Session Start: Fri Oct 17 19:00:00 2003 [19:00] Cubs = chumps? :p [19:00] uhh you broke my computer dude [19:00] those guys in the crows were shot by the mafia [19:00] PoG: oh I know... though I had planned on moving out before I was 30 now =| [19:00] crowd [19:00] the baseball mafia [19:00] yap [19:00] quit yappin [19:00] go Mariners? [19:00] The Counting Crows? Oh...CROWD...yep...sorry [19:01] Sothy: so you're moving again? [19:01] i walked up to get some smokes and brought back cool stuff from the thrift store [19:01] wooo someone came bearing gifts at work [19:01] yap [19:01] sothy, got your stuff today, thanks [19:01] *** Oobgarm has joined #vbender [19:01] gun cleaning patches? LOL [19:01] yo yo yo [19:01] sothy, why? [19:01] probably sunday if my bastard friend will come pick me up [19:01] yo dustin [19:01] where you headed to now sothy [19:01] Dp ya you need those [19:01] good just in case [19:01] hoedy ho, ranger Joe [19:01] into the desert no doubt heh [19:01] OoOoOoOObgarm! [19:01] sothy sends me some game stuff, and there's "extras" in it... [19:01] Brians gettin a job in Chicago [19:01] one of the extras is [19:02] a BRAND NEW, UNOPENED [19:02] get outta here [19:02] tiem to move on [19:02] oobgarm: your avatars are a constant source of disturbance to me [19:02] bag of "gun cleaning patches" [19:02] bwahahaha [19:02] now im gonna go have to move in with them, hahahahahaha [19:02] *** kai123 has joined #vbender [19:02] woo! new high bidder! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3247208442 [19:02] actually they were opened but i didnt use many [19:02] hello kai [19:02] video games. [19:02] opened even [19:02] howdy [19:02] oi [19:02] *** nesuser2 has joined #vbender [19:02] ahhh [19:02] greets [19:02] wb nesuser [19:02] thanks perkar [19:03] i sent you a PM =) [19:03] hey dp [19:03] now I need another $20 in my paypal to cover costs, lol [19:03] i forgot how to change my name here [19:03] i got it [19:03] oooh this is like a royal rumble of chat and drunkeness [19:03] butta: "/nick whatever" [19:03] ./nick [19:03] who's next? [19:03] do / then nick [19:03] word life yo ya motha [19:03] like your name, fool [19:03] *** Sothy changes topic to 'Official Home of the DP Virtual Bender, Friday, October 17th - 7pm EDT | Home of the drunken video game player! your mom' [19:03] some fuckin prick stole butta [19:03] haha [19:03] only one drunken player? [19:03] okay, how messed up is that? [19:03] We're working on it, Mat [19:03] i couldn't change to tubgirl *lol* [19:03] *** Sothy changes topic to 'Official Home of the DP Virtual Bender, Friday, October 17th - 7pm EDT | Home of the drunken video game playas! your mom' [19:03] i can only stay for 15 minutes:( [19:04] better? [19:04] where's my ops at [19:04] supabutta: well why you think I'm MayhemUK? Efnet has LOTS of people... [19:04] yea i know [19:04] I will be revealing the meaning of life in: 20 MINUTES [19:04] coulda been M@yh3M [19:04] half the time its butta, the other half i get this crap [19:04] ya, all my regular mirc nicks are taken [19:04] funny, no one's ever used my name [19:04] i never have a problem with Perkar [19:04] hah [19:04] well, i did on one occasion [19:04] i was pissed too [19:05] thats why you should take a name from an obscure netherland cosmetic company [19:05] it's so common tho Pog. [19:05] * MayhemUK has the problem that his nick is rather popular on many IRC servers! [19:05] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'Where's the pizza' [19:05] mmm pizza [19:05] Mmmmm, pizza. [19:05] yes, mmmm [19:05] i had chicken shack for dinner tonight... mmmm chicken shack [19:05] you need chicken...... [19:05] Outta me head, Perkar. [19:05] i had gyros [19:05] i smell [19:05] perkar.....don't copy...... [19:05] hehe [19:05] chicken SHACK? ouch! [19:05] is that liek pizza hut but more decrepid and without pizza [19:05] isn't that natural, butta? [19:05] i typed after you but dont copy [19:05] yes sir it is [19:05] nesuser2: heh [19:05] There's a place round here that does ranch chicken pizza...YUM. [19:05] had chicken tonight [19:05] well a hut is better than a shack [19:05] Johnny Turbo declares that Da Vinci's Notebook - Ballad of the Sneak is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 2m12s as the DJ plays this for the 5 time now! [19:05] hmmmm [19:06] hut owns shack [19:06] I feel like chicken tonight. [19:06] anyone ever have a BLT pizza? damn those are nasty [19:06] I prefer BBQ chicken pizza to ranch... [19:06] i had a pizza with bacon once [19:06] * MayhemUK thinks of Oobgarm imitating a chicken pose [19:06] they didnt even cook the bacon [19:06] although Pepperoni and Jalepeno is my favorite [19:06] tomatoes on ANYTHING = barf [19:06] im gonna open a resturaunt called weiner bungalow [19:06] fuckin disgusting [19:06] anybody wanna bid on my auctions? [19:06] :) [19:06] Hawaiin pizza: ham and pineapple! [19:06] PoG: so you don't have pizza then? :p [19:06] nes: got anything neo-wise? :D [19:06] pineapple is gross on pizza then too [19:06] nesuser you selling vicadin and big tittied whores then ya [19:06] no, tomato sauce is one thing [19:06] ag, no [19:06] i wish [19:06] heh [19:06] NOE GOE 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4 [19:06] WHOLE pieces of tomatoes are another thing entirely [19:06] * punkoffgi vomits [19:06] haha [19:06] haha [19:06] Noe...goe? [19:07] romz rul dewd [19:07] BUTTA IS HRADCROE [19:07] hahaha [19:07] wooooo [19:07] raw tomatoes are like.. aborted fetuses [19:07] ... [19:07] topic that [19:07] punkoffgi: now i'm gonna vomit [19:07] thanks [19:07] OMFG ROMZZZZ ON XBOCKS ASL? [19:07] i wouldn't go that far [19:07] Wha....? I *love* tomatoes [19:07] lol [19:07] I eat 'em like apples! [19:07] eeeew [19:07] but i will say, i'm not a tomato fan [19:07] 14/f/ca wanna hold ur penizs [19:07] vegetable or fruit? [19:07] so we've already one person vomiting... and she isn't even drunk yet ;) [19:07] Sorry, but you're not my friend anymore Earl! You have now joined "them" in "them vs us" [19:07] (7:11pm) (punkoffgi) raw tomatoes are like.. aborted fetuses ... (7:11pm) (PDfossils) I eat 'em like apples! [19:07] is everybody cool if i have to leave.......so i log all the action? [19:08] :[ [19:08] MY WAAAARRR...you're one of them! [19:08] *lol* [19:08] that should be the topic, it is the topic in my world [19:08] *** Perkar changes topic to '(7:11pm) (punkoffgi) raw tomatoes are like.. aborted fetuses ... (7:11pm) (PDfossils) I eat 'em like apples!' [19:08] Johnny Turbo declares that Bob and Tom - DaVinci's Notebook - Internet Porn is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 2m36s as the DJ plays this for the 16 time now! [19:08] LOL!!! [19:08] funny thing is... I like cooked tomatoes, but I don't like raw tomatoes at all [19:08] hmmm guess so [19:08] * punkoffgi falls out of chair [19:08] tomato and onion slices with salt and pepper are the shiznazzle [19:08] * MayhemUK is weird :p [19:08] heh heh heh [19:08] Mat, I'm ALMOST the same way [19:08] "(punkoffgi) raw tomatoes are like.. aborted fetuses" you been in my shack again POG [19:08] nesuser, we'll have it all logged [19:08] except i can't eat any tomoatoes that still look like tomatoes [19:08] but feel free [19:08] cool [19:08] * Oobgarm eats a cookie [19:09] I can't actually eat cooked tomatoes at all [19:09] I'll eat diced raw, but not cooked. ick. [19:09] tomatos sauce shaped into tomato shapes is nice [19:09] Hey! Oobgarm's got cookies! [19:09] that's like a slimy spidery sponge of sick [19:09] and what exactly is tomato PASTE? [19:09] it has horse in iot [19:09] well.... [19:09] I have cookies too. I like those refrigerated ones you buy & just have to put on a cookie sheet. [19:09] juicy tomato juice [19:09] tomato cookies? [19:09] Mine are peanut butter cup chips mmmmmmmmm [19:09] I just got me some Fudge Stripes. [19:09] yes! and dont cook it, eat it from the package [19:09] sadly I have to depart... least I got to take part a little bit