Session Close: Fri Dec 07 20:00:05 2001 Session Start: Fri Dec 07 20:00:08 2001 [20:00] *** Now talking in #VBender [20:00] *** Topic is 'welcome.... DRINK UP ' [20:00] *** Set by DigiPress on Fri Dec 07 19:57:41 [20:00] And the party starts! [20:00] sutek > not in ages! [20:00] But I'm tired of buying razor blade refills....MACH3? BAH!!! [20:00] clint is out of the gaming scene [20:00] I talked with him on ICQ about 6 months ago... [20:00] so here got a dreamcast for 50.00 [20:00] but he's really different now [20:00] Bob: cool I have a lot of extra boxes and docs for most Nintendo systems (no boxes for NES tho) [20:00] you know...those Mach 3 heads can shave just fine without the handle! [20:01] damn, you guys use a razor? i'm still using stone knives [20:01] Hell, the handle's the cheap part [20:01] Try shaving with JUST the handle! [20:01] ah, but i sharpen the blades when they dull. [20:01] Hell, Gillette makes a two-blade cheapy that is just as good as a Sensor XL [20:01] what is this BLADES you speak of? [20:01] ok.. Alien Front Online for the DC has now started to officially suck.... gameshark cheaters and the servers are all screwed up as well.... a timed game counts down to 0 and doesnt end.... [20:01] what's good to use for pubes? [20:01] i do laser sharpening...i use my PSX's laser. [20:01] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:02] * DigiPress notices no gals in the room [20:02] lol, do youput it on it's side? [20:02] pubes > bare hands [20:02] For Pubes? one of those Epilady's LOL [20:02] dude, just rip em out [20:02] bbiaf [20:02] not the PS2...geez, that was a silly thing to say! [20:02] <-- has his PSX on it's side too [20:03] Alan, I don't need anything in return for the boxes and manuals...I'm sure you will put them to better use [20:03] kick ass [20:03] Bob: sweet thanks [20:03] damn thing will skip 5 ways from last year if I put it right side up [20:03] so will, did you "purge"? [20:03] damn! how did i miss out on free boxes and manuals?!?! [20:03] *** p-arnold has joined #VBender [20:03] I see that you guys at cge finally got a date for cge2k2, i hope i can make it next year [20:03] hahahaha yeah [20:03] what do you mean "FINALLY" [20:03] hahaha no actually [20:03] Will -1....DP - 5 [20:03] it's still 2001 brother! [20:03] punkoffgirl showed up [20:04] no puky yet [20:04] so, who all do I know here? Bob, Sylent, Digi... [20:04] or are you counting pissing [20:04] Ok sorry about that [20:04] oh, ther's matt [20:04] nick is 'nicky2guns' [20:04] "MAKE ME A SARGENT - CHARGE THE BOOZE! [20:04] ah, i see him a lot on aim [20:04] aland is aland :) [20:04] Matt's hidin [20:04] VGB....we should be in Killeen by next years CGE...if youwant to carpool, let me know [20:04] will be nice to finally meet you bob b [20:05] seems like 2002 is going be the year for classic conventions [20:05] that would be awesome...especially if i'm gonna be taking my books and a TV [20:05] Bytchin....LOL [20:05] i'm not nicky2guns, i'm insulted [20:05] Yeah, we have an extended mini-van, so space shouldn't be a issue [20:05] BEER # 7 [20:05] eh? [20:05] i got my nick's mixed up then [20:05] It'll be cool to meet a lot of you also... [20:05] oh, just in case you haven't heard...the book is going to debut at CGE 2002 [20:05] I'm thirsty [20:06] joe, when is the next dp out [20:06] which nick are you, nick? [20:06] *** gohan1911 has joined #VBender [20:06] anyone here play pro skater 2 or 3 religiously> [20:06] Books everywhere, Jerry G's came out today [20:06] ? [20:06] dan > today [20:06] Jerry G's? [20:06] i'm nick4184 like it says [20:06] haven't seen it...what's it cover? [20:06] Check atariage's main page [20:06] o yeah! sorry [20:06] Tony Hawk?...religiously? [20:06] B - double E - double R - U - N [20:06] BEER RUN!! [20:06] jerry g's book is OUT now! [20:06] yeah play it like readin the bible man [20:06] Seems classic up to jaguar [20:06] haha [20:06] really? general coverage? [20:06] That's what I said, TODAY! :) [20:07] or a rarity guide of some sort? [20:07] Sorry...I ain't got no religion [20:07] All I need is a 10 and a 5 er [20:07] 57 systems, 8000 items or something, rarity, price [20:07] ahhaha me either [20:07] not much sure past that [20:07] a car and a key, and a sober driver...... [20:07] *** NE146 is now known as NE1afk [20:07] sylentwulf- where can you buy it [20:07] variations is what I really want to check out [20:07] *** NE1afk has quit IRC [20:07] B - double E - double R - U - N [20:07] BEER RUN!!! [20:07] hmmm.. I'm starting to get toasted and TNN is doing another TNG Marathon..... [20:07] Don't wanna advertise on Digi's chat here :P [20:08] I might never leave my Ikea chair [20:08] at least for tonight [20:08] oh then just give me a clue [20:08] oh go ahead sylent [20:08] OK, just checkin :) [20:08] thejerryg@earthlink.net Is e-mail and paypal ID [20:08] 4 hour TNG marathon? [20:08] DP- jerry is the guy that sold me my 4 dina 2 in 1's for 38 bucks a piece [20:08] so no one has any idea on Master builder's rarity? I guess I'll have to look for it myself.... for some reason I thought one went for some absurd price on ebay in the last year or so [20:08] yes yes! [20:09] sutek > $50 if it's NTSC [20:09] oh.... [20:09] sut: ntsc? [20:09] *** DavidMt has joined #vbender [20:09] Job: yes... [20:09] I just wet my pantzzzz [20:09] sut: as joe says.. [20:09] this one was found around the corer from me in Canada... [20:09] Speakin of book releases anymore info on DP7? I haven't had much chance to scour that board lately [20:09] DP: it's not rarer than Bumper Bash though? [20:10] nah, one notch down from that and mangia [20:10] same level as gas hog [20:10] ahhh [20:10] sutek > no [20:10] any idea how many video lifes are out there [20:10] about 70...hehe. [20:10] thats more than i thought [20:10] Bumper Bash is pretty rare.... it was one of the last 2600 carts to be dumped (of the released carts) [20:10] no, that's how many beers I've had. [20:11] oh [20:11] damnit i gotta catch up [20:11] dunno if that's connected to that though ;-) [20:11] MOOKY [20:11] * DigiPress goes for a slice 'a pizza [20:11] hey, what's Jerry's book called? [20:11] brb [20:11] *** Leishiac has joined #VBender [20:11] MOOOOOOOOOO KEEEEEEY [20:11] Jerry G's guide to classic gaming, simple enough eh? [20:11] and does he have a page for it? [20:12] not that I could find [20:12] mookey was a good character in spike lee movie [20:12] Everything I know I saw on atariage's link [20:12] well, between Joe'e, Jerry's, and mine...looks like the field is well covered. [20:12] isnt jerry g like 90 [20:12] Mookey ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:12] Hello Everybody!! [20:12] I'll have all three :) [20:12] That's Jerry Lee Lewis [20:12] mookie- deliver that fuckin pizza [20:13] mmmmm pizza [20:13] jerry lee lewis= awesome [20:13] super chow fantastiko [20:13] Anybody know where I might find an Atari Mindlink??? [20:13] gonna read up on the book...brb [20:14] maybe you can find one in a MY dump [20:14] Did the Atari Mindlink even work? [20:14] NY [20:14] *** Rogmeiste has joined #VBender [20:14] phew! [20:14] that reminds me [20:14] Yes, but it gave people headaches... [20:14] ?away [20:14] alright, im back! [20:14] hehe [20:14] EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME! I need to link minds with someone RIGHT NOW [20:15] woah, look at all the people in here! [20:15] um...ok, we're melded lurky [20:15] We are one. [20:15] *** Sniderman has joined #VBender [20:15] *** DavidMt has quit IRC [20:15] anyone ever watch the Langoliers? [20:15] hey Urology Times guy...hehe. [20:15] *** davidmt has joined #vbender [20:15] yeahi watched it [20:15] lurk: I have [20:15] What would have happened if Spock had mind-melded with two people at once? [20:15] Shaddup or I'll mail ya a jar of "product." [20:15] yep [20:15] langoliers movie stunk! [20:15] no shit [20:15] book was ten million times better [20:15] bob: mind-orgy? [20:16] steven king kicks ass [20:16] maine [20:16] hahaha [20:16] sniderman? MIchael Snider? [20:16] i've been saving jars of mine for months! [20:16] it's a mind job [20:16] *** Leishiac has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:16] *lol* go maine rah rah rah [20:16] saving jars of? [20:16] maine maine maine [20:16] *** jeff1 has joined #VBender [20:16] wait i take that back [20:16] i dont want to know [20:16] "the product [20:16] In the trunk of your car VGB? [20:16] Damn maniacs [20:16] MAINEiacs [20:16] thank you [20:16] he's playing low, but I'm playin even LOWER [20:16] hi all, great to be here [20:16] hehe, since my car is a piece of shite...it's only appropriate [20:16] Good lord, how many of us are crammed in here? [20:16] not enough yet! [20:16] Ha! [20:16] a whopping 21 [20:17] wooo hooo! [20:17] maine= good game bargains even now [20:17] * lurky gets a whiff of rank air [20:17] who IS that? [20:17] oh, sorry...hehe. [20:17] 'Scuse me... [20:17] excuse me [20:17] that would be mr stinky ass [20:17] try /join #2,001 and see the loads of people there ;-) [20:17] *lol* [20:17] woah [20:17] maine=new site of "Deliverance" ;) [20:17] NH - probly closer to maine than wberdan in canada :) [20:17] look at all the guilty consciences [20:17] im in maine tooooo! [20:17] so, is everyone here really just into the classics? [20:17] in NJ here [20:17] * DigiPress returns in a puff of smoke [20:17] NH here [20:17] * lurky throws a petrol bomb at temp2084 [20:17] back finally was trying to get an SNES proto to work no luck :( [20:17] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! [20:17] canada sucks [20:17] or is it pretty much an all around addiction? [20:18] NH here too [20:18] !hahaha jk [20:18] hello [20:18] <--- all around [20:18] all around for me [20:18] No, I am into games....games of all types, video, arcade, board [20:18] * Sniderman scratches where it itches. [20:18] i had to go play bitch & delivery cigarettes hehehe [20:18] im addicted to alcohol and games [20:18] all around [20:18] so no, not just games [20:18] there are all kinds of addictions =P [20:18] oh, btw...our books only "share" a few systems...so nothing to panic about...lol [20:18] okay, who are the people that aren't talkin? im takin names and putting them in my report!! [20:18] VGB: Yeah I noticed that :) [20:18] after i grab a beer, that is.. [20:18] * lurky sling-shots a frog at Punkoffgi [20:19] hey punky brewster...how you doing? [20:19] smoke that! Tee Hee [20:19] too busy drinkin to talk [20:19] * Punkoffgi ducks frog [20:19] lol [20:19] If too many of us talk at once, my screen'll scroll for a half-hour. [20:19] *braaaap* [20:19] punky brewster? [20:19] MORE BEER [20:19] time to smash adventure vision with baseball bat [20:19] did you know she had to have a breast reduction? *lol* [20:19] eh? [20:19] more beer= good song by fear [20:19] That got his attentiuon [20:19] What makes Adventurevision tick? [20:19] i thought punky brewster died in the 80's [20:19] sylent: i've been so embroiled in getting all the info compiled that i hadn't heard a thing about it. [20:19] haha [20:19] Anyone try Namco Museum for PS2? Just wondering how it is [20:19] I knew that [20:19] breast makes him tick? [20:19] 4 D batteries [20:19] no way! [20:20] you didn't say 'back', DP. Go out and come back in [20:20] david > got it today but haven't played yet [20:20] soleli moon frye is her real name [20:20] oh sorry [20:20] its allready out for ps2? [20:20] *** DcGamer05 has joined #VBender [20:20] hehe [20:20] Yup [20:20] BACK [20:20] yes mind your manners even when yer drinkin! [20:20] there [20:20] *** CX2K has joined #VBender [20:20] howdy ho [20:20] nah... Punky deveoped huge breasts quite quickly and had to have reduction [20:20] wha?! [20:20] *smashed adventurevision* [20:20] yeah thats what i said! [20:20] I want moon fries on my PIZZA, dammit [20:20] NOW ONTO X BOX!!!!!!!!!! [20:20] I wasn't a big fan of the PS / N64 / Dreamcast versions [20:20] please tell me more about punkys breasts [20:20] *lol* someone here is a liar! [20:20] Remember the Punky Brewster cartoon? What the hell was that "Glomer" thing supposed to be anyway? [20:20] Yeah they were quite impressive [20:20] im sure you can find it on the internet [20:20] what games are on the ps2 version [20:20] Joe: saw Al's name and addy in the back of an issue of Electronic Gamer from like 1988...hehe. [20:20] Holy Fuck! Look at all the people here. [20:20] glomer? umm.. i should know what that is... [20:20] ROCK AND ROLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LLLLLLLLLL [20:20] yeah, AL has always been quite the collector [20:21] Hello All! [20:21] We have our first "fuck" ladies and gentlemen. [20:21] xbox is cool [20:21] She's on Sabrina now...you probably knew trhat, though [20:21] hello you too! [20:21] Hi John [20:21] *** Jeff_A has joined #VBender [20:21] LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE HERE TO-NIGHT, BABY!!!!!!! [20:21] XBOX JUST GOT SMASHED WITH AN ANVIL [20:21] said what all he was looking for [20:21] nope i dont watch sabrina =P [20:21] Same as the others but 3 Arrangement versions (pacman, galaga, dig dug) [20:21] im past the teenaged thing [20:21] HI ALL [20:21] XBOX yuchy [20:21] * Punkoffgi throws frog back at lurky [20:21] all these people, and one girl. [20:21] jeff a meet jeff1 [20:21] i'm the only girl??? [20:21] oh too bad i dont have a ps2 oh well. [20:21] oh my [20:21] NOW ON TO 5200 MOTHER [20:21] *lmao* [20:21] Howdy Jeff, CX2K [20:21] *kicks 52100 in crotch [20:21] * lurky puts frog in front left pocket, for later... [20:22] If you smash the 5200, what will you use as a doorstop? [20:22] 52100, wow [20:22] Keep you hands off my 5200, fool [20:22] HIYA [20:22] YEAH [20:22] yeah, the amount of attention you'll get as the beer takes affect will be staggering [20:22] * Punkoffgi looks at lurky like he's sick in the head [20:22] * DigiPress fondles 5200 crystal castle proto [20:22] lol [20:22] *lol* vgb [20:22] woah wait [20:22] anyone touche's my 5200 die's [20:22] * Jeff_A announces his new ATARI 2600 website at http://www.geocities.com/atari2600site/home.html check it out! [20:22] its way too early for ANY kind of fondling [20:22] Dude, Don't be whackin' off on my 5200 Crystakl castles proto [20:22] as i recall, punkoffgirl was HOT [20:22] Crystal [20:22] my grand pa pa uses a 5200 to keep his '37 Willy from rolling out of the driveway [20:22] come on joe behave =P [20:22] It's NEVER too early [20:22] hahaha [20:22] * VGB test [20:22] then again i was drinking pretty heavily then too [20:22] *** DcGamer05 has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:23] 1 girl and 23 guys? I saw a movie once that started like this. It was...uh...yeah... [20:23] * Punkoffgi slaps dp in the head [20:23] Hey, DigiPress, teach me how to make my cat piddle on game carts so I can score big bucks on Ebay [20:23] thanks for the crooked compliment! [20:23] * VGB fondles punk and covers face waiting for the slap [20:23] How many beers for you Joe? [20:23] lol [20:23] * DigiPress is at 6th beer [20:23] fuck [20:23] * Punkoffgi slaps vgb just cuz he likes it [20:23] * lurky throws a bucket of water at Punkoffgi [20:23] * Sniderman is sippin' on a gin-n-tonic right now... [20:23] WET T-SHIRT PARTY!!!!! [20:23] I just got back from a party at work and am pretty smashed. [20:23] * VGB screams for the candle wax to hurry up and melt! [20:23] well rogmeister, you can borrow my dog if you want urine.. [20:23] Where's the girls? [20:23] girl? [20:23] wp4iotjheopritjpioretjfr [20:23] THEYRE AT MY PAD [20:23] everyone take off their shirt! [20:23] woohoo [20:23] * Sylntwulf has to check auctions, brb [20:23] OK [20:24] * Punkoffgi throws a bucket of um.. something.. back at lurky [20:24] * jeff1 taking off shirt [20:24] fuck fuck [20:24] hahahahaha [20:24] Not everyone. [20:24] cripes, look at the MOON [20:24] Joe, get some strippers at this party [20:24] who's going to see if anyone takes their shirt off? [20:24] I don't wanna see Matt's nipples. [20:24] RIVER PATROL- WHER ARE YOU IM GONNA USE YOU AS A BASEBALL [20:24] *lol* yeah but jeff, only if theres a guy stripper too! [20:24] Yeah, where is Lee Furie anyways? [20:24] * VGB tries to take off his shirt, but it gets caught in a massive fold of fat [20:24] hahaa [20:24] ewww.... [20:24] eww [20:24] *lol* [20:24] lee's on a DATE [20:24] you know what *that* means [20:24] goddamn dates [20:24] oh yeah thats right! [20:24] Lee is in my basement [20:24] i saw that post! [20:24] Yeah, I bt LOL [20:24] This Jacob fellow again, is it? [20:24] Dates? Yeah, I've heard of those... [20:24] BIG JOBS!!!!!!! [20:24] LOL CX2K [20:24] * VGB whispers to punkgirl...i'm not really THAT fat. :) [20:24] hey my friedn got engaged to a girl he met off the net today [20:25] that fucking JACOB [20:25] way to go net [20:25] messin with our lady [20:25] hello hello hello hello [20:25] She's exercising her "sincerity" [20:25] hello > gohan [20:25] *** AtariAge has joined #VBender [20:25] * Punkoffgi whispers back to vgb its okay i can't see you anyway hehe [20:25] has anyone checked my site? [20:25] Isn't Jacob an Amish name? What're they doing? Raising a barn? [20:25] finally hello joe [20:25] Hey Albert [20:25] jacob is a bible name! =) [20:25] sorry gohan, a little busy here [20:25] Hi John! [20:25] like bartending a college frat party [20:25] thats the sum of my religious knowledge [20:25] whois jeff_A [20:25] TIME TO PUNT N64 THROUGH NEIGHBORS WINDOW -BRB [20:25] * lurky makes this channel look like PAKISTAN, BABY!!!!! [20:25] DP you passin out beer? [20:25] creamedgeezer [20:25] yeah, whatcha need punkoff? [20:26] AtariAge+Alex or Albert? [20:26] I'm gonna throw up of everything doesn't stop scrolling by so quick. [20:26] *lol* something better than beer! [20:26] hum [20:26] * DigiPress slides tequila rose to punkoffgirl [20:26] its not THAT fast cx2k! [20:26] Albert.. [20:26] Albert. :) [20:26] * jeff1 marvels at the number of DP regulars who have nothing better to do on Friday night [20:26] Hi Sniderdude [20:26] :) [20:26] * Punkoffgi looks at tequila rose, wondering what else is in it [20:26] hey, hi albert :) [20:26] no no [20:26] shit i though i entered as gohan191 [20:26] * lurky eats rose intended for punkoffgi [20:26] its not that we dont have anything better to do [20:26] yummm [20:26] it is when he's hooked up with his C64 and a 300 bps modem [20:26] hey albert [20:26] oh poo [20:26] i PLANNED this hehehe [20:26] just down it girlie! [20:26] Hi Job! [20:26] 800xl thank you. [20:27] Howdy AA! Wow, we all have sad little lives if this board is this active at 8 p.m. (my time) on FRiday. [20:27] *** Wolf1 has joined #VBender [20:27] * Punkoffgi gulps down the rose that lurky didnt really take [20:27] anyone have a classic gaming site to pimp? [20:27] i had an atari 400 [20:27] HI Dan. :) [20:27] I had one too [20:27] snider > wtf? isn't this what life is about? [20:27] Heh. [20:27] * VGB is amazed that she took it all down, thorns and all. [20:27] now i have a 600xl anyone know how much memory a 600xl has [20:27] Only 6:30 here :) [20:27] * lurky and Punkoffgi wander off to a back from for a little super rompo [20:27] Jeff: you can look at my site. Absolutely no content and damn proud of it [20:27] yo rog long time no see [20:27] I just picked up Jak & Daxter and will be playing that shortly.. [20:27] Sadly, DP, yes it is. :) [20:27] * Punkoffgi laughs my ass off [20:27] :) [20:27] woops [20:27] Who here is knowledgable about PONG consoles and the like? [20:27] what is the url alan [20:28] have to get that tense right [20:28] Dragon warrior VII for me [20:28] Can't WAIT for DW4 [20:28] BEER # * MOTHER FUCKER [20:28] if only my 400 and 5200 stuff hadnt been sold [20:28] hahahaha [20:28] OW!! Damn frog bit me [20:28] # 8 [20:28] http://aland.roarvgm.com [20:28] Hey, Dan...glad someone noticed my presence [20:28] hell it took my cousin 93 hours to beat dragon warrior 7 [20:28] im on my second beer, cuz i had to go to the STORE damnit! [20:28] ANyone? [20:28] im gonna get the blowtorch [20:28] and I am *not* kidding about no real ontent :) [20:28] there's ANOTHER GIRL trying to get in fellas [20:28] you know you left the JCU mailing list [20:28] 800xl is next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:28] B B B BBBB B BBB BEER!!!! [20:28] rog did you finally get a vectrex or what? [20:28] blowtorches are GOOOOOOD! [20:28] w00t [20:28] wolf : you been to www.pong-story.com? . great site! [20:29] girl, where where :) [20:29] WHERES THAT VECTREX!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:29] alan, it is stunning [20:29] KREPLA!!!! [20:29] there is? [20:29] If we're passing out no content, here's one for ya: www.geocities.com/Sylentwulf2/ [20:29] who's the other girl?? hehe [20:29] yes! [20:29] Yeah, I have... I had an old console.. Can;t remember what it was, and it's driving me nuts. [20:29] I'm a GOD KREPLA [20:29] Yes, pong-story.com is great, I've spent some time there.. [20:29] i got a new watch today [20:29] she's on her way [20:29] 2 Girls? Woohoo! [20:29] WOOT [20:29] *lmao* [20:29] keep dreamin! [20:29] who's the second one? [20:29] I do! [20:29] I'M A HIPPIE GOD!!!!!!!!!! [20:29] @ girls for me? [20:29] fucking a- that vec was heavy to throw on the roof [20:29] * Jeff_A has a new 2600 site http://www.geocities.com/atari2600site/home.html [20:29] thats what i wann know! [20:29] cant get in through the site, no surprise [20:29] heheh [20:30] site's too busy? [20:30] cx2k > heavens angel? [20:30] "Woot?" DP, you have been hanging around Lee WAY too long... [20:30] hahah [20:30] yeah no kidding! [20:30] anyone like the 5200 [20:30] Joe...should I ask about my site now? [20:30] but he didnt type it right! [20:30] *** Bow-Evil has joined #VBender [20:30] DP- what beer # now?!!!!!! [20:30] me, me, me. [20:30] i'm still on #6 [20:30] I like it... [20:30] nursing it [20:30] *** gohan1911 has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [20:30] # 8 baby [20:30] goddamn you! [20:30] i said id out do you 2:1 [20:30] ?!?! [20:30] okay, we all know wberdan is gonna win so dont even try! [20:30] *** Sutekh_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [20:30] pffft! [20:30] I want a nurse with beer, and a frog trap [20:30] Quick poll, favorite brand of beer when you're low on cash...GO! [20:30] It was a console that played PONG, along with several other games, had a lightgun that converted to a rifle, the console had 2 controllers that slind in at 45 dgeree angles. The console inwas silver in color. [20:30] nurse with a beer....? [20:30] hi wolf [20:30] * jeff1 pretending to drink [20:30] alcoholism!!!!!!!!!!!! yeha!!!!!!!!!! [20:31] * Punkoffgi thinks lurky is VERY twisted =) [20:31] ehy [20:31] * Sylntwulf watches digi break out the beer funnel [20:31] pabst blue ribbon [20:31] why pretending jeff?? [20:31] heavens angel is the girl that had a 'posting party' last nite [20:31] PBR!!!!!!!! [20:31] yeah!! beer bong!! hehehe [20:31] i'm 17, but my parents have a stocked bar [20:31] Low on cash beer = Icehouse :) [20:31] * VGB whips it out and begins to play with it [20:31] Miller High Life. 9.99 for 30 cans. :) [20:31] oooooh i see =) its hard to be the only sober one [20:31] good name for patrol boat in apocalypse now!!!!!!!! [20:31] Golden Anniversary - ha ha. [20:31] beer pong? [20:31] Keystone or Strohs for me. [20:31] BEER PONG [20:31] 17? I've videogames that are older [20:31] vgb i hope that's a pocket game [20:31] only 2 beersw left, gotta conserve [20:31] * VGB is glad he has a VGA box so he can whip out his DC and play it on the PC [20:31] who's your fav Golden Girl? [20:31] haha beer pong even better! [20:31] ahahah [20:31] LOL Rog... [20:31] Blanche was a whore. [20:31] has anyone checked my site yet? i need feedback [20:32] im not stocked up for hardcore chat [20:32] shit i cant remember her name [20:32] its dorothy's mother [20:32] 2jesus jeff, we're CHATTING [20:32] heheh [20:32] *loL* [20:32] chill [20:32] well hell...if we're showing off sites!!! hehe [20:32] Sophia [20:32] jeff, you should have come prepared! [20:32] I liked the one that kept forgetting her name and stuff [20:32] yeah! sophia! [20:32] sorry dp [20:32] yeah man..but totally hardcore, ya know? [20:32] i wish she was my grandmother [20:32] post those sites!!!!!!!! [20:32] Sophie [20:32] *** gohan1911 has joined #VBender [20:32] ok, I was little slow [20:32] hardcore? [20:32] jeff, what your last name? the reason why I'm asking is becuase I used to know a jeff A way back [20:32] I saw Arnold playing 2600 on a Diffrent Strrokes a few weeks back [20:32] GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [20:32] *lol* [20:32] albeck [20:32] no one knows the console I had..bummer [20:33] there are a LOT of jeffs in the world [20:33] hey everybody [20:33] Wberdan - 1 [20:33] fuckin jeffs [20:33] fuck [20:33] heheh [20:33] Whatchu talking 'bout, Mr. Bushnell! [20:33] but only 1 jeff1 [20:33] where'd Mary go [20:33] damn piece of shit [20:33] hey lurky! (jus tlike cheers) [20:33] Punk...you're the only girl that hasn't posted a photo yet. [20:33] no, i'm the only jeff [20:33] who is mary? [20:33] *** Bow-Evil is now known as _my [20:33] we wanna see! [20:33] :) [20:33] ummmm [20:33] *** Wolf1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:33] hehe [20:33] i didnt know i was supposed to, i must have missed that thread [20:33] is she in the bathroom? [20:33] oh your not him, I thought you might have been jeff atkins [20:33] hum [20:33] hasil atkins? hehe [20:33] * VGB continues to knit a sweater from the lent he's saved from his naval for the past decade. [20:33] *** _my is now known as _syzygy [20:33] nope, sorry [20:33] im not jeff atkins either [20:33] HASIKL [20:33] water cleanses you know [20:33] lmao [20:33] ADKINS [20:34] adkins? [20:34] washes dirty away [20:34] lol [20:34] *lol* [20:34] DP, me and the wife are heading to Vegas 12/26. (Her first time.) We're gonna swing by the Plaza 'cause she wants to see where CGE was held. [20:34] hasil adkins [20:34] MAKES NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:34] hi syzygy [20:34] so [20:34] water baaaaad [20:34] <_syzygy> hey all classic gamers [20:34] yeah adkins he's been gone for a long time [20:34] Better late than never Sniderman :) [20:34] hey does anyone here listen to GG [20:34] hahaahha [20:34] takes off protective outerlayer =P [20:34] <_syzygy> hi digip [20:34] * lurky has shards of his fav CD in his hide [20:34] you're gonna swing by the Plaza or AT the Plaza? hmmm??? [20:34] atariage, i love your site [20:34] Oh, I was at CGE this year Bob. [20:34] okay i was booted off before i could see any answers so who likes the 5200 i love it [20:34] Hi syzygyzyygyz! [20:34] 5200 is a good doorstop [20:34] Oh, sorry....:) [20:34] sniderman is the guy with the venture ii carts [20:34] ME, ME, ME [20:34] like bob said [20:34] :) [20:34] * Punkoffgi wonders if she can keep up with this crowd [20:35] VGB, you were there. IS there anyplace at the Plaza that Swings? ;) [20:35] gohan: enough to try an dprogram the thing [20:35] good door step bullshit [20:35] <_syzygy> I cant spell my name when I am not drinking [20:35] * DigiPress slides another tequila rose to punkoffgirl [20:35] Jeff: Thanks. :) [20:35] swings??? *lol* [20:35] 5200 controllers are a good doorstop [20:35] LOL [20:35] I meant "couples swinging". [20:35] * Punkoffgi thinks what the hell & downs the next drink [20:35] actually 5200 better for tetherball practice than doorstop [20:35] Vegas is a swinging town right? [20:35] Snider...that was YOU with the V2 carts? [20:35] woah baby! [20:35] you're comin home with me tonite, doll face [20:35] * lurky punches DigiPress right in the bottom [20:35] i hope its not a prob, but i linked to you [20:35] swinging.. what a concept.. hehe [20:35] actuallly i think the 5200 sticks are comftorable [20:35] * Sylntwulf waits for Joe to post ingrediants of tequila rose on site [20:35] THAT'S the WOMAN I LOVE!!! [20:35] um dp, lurky just touched your ASS [20:35] stop touching my ass, lurky [20:35] I like the 5200...'course I have a Wico controller and I make my opponents use the Atari 5200 joystick... [20:35] yeah thats what i wanna know too sylntwulf [20:36] <_syzygy> I like the 5200 sticks also. [20:36] hell im the one drinkin em! [20:36] * VGB touches his