The Most Sexually Suggestive Video Game Titles
This list is far from complete so any suggestions to it would be appreciated. I’ve avoided listing actual porn game titles for two reasons: a) they’re meant to be sexually suggestive the way an ad for a Big Mac is meant to make you feel hungry; and b) most of them actually don’t sound sexually suggestive at all (for example, Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties sounds more like a spin-off Mario title, like Hotel Mario, than a pornographic game). I will admit that some of the titles on this list are stretching the imagination a bit to make them sound suggestive. Rest assured it’s merely a case of I-Have-A-Filthy-Mind-itis. I would say that I suffer from advanced stages of this disease, except that there’s no “suffering” involved. Har har har. Also, I will probably at some point add the platform that each game has appeared on.
Anyway, without further ado, a list for the Beavis & Butthead in all of us, the most sexually suggestive video game titles:
SOUNDS PAINFUL
Ballz: The Director's Cut
Ballz 3D: The Battle of The Ballz
Jammit
Shove It
Ballblazer
Woody Pop
Ball Breakers
Ball Busters
SOUNDS LIKE BODY PARTS/FUNCTIONS
Nuts & Milk
Wild Woody
Squeeze Box
Seaman
Golden Balls
Dangerous Seed
Happy Pairs
Sticky Balls
6 Inch My Darling
Wild Snake
BEST USE OF "ME" TIME
Alone in the Dark: One Eyed Jack's Revenge
Spawn: In the Demon's Hand
Ball Jacks
MOST SATISFYING
Climax Landers
Happy Breeding
Night Head
SOUNDS CREEPY
Sneak N Peek
Lady Stalker
Disney's Hide & Sneak
POSSIBLY KINKY
Barnyard Fun
Squish 'Em
Booby Kids
SCAT
Hot Blooded Family
Three Dirty Dwarves
SOUNDS LIKE A POSITION
Bump N Jump
Pole Position
SIMILAR TO A PORN TITLE
Hot Action Pack
Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama
Big Bang Show
Fantasy Zone
Pokemon (a gay Jamaican porno?)
N.U.D.E.: Natural Ultimate Digital Experiment (sounds like interactive porn)
THE ALSO-RANS
One title that confuses me is Call of Duty: Big Red One. Call of Duty sounds like someone needs to take a dump, whereas Big Red One sounds like a dog with a boner. (Hey maybe it's Clifford!)
A title that just tries too hard to be juvenile is Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder. Ok, I get the pun there, but what exactly does it mean to Truck someone Harder? A pun only works when it makes sense two ways. This doesn’t. You can’t truck anything, from a person to a crate of bananas, harder. What makes this all the more perplexing is that it’s easy to change this into a pun that works. Truck Me FASTER has a pun-ey double meaning. It could actually have something to do with trucks.
Judging from the title alone, it’s possible that the gameplay in Age of Booty consists of nothing more than a rousing game of Make-Sure-She’s-Over-18. But hey if you lose, you can always enjoy the ever-popular prison mini-game Don’t-Drop-The-Soap!
Here’s one that’s almost sexually suggestive and horrifying at the same time: Airline 69 – Return to Casablanca. This one is actually quite disturbing to people with a perverted AND over-active imagination. It starts out with a great “Mile High Club” reference, and then just veers into truly terrifying territory. All I can think of is Humphrey Bogart giving new meaning to his famous phrase “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!” Excuse me now; I have to go be sick.
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Originally Posted by RASK1904