this time... see you guys and gals around [19:09] tomato paste is like deydrated sauce... or congealed blood [19:10] later Mayhem [19:10] Bye Mat!! [19:10] later mayhem [19:10] you know what's great? Poutine [19:10] POG just said those three little words that mean so much..."peanut" + "butter" + "cup" [19:10] see ya mat [19:10] *** NE146 has quit IRC (ircd.servercentral.net irc.blessed.net) [19:10] piece on ya Mayhem [19:10] Poutine is delicious [19:10] I'm in love! [19:10] POUTINE! [19:10] *** MayhemUK has quit IRC (Quit: Chaos in all ya life) [19:10] is that French? [19:10] I love it!! [19:10] yep [19:10] Heather burnt a plate of cookies the other day and threw them away i ate them anyway [19:10] poontang [19:10] *** kaine1 has joined #vbender [19:10] haha [19:10] I had the REAL deal when we went to Montreal last year :) [19:10] look it's..it [19:10] Mmm tasty stuff [19:10] hi all! [19:10] sup [19:10] 'it's...Kaine!!! (fireworks explode) [19:10] 'lo kaine [19:11] it's finely grated potatoes put onto cheesecloth and rolled into balls w/ meat in the middle. just a bit bigger than your fist. Turns into potato gelatin. Eaten with sugar. YUM! [19:11] *tosses cig to kaine* [19:11] Johnny Turbo declares that Davinci's Notebook - I Wish I Were A...... is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 4m25s as the DJ plays this for the 16 time now! [19:11] hahahha, at kid [19:11] rolled into balls...surefire flavor [19:11] What? [19:11] *catches and lights [19:11] yo Joe [19:11] That's not poutine! [19:11] You forgot the cheese curds! [19:11] ...it's Maritime Poutine. [19:11] *lol* that explains it [19:11] it's not fries/gravy/cheese [19:11] * supabutta local gamestop has 9.99 psx games [19:12] oh shit [19:12] everything tastes better if its shaped like balls [19:12] i got my EB interview tommorrow, whee [19:12] FANTA SHOKATA [19:12] meatballs [19:12] oh no [19:12] *** NE146 has joined #vbender [19:12] anything good butt? [19:12] gonna work at EB, eh [19:12] *butta, ha [19:12] Sothy, anything left to drink in the fridge? [19:12] hahaha, no i didnt even read the titles of the games [19:12] *** PhosphorD has joined #vbender [19:12] another PDF! [19:12] ack! [19:12] bloody murder! [19:12] There's two of 'em! [19:12] there can be only one [19:12] twice as nice :) [19:13] I wish I were a deer, 'cause if I were a deer we could play out in the forest... till you shot me by mistake. Then you could cut me into steak with a touch so sweet and gentle, leave my head up on the mantle, hanging in the upstairs hall..... [19:13] Screwface has two heads [19:13] charlie! alpha! tango! [19:13] pog more kahlua [19:13] charlie is a good wrestler [19:13] hahahahahahaha [19:13] ill get on it in a little maybe [19:13] sothy, you can come live with me if you bring it with you [19:13] and a good game store owner [19:13] I don't want to be a deer, after all [19:13] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'eep' [19:13] you were right about the chocolate milk thing i had seizures later [19:13] LOL [19:13] probably insulin shock [19:14] i neglected to leave the house today [19:14] so i only have one beer left in the fridge =\ [19:14] an early start, eh? [19:14] *** PDfossils has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [19:14] canada? [19:14] ... oh hey, I got a pear! [19:14] when did that happen? [19:14] i only had two! [19:14] one i had with dinner [19:14] hehe [19:14] * Kid_Ice visits the fridge [19:15] oh wait, i did leave the house today [19:15] pass me a beer to please? [19:15] i went and picked up the matrix display we had at my work [19:15] you're not old enough kaine [19:15] bbl [19:15] my avatar is a 457 mb avi of yoku sung chi doing the venezulan nut smash on horichi kaminaka in 1993 it was epic . oh i found stadium events for 3 dollars [19:15] here's a juice box [19:15] *** nesuser2 is now known as nesuser2_ [19:15] the matrix display is ENORMOUS... it's like 6' tall [19:15] grrr [19:15] i barely fit in my truck [19:15] um..thanks