own ass...likes the way that feels [20:36] tequila rose!? just buy the bottle! [20:36] I can't help it. It's soft [20:36] lol [20:36] LOL [20:36] ah my wico controllers and games were sold a long time ago :( [20:36] okay, NO ass touching!! we dont want smelly keyboards!! [20:36] well THAT'S easy enough [20:36] some games at least and all the rare ones too [20:36] hey - serious question here- does the 5200 masterplay interface make games like HERO unplayable? [20:36] ooh okay its just one kind of alcohol.. thought it was a mixed drink [20:36] me too [20:36] unplayable? [20:36] Oh wait...that wasn't my ass! it was just 2 large fat rolls! [20:36] <_syzygy> _BRB_ [20:36] Ya know VGB, you can sell that stuff :) [20:37] vgb, what are you drinkin/smokin? *lol* [20:37] lol [20:37] * lurky breaks a bottom of pirate rum in CX2K's face [20:37] TEQUILA ROSE: like baileys but in strawberry [20:37] I'm drinking pot and smoking a beer [20:37] mmmm [20:37] he can sell what, his ass? hehe [20:37] hits harder that way! [20:37] I said gimmie the BRANDY! [20:37] oooh i like baileys!! [20:37] * SAV2880 is back. [20:37] *Ack* [20:37] Joe, my cat was just in...wants to know if you have any carts you want piddled on [20:37] no no not brandy, you want KALUAH! [20:37] CX2K- yeah, i used the competition pro joystick on hereo and it appeared unplayable until the 5200 joystick was in JUST the right play [20:37] place [20:37] Kahlua expensive [20:37] anyone have a miller lite [20:37] anyone own a 2600 [20:37] yeah i remember that damn 5200 joystick [20:37] that sucked [20:37] 5200 controllers suck. [20:37] especially on ms pac man [20:37] i have a 2600 g switch and a junior [20:38] ROG > tell him to check the corner, the atari games havent been pissed on in awhile [20:38] couldnt go up or left w/out slamming on it pretty much [20:38] they dont suck- theyre just hard to use [20:38] 6^ [20:38] Better question...who DOESN'T own a 2600 here? [20:38] They suck. :) [20:38] I'm pretty sure it's playable with the masterplay [20:38] that was weird that atari got away with that joystick on that console [20:38] i have a heavy sixer myself [20:38] well okay its an okay controller, but it feels like its gonna break in two seconds! [20:38] * VGB admits that he doesn't own one 2600, but instead owns 2600 1's [20:38] *** jeff3 has joined #VBender [20:38] 5200 joysticks just broke too much. [20:38] who the hell thought that was a good idea at the time? [20:38] The 5200 is a great console, once you find a better controller to use with it. :) [20:38] they shoulda been shot [20:38] * Punkoffgi scratches head and wonders what 2600 1s are [20:38] No VCS - No BEER [20:38] lol [20:38] I have 40 VCS consoles, I should be able to get pretty trashed. [20:38] You'd think they would have tested the controllers first [20:38] *** Venture2G has joined #VBender [20:38] well, what else do you recommend for the 5200 then? [20:38] *** HAngel28 has joined #VBender [20:38] it was the prototype from atari [20:38] yeah no kidding [20:39] bad marketing [20:39] Stupid ISP booted me... [20:39] like the xbox controllers [20:39] is it true the rev 9 switch for 5200 will stop the controllers from breaking for years at least thats what io heard [20:39] *** Sniderman has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [20:39] they failed 2599 times before they got it right [20:39] those are way too fat to use [20:39] i think i lost my dimebag... [20:39] that wasnt the last time a system came out with crap controllers [20:39] *** Venture2G is now known as name_Snid [20:39] A... A... GIRL [20:39] hello [20:39] did u guys take it? [20:39] Yes, the XBox controllers are bad, but not as bad as the 5200. At least you can *use* them. [20:39] i think the 7800 kicks 5200 ass [20:39] hey angel! now im not alone! [20:39] * DigiPress passes drink to heavensangel [20:39] IM FINALLY IN DAMN ALL U PEOPLE!!! [20:39] I highly recommend the ACORN TS12 - AWESOME!!!! [20:39] *** name_Snid is now known as Sniderman [20:39] Yay! Girls!!! [20:39] I much prefer the GC controllers (or the excellent Dual Shocks) [20:39] Finally. [20:39] How much do the X-Box contollers weigh? [20:39] agreedd wberdan [20:39] yeah, but the xbox controler is soooo awkward [20:39] Bob_Bytch: TOO Much. :) [20:39] *** jeff1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [20:39] XBOX controllers make some games unplayable [20:39] Bob: About 50 pounds. [20:39] * CX2K CX2K starts swinging! [20:39] U say Xbox Ill beat u up [20:39] 0lbs [20:39] damn x-box controller [20:39] in examble-= pro skater 2 [20:39] <---REALLY like the Xbox AND gamecube controllers but not the button placements on EITHER. [20:40] hey there's another girl in here - ATTACK!!!!! [20:40] Heavy enough that light bends around them. And the console. [20:40] but thats not quite as bad as that 3rd party dreamcast controller [20:40] Well, my kids should be bulking up then. LOL [20:40] *lol* [20:40] Don't badmouth the 5200 or I'll start choppin people. [20:40] sorry angel, been playin that lately [20:40] i nearly killed myself picking one up and looking at the box today at best-buy [20:40] systems i wont play cause of whack controls: atari 5200, colecovision, x-box [20:40] that bad word i can't say i mean [20:40] * DigiPress passes a gamecube to heavensangel [20:40] Hubby wants one [20:40] and he has a pc,ps and n64 already [20:40] i wanna try out a gamecube [20:40] OK who needs a drink? [20:40] my wife bought me one i love it [20:40] there really aren't any left around here [20:40] *** lurky is now known as Chopsly [20:40] the PS controller is the best..... [20:40] My favorite controller is the PS2, I just wish they would switch anaolg and digital stick placement on the left side [20:40] Xbox graphix kick ass though [20:40] meme i want a miller [20:40] * Chopsly puts CX2K's neck on a stump [20:40] Who's going to buy the keyboard and mouse for the X-Box? [20:40] Ps/Ps2 same thing [20:40] yeah i agree, the ps one is better than the ps2 [20:40] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'FREE TEQUILA ROSE, COURTESY OF DP ' [20:41] * Chopsly raises his big black axe [20:41] yeah xbox is incredible graphic and sound quality wise [20:41] yeah, the xbox graphics are really really good [20:41] i work at toys r us in the r-zone and i had to take 60lb boxes of XBOX down on a ladder [20:41] chopsly! is that you stilphen!? [20:41] tony hawk sucks for it tho [20:41] seems to move a looooot slower [20:41] yeah but grapichs dont compare to the gameplay that's what makes a game [20:41] first console to release games in (i think) completely 5.1 DD [20:41] Only game I want to play on XBox right now is Halo. [20:41] PS2 RPGS - 7 Xbox and gamecube combined - 1.... inthe next 2 months [20:41] CHOP CHOP, video boy [20:41] <_syzygy> whoop Jim beam and coke the only way to fly. [20:41] yup [20:41] well there are some decent games for xbox [20:41] I think Id rather buy a xbox then ps2... [20:41] I'll just play that at work on the projector instead of spending $350+ for a single game. [20:41] but if you like pro skater 2 [20:41] nah, just buy a game cube [20:41] and 3 [20:41] * CX2K whacks chopsly in the jaw * [20:41] What's the best GameCube game? [20:41] i heard the games are a lot better [20:41] then you would kill xbox [20:41] * Chopsly swings his mighty axe down between A4 and A5 [20:41] Sylntwulf: RPGs take a *LONG* time to develop.. [20:41] in frustration [20:42] monkeyball! [20:42] SMonkey ball! [20:42] Monkeyball does kick ass. [20:42] :) [20:42] smokeyball? [20:42] <_syzygy> monkeys balls [20:42] ive been playing NHL hitz ALOT [20:42] damn s [20:42] super smash melle [20:42] i didnt mean to type that [20:42] pukeyballz [20:42] Although Pikmin came out. :) [20:42] *lol* [20:42] anyone live near dove or rockaway nj? [20:42] *** Chopsly is now known as lurky [20:42] balls period [20:42] I just got Monkey Ball...haven't had time to play it yet, though [20:42] RD4 and RD5 [20:42] Does anyone know where I can find Montezuma's Revenge for PC? [20:42] i have to wait till christmas for mine [20:42] But Neither is fairly well known for it, While PS1/2 is still GOD of RPG's, just my reason for getting one [20:42] I WANT MY VERY OWN MONKEY!!!!! [20:42] i can hook u up at toys r us [20:42] Does anyone live further west than El Paso? [20:42] * Punkoffgi thinks lurky plays with his own monkey too much to have another [20:42] really jeff a , tell more [20:43] KICK BALLS [20:43] Punkoffgi, how 'bout Lurky Ball? [20:43] food fight kicks ass [20:43] * DigiPress slides montezumas revenge to heavensangel [20:43] *monkey balls that is* [20:43] down in the west texas town of el paso, i fell in love with a mexican girl.. [20:43] U know where I can get it Joe? [20:43] Gohan: Food Fight is great, 7800 has a pretty good version.. [20:43] BRB.......drunker than before [20:43] lurky, i think you can play with yourself for a while.. umm... you know what i mean.. *lol* [20:43] my ass has a better version [20:43] heaven > want to buy or download? [20:43] are there anymore atari collections planeed to be relashed anytime soon [20:43] okay, time for beer 3!!! [20:43] poop fight [20:43] download..I LOVE that game..either or [20:43] cant find it [20:43] punkoff > ? LIGHTWEIGHT [20:43] Wberdan: Does that game use both joysticks? [20:44] no [20:44] i had to go to the store [20:44] and i love kangaroo too no matter what anyone says i love that game [20:44] thats 3 since 8pm! [20:44] yes it does [20:44] haiii [20:44] heavens > i'll hook you up, remind me [20:44] in 43 minutes [20:44] if you come to toys r us in rockaway, i can hold the hard to find items in the back for you [20:44] awesome [20:44] Kisses to u [20:44] LOL [20:44] I32QYHRIU3WA4HTIGUWREAHN [20:44] TWA84YTI8YTHAEOIU4Y5A3847827(&!**** [20:44] yeah [20:44] uh oh *lol* [20:44] * lurky slides up to HAngel28 [20:44] yeah yeah just stop mentioning your hubby, it's such a turnoff! [20:44] i see [20:44] hey bab [20:44] hahaha [20:44] anyone know where i can get an apple 2 for cheap [20:44] wberdan is cybering with himself..how gross [20:44] yeah at the dump [20:44] E [20:44] Anyone ever eat live eels? [20:44] LOl@Dig [20:45] hey thats mean [20:45] hahahaa [20:45] nope [20:45] :) [20:45] at the dump the apple 2 kicks ass it has thousands of games [20:45] no eeels [20:45] unless its that whole seizure thing [20:45] * jeff3 goes to get another beer [20:45] Hes sleeping on the couch n e ways [20:45] fuck [20:45] haha actually.. live eels.. [20:45] my mother worked at a chinese restaurant for ten years [20:45] he's sleeping? I'd be on you like white on rice baby [20:45] electric eels power my game boy [20:45] the cooks in the kitchen used to eat eels [20:45] LOL [20:45] OMG my brother had this porno with a chick having sex with an eel [20:45] i'm so funny [20:45] anyone wanna see my fruit bowl? [20:45] was the eel good? [20:45] to kill em, they'd slam their heads against the counter [20:45] well i wouldnt be asking but i cant find on ebay [20:45] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [20:45] I ate a live monkey once when I was in Thailand [20:45] Maybe Big N' Tasty better break out the fun. [20:45] sex with an EEL??? [20:45] fuckin eels [20:45] <_syzygy> yes i do [20:45] AWWWWRIGHT! DP SURFER! [20:45] *** Jobf has left #vbender [20:46] Was that Traci Lords movie? LOL [20:46] hhahaaha [20:46] YES SEX WITH AN EEL [20:46] hahaha [20:46] VGB: hahahahahahhaaha [20:46] Worst I've seen is a woman with an octopus... [20:46] oh my god [20:46] I needed the money, k? [20:46] was it good sex though [20:46] hahahahahahaha [20:46] okay i thought i'd seen some kinky shit [20:46] Gang, I gfotta scram. Me and the wife are going out. Unlike Lee, *I* stopped by before a "date." [20:46] Now THAT'S disturbing [20:46] but iguess that bypasses that [20:46] ok Punk...where's the photo? [20:46] * DigiPress goes off for another beer [20:46] NO IT WAS A BEASTIALITY [20:46] photo? [20:46] umm [20:46] okay go to [20:46] Here in Juarez they have the "Donkey Show" [20:46] *** Sniderman has quit IRC [20:46] OOOOOOOH with a beast [20:46] !!! [20:46] jajajajajaahahahahah [20:46] <_syzygy> is that from beauty and the beast? [20:46] http://profiles.yahoo.com/punkoffgirl [20:46] LOL [20:46] theres a pic on there [20:46] KICK MY BALLS [20:46] THATS AMAZING [20:46] jub jub jub JUUUUUUUB [20:47] IM GONNA GO JUMP OFF MY ROOF NOW------ IM GONNA SEE IF I CAN FLY [20:47] BRB [20:47] * Punkoffgi whispers to angel, i dont think these boys get out much.. [20:47] LOL...everyone's rushing to her yahoo profile [20:47] Damn, Digi was right, a lot of nice looking girls play atari, what's up with that? [20:47] hahahahah [20:47] hey, the photo stops at the good part! [20:47] =) [20:47] <_syzygy> its not the flying but the landing that will get you. [20:47] the "good" part? [20:47] anyone on dsl? [20:48] nah, the good part is OVER the shoulders! hehe [20:48] well...the "fun" part...lol [20:48] <_syzygy> is that a new drug? [20:48] *** p-arnold has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:48] =) [20:48] 1200k cable here..... [20:48] lol@Punk [20:48] lol [20:48] i'm on a T1 [20:48] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:48] dsl= digital subscriber line [20:48] I cant get dsl here [20:48] someone turn off the moon [20:48] 1200k [20:48] 512K cable here [20:48] i dont want to pay for dsl [20:48] bob, that REALLY hurts [20:48] my system is antique anyway [20:48] <_syzygy> whoop hah modem baby all the way [20:48] 256k dsl [20:48] oh yeah [20:48] i got you beat [20:48] what hurts? :) [20:48] *** s-kelly has joined #VBender [20:48] FUCK [20:48] mine is still 33.6 modem!! [20:48] that's better :) [20:48] <_syzygy> ouch [20:48] I pay $1100/month for my damn line here...too expensive me thinks [20:48] beating hurts [20:48] =P [20:48] Sean! [20:49] lol [20:49] Im lucky if I connect at 48000 dial up [20:49] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'Welcome.... DRINK UP! ' [20:49] I'm lucky if I MAKE $1100 a month [20:49] hey sean [20:49] i connect at 33600 bps *lol* [20:49] This is regular IRC? [20:49] <_syzygy> ok who is drinking what? [20:49] Damn...I pay $49.95 for 140 Channel Basic cable and 1200k cable modem [20:49] dp, i'm outta beer [20:49] actually not even supposed to connect at that [20:49] * lurky runs around the room, randomly punching people in the teeth....just for fun [20:49] did anyone plan for potty breaks?? [20:49] jeff > ack! [20:49] lol [20:49] * DigiPress passes virtual moonshine to jeff_a [20:49] * Punkoffgi sits lurky in the corner until he can behave himself [20:49] I pay $120 for digital internet, tv, and phone [20:49] *** VGB has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:50] I did...that's why I'm using my laptop... [20:50] lol [20:50] 00kb/s upload cap [20:50] No [20:50] okay wulf, thats WAY too much [20:50] NO NO NO [20:50] * CX2K amshes lurky across the bas eof his skull [20:50] smashes [20:50] i want 3 x's on my moonshine [20:50] jeff a im from nj too [20:50] * Punkoffgi sends lurky to his room [20:50] * lurky buys CX2K a dictionary for X-Mas [20:50] $45 just for internet, no other option [20:50] *** VGB_is_GO has joined #VBender [20:50] faster fingers would be better [20:50] *** SeanK has joined #VBender [20:50] anyone have lunar 2 for sega cd [20:50] what town jeff3? [20:50] $50 for TV, $25 for phone [20:50] hello again sean [20:50] ok my son took his diaper off and is running the room naked [20:50] berlin [20:50] Eternal damnation! [20:50] me next!!!! [20:51] woah [20:51] My kids have been naked for hours [20:51] * DigiPress passes JALAPENO PEPPER to SeanK [20:51] we need 10 letters! [20:51] first bestiality, then naked children.. [20:51] *** aaa has joined #VBender [20:51] * lurky drops trough and goes tearing around the channel [20:51] <_syzygy> damm too much [20:51] i need more than ten! [20:51] *** s-kelly has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:51] *** AlanD has left #vbender [20:51] *** BlakeDog has joined #VBender [20:51] yeah, my "kids" have been hanging out in the nude for a while too...lol [20:51] gohan1911: Got a friend who has it. [20:51] i took my diaper off an hour ago [20:51] sean ditched us? [20:51] lol [20:51] Think Sean's havin issues [20:51] where did the less godly VGB go? [20:51] I wont ask Jeff [20:51] personal ones? hehe [20:51] Name change VGB? [20:51] Don't let that dangle with my cats around... [20:51] hey punker how many beera you drink when you wer her [20:51] i sacraficed him...hehe. [20:51] here [20:51] *** SeanK is now known as s-kelly [20:52] *** lurky is now known as krepla [20:52] please dont, angel [20:52] this is Nepenthean [20:52] SAV2880 have you played and beat it i wanan knwo if its worth it since i ahve the psx update [20:52] KREPLA! [20:52] <_syzygy> _another drink time. [20:52] hey sean [20:52] in on ummm beer four had one beer at your place [20:52] * DigiPress thinks sean is suffering identity crisis [20:52] I'm a GOD krepla [20:52] heheheh [20:52] No, I didn't realize it was "regular" IRC - ie I don't have to access it through a webpage. [20:52] KICK ASS [20:52] i bought lunar for sega cd on ebay after i beat lunar for psx and still loved the originsl [20:52] gohan1911: I have not played it a whole lot ... if it's like the first Lunar though, if you got the PSX version, you saw it all. [20:52] wow that was weird..my screen froze [20:52] I'm a HIPPIE GOD!!!! [20:52] Wait...wait...no, I'm Karl! [20:52] *** VGB_is_GO has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:52] But, the SCD version was still nice. [20:52] LETS WRESTLE [20:52] HAhahaah [20:52] *** krepla is now known as deathtoSK [20:52] VGB SUCKS ASS [20:52] *** VGB has joined #VBender [20:52] << ohhh hippie [20:52] lol [20:52] can't you just stuck w/one name? *lol* [20:52] wrestle? [20:52] hahahahah [20:52] ok, i'm back! [20:52] *** Jeff_A is now known as TrdBrglr [20:52] sex and drugs and rock and roll [20:52] Nepenthean kicked me off as a joke. [20:52] *** aaa has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:53] any male personalities, angel? [20:53] ill take the drugs, rock and rool [20:53] =) [20:53] she channels them through me [20:53] yup [20:53] hehe [20:53] rock and rool? [20:53] i am now turd burglar [20:53] some new type of music? [20:53] rool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:53] *lol* i think it'd be kind of neat [20:53] << hey we missed you VGB! [20:53] god i love rock and rool and early metal [20:53] LMAOOOOOOOOOO [20:53] *** deathtoSK is now known as lurky [20:53] ME TOOO [20:53] <_syzygy> I though the talk here would be about games [20:53] what atariage said wasnt true at all [20:53] well, i'm gonna go drain the lizard...brb. [20:53] hell no! [20:53] I just bought Linkin PArk's cd..it rocks [20:53] DP: SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [20:53] thats gay [20:53] i gotta pee too damnit! [20:53] oops [20:54] <_syzygy> guess not _rump riders [20:54] i thought he was peeing [20:54] * VGB goes to relieve his bladder, offers anyone interested to join him in breaking the seal [20:54] *** TrdBrglr is now known as Jeff_A [20:54] *** D_N_G has joined #vbender [20:54] stop talking about it! im trying to ignore it! [20:54] Hey DP, don't you have to go get more beer and logout for a minute? [20:54] no thanks vgb [20:54] greets, DNG [20:54] i jumped off roof [20:54] it was good [20:54] BlakeDog:are you on AOL I.M.? [20:54] um no [20:54] hiya [20:54] Well, you have to piss sometime. :) [20:54] * lurky lets his lizard roam freely [20:54] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o CX2K [20:54] yeah but i like to pretend i dont [20:54] lol [20:54] BEER # 8 [20:54] He's got ya there Joe [20:54] heck, i know a guy whose girlfriend convinced him she NEVER does #2 [20:54] hahah me too [20:54] only #8?? [20:54] haha [20:55] dododdun [20:55] you're slowing down [20:55] saem guy [20:55] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o s-kelly [20:55] =P [20:55] *** BlakeDog has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:55] me had 6 beers and a virtual moonshine [20:55] wait i missed something [20:55] * jeff3 breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing while reflecting on "the carsh" [20:55] i have had four beers and three virtual tequila roses [20:55] someone 'got me there'? bahahah! [20:55] What's with all the little black squares in front of what some of you are saying? [20:55] my brain is falling out [20:55] missed what? [20:55] Hey, How come I'm staying at the bottom of the list anyways? [20:55] << little black squares? [20:55] * VGB is back...panting from having to hoist all that weight [20:55] because duh [20:55] its your name [20:55] sean- maybe its like how i typed backwards earlier [20:55] you'll always be at the bottom of your list =) [20:55] They all have numbers after them. [20:55] no rhyme or reason [20:55] Drink count time.... [20:56] oh, heheh [20:56] numbers too? [20:56] <_syzygy> two [20:56] That would explain it [20:56] *** gohan1911 has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [20:56] drunken smash bros is the way to go [20:56] maybe it matters how you connect [20:56] four [20:56] 4 1/2 [20:56] numbers too? [20:56] Like that? [20:56] 9849 [20:56] 99 [20:56] 666 [20:56] 56256 [20:56] I suppose I'm the only person who puts himself on his own buddy list too huh? [20:56] 12213/ [20:56] what are we numbering? [20:56] * Jeff_A had 6 beers and 1 virtual moonshine [20:56] <_syzygy> mixed drinks count as 2 correct [20:56] Oh, you mean just today? [20:56] 686/? [20:56] 16 [20:56] 69 [20:56] .14 [20:56] on yourOWN buddy list? hehehe [20:56] <_syzygy> I mean beer is weak. [20:56] i'm on my buddy list [20:56] virtual drinks DONT count [20:56] Of course! [20:56] lets me check my connection. [20:56] im on my own buddy list [20:56] That way I ALWAYS have a friend! [20:57] ! [20:57] sorry [20:57] but don't IM yourself...you might go blind [20:57] yeah, the page stops on THAT comment [20:57] lol [20:57] <_syzygy> Tequila shot yes that the way. [20:57] I'd imagine my mIRC is a bit old...that's probably what it is. I haven't done this in eons...v4.0 [20:57] ummmmm.... [20:57] VGB > you arent even on MY buddy list! [20:57] bring on the GURLZZZZZZZ [20:57] :) [20:57] gooooabab!!!!!!!!!!!1 [20:57] * Punkoffgi scratches head [20:57] blindness? [20:57] WHERES THE CHICKS!!!!!!! [20:57] hahahaahah [20:57] Sean: Latest version seems to be 5.91 [20:57] I had almost 1600 hits yesterday [20:57] * VGB realizes that Joe really can be an ass when he's drunk :) [20:57] dude there are chicks all over the place [20:57] last time i checked i was a girl [20:57] * Jeff_A wants everyones AOLIM scereennames, NOW [20:57] << and they are not here. [20:57] Yikes...I guess I'm outdated. [20:57] * DigiPress passes grain alcohol to VGB [20:57] * lurky imagines s-kelly is a bit older [20:58] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'www.videogamebible.com ' [20:58] *** jeff31 has joined #VBender [20:58] you don't need me on your list DP...you know i'll just message you. [20:58] okay, thats it, i must give in to nature!! brb!! [20:58] wheeres BOB? [20:58] I like that name! [20:58] lurky wouldn't know what to do with a girl if she was in his lap! [20:58] *** D_N_G has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [20:58] * Sylntwulf goes to get a drink [20:58] WHERES THE GRAVES [20:58] *** D_N_G1 has joined #vbender [20:58] Right here...trying to follow things lOL [20:58] LOL [20:58] * lurky throws a coconut creme pie at CX2K [20:58] im gonna have to kill off a few of these jeffs [20:58] tee hee [20:58] http://www.videogamebible.com hehe...catchy! [20:58] damn! i knew i shouldn't have logged on with my Vic-20! [20:58] dial up sucks [20:58] it's easier if you're DRUNK [20:58] LOL [20:58] Can I have some of that pie? [20:58] "ONE COCONUT CREME PIE [20:58] me got good buzz [20:58] YOUR PIE SIR [20:59] * VGB has your 'pie' right here! [20:59] <_syzygy> do not follow... type to please [20:59] *spalt* [20:59] * lurky points and CX2K and laffs [20:59] HAHAHAAAAAAAA [20:59] * DigiPress puts "THE move" on heavensangel [20:59] <_syzygy> someone might pick up the point. [20:59] Wberdan needs a greezy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray [20:59] 8 down only 13 to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:59] uh oh. [20:59] ahhh.. relief [20:59] OH geez here we go with the pickup lines [20:59] bob- yeah man [20:59] * lurky zoober [20:59] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz [20:59] Lurky must not have taken his meduication. [20:59] OK, who's gonna post the nude photos? [20:59] <_syzygy> and leave out the trout. [20:59] medication. [20:59] pick up lines? oh boy.. this *might* be educational [20:59] ( thinking if Joew asnt married) [20:59] hey baby- want to check out my 'collection; [20:59] hahahahha [20:59] it's all body english baby, no words [20:59] LOLOL [20:59] :) [21:00] *** lurky is now known as CX2KRAP [21:00] :P [21:00] Nerd pickup lines? [21:00] Hey baby, ever take it in the ass? [21:00] stilphen [21:00] *** Jobf has joined #vbender [21:00] body english in a chat room? okay, joe, you're drunk [21:00] *** jeff3 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [21:00] i have the best pickup line... "Hey Baby, lets go have sex in that thar alley" [21:00] erm, o yeah [21:00] Joe was in a barfight yesterday [21:00] *** CX2K is now known as lurkster [21:00] thats not a pickup line! [21:00] barfight?? [21:00] on my board [21:00] * CX2KRAP slaps lurkster with a fresh trout [21:00] * Sylntwulf is back with a fresh drink and kids ar ein bed, woohoo! [21:00] its not? [21:00] take that, you scoundrel [21:00] *** davidmt has quit IRC [21:00] pickup lines? how bout "if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" [21:00] Let the Typo's Begin! [21:01] no wait [21:01] ZZZZZZZZ [21:01] Punkoffgirl: Hey baby, we can do this the easy way...or I can just force myself on you. [21:01] lol [21:01] do you believe in love at first sight? if not, let me walk by again [21:01] hmmm [21:01] that's my pickup line [21:01] * CX2KRAP s-kellie [21:01] i got in a bar fight the other day...i yelled at my wife to leave me alone while i was playing Tapper [21:01] hehehe [21:01] * Punkoffgi slaps VGB in the head for fun [21:01] how bout this line: "are those new shoes? lets fuck" [21:01] Your legs must be tired, cuz you've been runnin through my head all day [21:01] tapper!! [21:01] LOL Jeff [21:01] i love that game! [21:01] *** CX2KRAP is now known as s-kellie [21:01] KICK BALLS [21:01] the c64 version rulz [21:01] OMG I used to play tapper [21:01] hey punkoffgirl...you gonna be at CGE this year? [21:01] *** lurkster is now known as CX2K [21:01] that dress looks good on you.. it'd look even better on my floor [21:01] but isnt that always the way? [21:01] thats the beer game right? [21:02] hmm [21:02] how about- [21:02] LETS FUCK [21:02] @vgb, i dunno.. vegas is a LOOOONG way from maine [21:02] i'll be at philly tho! [21:02] *** newcoleco has joined #VBender [21:02] "Yo bitch, get your 7 year old ass in my car, i've got candy, and cloroform" good line, huh? [21:02] - good dennis hopper qupote from blue velvet [21:02] I forgot my number, can I have yours? [21:02] Punkoffgi- I'm not from around here. Can I get directions to your place? [21:02] trust me, it'll be even longer if you're there...hehe. [21:02] hello daniel! [21:02] How about "What nationality are you? Do you have any irish in you? [21:02] oh yeah good line *lol* [21:02] Would you like some?! [21:02] would you like some irish in you? [21:02] The key is sincerity....I mean, a shiny new credit card. [21:02] haha [21:02] thanks [21:02] ive heard that one before [21:02] how about: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? " [21:02] hey [21:02] hello .. joe? [21:02] I'm sincere. :) [21:02] joe, i said that already! [21:02] LMAO [21:02] hey punk...did you see mine? [21:02] oops [21:02] We are the martians, the butt ugly martians! [21:03] it was original...on the fly too. hehe [21:03] ok how about: "Is you father a lumberjack? Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. " [21:03] Oh wait that's a nick show.... [21:03] DPs lines are dated about 10 years :) [21:03] yeah, you didnt see me slap you in the head, vgb? hehe [21:03] DP------ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [21:03] *** s-kellie is now known as lurky [21:03] no, when i said, "it'll be even longer when you 're there" [21:03] If I could rewrite the alphabet Id put U and I together,,,LOL [21:03] joe, that one gets you a slap in the head [21:03] * Punkoffgi slaps DP [21:03] Or: "Come here sweetheart...sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" [21:03] about the long trip to vegas...hehe [21:03] *lol* yeah angel!! [21:03] I definitely wanna goto Vegas this next year [21:03] ooh nope didnt see that about the trip [21:03] my pickup line "Die monster! You don't belong in this world!" [21:03] well, it was good. [21:03] of course one of the lines that has scored me the most points: "Nice legs...what time do they open? " [21:04] hehe so type it again! [21:04] ahahhaah [21:04] how bout "Hey you, get over here or I'll choke you [21:04] joe, you SCORE points? [21:04] LMAO@Joe [21:04] * VGB asks punkoffgirl if she has a mirror in her pocket [21:04] i'm sure you're very sucessful if you have that [21:04] "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? " [21:04] * VGB can definately see him in her pants [21:04] oh why, so you can see yourself in my pants? *lol* [21:04] "Hey old lady, i'll give you back your teeth if you give me oral treats" my best line of all time, i've molested more old ladies on that line than any other.. [21:04] ahhaahhahaahhaahhhfhilfdhaeoruyy!*OY&!*!&(*& [21:04] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:04] wow college days comin back to me [21:04] hqahahaha [21:04] my pickup line: "Attack me if you dare! I will crush you!" [21:04] =P my college days amounted to one year [21:04] wow...the 1950, revisited. [21:04] tell us about them joe [21:04] haha [21:04] they had college back then? [21:04] lol [21:04] LOL [21:04] they had just perfected dirt! [21:04] or was that in the same building as the high school? [21:05] My christmas tree fell on me...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA [21:05] im going to shit pants [21:05] lol [21:05] fuckin trees [21:05] so THATS where the smell came from [21:05] shit pants? [21:05] heheh [21:05] i just did wber [21:05] you could save some money! [21:05] or "Hey, get over here now or I'll burn you with my lighter [21:05] popular with the bad girls: "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?" [21:05] I have handcuffs and a whip [21:05] That's like when you're yelling in a pool hall and the jukebox stops and you scream something embarassing [21:05] pickup line...in 5...4...3... [21:05] yeah the girls you have to pay.. their questions are, how much money do you hae? [21:05] * CX2K whips out his Ginsu set. [21:05] where is the video game trading tongiht!!!!!!!!! hahahaah [21:05] I have chloroform and a dirty rag.. [21:06] here's one that has worked once or twice: "Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga? " [21:06] *chop* *chop* [21:06] hahaah [21:06] This one never fails - "Come here, or I'll give you a leg sweep" [21:06] knives? [21:06] no no [21:06] hey, which slot does tab D go into again? We'll just have to try them all i guess [21:06] I'm still waiting for those coleco double-enders! [21:06] drunk people & knives do NOT mix! [21:06] haha joe, tell me that REALLY didnt work [21:06] they are in the mail sylent wulf [21:06] I'll get half your damn collections when you hit 12!! [21:06] i want to have faith that most women are smarter than that! [21:06] for the fashionable chicks: "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor." [21:06] drunks and pizza cutters DO mix! [21:06] or...when you're blasting a chick in the ass...say this: Was that a fart of a compliment? [21:06] *** DigiPress has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [21:07] *** DigiPress has joined #VBender [21:07] "You're getting it NOW" [21:07] my pickup line: "uhhh...duhhh... wanna play Sinistar?" [21:07] *** Punkoffgi has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [21:07] wberdan: What? We're trading games?! :) [21:07] drunks and knives do not mix..my brother went to jail for 22 months for stabbing a guy [21:07] while he was drunk [21:07] i once punched a swede [21:07] most fun i ever had [21:07] yeah lets trade [21:07] room stopped [21:07] drunks and knives do NOT mix, I broke a steak knife off in my leg [21:07] *** s-kelly has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [21:07] I broke a frog once [21:07] im on beer # 8 [21:07] ok, a couple times [21:07] but i really prefer the brash approach. win or lose. "My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. " [21:07] *** CX2K sets mode: +o DigiPress [21:07] *** D_N_G1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:07] OMG Syl..ur joking right? [21:07] yes lets talk trades [21:07] *** punkoffgi has joined #VBender [21:07] guns and alcahol don't mix...the guns always sink to the bottom! [21:07] nope :) [21:08] sylent wulf- steak knife in leg!!!!! sounds like you werre having a good time!! [21:08] damnit i got BOOTED [21:08] darn thing [21:08] Oh that I was, until then, heheh [21:08] guns and guitars, bikinis and fast cars [21:08] woah thats a bright color [21:08] you fellas paying attention? "I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? " [21:08] hey Joe...where's my "@"? :( [21:08] I got your @ right here VGB [21:08] *** AtariAge has quit IRC [21:08] i want one too [21:08] yeah, i named that you know. [21:08] it's called an "Atermast" [21:08] named what? [21:08] How many people here are married? [21:08] well that didn't come out good.... [21:08] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'BEER BEER BEER BEER... and BEER ' [21:08] anyone want to trade a gfuitar for CV protos [21:08] I like to use "Come home with me, or I'll stab you in the nose" [21:08] HAHAHAHHAHAH [21:08] the @ symbol [21:09] i am married [21:09] me unfortunately [21:09] LOL [21:09] *** Rogmeiste has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [21:09] guess my 15 minutes of fame are over? [21:09] lol [21:09] * punkoffgi calls police on lurky [21:09] I'll trad ecoleco protos for cash, not guitars. [21:09] damn man is sleeping too [21:09] *** nick4184 has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:09] :) [21:09] unfortunately? [21:09] * VGB dresses up as a cop and drives to chicky's house! [21:09] sleeping already?? damnit! no wonder why! hehe [21:09] <--- thinks peer has to stop resetting connection [21:09] he worked all week in DC [21:09] yeah, who the hell is peer? hehe [21:09] ah okay here's an oldie but a goodie "Do you wash your pants in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them." [21:09] we live in PA [21:09] who told you that was good? *lol* [21:10] so he had a long drive home today then eh? [21:10] damn, DP, you should write a book [21:10] lol @ dp [21:10] peer - the person disposing of beer in the toilet? [21:10] 73 hrs each way [21:10] dude this used to be my LIFE [21:10] pee-er i think that would be [21:10] 78 hrs worth of work [21:10] i'd stay up at night thinking of LINES [21:10] Joe you have a list there or what? :) [21:10] No, that's a pisser.... [21:10] those lines were your LIFE? *lol* [21:10] i feel sorry for you hehe [21:10] my looks werent gonna get 'em for me [21:10] who e;se3 here is unemployed!!!!!!???????? [21:10] LOL [21:10] !!!!!! [21:10] it shows dp [21:10] 7but made an extra 1200 in his paycheck..caching shopping money!!!! [21:10] right [21:10] or "rose are red, violets are blue. Do me now or I'll beat you [21:10] woah [21:10] <--- works on ebay, does that count heheh [21:10] yeah thats good cash! [21:10] Unemployed?...well, I'm a Mr Mom...does that count? [21:10] and they werent interested in your huge collection of classic videogames? [21:11] 7you sell on ebay? [21:11] lol @ lurky [21:11] bob- yeah it counts!!!!!! [21:11] yep [21:11] 7I used to [21:11] PICKUP LINE:: Open your mouth and close your eyes...(then you jam a sock into the mough and tape her eyes closed)...guaranteed to work! [21:11] 7my sister still does [21:11] *** Jobf has quit IRC [21:11] VGB= haahhaha [21:11] Well, that's me....unemployed [21:11] DITTO [21:11] i work for 4 mothns [21:11] Lot of work, but I keep antyhing I need :) [21:11] i wish i didnt HAVE to work [21:11] drink and collect gsmes for 8 mothgn [21:12] i need a rich man.. any takers? hehehe [21:12] i'll employ you punk :) [21:12] Marry me and you won't have to! [21:12] heavensangel > "Wanna go to breakfast? Should I call or just nudge you?" [21:12] *lol* no no vgb, i said i didnt want to WORK! hehe [21:12] "Love me tender, love me true. I'm banging ya, and there's nothing you can do" [21:12] I've always liked the term Man Mom [21:12] MAN MOM [21:12] hahahahahaha [21:12] well...it won't feel like work...unless you're a prostitute [21:12] HAHAHAHA [21:12] lurky, do you have a criminal record by any chance? [21:12] hahahahahaah [21:12] *lol* [21:12] Hell, I could take a rich guy at this point [21:12] I take care of my 4 kids while my wife works on her Army career and I got to school [21:12] Yep, wberdan is done for, lol :) [21:13] bob- holy shit thats great!!!!!!!!! [21:13] yeah, i've got about one month left in the marine corps...be glad to finish up! [21:13] sylntwulf, would you share? hehe [21:13] punkoffgirl > "Nice dress, it would look even better on my floor " [21:13] I take care of my twins while mom works, but I DO spend about 8 hours a day on ebay [21:13] you call turning on an Atari 5200 taking care of 4 kids? [21:13] 7i gotta run.. [21:13] *lol* @ joe [21:13] *** HAngel28 has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:13] :) [21:13] Punkoffgirl: if you need a room for CGE, I'll let you use mine for a few hours [21:13] LOL...no 5200 :) [21:13] ahhaHAHAH [21:13] Of course, I'll still be in it [21:13] *lol* vgb, buy me a ticket, and we might have a deal.. plane ticket i mean [21:14] <--- finishes line for VGB [21:14] you a member of the mile high club? [21:14] zhhaahahaaahhh [21:14] no, im antisocial *lol* [21:14] Ahem VGB. Punkoffgirl will be staying in the executive suite with us organizers! [21:14] hahahah [21:14] *** DanAVC has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:14] punkoff > If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can we meet between the holidays? [21:14] who is CX2K? [21:14] i want that in WRITING!! [21:14] :) [21:14] executive suite, honeymoon suite, all the same [21:14] okay joe, THAT was a good one! [21:14] whew finally [21:15] who is CX2K? [21:15] hehe [21:15] color me impressed [21:15] cx2k is none other than... [21:15] jealous? [21:15] lol @ joe [21:15] ?K2XC si ohw [21:15] uh oh [21:15] Punkoffgirl: Wanna see a trick? I can make your toes curl without ever touching them! [21:15] attack of the backwards typing! [21:15] hahaah having backwards problem? [21:15] The best looking man on Dp. [21:15] nope :) [21:15] Punkoffgi - the exec suite is under a table in the museum room [21:15] *** Bob_Bytch sets mode: +o VGB [21:15] woah no wait [21:15] can't do under the table [21:15] cx2k= supermodel [21:16] wouldnt want to damage anything on TOP of it! [21:16] hehe [21:16] hahaha [21:16] don't listen to lurky. That's his room. [21:16] punkoff > Lets play a game of math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and then multiply [21:16] supermodel?? hahah [21:16] :) [21:16] uajaJAJAHAHAH [21:16] LOL [21:16] saving my best ones for last [21:16] Now THAT's a good one [21:16] no multiplication, do you really want little you's running around? *lol* [21:16] yes please [21:16] damn DP...you got more lines than I got memory cards! [21:16] HAHAHHAHA [21:16] :) [21:16] hehehehehe [21:16] sorry WILL [21:17] Joe had to save his lines for the end of the night....just-in-casers :) [21:17] PICKUP LINE: I'll be a poll vaulter, and you can be the hole I stick my shaft into. [21:17] its the beer talkin [21:17] okay, this is definately better than going bowling =P [21:17] Damn it! I never got my beer [21:17] hahahahah odn tsay sory to me!!!!!!!!1 [21:17] * SAV2880 opens digitalpressjunior.com [21:17] 'end of the night'? are we there already? i'm just gettin warmed up [21:17] Tempest is back! [21:17] no way [21:17] FUCK END OF THE NIGHT [21:17] its only quarter past nine!! [21:17] IVE GOT 13 BEERS TO GO [21:17] *** SeanK has joined #VBender [21:17] No...I meant in real life :) [21:17] did nobody see my damn poll vault line? that was a good one too! [21:17] I did pick up Elevator Action for the NES and the Nov. Tips and Tricks [21:17] hey Sean, what's up? [21:17] *lol* vgb, did you think of that one all yourself? [21:18] well, you were my inspiration [21:18] time to put on the cvectrex imager [21:18] i saw it vgb [21:18] *** lurky has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:18] vectrex vectrex vectrex [21:18] hey punkoffgirl, do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? [21:18] ahahahah [21:18] *lol* you're right, they ARE getting better! [21:18] 7ITEQYWIGEuwaigbejly!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:18] lol [21:18] what time are we partying till, im almost outa pot [21:18] eh? that was a throwaway line [21:18] HAHAAH Apot [21:18] there's a time limit? [21:18] Yay. Lurky is gone! [21:18] Punkoffgirl: Have you ever choked on a cock? Well, I think it's time we see if you are in danger! [21:18] we've just 'connected' thats all [21:18] * CX2K jumps for joy. [21:18] no way, joe, that was a GOOD one! [21:19] yeah, that's the beer talkin now! [21:19] *** amanda225 has joined #VBender [21:19] vgb the point is not to actually mention sex =P [21:19] woah is that another girl??? [21:19] hey amanda... [21:19] HAAHAH THIS FUNNIER THAN WBS BEFORE IT SHIT BED [21:19] no, that's lurky with a new name! [21:19] *loL* should i get territorial? [21:19] do you like poll vaulters? [21:19] lurky is amanda? [21:19] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'wberdan is shitfaced ' [21:19] HEY AMANDA [21:19] who took my pot? [21:19] hahahahaha [21:19] BITE MY ASS [21:19] hi [21:20] it was u guys wasnt it? [21:20] LOL [21:20] Amanda, Wberdan likes you [21:20] hi amanda [21:20] give it, now [21:20] if that's really your name [21:20] amanda isnt talking... [21:20] hmmmm.. [21:20] fuckin amanda [21:20] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'we're just over an hour into this ' [21:20] goddamn nontalkers [21:20] how rude... [21:20] hey i wanna be the topic too!! [21:20] HAHAHAHAHA [21:20] hi amada [21:20] we're not being rude! [21:20] *** jeff31 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [21:20] hi amanda [21:20] im just glad to see another girl! [21:20] *** DigiPress sets mode: -o VGB [21:21] Come on Wberdan...show us your lines [21:21] And wberdan's just past his limit :) [21:21] I'd like to see her too. [21:21] Punkoffgirl: If you were sitting on a broom stick, would you let me sweep? [21:21] oh...okay [21:21] YAHHAAHHAAHA [21:21] hey, you took my @ away...sniff [21:21] see? :) [21:21] no lines here baby!!!!!!!!!! [21:21] hmmmmmm [21:21] ? [21:21] would i let you sweep [21:21] do you do windows too? hehe [21:21] IM GONNA GO BREAK A SPLICEVISION OVER MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:21] no, but i will clean your back door [21:21] hahaha [21:21] haha sorry thats one way only! [21:22] * Sylntwulf hopes wberdan isn't REALLY breaking anything tonight [21:22] BRB AGAIN!!! [21:22] pee time again! brb! [21:22] me too [21:22] come back Matt [21:22] Weak-bladdered people....sheesh [21:22] where is that fuckin meteorites cart-00t [21:22] punkoff > i'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. [21:22] * VGB hooks another bag of ethenol to his IV [21:22] so what is this about [21:22] she's not here joe [21:22] WHO BROUGHT THE ETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:23] yes she is [21:23] she's emptying her bowels [21:23] *** Cav1 has joined #VBender [21:23] im back [21:23] me too [21:23] lol [21:23] hehe why fight? =P [21:23] not bowels [21:23] bladder!! [21:23] I really didn't follow her heh [21:23] well, now that your wet... [21:23] i think i made peepee on myself [21:23] there is an anatomical difference you know [21:23] * DigiPress is suddenly turned off [21:23] Hey all...just wanted to drop iin to say hello. [21:23] yes, yes i did [21:23] *lol* no, i wiped [21:23] *lmao* [21:24] heheh [21:24] why is everyone here so crazy? [21:24] DigiPress: Yeah, we need to changed the subject ... to games. :) [21:24] Howdy Cav.... [21:24] GAMES [21:24] cause we're all stone drunk! [21:24] Hi Bob! [21:24] games? [21:24] games about sex? [21:24] change subject? [21:24] Custer's! [21:24] amanda225: Put 20 gamers into a little chat room (19 of which are drunk), you can't expect sanity. :) [21:24] we had a subject? [21:24] what is this "games" you speak of? [21:24] revenge! [21:24] what are games? [21:24] yeah, not to mention 18 of them are male [21:24] DigiPress: Ummmm ... Custer's, yeah. :) [21:24] :) [21:25] Ok everyone that is drunk, send me all your games :) [21:25] done! [21:25] I call wberdans already! [21:25] *lol* bob, you're confusing drunk with stupid, not always one after the other [21:25] no way [21:25] i already laid claim to all of wills games!! [21:25] BEER # 9 [21:25] im going on #5 now [21:25] * punkoffgi cracks beer open [21:25] We'll split them, along with that rich guy [21:25] WHAT? Will PROMISED me his collection when he dies tomorrow [21:26] i wish you a merry christmas everybody. i have to go! bye! [21:26] erm. oops [21:26] I'm up to, I dunno, 5, 6 shots of rum? [21:26] who said i'd share? [21:26] bye daniel! [21:26] *** Bob_Bytch sets mode: +o VGB [21:26] bye [21:26] bye joe [21:26] bye daniel!! [21:26] meerry christmas new! [21:26] YAY!!! [21:26] *** newcoleco has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:26] i have my thingie back! [21:26] you guys get shitfaced the long way, come hotbox my car, it will be faster [21:26] Hey I can get to Canada quicker than you can! [21:26] thingie? umm.. [21:26] *** CX2K sets mode: -o VGB [21:26] hell we're in MAINE not canada! [21:26] punkoff > we'll be sharing more than will's collection [21:26] hehehe, thingie [21:26] :) [21:26] nasty minded girl! [21:26] im almost next door [21:26] *lol* [21:26] me too :) [21:26] game collection buried with me [21:27] well, you're the one that said thingie [21:27] i'm in the back door! [21:27] HUGE casket [21:27] no way you said i could have it! hehehe [21:27] actually it will prob be a vauslt [21:27] vauslt? [21:27] you'll be dead you wont know if i take it =P [21:27] is that like basalt? [21:27] yeah you can have it punker [21:27] vauslt=vault [21:27] will is TRASHED [21:27] *** amanda225 has quit IRC [21:27] *** CX2K sets mode: +o VGB [21:27] First oine to will's vault gets the booty!! [21:27] hahaha i aint trashed [21:27] *lol* that would be me then! [21:27] @ on...... @off [21:27] im on beer 9 [21:27] i want a different color...:( [21:27] see, he said i could have it! hehe [21:27] i said i would 2:1 you joe [21:27] and i will [21:27] so click on a diff color [21:27] OH! [21:27] =) [21:28] 1YAY! [21:28] LOL [21:28] *lol* [21:28] choose a diff one [21:28] not THAT color! [21:28] thats hard to read [21:28] yeah [21:28] thats betterer [21:28] A&M maroon...it's not on there! [21:28] noweigen wood on stereo ....... how appropriate [21:28] A&M? [21:28] man, we're slowly losing people here [21:28] hahahaha [21:28] aye we are [21:28] Texas Orange and White is better anyways :) [21:28] norweigan wood? [21:28] fuckin people fuckin died [21:28] *** Cav1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:28] lol [21:28] Can't believe everyone's leaving! [21:28] there goes another [21:28] rubber soul baby [21:28] they're not hardcore enough! [21:29] Hey Joe where's lee anyways? Figured she'd be her right away [21:29] PUSSIES!!!!!!!!! [21:29] ooh beatles! [21:29] im killing them off [21:29] lee is on a date [21:29] where IS lee? [21:29] hey Punk...seriously, we gonna hook up this year at CGE? [21:29] *** Cav1 has joined #VBender [21:29] didnt you read th epost? [21:29] fuckin lee [21:29] *lol* if i can make it to CGE.. [21:29] Nope, actually I didn't :) [21:29] I'll bring the condoms, you bring the Kleenex [21:29] ewwww.. *lol* [21:29] Doesn't she know this is more important than some damn date? [21:29] lol [21:29] ok, it's a date then. [21:29] everybody is getting scared away by all this sex and killing talk... [21:29] lol [21:29] if you have condoms, why do you need kleenex? [21:29] I'm that good! [21:29] damn pussies [21:29] Sex, death, and video games [21:29] hahah [21:29] crime scene sex [21:29] funny how the mind works [21:30] *** _syzygy has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:30] none of them hold more than a quart or so [21:30] *** recoton has joined #VBender [21:30] jeff- HAHAHAHAH [21:30] and another one bites the dust [21:30] * Sylntwulf looks over at GTA3 under the tree [21:30] i try... [21:30] under the tree?? you have to wait till xmas? [21:30] *listening to beatlexs [21:30] hi Joe, love the snowflakes [21:30] yeah :( [21:30] damn! i've gotta send my secret santa gift [21:30] anyone listen to opie and anthony [21:30] ? [21:30] aww [21:30] ty [21:30] I have dragon warrior VII for now [21:30] OOps...gotta restart Harry Potter :) [21:30] haha [21:30] yeah, how is that sylent? [21:30] heard it was really long and hard [21:30] hehe [21:30] NICE [21:30] BOB - lets trade!!!!!!!! [21:30] no joke intended [21:31] im just sitting here enjoying the sounds of my dog LICKING HIMSELF! darn it [21:31] im hard [21:31] It's really Nice [21:31] I listen to a little O&A now and then [21:31] lol [21:31] hard to figure out [21:31] hahaha [21:31] love me some O&A [21:31] you're enjoying that punk? [21:31] I'm only 10 hours into it, but It's damned beautiful [21:31] not particularly.. hhehe [21:31] WOW, licking? [21:31] really sylent? [21:31] what [21:31] where? [21:31] hey when you guys coming o maine to have game night [21:31] Isn't it funny when they make fun of Atari? [21:31] *** Cav1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:31] i think i should have eaten supper before drinkin! =P [21:31] do you know why dogs lick their balls punk? [21:31] yeah come to maine! [21:31] yea [21:31] my dog doesn't have balls [21:31] because they can. :) [21:31] well it's mostly 2 dimensional and TOTALLY classic. [21:31] i had him neutered when he was 6mos old [21:31] but i love my atari [21:31] balls=chopped off [21:32] well, you mean bitch! [21:32] i got 100 inch screen to play on [21:32] hahahaa [21:32] *** DigiPress sets mode: -o VGB [21:32] REALLY nice to see an RPG stay to it's roots. [21:32] but her dog has no balls! [21:32] he wishes he had 100 inches.. *lol* [21:32] lol [21:32] i got 100 inches [21:32] nope no balls [21:32] actually [21:32] *** CX2K sets mode: +o SeanK [21:32] do you know what they do these days? [21:32] damn! my @ went away again!!!!!! [21:32] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'FREE DRINKS... get 'em while they're hot ' [21:32] Lol [21:32] they just cut em out & leave the sack.. *lol* [21:32] mmmm Flaming Sambuca shots [21:32] why do i loose my thing? [21:32] what? [21:32] my "@" to be more specific [21:32] VGB, you're not even using you thing! don't miss it! [21:32] um because its only attached by velcro? [21:33] eww, i h8 sambuca [21:33] dude you're TRASHED [21:33] LOL [21:33] me? [21:33] tastes like black licorice [21:33] me? [21:33] no [21:33] all of you! [21:33] yes [21:33] I hate sambuca too actually, but flaming sambuca shots are fun [21:33] LOL [21:33] i got 100 inch [21:33] i mean... NO [21:33] Me? me what? [21:33] yes [21:33] no [21:33] yes? [21:33] make up your mind [21:33] no? [21:33] ok, what's this damn 100" TV thing...is it real? [21:33] punkoff gil has seen my 100inch [21:33] me? [21:33] you? [21:33] me? [21:33] him? [21:33] nothing worse than a wishy washy game collector [21:33] her? [21:33] her? [21:33] them? [21:33] haha [21:33] us? [21:33] is it that $15 ebay 100" TV auction?! [21:33] we? [21:33] its reakl [21:33] im the only her so dont point fingers at me! [21:33] real [21:34] i've always wondered about that thing [21:34] he really does have a 100 inch screen [21:34] Anyone else hate Sonic Shuffle? [21:34] it in game collection photos [21:34] eh? [21:34] i'm lost now [21:34] On digitpress? [21:34] its projection system [21:34] yip[ [21:34] yep, on digitalpres photos [21:34] * Sylntwulf goin to look [21:34] DLP projection [21:34] yeah what are we talking about again? [21:34] *lol* [21:34] ok...gonna go look. [21:34] his 100 incher [21:34] does that thing actually work? [21:34] * DigiPress passed tequila rose to bob_b [21:34] yeah it works great [21:34] []D [] []v[] []D- that looks cool...lol [21:35] it looks likeshit in that photo.....it only looks really good in total darkness [21:35] is it really that BIG? [21:35] havent had much gaming time on it [21:35] yeah baby [21:35] hard to see how big it is, nothing next to it in comparison [21:35] more movies than anything else [21:35] those speakers next to it [21:35] I'm getting my HDTV with taxes next year hopefully [21:35] are six feet tall [21:35] good thing about DLP ....... it never burns image into it [21:35] and weigh over 300 lbs [21:35] you haven't played with your 100 incher? [21:35] i should know i had to MOVE those things [21:35] can leave it on static image like games forever [21:35] reco > LOL [21:35] That would be good for a pickup line..."Wanna see my 100 incher?" [21:35] who are you recotron? [21:36] i used it quite a few times [21:36] how you think i met punkoffgirl [21:36] *** Bob_Bytch sets mode: +o VGB [21:36] recoton from NJ [21:36] *lmao* dont you WISH [21:36] 100inches impresses girls [21:36] How many people here are from the northeast anyways? [21:36] me [21:36] me [21:36] i want an @, just for a few minutes.. [21:36] i think punkoff has a "thing" for our colecovisoin professor [21:36] i wish I had a 100 incher! [21:36] its not the size of the waves its the motion of the ocean [21:36] sylent- we only about 1.5 hours away [21:36] im in maie [21:36] I think she has a thing for his collection :) [21:36] maine [21:36] not far for northeast [21:36] *lmao* [21:37] but she's gonna screw me at cge! [21:37] nah, ive just known him for a long time [21:37] i just hope she doesnt have a "thing", if ya know what i mean [21:37] hahaha [21:37] you'd like it if i did =P [21:37] or i'll feel pretty damn dirty in the morning [21:37] she thingless trust me [21:37] Punkgirl (name?) you north or south maine? [21:37] hahahaaha [21:37] How many from the Southwest? LOL [21:37] * Jeff_A wants an @, just for a few minutes.. [21:37] ummm middle i guess [21:37] gardiner [21:37] next door to augusta pretty much [21:37] i'm serious...thougt we were gonna hook up with some drinks and fucking. [21:37] oh, so you probly are closer then :) I'm south NH [21:37] actually where you are is south [21:37] oh yeah [21:37] Near Concord [21:37] mister sublte [21:37] we about 1..1 hours from portsmouth [21:37] *subtle [21:38] used to go down to portsmouth to the elvis room befor eit closed [21:38] same [21:38] * punkoffgi thinks vgb has never heard of subtle [21:38] DP- what beer #? [21:38] 9 [21:38] is the "b" silent [21:38] HOLY SHIT [21:38] woah he's catching up! [21:38] I've never been to Portsmouth, but I have a 100n incher too [21:38] he ahead [21:38] finally got warmed up [21:38] im on #8 [21:38] ahead? [21:38] "don't call it a comeback" [21:38] damnit [21:38] *lol* [21:38] you couldnt tell? [21:38] i dont have a life.. i live on the computer, working on my website and playing counter-strike.. [21:38] ive been here for years [21:38] good song LL [21:39] i work on a computer all day *lol* [21:39] <-- has been here since he was a wee lad of Zero [21:39] People still play Counterstrike? [21:39] yes! [21:39] hey joe- that rolloverture box- did you buy it in store or trade for it [21:39] darn it [21:39] I need some controllers before I even LOOK at my 5200 again [21:39] Most of the players I knew quit when cheating started.... [21:39] 2my textures are going to be in a map in cs 1.4 [21:39] neither, i acquired it in a warehouse acquisition [21:39] gray one i orgasm over i mean [21:39] mmmmmm [21:39] good one [21:39] *lmao* [21:40] joe, i think he's sweet on you.. [21:40] ohhhhh beer #9 and "acquisition" comes out [21:40] if you want to trade it---------- [21:40] =) [21:40] dude! [21:40] *loL* lets see what he'll trade for it!!! [21:40] most things are acquired in acqisitiions [21:40] where were you when i wanted to trade a few months ago [21:40] right here! [21:40] A barely used Pac-Man 2600? [21:40] 2do u play cs bob? [21:40] it was all "you don't have anything i need" blah blah [21:40] why didnt you tell me you needed a grey rolloverture box [21:40] huh!