uncle butta [19:15] *** nesuser2_ is now known as nesus_bbl [19:15] it [19:15] hmm, i wonder if i can find a pic of it [19:16] Johnny Turbo declares that Davinci's Notebook - Title of the Song is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 4m25s as the DJ plays this for the 14 time now! [19:16] like the ones at BBV? [19:16] that wasn't hard [19:16] http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3355693761 <-- that's what i got [19:16] look at the dude in the picture. haha [19:16] So, what's everyone want for Christmas? [19:16] you pog [19:16] NGage [19:16] haha [19:16] Ngage... hahahahaha [19:17] :9 [19:17] :( [19:17] * AdamG projectile vomits on his store's NGage Interactive [19:17] hey achika! [19:17] hi [19:17] LOL [19:17] lolololol [19:17] i tried playing with the ngage at gamestop... [19:17] sothy, you might have to fight willie first [19:17] couldn't get it working after a solid minute [19:17] so i turned away disgusted [19:17] ours crash regularly [19:17] damn im all out of gun cleaning cloths too [19:17] i got the ngage to work when i tried it [19:17] especially when attempting bluetooth connections [19:17] but i didnt enjoy it much [19:17] too many buttons [19:17] indeed [19:17] if it wasn't in that store display [19:18] yeah, that thing is FUGLY [19:18] i wouldn't have been able to hold onto it and play [19:18] i couldn't figure the ngage out myself [19:18] at the same time [19:18] TACO TACO TACO [19:18] * achika doesn't think the ngage is THAT bad [19:18] for $300... that thing better give me periodical oral too [19:18] * achika blushes [19:18] haha [19:18] I will get one when they are $20 [19:18] clearanced out [19:18] i once ditched school in junior high by sitting on my neighbors roof with a tiger electronic sonic the hedgehog game i could play ngage [19:19] * Oobgarm farts at Sothy for no specific reason [19:19] I did a similar move, only with a Tiger Mega Man 2 game [19:19] woo I just scored 2 more computers [19:19] ::rocker:: [19:19] *** PhosphorD has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [19:19] it's playable, but i don't see how you can hold onto it and press buttons at the same time [19:19] * Kid_Ice returns from the fridge, triumphant [19:19] you ever dip cookies in beeer [19:19] fig newtons [19:19] fruit and cake [19:19] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'Pull up a barstool and pass the peanuts, it's vbender time!' [19:19] fig newtons in the fridge? [19:19] any good? [19:19] achika: game comps or PCs? [19:19] you ever replace water in cookie recipe with beer [19:20] meaning of life: fig newtons [19:20] no, but i've made beer bread! [19:20] there's water in cookies? [19:20] strawberry newtons [19:20] lol "Talking Computron" [19:20] and a Apple SE [19:20] i just plop some cookie dough on a platter and cook [19:20] *** PDfossils has joined #vbender [19:20] once again, I don't know what works [19:20] Gah [19:20] hmm, I should sell my Apple IIc... if it weren't so fricken heavy [19:20] someone just came into my office to give them to me [19:20] thrift store had a boxed commodore 128 for 90 bux i was like gg [19:20] DigiPress, pm:) [19:20] It's nearly 100 lbs. w/ the monitor [19:21] Johnny Turbo declares that Gackt - Kimi no Tameni Dekiru Koto is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 4m17s as the DJ plays this for the 22 time now! [19:21] ? [19:21] ?? [19:21] ??? [19:21]         [19:21] ??? [19:21]         [19:21]         [19:21]         [19:21]         [19:21] !! [19:21] hah! [19:21] OMG [19:21] OMFG [19:21] not the blocks! you're hurting me [19:21] STFU [19:21] WTF? [19:21] ASL? [19:21] * PDfossils snickers [19:21] FEAR COLOR [19:21] Johnny Turbo gonna shoot AdamG in the fuckin face [19:21] AARP? [19:21] 8/f/tx [19:21] haha [19:21] brb [19:21] woot [19:22] Teh colors are messin' up my IRC client here...hmmm [19:22] awww, not a Gackt fan, Sothy? [19:22] BYOB [19:22] Adam, why does that keep coming up? [19:22] i just hadnt threatened to shoot