> [21:40] Hey, check this out....http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1306247545&r=0&t=0&showTutorial=0&ed=1007562561&indexURL=0&rd=1 [21:40] No, the last online game I played regularly was Tribes 2 [21:40] i didnt know you had it [21:40] *loL* [21:41] he's gonna cry now [21:41] didnt know it was one of the 5 CV boxes you have [21:41] ok, that probly didn't go through [21:41] shoulda told me you needed one [21:41] =) [21:41] evil grin [21:41] i asked you what you needed [21:41] 2joe, i like the snow falling in the site [21:41] nope, can't make a link that big [21:41] hey Joe still looking for Xevious 3DG? [21:41] i never saw room of doom that photo [21:41] yeah, the snow is nice hehe [21:41] no i finally got one! [21:41] Just got 195 NEW intellivision games [21:41] 2brb [21:41] does the box have a sticker on it do you know [21:41] *** Jeff_A has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:41] That's an acquisition. [21:41] what do you think of the 3D version? [21:42] sticker for what? [21:42] actually- that didnt come out for any system besides CV did it? [21:42] rolloverture [21:42] i like it a lot actually [21:42] will > nope [21:42] mmmmmmmm [21:42] orgasm [21:42] unless you count adam [21:42] it gets tough though, doesnt it? [21:42] hahahaa [21:42] yeah [21:42] thats the CV/adam box i guess [21:42] reco > i havent played it far enough to know if it's really hard [21:42] just the first few level [21:42] *levels [21:43] i will trade you for that box----- good trade [21:43] *** DigiPress sets mode: -o VGB [21:43] MMMMM MONSTER LIKE TRADE [21:43] what do you have [21:43] you want to trade boxes? [21:43] c is for cookie, is good enough for me [21:43] or carts or what [21:43] cookie cookie cookie starts w/ c c c [21:43] VGB....are you passed out? [21:43] haha nope he isnt [21:43] or what [21:43] hmmmm [21:43] he's pleasuring himself [21:44] *lol* [21:44] It was the 100 inches talk.... [21:44] yo dont want boxes? [21:44] yeah [21:44] cmon! i thought you were a completist! [21:44] =P [21:44] um, i mean yeah [21:44] i'm here [21:44] wow [21:44] and then there were 12 [21:45] ? [21:45] we're getting down there in numbers! [21:45] VGB i just got a golf club controller for my Genesis, any good? [21:45] wait - the night crew hasnt shown up yet [21:45] dp- CAN WE TRADE BOXES FOR THAT BOX [21:45] night crew? [21:45] OOPS.... DAMN CAOS [21:45] *** AtariAge has joined #VBender [21:45] How many bad pickup lines did I miss? [21:45] You missed the good ones :) [21:45] only good ones [21:45] atariage you missed the BEST ones [21:45] Well, if they weren't coming from you, Joe, then that might be true. ;) [21:45] i'll be posting the 'transcript' tomorrow [21:45] hahahaah yeah i wasnt gonna trade smurf boxes for it! [21:45] LOL [21:45] =) [21:46] woah [21:46] this is gonna be public? hehe [21:46] will, we can work it out offline [21:46] oooooh [21:46] oh sure! [21:46] *** Jeff_A has joined #VBender [21:46] will there be photos? *lol* [21:46] who do you think "SCRIBE" is? [21:46] hahaha i get a message fro you every 1.5 months [21:46] send me some [21:46] =) [21:46] Looks like you have a twin. [21:46] * Jeff_A is back [21:46] didnt notice scribe [21:46] Does anyone need a CV Rolloverture box? [21:46] :p [21:46] who has a twin? [21:46] LOL [21:47] * DigiPress steps out for a butt and another cold one [21:47] anybody have an astrocade for trade? [21:47] you have to step out for that? [21:47] I have twin 3 year old boys [21:47] which are pounding on their door, brb [21:47] for trade? [21:47] *lol* [21:47] hahahaha [21:48] i have the rolloverture box but in yellow and orange [21:48] ill trade you a couple odyssey games for those boys [21:48] not in gray [21:48] So who didn't show up tonight? [21:48] hahahaha [21:48] damn i shoulda eaten some supper [21:48] really Will? [21:48] I never saw that one. [21:48] lee didnt show [21:48] yes.... gray hardest to get [21:48] lee is on a date =P [21:48] back [21:49] Yay!!! [21:49] i thought we covered that hehehe [21:49] hello? [21:49] Lee's on a date????!!!??? [21:49] lol [21:49] What about the other Sunrise titles? [21:49] you didnt see her post about it? [21:49] i was jokin silly. :p [21:49] did mountain king come out in an orange and yellow box [21:49] prob [21:49] hehehe [21:49] sorry [21:49] i sunrise CV collector [21:49] How about Campaign 84? [21:50] me tarzan, you jane [21:50] or Gust Buster? [21:50] l8r guys im gonna go play counter-strike, great talkin to ya [21:50] We go to treehouse now [21:50] io have it in gray. yellow and orange hard to find. [21:50] bye jeff [21:50] yellow and blue= prob dont exist [21:50] *** Kaine23 has joined #VBender [21:50] Bye JeffA [21:50] bye [21:50] who here owns a laseractive? [21:50] I wish [21:50] hiya? [21:50] AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY @??? [21:50] *** Jeff_A has quit IRC [21:50] i own a laserdisc player that count [21:50] *** Charlie71 has joined #VBender [21:50] hi kaine! [21:50] hahahaha [21:50] Wow. never knew there were different ones. I've only seen the gray ones. [21:51] Hey hey hey, the gang's all here [21:51] I have one VGB! [21:51] hi punkgrl! I added you to my AIM list earlier [21:51] i havce seen the orange and yellow [21:51] orange and yellow= made for CV [21:51] hi kaine, i guess i didnt see that! [21:51] How you all doing? [21:51] gray (typically)= made for 2600 [21:51] I did, pop on AIm sometime [21:51] gray and blue= made for C64 [21:51] Howdy Charlie.... [21:52] wow [21:52] good. went Xmas shopping. got all my stuff from the bookstore I work at and used my employeee discount...and I bought a manga too [21:52] okay kaine, i added you.. umm.. actually *lol* thas probably not your aim name eh? [21:52] I just thought I would chat with yaall until the Simpsons comes on [21:52] Anyone agree with me that we should outlaw manatee homosexuality? [21:52] i meant orange and blue= C654 [21:52] C64 [21:52] lightjedi07 [21:52] ive been on aim all night actually [21:52] Manatees are hermaphrodites at birth..... [21:52] pop on AIm now then [21:52] manatee homosexuality? [21:52] Woohoo! [21:52] VGB: what about laseractive? [21:52] im already on there silly [21:52] owah [21:52] as? [21:52] this isn't the dark ages VGB, Manatee Homosexuality is an exceptable way of life :) [21:52] *** Bob_Bytch sets mode: +o VGB [21:52] woah i mean [21:52] i mean, the damn things are almost extinct...and it's just not right that they would waste their precious sperm in the fudge factory of another sea cow [21:52] can i ask WHY you know that?hehe [21:53] do we even want to know? [21:53] dont see you there kaine [21:53] They have precious sperm? [21:53] well, i'm not sure that they're ever gay or anything... [21:53] Hey digipress, why are you so damn cool? You, my friend, are cool [21:53] im on there as inet grrrl thats my name on AIM [21:53] but it seems like there should be a law against it. [21:53] *** CVGNexus has joined #VBender [21:53] i have quest for quintanna roo in all three boxes for cv [21:53] *orgasms* [21:53] oh yeayh [21:53] back! [21:53] *** theorigin has joined #VBender [21:53] With Guinness [21:53] Tempest: You've been gone *THAT LONG*? [21:53] WHere the hell did you go for beer, Australia? [21:53] dont ask [21:53] cool.. [21:53] hmmm [21:54] Hey yo, you can all PM me with what you mailed to your secret Santa respiant [21:54] Or was your fake ID giving you problems? [21:54] grrrl is your AIM? [21:54] *** recoton has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [21:54] store is that far away eh? [21:54] Damn, I think Matt brewed his own beer [21:54] inet grrrl [21:54] I didn't get beer the first time [21:54] That was the second trip [21:54] What, go to walmart on a friday before christmas for beer? [21:54] the first time? hehe takes that many trips eh? [21:54] I dont know how my name came out to be "the origin", but its a pretty cool handle anyway, isnt it? [21:54] Long story [21:54] You're not supposed to trip that often until you're drunk. [21:55] *Reads his new manga [21:55] FUCKIN A MAN [21:55] ROCK AND ROLL [21:55] * Charlie71 feels like he's being ignored [21:55] Rock and "ROOL" damnit! [21:55] BEER # 9 [21:55] Hey tempest, before I forget, there is a millipede 5200 proto up for bids. [21:55] Most of them are drunk Charlie :) [21:55] i'm a rock n roll boy myself [21:55] hey, ghostbusters seems like a good flick for tonight...anybody agree? [21:55] you're sloooow *lol* [21:55] * theorigin feels sorry for charlie [21:55] I hope you at least tripped into a beautiful woman. :) [21:55] KICK BALLS [21:55] I have Garbage playing in the background [21:55] LICK BALLS! [21:55] I HAVE BEATLES [21:56] I have balls [21:56] Getting drunk and chatting on the internet... I thought they outlawed that after the great Yahoo Chat brawl of '97 [21:56] There have to be better movies to watch than GB..... [21:56] me too [21:56] *goes to play castlevania: SotN tracks [21:56] i have one that havngs lower than other [21:56] is that good or bad [21:56] over castlevania sotn [21:56] listening to alphaville: Iron John...good song! [21:56] is one ball more collectable than the other [21:56] well, the left is usually larger [21:56] I've been playing OtN since I borrowed my friend's PSX [21:56] you read my mind [21:56] hahaahwahahashhrqh38o [21:56] The last greatest game ever? - Castlevania sotn [21:56] "Die Monster! You don't belong in this world?" [21:57] tony hawk pro skater 3 [21:57] dimensional game [21:57] i think thps3 ranks in the all time top 20 [21:57] *or maybe* 40 [21:57] The last greatest game ever? Pikmin... I'm addicted [21:57] "What is a man? Just a miserable pile of secrets!" [21:57] I need to get that [21:57] Can't WAIT until Dragoin warrior IV is re-vamped with DW7's engine [21:57] When I get my PS2 [21:57] Which top 20? EGM's? [21:57] SOTN I mean [21:57] <-- has THPS3 under that DAMNED tree too [21:57] is sean kelly on here or what [21:57] hey, good chance to do a market survey!!! [21:58] what would you guys like to see in the book? [21:58] oh Tempest, You MUST get it [21:58] sylentwulf: you should open the THPS3 [21:58] which book? [21:58] did you like thps 2? [21:58] Sean Kelly, do you know who blew the whistle on your Sonic prototype auction? [21:58] what book? [21:58] the VGB guide [21:58] I haven't played ANY THPS!!!! DAMNIT! [21:58] what's there now? [21:58] Smash THPS3 instead :) [21:58] Genesis rarity ratings [21:58] hey tony 3 is one of the best ever [21:58] well, we're doing rarity and prices for all systems from NES through Saturn [21:58] I have GTA3, THPS3, and I think MGS2 under that fucking tree!!! [21:58] * Charlie71 Charlie hear's the sound of crickets [21:59] Tony 3 is "all too easy" [21:59] I have a CDX floating around my closet... [21:59] *** CVGNexus has quit IRC [21:59] poor sylntwulf [21:59] OH PLEASE [21:59] we do the sega cd too...lol [21:59] thats the problem with knowing what you're getting for xmas [21:59] hehe [21:59] Damn Right! [21:59] Gee, what's next? Tony 4? how predictable [21:59] tony 3 is easy if you are a master of 2 [21:59] like i am thanks [21:59] VGB how bout a 3dO LIST? [21:59] hey, even i like tony3! [21:59] i actually have bought myself stuff for christmas that i wrapped [21:59] I'm starting to be angry ta the tree! :) [21:59] * Charlie71 thinks that he should say something completely off the wall just to get a reaction [21:59] the CDX collectable now? [21:59] yeah, we do 3do also [21:59] LOL VGB [21:59] there was a 3DO? lol [21:59] you wrapped it? hehe [21:59] Uh... fartknocker [21:59] EVERY system from nes-saturn...EVERYTHING [22:00] * Charlie71 bravo [22:00] *you better run for your life if you can littel girl* [22:00] fuckin beatles [22:00] yeah, i wrapped it up...made me feel less pathetic...well, i thought it would, but it backfired [22:00] argh [22:00] * Sylntwulf goes on drink n piss break [22:00] * DigiPress is back [22:00] i have to peeee again [22:00] brb [22:00] fuckin pee [22:00] (lol at your own joke?) [22:00] passes jope on way out [22:00] I HAVE A QUESTION [22:00] where is the pot [22:00] HEY [22:00] shoot dp [22:00] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'YOUR THEME SONG ' [22:00] ready? [22:00] go!@ [22:00] everyone > [22:00] what are the hardxest drugs anyone here has tried? [22:00] is that the question? [22:01] * Charlie71 thinks he's surrounded by a bunch of drunken rednecks and/or bungalospanks [22:01] does college food count? [22:01] if you had a theme song to portray your life, what would it be? [22:01] heorine, crack, smack, ice, and brake fluid [22:01] Alphaville: Forever Young [22:01] It's a small world after all :) [22:01] sniffin whipped cream (whipits) [22:01] "CREAM" - Wu Tang Clan [22:01] that was fucked up [22:01] you experience about 10 years in only 10 seconds [22:01] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [22:02] The World is not Enough? - da,mn I don't know, I need a drink, let me go! [22:02] ?me is back [22:02] hahahahhaha [22:02] woops! *lol* [22:02] I think VGB's song would be "If I only had a brain" [22:02] * punkoffgi is back [22:02] lol [22:02] gah [22:02] shit hold on [22:02] oh boy, drugs [22:02] charlie? [22:02] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:02] charlie the big dog? [22:02] "Pac Man Fever" [22:02] yeah [22:02] Yeah [22:02] drug out [22:02] hey! i didnt see you come in! [22:02] who is this charlie character? [22:02] sup brother? [22:02] see who come in? [22:02] Here in the present sense, but not in the sense of being present [22:02] heroin + video games = YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [22:03] i have a barin danmit!@ [22:03] Charlie....do you really have Half-Life DC? [22:03] yeah i wanted to know about that too [22:03] having and using it are 2 different things [22:03] the guy who wrote Pac Man Fever came up to me begging for change today [22:03] *** HAngel28 has joined #VBender [22:03] How you doing Digipress... do you realize the perosn who drew you in the secret santa thingy paid me almost $100 dollars :) [22:03] paid you $100 for what? [22:03] who YOU drew I should say [22:03] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o HAngel28 [22:03] ok brb..have 2 put my kid to bed [22:04] * Charlie71 counts his money [22:04] ah, that seems fair. lol [22:04] not sure who i got...but i'm sure it'll be a nice present [22:04] Take care guys. I gott a crash. Not much sleep last night. [22:04] WHY THAT CHEAP BASTARD, THIS IS MONOPOLY MONEY! [22:04] nite cx2k! [22:04] no songf could cap off my life [22:04] oh! [22:04] better then a rubber check [22:04] best to all [22:04] catch ya later, big daddy [22:04] what? does someone here have DC Half Life? [22:04] song could do what? [22:04] Later CX2K [22:04] *** CX2K has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:04] Why aren' there any Wal Marts in Afganistan? Because there are too many Targets already :) [22:04] take care hardie [22:05] Charlie, what is the status on HL DC? [22:05] i'm sure i have DC halflife... [22:05] * Sylntwulf is back [22:05] what's the big deal? i think there are a few copies at the local store. [22:05] What do you mean Status? It's cancelled, and I have it. [22:05] What? Half Life? [22:06] No! I will trade you good sh@t for DC Half Life [22:06] yeah [22:06] me too [22:06] halflife [22:06] whrere my crack pipe [22:06] LOL will [22:06] LOL [22:06] I have a 191-in-1 NES cart [22:06] i stole it [22:06] Guys, just find a game stop or a EBWorld and ask if they have a demo of it [22:06] goddamnit [22:06] um...so half life for dc is hard to get? [22:06] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'We're singing Irish Drinking Songs ' [22:06] The demo is the full version of it [22:06] OH YEAH [22:06] must be a regional thing then [22:06] i dont know any irish drinking songs... [22:06] HL DC was cancelled...even though it was complete [22:06] yeah i did! [22:06] i do [22:06] haha sing then! [22:07] What? Is this just drunk talk or something? [22:07] well 98% complete [22:07] ik druuuuuuuuuuuunkk [22:07] druuuuuuuuuuuuunk [22:07] druuuuuuuuunk [22:07] *** DigiPress has quit IRC [22:07] yEAh [22:07] i think its starting to be just drunk talk [22:07] I'm only happy when it rains.. [22:07] RA RA R A [22:07] I JUST SHIT IN MUY PANKT [22:07] PANTS [22:07] * Sylntwulf needs to finish this drink, then it will be [22:07] pour your misery down on me [22:07] *** DigiPress has joined #VBender [22:07] beat [22:07] i'll poor something on you...hehe. [22:07] I have a couple other protos, but they aren't for trade or for dumping [22:08] Damn DSL [22:08] =P [22:08] i got a 'proto' id be glad to dump on you [22:08] dls dumps you off? i thought it was better than that [22:08] is that a tongue or an open mouth? [22:08] no dumping on anyone! [22:08] *** Bob_Bytch sets mode: +o DigiPress [22:08] if there's ever a proto worth playing, let me know [22:08] oh man my mom is mad [22:08] Is that an offer wberdan... you know, shitting on someone is a sign of affection in Asia [22:08] Never understood the "not dumping proto's" logic [22:08] ahahahhahahahaahahaha [22:08] It's flaky at best [22:08] * Charlie71 winks at wberdan [22:08] *** LeeFurie has joined #VBender [22:08] haha your mom is mad why? [22:09] Date's over :) [22:09] smoking and drunk [22:09] Lee! [22:09] = mad mom [22:09] Interesting...mad.east.verizon.net? [22:09] woot girl [22:09] works for me [22:09] Hi Hi ^.^ [22:09] *Passes out cigs [22:09] Women now! woohoo! [22:09] oooh! smokeys! [22:09] hi lee!! =) [22:09] aughta see what a mom will do when she walks in on you with a bucket of greese and a drunk goat! [22:09] BTW, see if you can find America's Funniest Home Videos Uncensored at a video store... hilarious [22:09] what u smoke? [22:09] VGB- ben there done that [22:10] i once watched a video of jokes censore din America.. [22:10] *** theorigin has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:10] that's not the real lee...hehe. [22:10] it's a fraud! [22:10] How was your date Lee? [22:10] damn frauds [22:10] LOL [22:10] This moneky picks it's ass, sniffs it, and passes out... [22:10] lee? [22:10] Big time....just check her IP :) [22:10] had the duct-tape bandit in [22:10] this other elephant eats shit straight out of other elephant's ass. Speaking of which, how you doing VGB [22:11] KICK ME IN THE BALLS [22:11] * Sylntwulf kicks [22:11] *** LeeFurie has quit IRC [22:11] * Charlie71 kicks wberdan in the nuts [22:11] THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:11] no prob! [22:11] The jig is up. [22:11] Jig... wha? [22:11] kicking nuts? [22:11] does that mnean I have to stop dancing? [22:11] jig? so that wasn't lee? *lol* [22:11] i like a good boot to the nuts now and then [22:11] Are you saying you have an erection DP? [22:11] UHAhaAHAhAah [22:11] THERE IS NO LEE! [22:11] *** _sdc_ has joined #VBender [22:12] Nah. Figured I could wreak some havoc as an imposter. [22:12] she's like the Chupa Cabara [22:12] too much info!! [22:12] haha you did that for entertainment? *lol* [22:12] You FAILED!!! [22:12] heheh [22:12] you need more fun in your life [22:12] offer? [22:12] *watches Jay and Silent Bob [22:12] Silent bob kicks ass [22:12] Anywho, just killing time until the Simpsons comes on... it's the one where Homer takes over as the peewee football coach [22:12] mmmm...Jay and Bob... [22:12] yeah, well, I can always hope she'll sign on, right? [22:12] Pulls copy of Clerks from shelf... [22:12] hey DP - when you gona introduce the 3 checkbox to your DP guide? [22:12] my friend got me into the movies...and I live in NJ [22:12] Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back... fuckign brilliant [22:12] i saw Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 3-4 times [22:12] Dogma, great [22:13] for the cart, box and inst.!!!!!!!!!!! [22:13] yeah you can hope but just dont hold your breath! [22:13] *lol* [22:13] I'm waiting to hear from the crew as to their opinions. [22:13] Dogma was cool... did you all hear Jason Lee is playing the Joker in Batman: Year One the movie? [22:13] clerks, mall rats, dogma, jay and bob strike back [22:13] any others? [22:13] Chasing AmY\ [22:13] i just want another issue to be out so i can get one [22:13] Dogma- the true explanation of catholisim [22:13] really?? [22:13] would 3 checkboxes take up anymore room? [22:13] didn't see that one [22:13] Even have a Criterion film! [22:13] okay too many windows, chat only here please! [22:13] i think its a good idea if it doesnt take up too much room [22:13] I'm catholic, and I thought it was hilarious [22:13] LOL [22:13] I got the clerks/Chasing Amy screenplay book for my friends [22:14] didn't know you were getting it from so many ends! [22:14] At least I'm not a mormon. [22:14] I'm not sure. We're switching over to a database format so once that's done, i'll have to look into it. [22:14] being catholic makes it that much funnier [22:14] well hurry up! =P [22:14] Yes it does [22:14] Is Clerks a good movie? [22:14] i saw dogma first, then Mallrats, chasing Amy and Clerks and VA5 [22:14] would be nice to have three boxes, maybe confusing though [22:14] Clerks kicks ass [22:14] Clerks ROCKS! [22:14] I also have the Clerks animated series DVD [22:14] yeah, that sucks tho [22:14] I have a buddy christ hanging from my rear view mirror [22:14] for the anal collectors out ther im sure it would be heavenly! [22:14] lol [22:14] I'll have to download it then :) [22:15] Must run to Fry's before they close to get more crap I don't need. Good thing I only had six drinks. [22:15] yeah like you you maen [22:15] hahaa [22:15] episode 4's geat if you're an anime fan also [22:15] Ugh, I can;'t stand watching movies on computer [22:15] i've never collected anusus [22:15] i have [22:15] sheesh, atariage, dont you ever sit down? *lol* [22:15] *passes smokes to punk [22:15] they hard to collet [22:15] on what? [22:15] My aunt is this Hardcore Christian... she actually smashed the copy of Dogma she rented from Hollywood Video [22:15] Me either...which is why I make VCD's :) [22:15] Sure, I'm sitting down now! I'll be sitting down in my car! [22:15] :) [22:15] vcds suck man [22:15] random sentence interjected for no reason! [22:15] More Beer!!! BRB [22:15] *lol* [22:15] okay restart [22:15] More Frogs! [22:15] i mean sit still [22:15] hehe [22:15] damn rogs *lol* [22:15] I guess that would work, isn;t the resolution low though? [22:15] deer is an inferior meat compared to beef! [22:15] *** akmed has joined #VBender [22:16] frogs [22:16] *** _sdc_ has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:16] *** _sdc_ has joined #VBender [22:16] wow im gettng bad at typing already [22:16] VCD= super shit res [22:16] I like the smell of skunks when it's really cold outside [22:16] me ytoo [22:16] *** DigiPress has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:16] VCD = Very Crappy Disc [22:16] VGB=super awesome res [22:16] HAHAHAHAHAH [22:16] *lol* but im only on beer five still [22:16] <--- got sprayed in the face a few months ago, NOT FUN [22:16] <_sdc_> pay for yer damn javaclient, ye deadbeats! [22:16] ha hahahaha [22:16] *drinks with punk [22:16] sprayed in the FACE???? [22:16] Yep, stings like a bastard [22:16] brb [22:17] damn [22:17] how the hell did you get in that situation? [22:17] Family of skunks livin under the house [22:17] and you went to visit? [22:17] back... [22:17] LOL....you guys would shit if you saw the VCD's I make :)...no one disc VCD's here :) [22:17] caught em in a have a heart trap., illegal to shoot the fuckers [22:17] *** DigiPress has joined #VBender [22:17] man, fuck vcd's [22:17] VCDs aren't bad... I got a complete set of Captain N cartoons on VCD [22:17] that sucks [22:17] goddamn verizon, where's CX2K [22:17] *** akmed has left #VBender [22:17] Went to let ig go and the thing sprayed me, so I kicked the crap out of it and let it go [22:17] cx2k said bye bye a while ago [22:18] * _sdc_ continues to complain about the "evaluation copy" of the javaclient. [22:18] john left forever ago [22:18] he... never said goodbye to ... me! [22:18] BTW, Pac Man's christmas was just on Cartoon Network on Tuesday... [22:18] thats the gratitude you get for kindess [22:18] * punkoffgi passes a tissue to joe [22:18] there there [22:18] thank you (snif) [22:18] Trivia Question: What's the name of Pac Man's cat? [22:18] there's a tear in my beer... [22:18] charlie- well why the fuck didnt you let us know!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:18] punkoff, why'd ya split aol im? [22:18] get me a drink please? [22:18] *** Bob_Bytch sets mode: +o DigiPress [22:18] It's OK Joe, We''l help you through it [22:18] *ramones* [22:19] Pac Man will be on again on Christmas eve [22:19] oh sure [22:19] i trust someone that didnt even tell me in the first plance [22:19] FUCKIN A [22:19] I'm serious... it's their night before christmas christmas special thing... [22:19] DP what #? [22:19] eh? [22:19] aye,m number check [22:19] im kiddin charlie [22:19] its cool [22:19] i split aol cuz there were too many windows going at once! [22:19] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:19] ribbit [22:19] it got confusing [22:19] *** AtariAge has quit IRC [22:19] I'm at about #6 [22:19] *** _sdc_ has left #VBender [22:19] and Pac Man is going to be a regular show on Cartoon Network next year... along with Jayce & the Wheeled Warriors, so I'm psyched [22:20] * DigiPress serves the last tequila rose to punkoff [22:20] not to mention they wren't flashing at me like they were supposed to [22:20] *cries [22:20] AOL and MS need to burn in hell.... [22:20] c'mon punkoff, open up [22:20] Jayce is returning!! [22:20] * punkoffgi salutes & downs the last tequila rose [22:20] yep! [22:20] MS IS POWERING MY XBOX SO FUCK YOU [22:20] hahahahahhahahaa JK [22:20] where'd u hear this? [22:20] Ok, how many are we up to here? [22:20] open up? *lol* [22:20] all your xbox are belong to us? [22:20] Wheeled Warriors, M*A*S*K*, a few others [22:20] awww will ya didn't, Xbox? [22:20] i'm on the last bottle of my first 12-pack [22:20] im still on five, ive slowed down [22:20] they need the old Gi*Joe also... [22:20] Dragon's Lair the cartoon is already on Cartoon Network on Sunday's I think [22:20] i (se)Xboxed OUT BABY! [22:21] * Sylntwulf has all your base are belong to us on his wondshield [22:21] did you say you were gonna "open up"? [22:21] i dig the box [22:21] *lol* he asked if i was gonna open up! [22:21] I thought you smashed your X-Box? [22:21] well? [22:21] be one with the box [22:21] No comment. [22:21] NUMBER TEN MOTHER FUCKERS [22:21] The Box isn't bad... no must have game for it yet unless you like First Person shooters [22:21] BEER # 10 [22:21] Damn....do it anyways :) [22:21] your box? [22:21] Joe got ya by 2! [22:21] haha [22:21] whose box? [22:21] DOA....uhh...mmmmmmmmmm [22:21] i hit my 'pace' around 7 [22:21] feel my box [22:22] the punk box...yoummmm... [22:22] baby you want to put a finger in my box [22:22] you're on 12 now joe? [22:22] *lol* [22:22] I'm gonna slow down after this one, three hard rums n cokes........ [22:22] but i cant type as fast, my backspace is getting lots of use [22:22] DOA is an overrated fighter... I'm not a big fan of 3-D fighting though... [22:22] isnt that my line? [22:22] FUCKIN A MAN- [22:22] heheh me too Joe [22:22] JOE YOU ARE HARDCORE [22:22] wow [22:22] punkoff open up [22:22] im impsressed [22:22] *lol* [22:22] open up to what???? [22:22] DOA IS overratedm and other things are over INFLATED..... that's why it's popular :)_ [22:22] that was impressed, btw [22:22] aol im [22:22] *lol* [22:22] to me! [22:22] see, no backspaces there [22:22] im gonna have a drinkin contesst with joe in philly in 2002 [22:23] you'll die first *lol* [22:23] drink of joes choice [22:23] Tequila [22:23] okay okay [22:23] i give in [22:23] ill do it [22:23] NOOOOOO!!! [22:23] i'll die before i get box? [22:23] Pink Sutff [22:23] Philly, I can go to that one! [22:23] VGB- ill give you box [22:23] That woke tempest up :) [22:23] pink stuff? what pink stuff? [22:23] yours! [22:23] Tequila Rose [22:24] lets have a drinkin contest in philly after all teh gaming stuff is over [22:24] but early enough so we can go nuts [22:24] A [22:24] I'm in, I'll lose, but I'm in! [22:24] 8plays tempest 2k [22:24] ^* [22:24] Never mix Tequila and Chocolate milk [22:24] umm..... [22:24] ugh [22:24] my pink stuff? *lol* [22:24] i missed something [22:24] your pink box [22:24] :) [22:25] wheres joe- [22:25] "pink is my favorite color".... Aerosmith [22:25] he go to bed [22:25] > [22:25] ahhaaha [22:25] Hey Joe, where'd you go with that beer in your hand [22:25] hello? [22:25] im gonna kill you for quoting aerosmith [22:25] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:25] =P [22:25] hahahaha [22:25] sorry, i was 'gettin busy' with will's girl [22:25] And stay away from Tomato Juice and Kahlua [22:25] sorry...was on the phone... [22:25] *lmao* [22:25] ok, back in full force. [22:25] i dont have a price so im not property =P [22:25] now, i was nibbling on a pink box... [22:26] *** JustWired has joined #VBender [22:26] EVERYONE has a price [22:26] i was nibblin on xbox [22:26] when all of a sudden, someone starts talking about money [22:26] and all this time i thought the only thing it would cost me was some trojans and some kleenex [22:26] this is getting expensive! [22:26] Welcome JustWired....how you been dude? [22:26] good [22:26] never stuck it in a chick with a northern accent befoer though. [22:26] *** Guest8025 has joined #VBender [22:26] IVE BEEN GOOD [22:27] haahhahahahahaahahahahah [22:27] woah wait [22:27] Northeners DON'T have accents [22:27] what did i miss? *lol* [22:27] It's y'all galldarn suthners that got th'accent's [22:27] well, i was nibbling your pink box [22:27] *gotta piss* [22:27] then said something about kleenex again [22:27] PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [22:27] Me tOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo [22:27] more info than we needed to know [22:27] Maineiacs have wicked accents...I'm gonna pahk tha cah [22:27] Well ya all, I'm going to watch the simpsons, then I must write an article about WWF Vegeance this weekend [22:27] and then i talked about chicks with northern accents needing a good humpin [22:27] and about how subtle I can be [22:28] BTW, if any of you all are wrestling fans, go play the WWF Vegeance game at Stablewars.com [22:28] woah baby [22:28] *lol* [22:28] Subtle?....do you mean stubble? [22:28] and i though I was getting drunk! [22:28] *** Charlie71 has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:28] well, that just lets me get further before you realize that it kinda hurts [22:28] Boston has that accent Bob [22:28] wicked man [22:28] eww [22:28] wrestling is gay you fag [22:28] ahahahahaha jk [22:29] It's stop around there though, kinda centralizxed accent [22:29] yeah, not a wrestling fan [22:29] Dude, I'm from Maine :)....I certainly know how my mom and dad talk :) [22:29] WRESTLE MY ASS [22:29] boston has what accent? [22:29] it degrades bitches...er...um...women [22:29] not everyone in maine has that accent! [22:29] Boston has the pahk tha cah in hahvahd yahd accent [22:29] *** Guest8025 has quit IRC (5,12 l o o k s h a r p ,0 3.0ñ 5,15 4,14 5,1 http://0www.looksharp.com.ar 4,14 5,15 4,0 Motor de) [22:29] boston has diff accent than maine by far [22:29] love sucks.... [22:29] Maine has the Y'all can't git here frum thair [22:29] What NH and VT have? [22:30] maype syrup [22:30] ^maple [22:30] OK, wHO all is REally DRreunki? [22:30] okay look at these stereotypes [22:30] we have maple syrup too! [22:30] I'm Trying VGB! [22:30] I have Granite! [22:30] heheh [22:30] you're so sylent...wulf. [22:30] you CANT get there from here though! [22:30] I say Carr...and my mom and dad both say Cah...all of my friends in Maine say I overpronounce my R's [22:31] i pronounce properly sometimes..... but its more comfortable to pronounce like a mainer [22:31] ive been in maine all my life [22:31] i most certainly can say my r's when necessary [22:31] its a lazy dialect [22:31] time you visit Texas then...lol [22:31] *** HAngel28 has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:31] I've been in Texas for almost 20 years... [22:31] Ayuh [22:31] NJ all my life [22:31] hehe [22:31] NH the whole time [22:31] sorry bout that kaine [22:31] sorry bout that sylent [22:31] i have relatives in texax [22:31] Ok ya Texan [22:31] sorry bout that Bob...lol [22:31] texas i mean [22:31] hey sylent.///// lets go nuts at that NH arcade [22:32] *** ScrewBall has joined #VBender [22:32] NH has an arcade? ;) [22:32] And where are you from Mr A&M? [22:32] what are their names? maybe i know them [22:32] A&M [22:32] Which one will? [22:32] My condolences :) [22:32] what is it called....... funcoland or somethign [22:32] *pokes punk [22:32] hahahaha [22:32] hahah [22:32] funspot [22:32] ouch! no poking! [22:32] Aggie-land? [22:32] um...that's not right bob. :( [22:32] *points to AIM [22:32] las vegas [22:32] I haven't been there in forever, Space Center isabout 5 miles from me and I haven't even been THERE :) [22:33] * DigiPress back from a beer run [22:33] actually, if mail is addressed to aggieland, it comes here. [22:33] DP what you buy [22:33] for beer [22:33] vegas! [22:33] its not cool running out of a 12-pack and having to WALK to the liquor store [22:33] you meant Faggieland right> [22:33] heheh [22:33] jk [22:33] *lol* walk? hehehe crookedly i bet [22:33] * VGB pokes punkgirl with his man-organ. [22:33] No, Aggieland, the home of the perfect bonfire [22:33] LOL Joe [22:33] yeah could be bette could be driving drunk like in maine [22:33] normally i *would* drive [22:33] No that's Vt [22:34] so what's the topic? [22:34] Vermont drivers are just friggin insane [22:34] that's the topic? [22:34] * VGB is upset because punkgirl never felt his "man-organ" [22:34] vermont drivers? [22:34] NJ drivers suck [22:34] So JustWired, do you collect video games? [22:34] *** ScrewBall has quit IRC [22:34] That's what happens when you can buy vodka at cumby's [22:34] I was just playing Mangai on my Cuttle Cart... [22:34] driving drunk fun [22:34] I can't figurer that game out [22:34] sorry sorry [22:34] * VGB realizes he was poking with his belly button. [22:34] im still here [22:34] killing all those innocent peoples [22:35] * VGB smacks the ever living fuck outta punkgirl...on accident...*giggles* [22:35] occasionally........Bob. [22:35] *** cccp_lORD has joined #vbender [22:35] * VGB looks around timidly...*giggles again* [22:35] * punkoffgi doesnt like smacking! [22:35] *** cccp_lORD is now known as Sothy [22:35] hellow [22:35] * Sylntwulf checks auctions for a bit [22:35] I am more of a movie collector [22:35] Howdy Sothy..... [22:36] hi sothy [22:36] * VGB laughs at sylent wuld since VGB just won every good auction on ebay. [22:36] hey Sothy [22:36] Oh movies?...DVDs or VHS? [22:36] Anyone have a XE Crystal CAstles they want to trade me? [22:36] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'SOTHY'S HERE ' [22:36] *lol* who is sothy? sothy, who are you? =) [22:36] * VGB whips it back out and plays with it again. [22:36] what do you want to trade, tempest? [22:36] DVD's.......and Vcd's.......my favorite is Divx though [22:36] Almost anything for it [22:36] ooh [22:36] I REALLY want it [22:36] am i on beer 10 [22:36] now you're talkin [22:37] I gtg all. byeee [22:37] oh yeah [22:37] i am [22:37] be nice now... [22:37] will, you slow down over time dontcha [22:37] Bye Kaine [22:37] bye fag [22:37] bye kaine [22:37] bye all [22:37] Beer 10?...that all? [22:37] *** Kaine23 has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:37] jk [22:37] i dunno [22:37] im at work no drinkin for me. whos drunk already? [22:37] whew [22:37] DivX has its good points [22:37] gettin there.... [22:37] IM DRUNK [22:37] im meant drinkin [22:37] : http://www.geocities.com/tulpa_99/me_suit.jpg [22:37] i'm drinking my own piss it's so full of alcahol! [22:38] Guinness helps... [22:38] okay there you go [22:38] i did it [22:38] *lol* [22:38] jaja [22:38] Joe if you really do have CC for trade e-mail me and we'll talk [22:38] vgb tasty [22:38] erm *haha [22:38] ok matt [22:38] Bah, anyone here drink grog? [22:38] It's slipped through my fingers too many times.... [22:38] everyone look at that link [22:38] that... that's KAINE? [22:38] right now [22:38] i traded crazy climber for a ounce of pot [22:38] i command it! [22:38] that is kaine! =P [22:38] what the heck is Grog?? [22:38] was that a good deal? [22:39] Will, how much does pot cost there in Maine? [22:39] wberden i traded a game gear for an ounce of pot..although i was 15 [22:39] 100 an ounce [22:39] That's quite a high price to pay [22:39] 25-30 an eighth [22:39] sothy- kick ass deal man [22:39] OH BULLSHIT [22:39] how do i get a suit like KAINE!? I'll trade crystal castles XE for it [22:39] *** SCSIJoe has joined #VBender [22:39] kain...you're...not white!~ [22:39] Of course I live right on the Mexican border LOL [22:39] i thought this was a white-only chat! [22:39] it costs like 200 in the city [22:39] hahahah [22:39] did you all look at that? [22:39] if not i'll post it again [22:39] : http://www.geocities.com/tulpa_99/me_suit.jpg [22:39] $80 canadian for 7 g's [22:39] yay! something to do on a friday night :) [22:40] The roofing guys that were here the other day were smoking joints like cigarettes [22:40] HAHAHA i saw it [22:40] *** SCSIJoe has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:40] damnit!!! i guess texas is the only place with coloreds bathrooms anymore. [22:40] *** SCSIJoe_ has joined #VBender [22:40] hey SCSI! [22:40] BOB- HAHAHAHA IVE HAD THOSE SAME GUYS ROOF MY HOUSE [22:40] joey G! [22:40] wazzaP! [22:40] *** SCSIJoe_ is now known as SCSIJoe [22:40] hi! [22:40] a little late there joseph [22:40] No, we have white, black, and other [22:40] hey, you're the guy with the book? [22:40] no [22:40] damn! [22:40] sorry :) [22:40] he's "scsi-cide" joe [22:40] who is the book guy then? [22:40] what's his name? [22:41] you are [22:41] book guy? [22:41] lol...mnot my book [22:41] im book guy [22:41] i dont have a book its more of a list.. a shit list [22:41] wanna fel my book [22:41] the other buok guy...the today guy. [22:41] joe: how you doing? [22:41] jeff g! [22:41] excellent, brother. hows things? [22:41] BOOK ME [22:41] that's his name! [22:41] oh, i'm gonna book someone tonight! [22:41] rockin. [22:41] vgb: it's jerry g [22:41] that's what i said [22:41] im nbopokin [22:41] track meet tommorrow, so i'm hangin at home tonight [22:42] bookin [22:42] not like i have anything to do otherwise [22:42] <---- Getting Drunk.... [22:42] bookin...that's a funny word. [22:42] dude have another bottle of rubbing alcohol! [22:42] jerry g= love [22:42] <-------so durnk that he wet himself [22:42] dp: are you into laseractive games? [22:42] where lee? i was looking forward to conducting an entire conversation in ascii character animal faces <^-^> [22:42] dude! [22:42] Lee... [22:42] i'm "mister laseractive" [22:42] cool [22:42] lees on a date =P [22:42] we had a lee impersonator, does that count? [22:43] NO!!!!!! [22:43] heh [22:43] She wants me... [22:43] I found a "Vajra" LD-ROM2 disc [22:43] i need a laseractive system...anybody got one? [22:43] for trade that is [22:43] she DOES want you. thats what makes me worry about her :) [22:43] :) [22:43] *lol* not when you're the lee impersonator! [22:43] yeah, thought that was kinda odd myself. [22:43] I got the Nov. Issue of T&T. My famous back is there [22:44] Damn, the transvestism has started already [22:44] loo [22:44] i mean...look at Matt...and look at Lee. Now, look at a diamond...and now look at a piece of dog shit on the sidewalk covered in flies [22:44] That's no way to talk about Lee [22:44] LOL [22:44] LOL [22:44] adventure vidsion a good system to play while drunk [22:44] figured that was coming [22:44] * VGB busted a capilary in his left eye and is now seeing red. [22:44] hah [22:45] * VGB dials 922 because he's too blind to dial 911 [22:45] nice vgb [22:45] this settles it! This year at CGE...I'm not holding back when I feel the buzz coming on...i'm gonna get drunk, funny, naked, and all sorts of stupid! [22:45] oh no! [22:45] i will hide [22:46] 2CGE was a dangerious place to get drunk... [22:46] Christ...then go to Hedonism II [22:46] be back soon [22:46] *** JustWired has quit IRC [22:46] EWWWW [22:46] the pepper spray booth will do good that year [22:46] i cant wait for philly again [22:46] it'll be eve better [22:46] Me either [22:46] punk: coming soon! :) [22:46] even i meant [22:46] =) [22:46] i need my classic game expo fix [22:46] philly be good [22:46] hehe yeah but not soon enough! four months! [22:46] punkoff > i can't believe we *met* and didnt get busy [22:46] lots of wet t shit contests [22:46] haha [22:46] four months my love [22:46] hey is traci lords ognna be at philly [22:47] wberdan: in my room [22:47] *lol* [22:47] didnt have time to get busy [22:47] I've gotta hookup wiht the Intellivision guys again at Philly, they were wild [22:47] give me some time to think [22:47] had to baby sit *lol* [22:47] yeah, punk...wanna enter the VGB "HAVE SEX WITH VGB" contest? [22:47] four long months *lol* [22:47] while i fix myself another mother fuckin drink [22:47] i'm not gonna be at philly [22:48] I WILL BE [22:48] vgb what if i win? [22:48] hands off her ass wberdan! [22:48] hey theryre off [22:48] well, you're right here in Texas [22:48] Cypher may not be ready by then [22:48] it'll save me a drive! [22:48] ok will where you at [22:48] I have to get my ss in gear [22:48] my house [22:48] ass that is [22:48] hands off whose ass? [22:48] YOUR ass. :) [22:48] gah! no i mean how MANY are you at? [22:48] whose hands were on it to begin with? [22:49] WHY SHOULD I DO THAT [22:49] wberdan was throwing up a cock-block when i moved in. [22:49] *** zektor has joined #vbender [22:49] i like it [22:49] hahahaah [22:49] Ok, we've had transvestism tonight....bestiality...and some light homosexuality...where's the midget? [22:49] she HAD teeth! [22:49] no cock block here [22:49] will, you with us? how many [22:49] why should who do what? [22:49] matt! [22:49] yeah, whewre IS THAT MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!! [22:49] okay im totally lost [22:49] ok, to recap... [22:49] punkoffgirl has concented to have sex with me [22:49] how many what [22:49] yes? [22:49] hi [22:49] anywhere, any time. [22:49] WILL [22:49] WILL [22:49] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] you think so *lol* [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] beers Will [22:50] *breathes* [22:50] stop it [22:50] and wberdan is trying to block my cock [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WILL [22:50] WIL [22:50] HWAT MAN [22:50] finally [22:50] i swear i'm gonna boot you Joe~! [22:50] how many beers are you on [22:50] HOW MANY [22:50] LOL [22:50] wberden must have good eyes [22:50] *** DigiPress sets mode: -o VGB [22:50] Back [22:50] why is he trying to block your cock, and where is he blocking it from? [22:50] 10 - youre kick my ass right now [22:50] 10!?! [22:50] damn! beat me too it! [22:50] * punkoffgi thinks this is too much fun [22:50] Damn this zero feedback guy [22:50] you were on 10 an hour ago [22:50] but at philly lets have a contest [22:50] after serious colelcting [22:51] *** JustWired has joined #VBender [22:51] collecting/trading [22:51] He just won $150 worth of single carts, no WAY he's gonna pay [22:51] You'll loose [22:51] I'm drunk now I think... [22:51] * VGB wonders to himself if punkoffgirl is really a virgin in disguise [22:51] Zektor, Welcome back! [22:51] ebay sniperrrr [22:51] rogers.com...where is that? [22:51] * punkoffgi can never wear white again [22:51] great to be back man [22:51] damn inner monolog doesn't work when you're drunk! [22:51] lets put 1000 towards drink contest at philly [22:51] not on her hands anyway. :) [22:51] hahahaha [22:51] or 3000 if you think yo good [22:51] =) [22:51] toronto, Canada [22:52] someone's getting mouthy! [22:52] will, you're making a BIG mistake [22:52] 000 what? ET carts? [22:52] me? [22:52] nope dollars [22:52] you were at philly last year, don't you remember? [22:52] i'm getting mouthy? [22:52] anyone ever check eskimo bob? [22:52] Anyone else from Canada here? [22:52] you went beddie bye while we were getting warmed up [22:52] hahaha yeah right [22:52] *lol* [22:52] i drank twice as much [22:52] he HAD to go beddy bye, i was afraid he'd get too rowdy! [22:52] right, you were all like "i'm so sleepy, better turn in" [22:52] :) [22:53] no he was like im so drunk *lol* [22:53] hahahaaha [22:53] "let me get my teddy bear, i had too many beers" [22:53] i was gonna fight [22:53] hahaahahah jk [22:53] i think he was afraid they might not let him back into the hotel [22:53] LOL [22:53] Canadian beers? [22:53] no he's not kidding! *lmao* [22:53] Probably drinking "Kinder Beer" [22:53] hahahaahahah [22:53] i remember the night well [22:53] mE TROO [22:53] you walking off with punkoffgirl [22:53] * VGB scratches himself...looks around to make sure nobody is looking...then daftly smells finger. [22:53] 7yip [22:53] me thinking. she wishes she had a man that could really drink. drink like a MAN [22:53] so lets havew drinkign ontest [22:53] Do they make beer in Canada? [22:53] 1000 dollars [22:53] *lmao* [22:54] ahahahahah [22:54] okay lets HAVEW one [22:54] or cart equivelent [22:54] what the hell is the contest for? [22:54] * JustWired slaps Bob_Bytch around a bit with a large trout [22:54] Joe can't drink! [22:54] who can drink the most? [22:54] am i even in the coversation anymore? [22:54] your drink of vchoice [22:54] c'mon i'll put up my rolloverture grey box [22:54] are you disqualified if you get alcohol poisoning? [22:54] I think it's just joe and will with punkoff as moderator [22:54] if you die you win [22:54] i'll be playin arcade games while you two drink yourselves stupid [22:54] LOL [22:54] what are you putting up , professor? [22:54] Joe's off his ass after two Corona's. [22:54] wihout questioning [22:54] *lol* [22:54] Better write out a will in case of alcohol poisoning [22:55] NOW sean shows up :) [22:55] haha is that true sean? [22:55] http://www.eskimobob.com/frames.html [22:55] as collateral....... [22:55] * VGB opens up chest cavity where he has been hiding She-Ra's magical cape for the past decade. Puts it on, tucks back his tool, and becomes a female hero within a few seconds. [22:55] he seems to think he can beat everyone else [22:55] ill put up 500 cash [22:55] Well, maybe three [22:55] LOL [22:55] haha [22:55] sean, put that jalapeno on your head and stfu [22:55] okay thats it [22:55] I had 7 waiting to sneakk into the dinner at CGE [22:55] * VGB realizes that cucumbers are much too big to be used like that! [22:55] im bringing a polariod [22:55] need to record this for posterity [22:55] Now Matt....the dude can drink! [22:55] * Sylntwulf just had 50 auctions end [22:55] I'm outta here [22:55] dude! youre so going to lose 500! [22:55] first one that passes out gets my autograph on their head [22:55] sure you dont wanna do this when you're sober? [22:55] Might be back later [22:56] along with a few words of choice *lol* [22:56] hahahah you wish [22:56] *** Danavc has joined #VBender [22:56] Enjoy all! [22:56] if i wasnt an alcoholic id feel bad [22:56] Later [22:56] will you use a marker or a knife [22:56] hahahahahaa [22:56] i'll let you reconsider on the message board, publicly, when you're ready to back down [22:56] marker.. permanent, of course.. *lol* [22:56] * VGB rubs oil on himself and throws a pair of salt water flippers at punkgirl. Then he says, "take a picture of this", as he quickly exposes his left man-breast [22:56] *** Sylntwulf has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:56] not ognna back down [22:56] EVER [22:56] Mmmmm Man BReast [22:56] ognna, eh? okay mister coleco [22:56] if you beat me [22:56] *lol* [22:56] finally! i got some response at least! [22:56] prepare to meet your doom [22:56] Barley, hops, oats...hey...I'm getting nutrients [22:57] lets keep the gloves on [22:57] ou guys still here [22:57] you [22:57] all in good fun. good fun and 500 clams for me! [22:57] still??? its way early yet! [22:57] I'll put up a prototype if you do the same [22:57] vgb wheres the web cam url [22:57] Yeah, pretty sad isn't it? :) [22:57] heh [22:57] nonono 1000 [22:57] Who here can touch your nose to your toes? [22:57] clams [22:57] 500 as collateral [22:57] yes it is pretty sad [22:57] =P [22:57] and you ave the equivalent either in cash or carts [22:57] *shudders* [22:57] then 500 more to be paid to winner [22:58] *** Danavc has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:58] plus whatever people bet [22:58] gambling is an addiction too *lol* [22:58] 000 copies of smb duckhunt [22:58] ill take that [22:58] 5000 2600 pacman's [22:58] When is this contest? At Philly?? [22:58] hahahhahaha [22:58] ill take that too [22:58] philly definately! [22:58] this could be good [22:58] YES [22:58] I'LL DRINK ANYONE HERE UNDER THE TABLE *looks around to make sure Mr. Hardey isn't here* [22:58] can we get clearance from the hotel? *lol* [22:58] since i'm likely to drink your 500 bucks away, why not just pay for my tab when you lose? [22:58] VGB----- i will drink you un der [22:58] is that money going to go toward any room damage? [22:58] ie* [22:58] Shit, John can't even drink as much as Joe. [22:58] vgb, I'll take you up on that if I ever see yah :) [22:58] good [22:59] it's a date then. [22:59] drink of choice [22:59] Guinness [22:59] seagrams wild berry wine coolers ya? [22:59] i wont bet as much as i will on DP thoguh [22:59] hey Sean...been meaning to tell ya...I'M IRISH! How's it been brother? [22:59] What do you drink? [22:59] Sharps? :) [22:59] Judging by the size of VGB, I think he could pack them away [22:59] where is this gonna take place? [22:59] ill drink anything [22:59] VGB: Ummm...not bad. Who are you? [22:59] I have a cup of warm piss [22:59] anything? [22:59] philly [22:59] for wberdan [22:59] it's VGB... [22:59] anything with alcohol if you have cash [23:00] um...Video Game Bible...the guy with the inflated self image [23:00] ill drink piss for money man [23:00] Budweiser with a ketchup chaser? [23:00] and big ego. [23:00] * JustWired slaps Bob_Bytch around a bit with a large trout [23:00] nyquil [23:00] Irish here also...this could be interesting [23:00] OH....that VGB. :) [23:00] drink piss for money? no one is going to take you serious now! =P [23:00] German here... We know how to brew beer! [23:00] take me serious!!!!!!!!!!! [23:00] hahahah [23:00] DP- no shit i want to do this [23:00] Brew yes....drink, no j/k [23:00] drinking contest [23:01] dude, i challenged YOU [23:01] well, if this were a "brewing" contest, your heretage might amount to a pile of shite matt. hehe [23:01] bullshit [23:01] LOL [23:01] ok you're sober enough [23:01] communist pimp been around? was lookin forward to that.. [23:01] We can drink tooo [23:01] no communist [23:01] While the Germans were brewing beer...the Irish were scraping the bottom of the barrels :) [23:01] BTW, I'm Irish as well [23:01] so how about that ed english, eh? [23:01] Germans...ahh...time for Screaming Nazi's...they'll do you right [23:01] he's really something else [23:01] 500 in cash or cart equivelent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:02] so, who's going to put up the system to play while you're drinking? =P [23:02] with his cabbage patch kids and his other games... [23:02] then the other 5 ill take in CV protos [23:02] i think the germans ate poisonous mushrooms to get inebriated [23:02] professor, how do you "lose"? [23:02] a lot of people in the US pay for "poisonous" mushrooms [23:02] Did you check out that Return to Wolfenstein was changed for a German release?T [23:02] yeah what are the boundaries of this? [23:02] i mean, i can drink until i fall asleep - is that the finish line? [23:02] if you pass out... or you ask to be out [23:02] other than that we sit at table and drink [23:03] i've never asked to be out, but i have fallen asleep [23:03] anybody know how 2 porcupines have sex? [23:03] at a time limit between drinks [23:03] what about vomiting? [23:03] just have to take a nice little nap [23:03] very carefully [23:03] very carefully. [23:03] that should be some kind of penalty [23:03] oh vomiting you're definitely OUT [23:03] god i hate vomiters [23:03] *lol* [23:03] if you vomit and continue drinking then it still counts [23:03] especially those who dont make it in time [23:03] what! [23:03] no way that cant count [23:03] LOL! [23:03] nfw! [23:03] alcohol in blood cant be puked out [23:03] thats bullshit you pussy [23:03] :) [23:03] cuz then you puke out the alchol in your stomach [23:03] You know what this contest needs? Jagermeister [23:04] how do you cancel a sperm donor appointment? [23:04] ok just wanted you to rethink that [23:04] ]ill take jager [23:04] *lol* tastes like liquorish! [23:04] or however you spell it [23:04] i will gladly take anyone up on jager [23:04] No, a hot sake contest...that's the only real "sport" in drinking. [23:04] everything else is just a game. [23:04] ok i'll challenge will LAST then [23:04] Jagermeister and strawberry milk....YUM [23:04] LOL [23:04] Jager is nasty shir [23:04] shit [23:05] it's nasty shir too [23:05] last? who else are you challenging? [23:05] you can beat up on vgb and tempest in your warmups [23:05] hmm [23:05] Uozo and lemonade....YUMM [23:05] what about people that drink before the contest? [23:05] no that can't count [23:05] well guys...i think i'm gonna take off...any last words? [23:05] cant compete w/others first [23:05] unless you're willing to count those drinks into the contest [23:05] he already challenged vgb and tempest [23:05] VGB, have a good one man [23:05] nite vgb [23:05] DP- to be fair let let someone at PHILLY choos the drink [23:05] NOT ANY GAMER [23:06] just someone regualr in the bar [23:06] one contest at a time [23:06] We'll drink for prototypes.... [23:06] unless you're willing to count the drinks ahead of time [23:06] thats only fair =P [23:06] ok for protos [23:06] Ever had a beer float? Chocolate ice cream and Miller Light beer....YUM [23:06] *** VGB has quit IRC [23:06] its not right if one comes in w/7 drinks or whatever under their belt & the other has only had 2 [23:06] yuck [23:06] my ex girlfriend was a prototype [23:06] lol [23:07] hello? [23:07] echo... echo... [23:07] hi [23:07] Who the hell are all these people??? [23:07] you're drinkin in the bar? a public place? *lol* [23:07] shhh! We're sleeping! [23:07] dunno [23:07] Where did will go? [23:07] pass out? [23:08] DP- if one of us gets kicked out due to fighting then it is ruled a rematch [23:08] hshsahshahaah [23:08] Whats everyone doing New Years Eve? [23:08] Nothing [23:08] Staying home... [23:08] smoking crack [23:08] rematch when? [23:08] hah [23:08] Too many lushes like Will and Santulli out on the roads on New Years Eve. [23:08] Taking my wife out "parking" :) [23:08] sniffing my crack [23:08] HAHAAHHAA [23:09] ok- i take on joe and sean drinking [23:09] tempest, come over with your protos, get drunk, and forget to take em! :) [23:09] * SeanK doesn't drink so it would be a short contest [23:09] Joe and I will Tag Team [23:09] ill out smoke sean then- and outdrink joe [23:09] well sean, you can help me babysit um i mean moderate *lol* [23:09] Hell, I get drunk off two beers...maybe it's because of the straw [23:09] Tag team doing what? Sniffing Matt's crack? [23:10] eww [23:10] nah thats a solo sport [23:10] :) [23:10] That was too much info LOL [23:10] no crack sniffing [23:10] we dont want any brown noses [23:10] not to mention spreading that smell around.. eww [23:10] whoa whoa whoa. SEAN is in this? [23:11] Not me! [23:11] *lol* will decided he wanted to include sean [23:11] you might as well compete against your aunt tilly! [23:11] oh man [23:11] i asked him to help me moderate *lol* [23:11] that bad huh? [23:11] come on sean, someone else is gonna have to be there to make sure they behave & to cart them off later [23:11] Hey man! I can put 'em away! [23:11] yeah, in the fridge *lol* jk [23:11] what's "em", sean [23:11] * SeanK does not carting off...leaving them lying in their own vomit is more his style [23:11] # 11 [23:12] is "em" your sealed intellivision games? [23:12] Dude! I smoked you at CGE last year! [23:12] aww sean, be a gentleman! *lol* no vomiting in public either boys [23:12] LOL! [23:12] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [23:12] what cge was that? completely gay expo? i wasnt there [23:12] that was some other joe [23:12] *lmao* [23:12] only used video game store open till midnight in north america [23:12] AWRIGGGGGHT! DP SURFER! [23:12] No, you "smoked" me at completely gay expo. [23:13] oh dear... [23:13] Nope, there are a couple in Austin :) [23:13] woah [23:13] bah [23:13] like i said, that was a different joe [23:13] smoking of that kind will not enter the contest [23:13] I hate surfers [23:13] cock smokers [23:13] joe blow maybe? couldnt help that one.. hehe [23:13] bob really which ones? [23:13] you have so many men you're having trouble remembering who's who? [23:13] only reason im open is cuz theres magic tournament card game tonight [23:13] Yeah, I'm busted. [23:14] The last time I was in Austin, there was a shop down off S. Lamar near the corner of 8th I believe...open until 2am [23:14] I'm hopping to TP's...Joe, come up! [23:14] tp's? [23:14] There's another over on the east side of town near the old airport [23:14] cant wait for drinking contet [23:14] in case any heroin addicts have a hankering to buy some 3do stuff at 1:45am [23:14] i'm not drivin anywhere thats for damn certain [23:14] Yeah..next to the booth...now called "Mahoneys" [23:14] no driving! [23:14] oh mahoneys [23:14] * punkoffgi takes everyones keys [23:14] i cant drive NOW [23:14] who's coming to maine game night [23:14] Actually, because of the 6th street crowd [23:14] invite me out next time you're going! [23:15] Get sober within the next 30 minutes [23:15] game nite in MAINE? when? [23:15] anytime [23:15] Will: Aren't you that little quiet guy I met at Philly last year? No way you can drink! [23:15] haha name the date [23:15] *lol* sean you must have him confused w/someone else [23:15] sean- i got shit faced that nite [23:15] dp how about a raffle to get on your room o doom will. in case you feel like driving [23:15] yeah im the quiet guy [23:15] he kept badgering joe about coleco.. *lol* [23:15] and sean [23:15] somewhat [23:15] yeah sean, remember? he had those two beers [23:15] *** SAV2880 has quit IRC (brb) [23:15] Ok dude, will do. I hang there most of the time. Night all! [23:16] haha [23:16] nite zektor [23:16] haha no those were the two beers he conned you out of, with the free tickets *lol* [23:16] bye zektor! [23:16] Night zektor [23:16] oh yeah [23:16] Who's DPSurfer?? [23:16] i sold my free drink ticket [23:16] DPSurfer! the COOLEST [23:16] hey so on to gaming- [23:16] l8tr! [23:16] joe! say it isnt so! [23:16] dpsurfer isnt even talking to the rest of us [23:16] does jerry g have the largest CV collection [23:16] ? [23:16] just kidding :) i used it, of course! :) [23:16] =P [23:16] Surf on surfer! [23:16] *** zektor has quit IRC [23:16] cya all later [23:16] Will: Aren't you in PA? [23:16] *** JustWired has quit IRC [23:17] im in maine man! [23:17] Is DPSurfer Lee? LOL [23:17] no [23:17] i did a 'whois' [23:17] maybe shes on her boyfriends ip... [23:17] Oh....there's a guy in PA who probably has one of the better CV collections. Pete Perpetua.. [23:17] some random visitor, "DPsurfer" is the default name if you sign on thru the site [23:17] maine maine hes our man... [23:17] sean- complete or just carts? [23:17] maine is good, im in maine [23:17] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:17] oooh =P [23:17] i forgot that one [23:18] oops we scared him off [23:18] *lol* [23:18] maine is cold [23:18] will: Complete...at least until some of his boxes got ruined in my basement. :( [23:18] wait.. so is boston [23:18] not all the time it isn't! [23:18] Maine is so.....grey [23:18] just right now heheh [23:18] cat jizz [23:18] nah, you havent been here in the spring & fall then! [23:18] do you have snow yet? [23:18] fuckin grey [23:18] Yeah, I have LOL [23:18] nope [23:18] i got about 120 complete [23:18] it snowed once one day but it all disappeared by the end of the day [23:19] it is supposed to snow here tommorrow. i hate snow. [23:19] same here [23:19] i like snow [23:19] It snows here too.... [23:19] will: I think he might have Power Grabber though. It sucks to be you! [23:19] same storm [23:19] just dont like the freezing cold! [23:19] fuckin snow [23:19] you can make a good bad mr frosty statue [23:19] hahahhah fuckin pwer grabber [23:19] Here it gets 70 during the day, and drops to 20 at night [23:19] haha [23:19] the trees are all confused right now [23:19] ok hands up, who's got a 'real' colecovision porky's proto? [23:19] but i gots pac man [23:19] hahaha =P [23:19] they're starting to bud leaves again because of the warm weather [23:19] wberdan has a porkys [23:19] the trees are funny [23:20] i wanna know how the fuck to play that game!! [23:20] * SeanK looks around...not me. [23:20] he just cant raise his hand [23:20] wait, dp you mean porkys.. like that movie? [23:20] its hard as hell [23:20] yeah [23:20] exactly *lol* [23:20] *** Patcher12 has joined #VBender [23:20] too bad no instructions for it [23:20] okay then... *raises hand* [23:20] w00t [23:20] so theoretically we can expect an "american pie" game for psx.. [23:20] yeah, you dont have that one? [23:20] did will pass out? [23:20] Well who has a *real* Lord of the Dungeon proto??? [23:20] WILL [23:20] WILL [23:20] WILL [23:20] * SeanK waves his hands wildly [23:20] maybe he went to go smoke outside [23:20] sigh [23:21] or pee [23:21] ooh smoke [23:21] He's zonked [23:21] *** Buyatari has joined #VBender [23:21] its too early for him to pass out [23:21] hi adam [23:21] what [23:21] Whats up guys [23:21] you missed the question [23:21] Hi Adam [23:21] Who brought the beer [23:21] do /msg's work with the DP java client? [23:21] yup [23:21] oh sorry joe! [23:21] word [23:21] DP might have some alcohol left to share! [23:21] *** SAV2880 has joined #vbender [23:21] hey whats up [23:22] Where'd that slut Stilphen run off to?? [23:22] Nada .... just switched the IRC over to the other machine. [23:22] who carees about lord of the dungeon! [23:22] What the tiopic at hand? [23:22] =) [23:22] no about porkys! [23:22] hehe [23:22] what about it [23:22] LOL! You do Will! :) [23:22] brb [23:22] who has an aquarius modem? [23:22] hahaha oh yeah i forgot [23:22] Who wants one?? [23:22] me. [23:22] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'WILL'S GONNA LOSE A DRINKING CONTEST ' [23:23] :) [23:23] *** SAV2880 has left #vbender [23:23] bulshit you littel pussy drinker! [23:23] just to piss of aol tech support [23:23] =) [23:23] I want a Aquarius modem [23:23] haha! [23:23] You don't have an Aquarius modem? How did you sign on? [23:23] thought that would rile ya [23:23] hah [23:23] hey sean- ready to trade me dig dug =) [23:23] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'the night is young... DRINK UP ' [23:23] im using my jag modem of COURSE [23:23] hehehehe [23:23] Really? Why would you want one of those?? [23:23] Will: Nah, not yet. [23:23] I am on my Coleco Adam [23:23] Got one of those... [23:23] ill have a smoking contest with ya [23:24] first one to 100 cigs wins [23:24] With me? [23:24] wberden crack? [23:24] yeah [23:24] same night as oje drinkign contest [23:24] Did you know one drop of pire nicotine will kill you in 5 mins [23:24] im back! [23:24] thats cool [23:24] I'll have a proto smashing contest with you. You go first... [23:24] ok [23:25] smoking contest? [23:25] *lol* [23:25] yeah smoking [23:25] Yep....nicotine is the deadliest poison there is...aside from mercury of course [23:25] In prison the filter cigarette to get it to kill [23:25] see how hard i can fling virtua hampster at the wall [23:25] fuckin nicotine [23:25] how did we get on that? *lol* [23:25] i can beat you on that one [23:25] Sothy: Go for it... [23:26] what do i win? [23:26] of course instead of smoking contest we could have fighting contest [23:26] fist one to die looses [23:26] no fighting [23:26] someone has to lend me the game [23:26] hahqhaaah [23:26] cuz fighting disqualifies you from the drinking contest, remember? [23:26] * SeanK thinks Will might have a small pecker or something [23:26] Come on, just go for broke...play some Russian Roulette [23:26] hahahaha [23:26] with a semi automatic [23:26] im just having fun man! [23:26] =) [23:26] LOL! [23:26] * DigiPress goes for a smoke [23:27] *lol* @ sean [23:27] * SeanK laughs at WUSSES that have to leave their own home to smoke! [23:27] but anyway sean-0 [23:27] yeah! hardcore does it at home! *lol* [23:27] do you have any CV protos that [23:27] * Sothy laughs at people with huge yellow nes cart collection [23:27] wernt in the Proto section of the last DP guide [23:27] Will: Yes. [23:27] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [23:27] Oh yes... [23:27] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:28] Bye DPsurfer [23:28] sean- thats great! [23:28] temp: you're drooling... [23:28] *very happy [23:29] sorry... [23:29] I have found a whole bunch of new Coleco people of late [23:29] thats so good! [23:29] do ytou have more than one thought not to exist? [23:29] Coleco was a great system [23:29] how the heck do you find them all? stand outside the unemployment office? [23:29] I want to see Power Grabber [23:29] One of the guys I found had written a "game" to control his electric train set through his ColecoVision. [23:29] lol [23:29] he has connections girl! [23:29] =) [23:29] hehe i guess he does! =) [23:29] punk: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. [23:29] HOLY SHIT [23:29] some people are born into wealth *lol* [23:30] that is the best program ever [23:30] only if you could find me first! [23:30] Wow a Coleco A-train proto [23:30] sit in the dumpster behin tgi fridays and youll meet them [23:30] was it from 80s or 90s? [23:30] Maine isn't that big a state. :) [23:30] *lol* [23:30] will: Late 80's I believe. [23:30] very true, but its not that populated either =) [23:30] oh myt god! yeah---- [23:30] He also wrote a Caterpillar Tractor mini-game for the ColecoVision as a promo for the company. [23:30] trains and games = best ever [23:30] are there any video game expo's in california....in orange county [23:30] do you have that one [23:31] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH YOU ARE SHITTING ME NOW [23:31] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:31] no but theres no oranges either [23:31] Patcher: Yeah, at the Capital Flea Market. :) [23:31] Will: No, no shit. [23:31] OH MY GOPD!!!! YEAH [23:31] do you have catipilar game? [23:31] cool thanks [23:31] does it have a tractor>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:31] Will: No, and neither does he unfortunately. [23:32] oh man- almost orgasmed too [23:32] damnit [23:32] =) [23:32] but you do have a train one?> [23:32] sean, we'll forever be impressed =) [23:32] a train training one? [23:32] =) [23:32] Nope, I don't have that one either. He MIGHT have that though. [23:32] oh man- [23:33] i gotta find that guy [23:33] I want to see Sword and the Sorcerer... [23:33] I want to see Dracula! [23:33] *** AtariAge has joined #VBender [23:33] shouldnt be too hard out off over 200,000,000 people [23:33] *** SylntWulf has joined #VBender [23:33] Hi Albert [23:33] yeah more people here! [23:33] hehe [23:33] i met dracula.... he not that cool [23:33] Only got about fifteen minutes, but they're mine to kill so here I am :) [23:34] It's fun to hang out in IRC at 10:30 on a friday night to see who else doesn't have a life. :) [23:34] *** Bob_Bytch has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [23:34] so sean- to recap- you have more than one CV game that isnt in the proto lineup of the DP guide? [23:34] do you have more than 2 and less than 5>? [23:34] Is this the channel about Futurama? [23:34] =) [23:34] this is a channel about gay sex [23:34] That's what I thought when I saw some of the names here.. [23:34] * Buyatari sees the vultures circle in ever closer to Sean [23:34] ;) [23:34] Hi Sean! [23:34] channels? [23:34] like nickelodeon? [23:34] Well is it gay sex with men or women? cuz women are ok [23:35] will: Yes. I think you saw the ones I sent screenshots of to the ColecoVision message board. The Smurf and Berenstain titles. [23:35] are those on cart sean or are they a KIDVID thing [23:35] yeah but if its gay sex with women, then you wont get anything at all *lol* [23:35] Will someone send him the link to the gay atari message group I think he has the wrong room [23:35] gay sex with women! [23:35] But If I can watch that's ok :) [23:35] They're on carts, but you need the KidVid to play them. [23:35] im a lesbian trapped in mans body [23:35] Just like the 2600 versions. [23:35] *loL* i'll need your credit card number if you want to watch [23:36] Damn right will, me too [23:36] A colco Kid Vid... anyone ever find one? [23:36] Anyone want some Girls going XXXtra crazy dvds [23:36] colecovision versio that is [23:36] oh god [23:36] *lol* [23:36] Hey I can get a credit card number :) [23:36] Matt: It uses the same one as the 2600. [23:36] not that kind of trading! [23:36] * AtariAge gets up to go get a Dr. Pe--uhmm, Beer [23:36] oh yeah... same plug [23:36] need the tapes though [23:36] sean- anyone ever confirm a expansion module # 1 adaptor or a super game module? [23:36] show me the credit card, then we'll see.. *lol* [23:36] *sorry to keep buggin ya- but you knwo how i am! =) [23:37] Adam: So where were you on my Shooting Arcade on eBay? I expected to see you swoop in at the end and take it from Marco. [23:37] more than I could afford... [23:37] Ahh I had to work [23:37] Take something from Marco? [23:37] will: No, I have yet to find any real info on that. [23:37] How much did it go for? [23:37] taking things isnt nice [23:37] *lol* [23:37] 5200 Millipede Proto is still up on ebay [23:37] I think I'll ban Marco from bidding in my auctions. He scares everyone away. [23:37] Lol [23:37] Sean: This is true. :) [23:38] Sean my eBay is still on hold [23:38] can you do that for real? just because he bids high? [23:38] You can Ban anyone [23:38] that proto looks funny [23:38] never had a clue [23:38] tape over the EPROMS [23:38] *** Buyatari has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:38] I didn't look cat it much, just happened by it this morning [23:38] punk: I dunno if you have to have a reason to ban someone. [23:39] Matt: I put those stickers there. It never really had anything. [23:39] I just banned someone for winning $150 worth of my games, he has zero feedback and is bidding like crazy' [23:39] np the millipede proto [23:39] man joe must be smoking 400's if hes gone this long [23:39] yours was legit [23:39] hmm.. well i was just curious sean.. seems like you'd do an email auction or something instead if you wanted to restrict who bid [23:39] *** Buyatari has joined #VBender [23:39] Who is dreamwubble? [23:39] bids on alot of protos [23:39] ok thats it after tonight I wil never use the Colco Adam to sign on AOL again [23:39] sells I mean [23:39] Lol [23:40] dreamwubble is Jason Wilson [23:40] * DigiPress returns in a puff of fire and brimstone [23:40] Ha ha! [23:40] oh [23:40] Well isn't THAT dramatic [23:40] its the devil himself! [23:40] WHO HAS SUMMONED ME [23:40] oh no wait [23:40] lol [23:40] thats the smoke he brought in the house w/him [23:40] LOL [23:40] Well how else could a man aquire soo much with out selling his soul? [23:40] Warcraft 2 "you summoned me?" "Zug Zug" [23:40] Heh, Zug Zug. :) [23:41] Memories [23:41] zug zug *lol* [23:41] when is xbox gonna come out with dig dug 2002 [23:41] uh... no comment [23:41] How much did Shooting Arcade sell for? [23:41] sean, you get anything from infogrames today? [23:41] $307 or something [23:41] Joe: Yes I did...very cool! [23:41] there are other things to sell than souls /me looks around room mysteriously [23:41] that ROCKED [23:41] $300?? $300?? [23:41] it was over 400 when i bid [23:41] maybe more I didn't see it end [23:42] i think i bid 400 [23:42] marco was higher (of course) [23:42] Adam: The reserve wasn't met. I didn't sell it. [23:42] Speaking at Dig Dug, I was just at Fry's and saw the Namco Museum for the PS2.. Has anyone tried that yet? Did I miss an earliert conversation about that? [23:42] ohh then I still have a chance [23:42] hehehe [23:42] That's my fifteen minutes, Leaving for real this time :) [23:42] me too [23:42] albert, i got the game today but havent played it [23:42] aww *lol* [23:42] people leaving.. so sad [23:42] DP: Please post a review on your site. :) [23:42] it looks really cool - it has the arranged modes of all those games! [23:43] damn opeiokes [23:43] peoples [23:43] *** SylntWulf has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:43] Yeah, it was only $30, I should have picked it up. TOo Many Damn Games I've bought recently, I figured I'd wait until I hear more about it. [23:43] almost four hours into it! [23:43] i got it for the pac-man arrangement alone, didnt realize ALL of them had arranged modes [23:43] fukcin games [23:43] always so expensive [23:43] Cool, neither did I. :) [23:43] arranged modes? [23:43] yeah, did you see the pac-man arrangement on GBA? [23:43] How many of you own modern systems? [23:43] me [23:43] Yeah, I have that. :) [23:44] i think so.. [23:44] adam: I'll probably put it back up after Christmas. [23:44] it's got that plus they did some stuff with the others [23:44] * AtariAge raises hand [23:44] ooh okay =) [23:44] looks like there's a lot of video/interview stuff too [23:44] i have a dreamcast [23:44] I want to know if it's emulated or simulated. :) [23:44] I'll trade an xbox game cube and a PS2 for a Video Life [23:44] lol [23:44] Cool, didn't know there were videos on it. [23:44] don't know if its different footage from previous compilations but still, had to have it [23:44] fuckin video life [23:45] heh. Yeah, I'm generally a sucker for that stuff also. [23:45] lol will [23:45] Adam: Really? Hmmm...I'll have to think about that. :) [23:45] Who bought one for $5 [23:45] *lol* how many of you are collectors of variations? [23:45] Me [23:45] i am [23:45] me too [23:45] Some of us are more anal than others. [23:45] not me, unless it 'happens' to be part of a deal [23:45] hey doesn everyone here count label variations for the 2600 as individual carts? [23:45] *lol* [23:45] Temp you are the one who bought it for $5 at CGE? [23:45] or not? [23:45] i don't [23:45] I wish [23:45] No. [23:45] they're so damn hard to keep track of [23:46] where did that happen? [23:46] well $5 was a rip off [23:46] cge 2k [23:46] which booth [23:46] in the swap meet [23:46] Video Life is an impressive feat for the 2600. :) [23:46] oh [23:46] There are fewer than 10 Video Life carts. [23:46] Didn't that person then turn around and sell it for like $300+? [23:46] no... [23:46] really? [23:46] i payed 40 bux for a sealed dragon warrior [23:46] damn..... i do.... i think i should keep two differnt sheets.... one for cart titles and one for variations [23:47] Sean: I have heard there could potentially be around 200 of them. Where did you hear only 10? [23:47] *** Cafeman has joined #VBender [23:47] i think so too.. no jacking up your numbers when no one else does it =P [23:47] *** Patcher12 has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:47] cafe! [23:47] well $5 for Video Life at CGE was an insult not a brag [23:47] hey [23:47] Hi Cafeman! [23:47] hi cafeman =) [23:47] alright! cafeman! [23:47] Food... Back in a sec. [23:47] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'CAFEMAN has entered the building ' [23:47] Helloo all... [23:47] *lol* we're hungry for fresh blood i think.. [23:47] there should be one standard for cart collecting...... [23:47] Just what we need to sober us aup [23:47] like a NO VARIATION [23:47] standard [23:47] or something [23:47] I'm a bit soused and dead tired [23:48] Collect what you enjoy [23:48] we had almost ALL the regulars here tonight! [23:48] *lol* maybe there is one & you just dont knw it [23:48] (except lee) [23:48] yeah for like 2 sconds [23:48] Too late for lee lee [23:48] fuckin lee..... fuckin got laid [23:48] too late for lee? he's on the west coast [23:48] Albert: Well, there are conflicting reports. [23:48] lee the she [23:48] she's probably up to something nasty right now [23:48] I didn't realize it was started at 8:00 [23:48] *lol* [23:48] oh [23:48] haah [23:48] so what is teh topci [23:48] ? [23:49] oops [23:49] maybe shesll have pics to share [23:49] DP: In your dreams! :) [23:49] cant believe so many go to beddybye and it not even midnight [23:49] *** SeanK is now known as SeanK-afk [23:49] yes albert... in my dreams. i can dream, can't i? [23:49] LOL [23:49] sean... mister BBS [23:49] no laws against dreaming, yet! [23:49] Butt of corpse! [23:49] anyone want to trade assult rifle for games? [23:49] yikes [23:49] dp you have the ass tattoo pic under your pillow dont you? [23:49] no thanks... um... sir [23:49] shhh! [23:50] Shooting Arcade [23:50] ass tattoo? *lmao* [23:50] for real [23:50] * Cafeman wonders if a drunk dp will share that pic [23:50] i guess i really missed that one! [23:50] ill trade good for a 30-06 guerand in good condition [23:50] she sends me a pic of her 'tattoo', a completely naked ass with it [23:50] ass what? [23:50] al!! [23:50] woah [23:50] unsolicited? [23:50] JOE! [23:50] Let me Ass you a question [23:50] i had to crop the damn thing just so i could post it [23:50] guess what?! [23:50] i have a chinese SKS [23:50] did she want you to crop it? [23:50] what joe? [23:50] What? [23:51] *lol* [23:51] Al: nuthin [23:51] i dont know, cafe, but i couldnt post it the way it was [23:51] Bitch. [23:51] sucka [23:51] :) [23:51] dp tell us...shaved? [23:51] i tade that for some good games [23:51] LOL [23:51] her ass? [23:51] shaved ASS??? [23:51] *lmao* [23:51] yeah it was pretty smooth [23:51] hahahahahahaha [23:51] loo [23:51] wtf? [23:51] those brits have hairy buttocks? [23:51] That must have been a fairly high resolution photo. [23:51] ewwww [23:51] hahahahah [23:52] oh god this is too funny [23:52] where the fuck ids the phioto [23:52] you guys ever hear that song on the radio ... [23:52] A hairy ass? Sung to "aquarias"? [23:52] i asked if she'd send me the 'other side of the tattoo' [23:52] :) [23:52] Some girl dropped her pants to shoe me and a friend her tatoo once [23:52] cool man! [23:52] The girl I usually buy coffee at showed me her breast tattoo one day [23:52] will, that tattoo photo? one sec... [23:52] i have a q bert tattoo on my sack [23:52] Thats not a tatoo thats your pusssy my friend saud [23:53] oh you mean the lee ass tatoo? [23:53] *lol* passing the pic out, joe? [23:53] BEEN THERRE SEEN THAT [23:53] the pic (cropped) is still in the OT forum [23:53] nope just the posted one [23:53] ya wheres the directors cut dp? [23:53] I might make a good April fools eBay item [23:53] Sell it ebay Joe [23:54] show directors cut [23:54] no way! [23:54] just wait till Philly ya horny bastards, maybe she'll show you in person [23:54] i'll stand up for her! =P [23:54] shr never show [23:54] she actually man [23:54] what willie? [23:54] man stronger than me [23:54] here's the edited one: [23:54] http://pub10.ezboard.com/fretrogamingfrm5.showMessage?topicID=406.topic [23:54] we want unedited [23:54] dont censor [23:54] nopw [23:54] that link didnt work.. =P [23:54] nope [23:55] hmmm [23:55] Who here is "AtariAge" ? [23:55] damn cropping [23:55] http://pub10.ezboard.com/fretrogamingfrm5.showMessage?topicID=406.topic [23:55] worked fine for me. [23:55] oh well [23:55] That would be me. [23:55] heh [23:55] you cant do it if you're on the site [23:55] hmm not working for me, oh well! *lol* i dont *really* need to see lee's ass [23:55] Which of the A's are you? [23:55] Albert [23:55] ooh.. duh *lol* [23:55] i waqnt to see ass [23:55] ah ok, just wondering [23:55] it's in "off topic", page 3 [23:55] ahah [23:55] ok [23:55] "my lovely tattoo" lol [23:55] That's a rather large tattoo. [23:56] wberdan, just go to yahoo and enter "bare ass" -- you'll see tons [23:56] Maybee she'll trade you a pic for a rare cart if you ask nice enough [23:56] i'm supposed to get ANOTHER pic when she gets it colored in [23:56] hahahaha bare ass =P [23:56] been there...... it cost too much [23:56] apparently they don't do that kind of gigantic tattoo in one "sitting" [23:56] Punky, what have you been drinking? [23:56] one "sitting" ? ;) [23:56] Joe is now Video Game Stud [23:56] LOL [23:56] moi? just beer =) [23:56] she sent the whole picture to me [23:56] what do you mean, NOW, adam? [23:56] Oooh, in francais, too [23:56] Hey baby wanna see my game collection [23:56] dp damnit i want a custom title so bad [23:57] :( [23:57] sothy, what do you want as a title again? [23:57] you've earned it brother [23:57] And 'SCRIBE' -- do you have a diff name at the forum? [23:57] *** Apogee1 has joined #VBender [23:57] scribe! [23:57] haha [23:57] scribe is just me again, taking the transcript [23:57] Cafe - do /whois scribe [23:58] So whens the next "real" party? [23:58] scribe *lol* [23:58] john's house in january [23:58] dont be too embarassed.. i asked that earlier [23:58] maine party tommorow night [23:58] oop forgot about maine - tomorrow?! why wasnt i invited?! [23:58] you were [23:58] i dunnoo.. [23:58] ahha [23:58] Joe you bring the girls I'll get the booze [23:58] *** Jeff_A has joined #VBender [23:58] where? when? [23:59] johns in jan [23:59] is everyone invited to this party? [23:59] my pad [23:59] u guys r still here? [23:59] yip [23:59] *lol* we never go away [23:59] lol [23:59] no we're all gone. this is a dream you're having :) [23:59] Nope. [23:59] nightmare maybe? =P [23:59] oh [23:59] whoa [23:59] There you go dreaming again. :) [23:59] sothy? [23:59] 2 person party again i guess [00:00] hahaha [00:00] what title ya want [00:00] dp im thinkinz [00:00] Joe are you going to save this chat and publish it on the site? [00:00] =P [00:00] heehee [00:00] yup [00:00] this is a big decision [00:00] that's "scribe"s job [00:00] well, I'll see all I missed then. [00:00] yes, we'll all be out there for the public to see how our iqs shrink w/every drink we consume [00:00] haha [00:00] this cant be a dream... i am still a small unathletic white guy, and i dont have women all over me [00:00] you missed quite a lot! my infamous pickup lines, others' hitting on punkoff here... [00:00] our drinking challenge for phillyclassic... [00:01] a "fake" leefurie [00:01] I missed that drinking challenge. [00:01] busy nite [00:01] yeah, with all the subtlety of a baseball bat *lol* [00:01] well just ask wberdan, he'll probably invite you to the challenge too! [00:01] punkoff, you're the only lady here? [00:01] LOL jeff [00:01] yes, i am currently [00:01] :) [00:01] there have been two others now and then but thats it [00:01] ive been in it for the long haul [00:01] we had a few ladies, but punkoff is a GAMER [00:01] I won't survive a drinking contest very long. [00:01] yes, a GAMER =P [00:01] ok guys i'm off [00:02] wha? [00:02] JEFF WAIT [00:02] i sponge off wberdan's game collection to broaden my horizons [00:02] why [00:02] if you wake up, this chat will disappear! and all of us with it! [00:02] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [00:02] *lol* [00:02] oh crap... i didn't think of that [00:02] what do i do? [00:02] yes so you'll have to stick around [00:02] now what are you going to do? [00:02] thanks [00:02] fuckin a- i cant even slepp in my own bed tonight [00:02] it not there [00:03] whats wrong with your bed? [00:03] do i even want to go there... ? [00:03] well, where did it go? *lol* [00:03] *** VGB has joined #VBender [00:03] dp , somethin to do with rpg's... Chick magnet!.. i dunno [00:03] nah thats not you sothy [00:03] took it out of room to scrape off wallpaper [00:03] cmon, i like the rpg angle... go with it [00:03] HOLY SHITE MONKEYS! do you people have nothing better to do??? [00:03] dude you're here TOO [00:03] ahah [00:03] where'd you put it? or did you take it apart? [00:03] i have an idea, check out my new 2600 site at http://www.geocities.com/atari2600site/home.html [00:03] * Cafeman sniffs -- there is a new smell here [00:03] good point joe...hehe. [00:04] melsepp in here with com [00:04] p [00:04] *** Apogee1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:04] i think i'm gonna buy some smokes tonight. [00:04] yeah, you have the good chair there [00:04] that was an actual apogee programmer and we let him get away [00:04] you know Joe...you got me smoking again...lol [00:04] *** SeanK-afk is now known as SeanK [00:04] shining forc ed intercouse heh [00:04] ok, guys, you are gonna dissapear now, i'm goin to sleep, sorry [00:04] yeah gynecologist chair [00:04] vgb, you told me you quit! [00:04] *lol* [00:04] noooo [00:04] i dont want to disappear [00:04] damn, sorry 'bout that [00:04] haah [00:04] ' [00:04] im too young! [00:04] yeah, i have...but i'm thinking about starting again. [00:05] bye... (forever?) [00:05] you cant leave jeff! think of us! we wanna live! [00:05] Who was it? [00:05] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [00:05] im melting, melting... [00:05] i can't see my hands anymore! [00:05] ack! feet... gone! [00:05] oh wiat no thats the plastic lid i left on top of the toaster oven! oops~ [00:05] hey joe...if the peer resets...and you and sean are both booted... [00:05] he's "thinking" about leaving [00:05] well, you might need someone with an "@" by their name. [00:05] everyone gets ops! [00:05] ;) [00:06] its like never ending story ...except with booze..and it sucks [00:06] no, NO ONE gets ops [00:06] neverending story is a gooooood one! =) [00:06] falcore!! hehe [00:06] yeah, i'm a fan of that one [00:06] but the second and third ones... [00:06] i play that music at work [00:06] like a second dick sticking outta my forehead [00:06] theres a 3rd onew? [00:06] what, neverending story? [00:06] from neverending story? [00:06] (The members of digitalpress's irc room slowly fade to nothingness as Jeff leaves the room) [00:06] bye [00:06] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [00:06] *lol* [00:06] bye jeff [00:06] dude! WAIT [00:06] bye [00:06] where are you going? [00:07] why [00:07] don't say TO BED [00:07] lol, this again [00:07] i dont know.. [00:07] jeff, i think he's sweet on you [00:07] he's going to the corner to get a shrimp cocktail from the vending machine. [00:07] cause we really enjoy each other's company, and it will end if you leave [00:07] oooo [00:07] to hell and you driving [00:07] i have to work tomarrow [00:07] ack! [00:07] so do i [00:07] i know that's where i'd be going if i were wearing pants [00:07] im still here tho =) [00:07] *tomorrow [00:08] its today now [00:08] lol [00:08] hoe could you allow that to happen, knowing we had a get together tonite? [00:08] bye [00:08] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [00:08] i have to be to work in ten hours =) [00:08] maybe i'll be back later [00:08] I've got to go. I'm so damn tired [00:08] i'm going to sell my body for video games. [00:08] ten hours?! that's ten hours of drinking and chatting [00:08] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO [00:08] this week has been hard [00:08] 10 hours? nobody needs that much sleep. You got time. [00:08] go to sleep now and that gives you 2 hours to vomit in the morning [00:08] tired? It's only just after midnight for you! [00:08] I know [00:08] :) [00:08] *** Jeff_A has quit IRC [00:08] Long week [00:08] it was me that said ten hours & im not going anywhere [00:08] POOF [00:08] hehe [00:08] hmm i still seem to be here [00:08] jesus i thought he'd NEVER LEAVE [00:09] lol [00:09] Long week doing what Matt?? [00:09] ha ha [00:09] training [00:09] dt6uyhntyu76yj [00:09] I've been on a 5 week training course [00:09] training? [00:09] So do you know how to push the square peg in the square hole now? [00:09] yucko, how do you stay awake? [00:09] dp i cant think of one. arent you sposed to do that? [00:09] hey DP...I invited Patcher12 and Braves 1541 [00:09] Basic Ford and automotive knowledge [00:09] ack! [00:10] LOL [00:10] not braves1541 [00:10] say no [00:10] please [00:10] LOL *again* [00:10] nah, didn't do that to ya. [00:10] whew [00:10] NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO [00:10] wait... how about "Spawn Camper" ? [00:10] *** lhfreak has joined #VBender [00:10] I got a good idea for sothy's title [00:10] but i did wrap a rubber band around my privates a few weeks ago...and they're just now starting to turn black. [00:10] braves1541? is that you? [00:10] hey baby wanna see my 100inch [00:11] vgb pics? [00:11] who are you talking to, professor? [00:11] cefeman go on [00:11] of my member? [00:11] B-52's R my Life [00:11] anyone [00:11] hahahahahahahahhaahhahaaahaaahaa [00:11] ACGH NO [00:11] what do you want photos of sothy? [00:11] "cefeman", hmm, never saw that typo before... [00:11] yur blackened shriveled privates [00:11] sothy i don't have your pic for the photos page [00:12] Talk to ya tomorrow [00:12] see ya' tempest [00:12] later tempest [00:12] oh, they're not shrivled...they're engorged with pus. [00:12] or today [00:12] later matt [00:12] Keep searching for that Crystal Castles! Muhahahahha! [00:12] actually [00:12] dp all mine are old or suck and i am also lazy [00:12] butthole.. [00:12] I know you are but what am I. [00:12] ;) [00:12] ;) [00:12] Crystal Castles? Hmmm.... :) [00:12] what are you talking about sothy? [00:12] pics for joe? [00:12] we'll finish that trade tomorrow [00:12] wut [00:12] Sean -I'm looking for CC for the XE [00:12] Tempest: SUuuuuuuuuuuuure we will! [00:13] NOBODY posts old pictures like MayemUK did [00:13] or do you really wanna see pics of my cock'n'balls? [00:13] Mayhem that is [00:13] ya ill send a pic of vgb's infection engorges testes [00:13] lol mayhem [00:13] how funny! he changed so much in only NINE YEARS [00:13] who? [00:13] old pictures? what, was he 12 or something? [00:13] The first picture, this young kid with 80's style glasses and big grin [00:13] mayhem? [00:13] i think so [00:13] The second picture [00:13] *** temp2084 has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:13] Somebody older, heavier, with a broken thumb it seems [00:13] actually i liked him better when he was young [00:14] Matt: What about CC for the 5200? Not interested in that one? [00:14] he looks a little scary now [00:14] where are these photos? [00:14] *lol* broken thumb from playing too many games? [00:14] Sean: No, he doesn't care about that. But I do. :) [00:14] Click on "Photos" [00:14] vgb: http://www.digitpress.com/photos.htm [00:14] Sean: Do you have it? [00:14] where have you been? [00:14] Or are you just teasing? [00:14] wha? [00:14] I've seen the new photo...just not the old ones. [00:14] pass me the coffee, im starting to yawn =P [00:14] Albert: Just busting Matt's balls, but it's no fun since he left. :) [00:14] JOHN has the cc for 5200 last i saw! [00:15] Yeah, that's what I thought. :) [00:15] what there's only one of them DP? [00:15] only one i know of [00:15] I wonder how its control is? Is it finished? [00:15] we had a pic of it in dp46 [00:15] Would have been great with the trakball I bet. [00:15] dp ill scan somethin for ya sunday aight? [00:15] I've just killed 32,000 brain cells - you think I recall dp46? [00:15] it seems finished. it even has some kind of a level editor that we cant figure out [00:15] wait a second...games are the topic of discussion! FINALLY! [00:16] ok sothy [00:16] Really! Pretty damn cool. When are you going to release the ROM? :) [00:16] ask john [00:16] hey, you boys wanna come off some of the 3DO and cd-i protos? [00:16] so Shining Forc- [00:16] grrr [00:16] I have an extra 3DO m2 for trade [00:16] do you? [00:16] DP: If you insist. ;) [00:16] Shining Force-d Intercourse isnt good? [00:16] yeah I have two of them [00:16] oh, that was just for DP? [00:17] ? [00:17] lost me [00:17] *** lurky has joined #vBender [00:17] what are you asking? [00:17] hi scott stilphen [00:17] heh [00:17] I paid big bucks looking for trade [00:17] Stilphen?! Where is that little shit?! [00:17] he just entered [00:17] Hi Scott! [00:17] (I didn't know he was lurky) [00:17] watch, next he'll change his handle [00:17] haha [00:17] wait for it... [00:18] *** lurky is now known as shazbot [00:18] hehehe *loL* [00:18] LOL [00:18] heh [00:18] :) [00:18] damn i'm good [00:18] I am the great ShAzBoT [00:18] (I didn't know he was shazbot) [00:18] *** lhfreak has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:18] I will grant thee no wishes today [00:18] *** shazbot has left #vBender [00:18] LOL [00:18] :o~ [00:18] what an ass head [00:18] hes drunk [00:19] Lheh. [00:19] sothy > custom title? [00:19] RA RA RA [00:19] LIPSTICK MAN-CHILD! [00:19] im trying to think up something about rpgs [00:19] which RPG you like best? [00:19] thanks cafeman [00:20] for what [00:20] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'CUSTOM TITLE by committee ' [00:20] prolly lunar series maybe shininf force [00:20] for saying what i was thinking [00:20] how about charisma 12 :) [00:20] *** fujiman has joined #vBender [00:20] *** legeek has joined #VBender [00:20] Albert: Did you know there was a BOX for Video Life? [00:20] Hi Scott! [00:20] charisma 12? mmmm you sure? [00:21] lo [00:21] no. no i am not. [00:21] welcome SCOTT STILPHEN [00:21] thank you Joe Santulli [00:21] everyone put your hands together for: SCOTT STILPHEN [00:21] *clap* [00:21] lol [00:21] Sean: Two manuals, one on each side of the cart, rubber banded together? [00:21] and howdy, le geek! [00:21] I'll put my hands together...so long as his face is between them! [00:21] * Sothy waves em like he just dont care [00:21] thank you.. [00:21] you're much too kind [00:21] howdy all [00:21] *** fujiman is now known as stonic [00:22] Albert: No, a real box. [00:22] howdy gangster! [00:22] weight@du148075.wb.ptd.net -- kinda gives you away SS [00:22] does this mean i don't get my THREE WISHES? [00:22] Sean: Really? What does it look like? I saw the scan on DP, but there was speculation that it might not be a real box.. [00:23] dp something about rpg's use your drunken powers and make something up [00:23] Only if I get my wish first :) [00:23] Albert: I'm trying to get a scan of it, I'll send it to you when I do. [00:23] * Cafeman hopes stonic's first wish is for the uncut Lee tattoo pic [00:23] i wish for the room of doom. only without the cock roaches. [00:23] Sean: That'd be awesome, I'd love to see what it looks like. I'll probably never have the pleasure of seeing one in person (maybe in the CGE museum some year?) [00:24] the 'uncut' Lee pic?? [00:24] cockroaches! damn thought i photoshpped them out of the pics [00:24] nope they were all over the 32x carts [00:24] Yeah, maybe in the museum next year. [00:24] Un-cropped? [00:24] like, unrated? [00:24] or X-rated? Ha [00:24] PG-13 [00:25] just her bare hiney [00:25] we're putting lee's pictures in the museum next year? dammit you're a smart motherfucker sean [00:25] wasn't that the one posted on the board? [00:25] Joe: Huh? What? Shaddup over there! [00:25] it was cropped by Mr. S [00:26] Punkoffgirl, you got any ass tattoos? [00:26] Mr. S?? [00:26] heh [00:26] lol [00:26] DP [00:26] *lol* nope, no tattoos at all [00:26] WELL, Mr. S?? [00:26] i saw nothing [00:26] haha [00:26] shultz [00:26] you saw *everything* [00:26] like i said, i asked to see the 'other side' of the tattoo [00:26] if you all haven't forgotten, it wasnt frontal =P [00:26] i was utterly denied [00:27] * SeanK tatoos Stonic's face with his fist [00:27] so, am I late for this chat thing? [00:27] LOL [00:27] here they go [00:27] why do all the DP folks want to beat on stonic? [00:27] it was just a matter of time [00:27] LOL [00:27] * stonic cracks SeanK upside his ROMpage skull with a 36" bat [00:27] not "want to beat on"... it's "beat on again" [00:27] He just invites it (and he cries easy) [00:28] so Combat huh? Helluva game, helluva game... [00:28] Didn't I read an account of Philly where one of you threw him down in a van & beat him [00:28] LOL!! [00:28] i think im gonna head to bed before things get bloody.. nite all!!! =) [00:28] Yes you did read that. [00:28] bye punky [00:28] *** SCSIJoe has quit IRC [00:28] and yes, you read that wrong [00:28] NOOOOOOOOOOOO [00:28] punkoff are you really a truck driver? [00:28] im sleepy.. keyboards aren't good to sleep on [00:28] alright girlie girl.... talk to ya soon :) [00:28] Sean got his ears turned into turnips [00:28] truck driver? *lol* no way [00:29] lol [00:29] where'd that come from? [00:29] noooo clue! [00:29] Truck drivers would be in bed already [00:29] punk: Are you the one who was with Will in Philly last year? [00:29] or on the road... [00:29] he got burgered like a pound of meat in a George Foreman grill [00:29] dont be afraid to call in sick tomorrow [00:29] HEYEEEEEEEEE [00:30] stonic: Yeah, yeah...we'll see. Philly is coming all too fast brother. [00:30] *lol* i cant call in sick ill get fired [00:30] yep, i was in philly =) [00:30] When is Philly? [00:30] Oh, so you totally thrashed Sean K? [00:30] his face got more dings than a 37 Chevy [00:30] At PhillyClassic. [00:30] fired!? that place can't OPERATE without you, punkoff [00:30] Oh yeah punk? [00:30] yes at philly classic [00:30] ugh somebody just farted in the store [00:30] Did you make it into any of the philly pics? I was there too btw [00:30] Cafe: Don't listen to his lies. [00:31] probably everyone here was there [00:31] SeanK -- just who the hell are you? :) [00:31] PhillyClassic - also known as Kelly's Last Breath [00:31] oh [00:31] sean kelly [00:31] Heh, I'm soused, its late .. [00:31] Yes, I'm Sean Kelly...and you are?? :) [00:31] I'm ... Cafeman [00:31] heh, I wasn't there [00:31] Oh...I should have guessed. [00:31] make it into any pics? i dunno, i didnt see any that i did [00:31] did u put rum in your mocha? [00:32] This whole time I didn't realize that was you, erm never mind its late [00:32] Stonic puts run in his shorts to attract ants. [00:32] rum even. [00:32] yeah i finally got around to adding some pics tonite [00:32] Cafeman: He's nobody in particular. Just ignore his ramblings [00:32] *lol* [00:32] Sean, I met you (real briefly) at Philly [00:32] Shit, it's probably you Stilphen. [00:33] LOL [00:33] I wanted to meet the man behind the multicart [00:33] I was disappointed ... [00:33] ;) [00:33] the man behind the mullet? [00:33] we all are.... [00:33] nah, he doesn't have a mullet does he [00:34] hey im gonna get my name in a cstrike map! [00:34] Cafe: Well why didn't you stick around a while? [00:34] it just sounded good [00:34] anyway [00:34] nite nite all [00:34] okay, but who ever did? anyone admit to having had a mullet? [00:34] he's got this cauliflower do thing going on.. [00:34] I was at Philly friday and saturday; i didn't know anyone there [00:34] *** punkoffgi has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:34] I had just discovered Digital Press about a few weeks prior [00:34] cafeman, WE met [00:35] nite punk [00:35] night punk [00:35] yes Joe, I remember. You harassed me because I didn't own the "Guide" [00:35] i remember it well. you couldnt WAIT to get away from me [00:35] :) [00:35] yup [00:35] vivid recollections of that night [00:35] Cafe: Oh....now this year you'll get to hang-out with the boys. You should really get your ass out to Vegas though if you want to REALLY mingle. [00:35] I've seen Joe put people down (with like, a punch) for that reason [00:35] we met will berdan and 'punkoffgirl' that night too [00:35] Man, august 11 is my anniversary [00:35] it'll be tough .. we'll see [00:35] yes much more 'mingling' in vegas [00:35] in vegas do they ever have field trips to dig in the desert looking for sealed t.t.'s? [00:35] etys rather [00:36] ET [00:36] take the mrs to VEGAS! [00:36] E FUKIN T [00:36] where's CX2K? Too drunk to type? [00:36] yes, lovely, entertaining VEGAS! [00:36] he's been offline for hours bro [00:36] whadda puff [00:36] CX2K is a shadowy figure on the net [00:36] yeah he said he had to do a manicure or something [00:37] kinda like freakazoid' [00:37] wasn't "toenail night" last Tues? [00:37] underappreciated cartoon [00:37] *** legeek has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:37] IRC is too much internet for John...and for me most of the time. [00:38] is there a night where dp forum people get on irc and clip toenails? [00:38] I very rarely get into chat. I rarely log in to AIM either [00:38] yes, that would be tuesdays [00:38] putting shoes on is too much for you [00:38] DP, do you tend to get hounded on AIM when you are logged in? [00:38] um yes [00:38] use icq [00:38] Not me...I just don't answer anyone. They eventually leave you alone. :) [00:39] Heh. [00:39] That's what I have to do [00:39] LOL [00:39] 14/f/ca thats my favorite message [00:39] ICQ sucks, I get so much damn spam crap through it. [00:39] yeah, even to ME, ya bastard [00:39] *** CX2K has joined #VBender [00:39] sothy > LOL! [00:39] nah, it's a/s/l [00:39] oh the manicure is over [00:39] Dude! I was not there when you msg'd me tonight. [00:40] My ears were burning!!!!!!1 [00:40] I hate it when that happens. [00:40] shadowy figure of the underworld eh [00:40] too much of a coincidence [00:40] spooky [00:40] speak of the devil [00:40] funny how you can have a chat AND AIM open at the same time [00:40] it's like... MAGIC [00:40] devil, that is [00:40] no comment [00:41] lol [00:41] it's Yeungling for me tonight -- you? [00:41] *** CX2K1 has joined #VBender [00:42] Re: speak of the devil [00:42] Damn computer!!!!! [00:42] Dude, just forget about it. That Atari 800 and 300 baud modem just isn't going to cut it. [00:42] Always blame the computer [00:42] * Cafeman hates computers [00:42] Can't rely on these acoustic modems these days. [00:42] * stonic hates SeanK [00:42] :) [00:42] You can always try the 1030 [00:42] LOL! [00:43] would you two fight again? that's always so much fun to watch [00:43] like old ladies fighting with their purses [00:43] Scott decided to use his real name this time huh? [00:43] time & place [00:44] lol [00:44] Just wait for Philly.... [00:44] *** CX2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [00:44] always amusing [00:44] I'm definitely going now [00:44] your ass, your face [00:44] *** CX2K1 is now known as CX2K [00:44] Albert: Going where? You mean there's someplace better to be than here right now? :) [00:44] why dont i have a nemesis yet? [00:44] I'll make a disgrace [00:45] of that Irish two-face :) [00:45] I mean to PhillyClassic. :) [00:45] As long as I get to sign another supple young breast, I don't care how badly sean stomps on Scott. [00:45] Oh....yeah, it'll be a site to see. [00:45] I can't wait for Philly again. New hotel, eh? [00:45] Why, did they burn the last one down? [00:45] looks like I'll have to 'up the ante'.... [00:45] yeah, one of DP's last acts [00:45] Have they confirmed the hotel yet? [00:46] I think so .. hold on [00:46] Who was the guy in here looking to hook-up with the "Intellivision guys" again this year? [00:46] that place was a rat hole [00:46] nothing like the Plaza :| [00:46] LOL [00:46] Hey Man! Watch what you say about THE Plaza! [00:46] just catching up [00:46] Yeah, when are you guys going to move to the Lu> True. I wonder why they don't use a nicer place. Something like the Plaza. :) [00:46] oops, guess they haven't confirmed it yet [00:47] it's confirmed, dont listen to these asses [00:47] when Stilphen is worth $10K on the black market. [00:47] Albert: As soon as AtariAge kicks-in about $25k in sponsorship cash. :) [00:47] that sounds like Tempest, trying to hook up w/intellivision guys [00:47] Sean: No problem! [00:47] SeanK: watch how you're reading :) [00:48] Who should I make that check out to? [00:48] John Hard... er CGE Services. [00:48] CGE Services...write it NOW! :) [00:48] was AlanD in here tonight? [00:48] Send it overnight tomorrow and we'll make you a title sponsor. [00:49] I don't think it was Tempest looking for the Intellivision guys. Someone said they needed to hook-up with them again next year about how "wild" they were. [00:49] Overnight tomorrow? Not like you can cash it until Monday. ;) [00:49] Shit, I've had more laughs at wakes. [00:49] alan was here cafe [00:49] those guys were out of control [00:49] I'll feel better though [00:49] *yawn* [00:49] ok [00:49] he gave away a bunch of stuff in his collection to people who showed up on time to this chat [00:50] I'm on time. Sorta.... [00:50] I know Alan better than that, sorry try again [00:50] ill be busy printing up new labels for 2600 pac man. wanna buy some protos? [00:50] Where did Will go? He's shit-faced passed-out over there isn't he? [00:50] you'll see tomorrow in the transcript! [00:50] i'm NOT joking [00:51] might not have been games, just boxes and manuals [00:51] * stonic rolls eyes [00:51] cut open a genesis cart super glue some edo ram in there...voila! sonic 4 proto [00:51] * Cafeman rolls beer bottle [00:51] * stonic rolls CX2K for his collection [00:52] * Sothy eats the tequila worm [00:52] * DigiPress rolls his own [00:52] Dude, I'll roll your eyeball out of the socket. [00:52] * stonic rolls SeanK's head like a bowling ball [00:52] * SeanK rolls over Stonic with a steal roller [00:53] how much you wanna bet vgb is in a pool of his own piss and vomit [00:53] * stonic rolls over in his F16 as his strafes CX2K's house [00:53] LOL [00:53] Right next to Will. [00:53] You'll never take me alive. [00:53] * Cafeman 's guitar gently weeps [00:53] My wife has orders to detonate my collection should I meet with foul play. [00:54] was wavel here tonight? [00:54] * stonic rolls up a Janey for George H. [00:54] no wavel tonight, hmmm. wonder where he ws [00:54] Long live George (I hate you Sean) [00:54] Who the hell is wavel? [00:54] can you place a charge correctly on a 5200? [00:54] Who the hell is "SCRIBE"? [00:54] Wavelflack [00:54] Anybody have any idea how many Video Life's were made. I've heard conflicting reports. [00:54] check out the forum more often [00:54] he's there every day [00:54] CX2K: Funny you should ask that. [00:54] Shit, I never have time to hang-out in there. [00:54] :) [00:55] You don't have a desk job with the internet at your fingertips then [00:55] try playin mario paint with the super scope some time, good fun. [00:55] * Buyatari wants all the Video Lives [00:55] Cafe: Not quite...I own a convenience store. [00:55] Wow! Just like in Shenmue? [00:55] And I own the phone company. [00:55] Tomato hut, or something? [00:55] Well, not quite yet. [00:55] run by Afghanistan refuges [00:55] sean k do you sell those little bags for "coin collecting" and those glass tubes with the rose in it? [00:56] buyatari: Isn't one enough? [00:56] sothy: No, we're fresh out of those. [00:56] Ok one will do please send [00:57] I thought you just bought one... [00:57] do you sell zig zags but no tobacco? [00:57] No that was the other Buyatari [00:57] oh. o.k. [00:57] Sothy: No, no rolling papers at all. I try to avoid that "element". [00:57] Hmmm... Maybe it was Marco. [00:57] SeanK, is your store called "Quickie Mart" ? [00:57] sean yer missing out on big bucks [00:58] "Quik turn-around Mart" [00:58] also you should carry a large assortment of syringes for the diabetes shoppers [00:58] Cafe: White Hen Pantry. We're only in the midwest and Boston area. [00:58] yeah, none around PA [00:58] we do have Turkey Hills tho [00:58] Close enough. [00:58] I traded Sean a PSX Harry Potter for his Video Life [00:59] hahaha! Yep, I completely screwed Adam on that deal. [00:59] ill trade a video life for the decapitated head of elijah woods [00:59] you have to have a Video Life to trade one [00:59] Tell you what...I'll trade you one for the decapitated head of Stonic. [00:59] well talk about that after hes dead [00:59] Hmmm [01:00] DP, you mentioned once you were interested in a NES game I found .. [01:00] crap can't think of the name --- [01:00] a cat [01:00] child's story [01:00] felix [01:00] nah [01:00] Puss n Boots [01:00] that's it [01:00] Wow...the infamous NES "A Cat"!? I've been looking for that for years. [01:00] is that an adult one [01:00] no [01:01] DP? [01:01] o thats "puss n high heels" [01:01] not to be confused with "puss & ass tattoo" [01:01] hehe [01:01] I think DP is toast. [01:02] Or in AIM...same difference. [01:02] He's downloading New Jersey porn in another window, no doubt [01:02] DP is a scummer [01:02] whats a scummer? [01:02] hahahaha [01:02] One who scums? [01:02] this is all in the transcript boys [01:02] i'll catch up later and dole out retribution [01:02] but do go on [01:02] lol [01:03] Just one window? [01:03] so you are not interested in Puss n Boots then? I don't want it.. [01:03] and.......AND a squeezer [01:04] Oh shit...Stilphen didn't take his medicine again tonight. [01:04] ritalin and viagra [01:05] I should be playing Skies of Arcadia ... [01:05] I gotta beat it before Shenmue II comes in next week [01:05] fuk i need that one [01:05] i refuse to pay 19.90 for it [01:05] i want to find clearance stuff [01:05] *** Revoltor has joined #VBender [01:05] For SOA?! [01:05] well worth it [01:06] walmart put all the dc games on one shelf under the x box stuff unlabeled and piled on eachother so i had the lady open it and scan one they r all still retail price [01:06] Toys R us is like that too [01:06] hello room [01:06] howdy ganagster [01:06] EB and Babbages have good deals; so does best buy [01:06] Hello revolter [01:06] hello Rev [01:07] is this the same cafe man from the GO! boards? [01:07] It must be. hi! [01:07] when i find 2.99 skies of arcadia and grandia 2's im gonna but 100 of each [01:07] RIP [01:07] hey. been a while [01:07] yeah. Where have all the GO's gone? [01:07] the "the next level" [01:08] I'll have to check it out [01:08] ECM still a no return? [01:08] http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board [01:08] ECM pissed off a lot of people [01:08] yeah I know. Hard to believe he could just turn off gaming tho and disappear [01:09] How about the soccer player? Van Stone? he around yet? [01:09] Well whatever. Kodomo posts now and then to back ECM up when they're bashing ECM [01:09] that last week of Go was pretty good reading though at the board [01:10] Everybody was throwing in their 2 cents! [01:10] best message board drama I ever read [01:10] it even got attention on fatbabies [01:10] it still does BTW! [01:10] LOL [01:11] What's the board's opinion on Play? [01:11] I subscribe to 'Bastard Squad'. This month has an article on stomping out punks in and around the windy city [01:11] We have a railroad over there -- EJ&E [01:11] *** spudboy1 has joined #VBender [01:11] some hate it, some love it. Shidoshi thinks it sucks [01:11] then again shidoshi has personal beef with halverson [01:12] I browsed it briefly... no opinion .. seemed like GR to me [01:12] yeah, shidoshi hates Dave [01:12] Dave viewed Shidoshi as a peon [01:12] I haven't seen it. There's no need for magazines nowadays [01:12] zines i like though [01:12] good comeback (ahem) [01:12] :) [01:13] what comeback? [01:13] * DigiPress will be back in 5 mins, sorry [01:13] well im closin up , night [01:13] later [01:13] night [01:13] * VGB is going for some cigarettes [01:13] *** Sothy has quit IRC [01:13] boo [01:13] Just a joke REv, since DP has a 'fanzine' .. never mind [01:13] oh yeah [01:13] i thought about that right after i pressed enter [01:14] heh [01:14] You into classic gaming then? what system(s)? [01:14] pfft. am I? [01:14] hmm [01:14] since i'm an 80's child it's mostly NES onward [01:15] ah, one of those. ;) [01:15] i had a few brusheswith 2600 [01:15] 600 whats that>? [01:15] ET and some tank game [01:15] asteroids too [01:15] great selection. [01:15] the TV was broken too [01:16] I got the 2600 a lot later than my friends did. [01:16] *** Buyatari has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:16] hey, I was in a third world country [01:16] which one? [01:16] i think it was the JR one [01:16] oh country? [01:16] honduras [01:16] lol [01:16] *** Buyatari has joined #VBender [01:16] i got family there [01:17] this was circa '94 [01:17] my fave 2600 game was always River Raid. Any RR fans here? [01:17] Or has everyone passed out? [01:17] Awesome game [01:17] they were all embarrasedto show it to me [01:17] embarassed? because it was pretty old by then? [01:17] hold a sec [01:18] * Buyatari thinks everyone has passed out [01:18] I spent a lot of time playing River Raid. [01:18] I'm not tired, but I have to force myself to bed soon [01:18] yepp [01:18] Caffeine .. my friend, my enemy [01:18] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [01:18] the NES was big then. [01:18] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:18] Most activision games were very well done [01:19] Yes, I agree. River Raid. Enduro. Hero. Pitfall, Pitfall 2. etc [01:19] that's something i learned throuh emulation, Activision rawks [01:19] I didn't care for Boxing [01:19] lol [01:19] they still do [01:19] man, I hope the new activision emus are better [01:19] *** stonic has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [01:19] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [01:19] * DigiPress back [01:20] sorry fellas, having a business conversation with vgb [01:20] wheres the fire and brimstone? [01:20] * SeanK isn't passed out [01:20] *** stonic has joined #vBender [01:20] time to sleep [01:20] LOL! [01:20] hey, willie! [/alf] [01:20] Will's such a WUSS! :) [01:20] *** CX2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [01:20] hey whats going on [01:20] *** spudboy1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [01:21] any good conv's? [01:21] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:21] I love love love River Raid. NEver get tired of it. [01:21] You're drunk Will. [01:21] .me thinks I know what business Joe was speaking of [01:21] SLEEP! [01:21] nah0 [01:21] not drunk [01:21] you *done* drinking will? [01:21] played game on xbox sober now [01:21] I feel that way about pummeling Sean about his headneckfacechest [01:21] nope [01:21] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [01:21] what are you gonna do in philly? go nitey nite in the middle of our competition? [01:21] c'mon, i have high hopes you'll at least be a challenge [01:22] So the xbox is the XBLOXX and the Game Cube is the Gay PUBE whats the PS2? [01:22] hahahahaha you wish [01:22] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:22] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [01:22] Well, good night all [01:22] ok then you're staying up will [01:23] Nite Cagfe [01:23] Good night?? [01:23] nite cafeman! [01:23] later Cafeman [01:23] damn beer.... [01:23] *** Cafeman has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:23] isn't it only like 9pm? [01:23] One day when I find a crapload of money, i'm gonna buy a Ms Pacman/galaga cocktail [01:23] i hate it when you get drunk then dont remember where you put full beer [01:23] Dude, it's like lunchtime. [01:23] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:23] until the next day of course when you kick it over [01:23] bye beloved "dpsurfer" [01:23] wberman; that sucks [01:23] who's revoltor? [01:24] greets, sorry i didnt welcome you earlier! [01:24] i'm really uatu the watcher [01:24] and of course i always step in full beer or dog piss the day after a heavy drimnkin spree [01:24] jus' kidding [01:24] anyone read the story of the guy who died playing psx in the tub [01:24] thats good cause i dont get it [01:24] :) [01:24] Gotta watch out with that random dog piss. [01:24] so who ARE you? [01:25] Well, when you sell *MILLIONS* of PlayStations, it's bound to happen sooner or later. [01:25] i'm nobody really [01:25] aw come on [01:25] Yeah the story was a real SHOCKER [01:25] just an average man in unaverage world [01:25] *** christain has joined #VBender [01:25] did sean kick the snot out of scott yet? [01:26] pfft [01:26] Long ago my man. [01:26] hello christain [01:26] dream on, dp boy [01:26] good morning druken gamers [01:26] i just wondered if he did that again [01:26] or is it DiPpy boy :) [01:26] it's dippy boy if you want it to be [01:26] I'm going to hurt him BAD this year! [01:26] *** captwrong has joined #VBender [01:26] if you prefer to call your master dippy boy, so be it [01:26] they gotta stop playing all those PSone ad's where everyone is playing psones anywhere [01:27] hi hi hi [01:27] greets capitan [01:27] PSone rocks [01:27] that guy prolly said "cool! i'll play while I take a bath!" [01:27] would have stopped by earlier but i had to take care of the drinking part first..just like in a real party [01:27] so what have i missed [01:28] not much [01:28] Well when i die I could only hope to be playing video games [01:28] nothin really, we've been talking about flowers mostly [01:28] ? [01:28] flowers and pretty butterflies [01:28] oh wait that was sean [01:28] Most likely die the old boring way in bed or something [01:28] vfg cx]\' [01:28] oooh...please don't eat the daisys [01:28] yes will, that's right [01:28] there was aguy who had a heart attack while playing halflife [01:29] that was a pretty funny story [01:29] good way to kick bucket [01:29] that would really suck. i hope he finished the level at least [01:29] lol [01:29] * SeanK had a heart attack after playing Circus Atari [01:29] a friend said he was hardcore [01:29] I geuss the other half life was over [01:29] LOL [01:29] rimshot [01:29] i saw a guy die at a harlem globetrotters game once.... that musta sucked [01:29] what, the game? or dying. toss up [01:30] dying has a way of sucking [01:30] no im serious- [01:30] i saw somebody die at the indy 500 [01:30] the guy fuckin died [01:30] that kicks ass to die at a sporting event [01:30] deaths natural [01:30] dying at the globe trotters yeesh at least get trampled at a metal show or something [01:30] ;p; [01:30] I saw someone die after he was hit in the road by a stolen car [01:30] he fuckin keeled over and they took him out in a body bag [01:30] we put all of this drama and mystique around it [01:30] wow [01:30] * stonic will give SeanK a heart attack when he shows up at PC [01:30] but the globetrotters didnt stop [01:31] LOL [01:31] they kept on playing [01:31] I saw a guy die at the front counter in my store once. [01:31] the show must go on ya know [01:31] The show must go on [01:31] they're 'professionals' [01:31] troopers [01:31] what? i never knew that? when? [01:31] i hate it when wrestlers die [01:31] how? [01:31] came across a dead tow truck driver on acid once but its a long story... [01:31] I guess they are dead seroius about basketball [01:31] d'oh [01:31] you never know if it's part of the story [01:31] well the guy wasnt playing basketball [01:31] sorry [01:31] rimshot [01:31] he was a old guy [01:31] Some old guy...walked-up to the front counter with a Sunday newspaper and keeled-over. [01:32] if he was playing i think they woulda stopped [01:32] jesus! [01:32] SeanK: you didn't take your shoes off near him, did you? [01:32] for a moment of silence [01:32] LO! [01:32] L [01:32] L! actually [01:32] Yep, the last day I worked barefoot. Never did it again. :) [01:32] lol [01:32] * DigiPress faints just remembering seans sneakers [01:33] That's the stench of a working man's foot son. I bet your ass smells just as bad. [01:33] hahaah [01:33] well only goes to show I 'm mean the goal of most video games is kill or be killed [01:33] ahahhahahahhhhaha [01:34] they should make a video game about sean's feet [01:34] hey- why the hell no porno games yet!!!!!!!! [01:34] with Smell a vision [01:34] opn the big systems i mean [01:34] what the fuck is up with that [01:34] kinda like a rumble pack with real KICK [01:34] dunno will [01:34] That game would rock! [01:34] 2600 had em..... why not xbox [01:34] CGE2k2 exclusive [01:35] i'd imagine it would be like missile command, but with steamy stench trails instead of missiles [01:35] ya know, politics and ethics aside, general custer wasn't really that bad a game [01:35] xxxbox\ [01:35] yeah triple xbox [01:35] custers revenge? you liked it? [01:35] never played it [01:35] Custers is an awesome game [01:35] got it but it DOA [01:35] just change the names around and the story and it's stilllnot that bad [01:35] great at parties [01:35] Reeboks' Revenge [01:36] i wouldnt say it was BAD, just too simple to be taken seriously [01:36] get back at Sean for fouling your new sneakers [01:36] the porn game market is just waiting to be tapped, just do all the sales online so nobody has to go face a cashier with that stuff [01:36] great for a laugh with people who don't collect [01:36] why most porno games for 2600 seem to be DOA? [01:36] custers revenge just used bad press to help it sell better [01:37] my batchelor party works fine [01:37] no press is really bad press [01:37] ok, now i have ciggs [01:37] a good porno game is like a porno movie with a plot [01:37] not gunna happen [01:37] john holmes, the game [01:37] someone needs to talk to the vivid video girls [01:37] yeah i want to get holmes the game [01:37] good one [01:37] get their fine asses in a game [01:37] I'll tell ya what..."Snow Job" for 3DO was a lot of fun. [01:37] i'd like to get kobe tai as a booth babe next year [01:37] I am sure Holmes would't object [01:37] who needs plot. ACTION ACTION ACTION [01:37] not really porn...but it easily could have been. [01:38] hahahahahahaa yeah he wouldnt [01:38] i dunno i rememberhaving soe ideas not long after the dual shock force feedback thing took off, game porn is gonna be huge one day [01:38] he died playing Colecovision [01:38] you control holmes [01:38] there are some adult titles on playstation ya know [01:38] trying to fuck as many chicks without getting aids [01:38] really [01:38] actually didn't some body have interactive dvd porm that they raised a stink about putting ps2 compatable on the cover [01:38] yeah Joe...what are some of the PSX Ao titles? [01:38] let's see. [01:38] what was the name of that arcade game nicknamed the "boob game" [01:38] Legs in the Air! Amplifiers blowing up! Sean getting thrown out a 20-story window! [01:38] Vivid had interactive porn... [01:38] there's "rock paper scissors", a house favorite [01:39] called "Vivid interactive Body Parts" [01:39] then there's the 'virtual sex' games [01:39] It had two "boobs" instead of a joystick [01:39] Keep talking over there Scottith... [01:39] ahahahah [01:39] saturn has all the porn majong games [01:39] yeah plenty of hentai on saturn [01:39] good night, time to get away from the computer. [01:39] Is that like "Strip Monopoly" [01:39] cya [01:39] albert its only like 9:30pm [01:39] so does the L.A. and the PC-FX and the Marty...and the Neo Geo...etc. [01:40] true...true [01:40] the sun is still up where I am [01:40] mahjong is like complicated poker [01:40] DP: Ha! Okay, I lied. Time to get away from *this* computer, until I turn on my laptop in my bedroom. ;) [01:40] I played xrarted Qix [01:40] with dominos [01:40] yeah [01:40] Whats rated Qix called? [01:40] fantasia [01:40] ok then we'll see you online when you get onto your laptop [01:40] ^ [01:40] fantasia [01:40] and new fantasia [01:41] I played a game called 'Shoot a potato gun at Sean Kelly' The bonus rounds are hilarious! [01:41] LOL [01:41] Yeah, I'll never get any work done tonight! [01:41] work work work [01:41] Oh wait you don't work for me nevermind [01:41] I mean, uhmm, game playing, yeah, that's the ticket. [01:41] damn i havent even eaten yet, what time is it? [01:42] its like 9:31, right? [01:42] almost 2 [01:42] almost 2 [01:42] 9:32? [01:42] damn [01:42] well its alomst 10 somewhere [01:42] time flies [01:42] well, there are "half-timezones" in certain parts of the world [01:43] it's 1:41 am in NYC [01:43] then there's one called "Force 2-month-old yogurt down Sean Kelley's gullet". There's some nasty hidden power-ups in that one... [01:43] It's 5:43 here in Austin [01:43] you're in Austin? [01:43] its 11 in maine [01:43] really should rest up for the flea market trolling tomorrow morning [01:43] just stick around and you won't have to get up early [01:44] Mmmmmmmmmm garage sales [01:44] It's 6:32am here in downtown Ornsburg [01:44] I'm about an hour south of austin...and it's only 12:44 here..hehe [01:44] it's 9:33 here [01:44] bostontime 1 47 [01:44] maine time 1pm saturday [01:44] indy is 1:44 [01:45] ok, wtf? [01:45] I blame Joe [01:45] eh? [01:45] what did i do now? [01:45] wait...maine cant be 1 if its 147 here ah neva mind [01:45] 7:45 [01:45] I lost several hours tonight thanks to you. [01:45] CST is 4:57am, OR 3400 hours left until Sean gets beat down [01:45] am i just completely tossed or what? is everyone making up these times? [01:45] 13:77 last time i check the clock [01:45] aw, it was worth it albert! [01:45] cause right not it's about 3357:339292191881 A.M. [01:45] i'ma turn in. I guess i came a little late [01:45] :) [01:45] anyway it's only 9:34pm [01:45] till next time [01:46] you can still get plenty of this "work" you speak of, done [01:46] *** Revoltor has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:46] ive got 3:45 [01:46] Jak and Daxter, work work work! GTA3! MGS2! MONKEYBALLS! [01:46] oih- 3:46 now [01:46] BTW...MGS2 SUCKS! [01:46] I can't believe how the media fell into the trap of saying how awesome it was. [01:46] mgs2 is your favorite game in the world slaven [01:46] it's clear that none of them had played it through. [01:47] i got a bunch of extra promo boxes for PS2 and xbox games any interest [01:47] mgs2 is my favorite game in the world... [01:47] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o stonic [01:47] it's almost hypnotic how that works. [01:47] *** christain has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:47] Got a Jak and Daxter [01:47] yeah, i'd like some promo stuff [01:47] if you're just getting rid of it. [01:47] jak and dexter... any good? i got that demo [01:47] i'll even pay shipping. [01:47] Haven't played it yet [01:47] A friend of mine, who's usually very critical of everything, says it kicks major ass. [01:48] never even thought to pop it in. just the sound of it... jak an dexter. [01:48] hmm [01:48] it looks pretty fun...but I can't believe how shitty the story in mgs2 was! [01:48] Same guys who did Crash on the PS1 (not the new one that came out on the PS2). [01:48] good reviews from all I have heard [01:48] i hate games with names like that... like "bubba and stix" [01:48] *** SeanK was kicked by stonic (stonic) [01:48] *** SeanK has joined #vBender [01:48] ha ha [01:48] I'll throw the promos in with the 3DO m2 VGB [01:48] *** chritians has joined #VBender [01:48] LOL [01:48] nice try scott [01:48] ok... [01:49] Did he try kicking you, too? :) [01:49] but let's keep that deal as quiet as possible for right now... [01:49] had an attempted burglary here a while back. [01:49] so i'm down playing what i have...hehe. [01:49] Someone here has a gun they are trading [01:49] shoot em [01:50] i've got a few guns...I do live in Texas [01:50] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o SeanK [01:50] my aunt was held up at gunpoint tonight in Houston [01:50] http://homestarrunner.com/main13.html [01:50] *** stonic changes topic to 'Step right up and choke Sean Kelly for a quarter!' [01:50] Not sure how the whole story went...but either my dad shot one of them, or at them...not sure. [01:50] who is Stonic? [01:50] And why does he want to kill Sean? [01:50] lol! [01:51] why not? [01:51] it [01:51] is [01:51] arch rivals [01:51] fun, try it [01:51] He's gay and I won't give-in to his advances. [01:51] lol [01:51] LOL [01:51] I heard it was YOU that advanced Sean...lol [01:51] stop that, luver. Why do you have to be so manly? [01:51] LOL [01:51] One of us has to be... [01:51] Ok was it him who was selling Seans socks on eBay [01:51] yeah remember when sean pulled his pants down and said give it to me stonic? [01:52] I can see Sean right now waxing his bikkini line and chest hair [01:52] and he DID! [01:52] that was funny [01:52] right there behind the Sunoco [01:52] that should be your game [01:52] What? What did Sean do? [01:52] gave me VD [01:52] although Stonic seems like the taker...not really the giver. [01:52] that funny trick you did with scott [01:53] "the disappearing salami" [01:53] oh dude [01:53] Oh...that was supposed to be a secret! [01:53] it's not, there are pictures on our site [01:53] oh.......I thought I was in a private channel! [01:53] sorry, i didn't know [01:53] sorry about that [01:53] damn! my keyboard is all gooey again! damn your sensual language Joe! [01:53] how 'bout them Steelers? [01:53] EWW [01:53] Okay, at least now I have something to dream about. [01:53] later.. [01:53] later Al [01:53] hey wait! [01:53] later man. [01:53] WAIT [01:53] ? [01:53] No, WAIT! :) [01:53] later AA [01:54] sounds more like packer fans to me :) [01:54] it's only 9:37pm [01:54] oh, is aa al? [01:54] backiel? [01:54] no [01:54] no [01:54] Shit, pay Santulli no mind. [01:54] albert now you need to introduce yourself [01:54] * AtariAge slaps Joe with a grandfather clock [01:54] who said that? [01:54] Your hearing voices> [01:54] * DigiPress blocks clock with magical amulets, counters with lawn chair [01:54] * VGB slaps himself with a giant watermellon stuffed with anal lube and craw fish [01:55] * AtariAge summons forth Big Ben, but unfortunately only manages to crush the lawn chair [01:55] * stonic plunks down $5.75 and goes right for Kelly's throat [01:55] * DigiPress steps over debris and delivers punishing blow to back of AA's skull [01:55] * VGB begins to play "red rocket" with the dog down the street [01:55] sounds like a Legends of Wresling comercial [01:56] * stonic runs to the ATM to get more $ [01:56] now on Atari 2600 [01:56] wait i havent used my "finishing move" yet [01:56] eh...that system's over covered. [01:56] *** TheRedEye has joined #vbender [01:56] NEVER [01:56] BLASPHEMER [01:56] howdy redey [01:56] GA! [01:56] red-eye [01:56] * AtariAge foils DP's attack with a +5 helm encrusted with 2600 E.T. carts [01:56] heya (Joe?) [01:57] * VGB begins to lick his own toes while slapping peanut butter all over his lower thighs [01:57] Hi red eye. [01:57] hola [01:57] * stonic notices Sean's neck now looks like a strawberry Twizler [01:57] * DigiPress uses time machine, goes back in time and dstroys +5 helm before it is created, returns and thrusts hot iron through AA's scrotum [01:57] * SeanK is frightened by VGB's antics [01:57] Oooooo [01:57] THAT is very nasty [01:57] all i'm saying is that the other systems are often shadowed by a system that is often inferior to them in specific areas. [01:58] ouch [01:58] Booyah! [01:58] hey vgb, you're in the wrong chat room [01:58] heh? [01:58] the 'i'm a homo who doesnt like atari room' is over there ---> [01:58] you don't think that the innovation that the VCS gets credit for should really go to the Fairchild? [01:59] so where's my goddam virtual hard liquor? [01:59] * stonic borrows DigiPress' time machine to choke Sean Kelly before he broke his neck [01:59] vcs doesnt get credit for innovation, just superiority [01:59] or that the computing components and their rarity take front seat to the basic processing power of the Bally? [01:59] yeah, I don't think anyone looks back at the VCS as a technical marvel. It just...had games. Lots of games. [01:59] the bally wasnt supported by its era, you cant blame the present for that [01:59] oh, but all the time, the general masses look at my collection and almost always exclaim "wow, you even have 'the atari'"...makes me wanna puke [02:00] Good Night. And yes, I know it's only 9:39pm so don't say it. [02:00] *** nixon66 has joined #vbender [02:00] hurrah it's nixon [02:00] no, it's not 9:39 [02:00] I'm pretty sure its creators do, Red Eye :) [02:00] I had 40 arcades and all i heard was wow you havePac man [02:00] shit [02:00] heh... [02:00] it's 9:40 [02:00] you forgot, i went back in a time machine a lil bit ago [02:00] Oh, then I guess I don't have to go yet. [02:00] *** NE1469 has joined #VBender [02:00] i "fixed" time so it's actually 8:00 and we're just getting started [02:00] *** NE1469 is now known as NE146 [02:01] yup, time to crack open your first beer! [02:01] hahahaha [02:01] plop your quarter down, NE146 and come on in! [02:01] hey, while I'm talking to the Atari experts here, I have a 2600 I picked up with a "PROMO ONLY - NOT FOR RESALE" thing imprinted on the underside. is this, like...anything special at all? [02:01] Don't I wish. [02:01] great we get fress stuff for being on time then [02:01] heya stonic [02:01] RedEye: Not as uncommon as you might think. [02:01] no its garbage send it to me for disposal [02:01] * VGB surgically implants velcro to the underside of his scrotum and jumps balls first into a giant blender filled with lent balls in the hope of catching the single water balloon actually filled with unborn cat fetuses. [02:02] : / [02:02] *** NE146 has quit IRC (Leaving) [02:02] ah well, $15 for a working atari is good. [02:02] cant blame him really [02:02] * VGB plops down last empty beer can. [02:02] had all the stuff with it [02:02] I didn't say it was that common. :) [02:02] *** NE146 has joined #vBenDer [02:02] VGB...I told you to quit attaching velcro to your scrotum. [02:02] 15 is a STEAL [02:02] but it was surgical! [02:02] sergical? [02:02] sirgucul [02:02] surgical. [02:02] i stole $15 once [02:02] Its the attaching and reattaching he gets off on [02:02] * stonic takes a rusty bed frame and smashes it across Sean's back [02:02] sorgucal [02:03] i'm gonna stumble outside for a smoke. [02:03] What, is this a smoke free chat room? [02:03] LOL [02:03] dammit slaven that'll kill ya [02:03] sow how does this SK thing work? Does it have to be a choke? [02:04] * stonic picks up a 3'x5' mirror and "crowns" Sean Kelly with it [02:04] * DigiPress fires pistol at vgb's cigarette, knocks cigarette out of hand and also knocks hand off of arm [02:04] * VGB stumbles across the room toward the door when his now velcroed scrote catches onto his circa 1988 Op wallet and somehow forces 7 quarters down his dick hole, causing him to squirt blood for nearly 20 feet...a new record. [02:04] Al: No, these wusses aren't allowed to smoke in their own homes. [02:04] * captwrong lites up another camel [02:04] sean you just can't smell the smoke past your sneakers [02:04] Sean: Really. I'm surprised they're even allowed to log into IRC! [02:04] cause it's the second worst smell a house can have [02:05] first is cat jizz. [02:05] *** stonic changes topic to 'Beat Sean Kelly with any common household object- all for a quarter!!' [02:05] hey now...i quit smoking in MY home because i don't like the way it smells... [02:05] oh no that's third [02:05] And I guess Joe knows about that! [02:05] They won't be anymore when their wives find the xrated pics of Sean and Stonic on the hard drive [02:05] seans feet is first [02:05] so don't group me with the kiddies... [02:05] i just came back from a camel break...never smoke indoors its just a personal choice besides it makes me take the dog out [02:05] besides, i have blood driping from my penis...i'm a little preoccupied. [02:06] ahh...the neighbors don't like it when i take naked somke breaks outside [02:06] Ahhh...the dog can shit on the floor. I'm smoking inside! :) [02:06] * stonic shoves Sean's head into a microwave and pushes the "turkey" button [02:06] yiks [02:06] ever see those ebay auctions whre they say from a "smoke free home" [02:07] yeah but i like that saying [02:07] thats big with beanie baby auctions [02:07] yeah who wants a stuffed bear with a pack a day habit [02:07] *** r0ni has joined #vbender [02:07] *** AtariAge2 has joined #VBender [02:07] wasted [02:07] too bad they can't find beanie babies from a white trash free home [02:07] atariage2? [02:07] kthnx [02:07] Yeah, I got booted off the damn server [02:07] ciggs will turn your snes from grey to puke yellow brown i have heard [02:08] r0ni's wasted. I told him he'd fit right in. [02:08] hell ya [02:08] TRE is my hero [02:08] Actually, I jumped into my Delorean so I could kick your ass as you stepped through your time machine. [02:08] that's why i don't let my snes smoke [02:08] * SeanK blows a puff of smoke into the bag with his beanie babies before sealing it. [02:08] *** AtariAge has quit IRC (ircd.east.gblx.net irc.east.gblx.net) [02:08] *** AtariAge2 is now known as AtariAge [02:08] Is that fad over yet [02:08] I think so...pretty much anyway. [02:08] Blowing puffs of smoke? [02:09] yeah but i had already stepped through a different time machine and killed john delorean as an infant before that [02:09] my snes has enphazema [02:09] I have an SNES cure [02:09] fortunately i keep a time machine in pretty much every era i travel through [02:09] * stonic plays 'Total Recall', and jams a grill tong up Sean's nose [02:09] Bronkie game [02:09] the Beanie Babies fad is over. The Famicom games made by Sachen fad is here. [02:09] Man, and time travel seems so clean in Star Trek movies. [02:09] it sucks to have to insert carts through a tracheotomy hole [02:09] yeah fuck the consequences. i just wanna kill bad people before they're grown up [02:10] hey, is computer entertainer newsletter tough to come by? [02:10] and i go stepping on butterflies all the time in the so called "past" [02:10] i love sachen [02:10] i hate your colorz [02:10] Then I guess you must own 500 copies of every ULTRA ER+++++ game out there! [02:10] keepin the colored man down! [02:10] *** nick4184 has joined #VBender [02:10] At least, that'd be my first priority if I had a time machine. [02:10] * TheRedEye just mentions sachen so someone goes "Sachen? What's that?" and forces him to paste the URL to his ultra cool charity auction [02:10] my vec stinks of smoke but i love it anyways [02:10] what does ER+++++ mean? [02:10] It means there are too many hosers on eBay. [02:10] I can't believe that you all are still here [02:11] hey i'm pretty bad, you missed me [02:11] sorry, i use the thinking man's 1-10 scale [02:11] Sachen? What's that? [02:11] * stonic duct-tapes Sean's nuts to a blender and selects "whipped" [02:11] this channel sux [02:11] period. [02:11] I do too, but ULTRA ER+++++++ sounded much better than 10. [02:11] ok, so nobody knows about computer entertainer news letter? [02:11] why nixon, I'm so glad you asked. http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1305068264 [02:11] isn't sachen a game developer? [02:11] I don't, VGB [02:11] le great sachen? [02:11] too many canadians on ebay? [02:11] digi: yeah, I'm selling 18 of their Famicom carts [02:11] sachen rulez j00 [02:12] too many canadians period! [02:12] I spent a lot of money getting Sachen stuff to get the roms dumped, I'm trying to make as much back as I can [02:12] where's that redeye? on ebay? [02:12] shipping from Taiwan is murder [02:12] * stonic slams r0ni's face in a toaster oven [02:12] dude why you sellin off my famicom games? [02:12] yeah, here's the URL again: http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1305068264 [02:12] true dat [02:12] hahaha, i'm invincable [02:12] * VGB shoves vat of liquid nitrogen on roni [02:12] But you can't spell for shit [02:13] * stonic puts Sean's hands in a waffle iron [02:13] as an extra added bonus, the auction description is about the length of your average novel, filled with fun facts! [02:13] mmm waffles! [02:13] * VGB gets syrup ready [02:13] ya really it's r0ni biznitch [02:13] is it breakfast time already? [02:13] actually, DP, I have lots of European (regular NES) Sachen games to add to the guide [02:13] oh, i just thought you misspelled your name [02:13] lame, kthnxbye [02:13] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o SCRIBE [02:13] *** r0ni has left #vbender [02:14] wow i'm really gonna miss him *sob* [02:14] touchy! [02:14] heh. [02:14] he had so much to offer [02:14] *** nixon66 has left #vbender [02:14] * VGB starts to clean off lube from poker that was soon to be heated and shoved up roni's ass. [02:14] he went to go smoke [02:14] ha ha! [02:14] * stonic puts an egg beater in r0ni's mouth. "Mashed tongue, anyone?" [02:15] ooh tongue? is it breakfast already? [02:15] almost.... [02:15] No, it's only 8:15 [02:15] pm [02:15] *** kevtris has joined #vbender [02:15] * Buyatari thinks stonic is Actually Stonic Cold Steve Austin [02:15] yay, it's kev [02:15] yeah i'm gonna need to go back in time again and fix it to 8pm [02:15] *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat Dec 08 02:15:57 2001