anyone in the face for awhile [19:22] POG: it's my mp3 player, embedded in mIRC [19:22] I think it's a jukebox sorta thing [19:22] hey pog i thought you were working until 10? [19:22] Ah [19:22] * supabutta bukkakes sothy [19:22] ... [19:22] MY EYES [19:22] * Sothy slaps it to tha ground [19:22] I was supposed to, but I'm sick. I had to leave work early last night. [19:22] they burn [19:22] aww [19:23] Sothy: i prefer punching people in the throat [19:23] Dp just burned you yo [19:23] Yeah, it figures. I get sick on my weekend off [19:23] * Kid_Ice puts on CD in machine...guess and win prize [19:23] sorry POG, I meant to send the bag-o-influenza to Sothy.... [19:23] Chimpmunks Christmas? [19:23] Vanilla Ice [19:23] ace of base! [19:23] SO.................. [19:23] well, it didn't come to me. my illness comes from the other end. [19:23] Andrew W.K. [19:23] no one close [19:23] who drinks what [19:23] ... [19:23] i am armed with bud ice [19:23] i'm a molson boy [19:23] i drink beer [19:24] eneme-o-influenza? [19:24] sothy drinks semen i hear [19:24] i have a pepsi a cupcake and my new night rider read along book [19:24] *** Needle has joined #vbender [19:24] Smirnoff Triple Black [19:24] XXX [19:24] butta eats pig hymen [19:24] oi needle [19:24] sup needle [19:24] schlitz bitzch [19:24] haha [19:24] yo [19:24] I drink... uh, Jolt. Stupid alergies [19:24] whoa.... people [19:24] jolt [19:24] *** NE146 is now known as IdLLogger [19:24] clear fluids [19:24] welp time to head home [19:24] laterz [19:24] i am currently without alcohol. this will need to change soon [19:24] no one guessed...it's Nirvana's bleach...congrats on losing 5 boxed Genny games [19:24] later idlogger dude [19:24] Alcohol = knives stabbing stomach. Caffeine = no pain [19:24] See ya logger. [19:25] therefore... Jolt [19:25] * Oobgarm lets dog into house [19:25] Kid_Ice: negative creep \m/ [19:25] nirvana [19:25] nirvarna [19:25] ah, I know absolutly zero nirvana [19:25] I would have lost [19:25] * PDfossils moves rug, opens hatch, goes down, gets eaten by grue [19:25] another contest later from the kid [19:25] *** DPgDanAVC has joined #vbender [19:25] however, whoever knows what band does "Science Genius Girl" gets 5 points of respect [19:25] i have two contests ready... where's my co-host sniderman [19:25] Dan! [19:25] ola [19:25] hi dan [19:26] oh boy [19:26] yes it's me Dan Iacovelli aka ace mcloud [19:26] i still have the shizzle i won from some other contest here [19:26] do these contests involve, by any chance, putting foreign objects in strange orifices? [19:26] evil dead vhs [19:26] ROCK [19:26] yay [19:26] uhh...no [19:26] needle: usually, yes [19:26] cool! I can win then [19:26] fantastic. I'll go get the pliers. [19:26] actually, in kid_ice's orifices [19:26] freezepop? [19:26] here is another word that rhymes with shame [19:26] or is that orifi? [19:26] hehe [19:26] so whats the news [19:26] fame [19:26] use Google, Perkar? [19:26] :D [19:26] David Bowie? [19:27] yes =P [19:27] bwa ha ha [19:27] cheater [19:27] blame [19:27] came [19:27] btw: in case some you didn't know VGS is set for july 17th,2004 [19:27] VGS? [19:27] plug [19:27] Video game summit [19:27] Video Game Summit [19:27] vagina goo sensational [19:27] sniper y u gatta crazy name i kill u [19:27] thats your first and last plug mister iacovelli :) [19:27] location? [19:27] eww [19:28] lombard,il [19:28] i'll do plenty of promoting for you, i promise [19:28] hmm [19:28] its ok achika its sensational [19:28] lombard is close [19:28] sothy's right [19:28] what's that line.. pussy hairs lookin' like some sour cream dip? [19:28] adam your were there alreday rember [19:28] yipes [19:28] lombard... is that next to cornstalk, il? [19:28] y pog hats my best line [19:28] impresses chix [19:28] ...sure it does [19:28] i think it's from an eminem song [19:28] near villa park [19:29] ... [19:29] BRB...work calls [19:29] I think you think I'm a different Adam [19:29] yes, villa park... where almost ANYTHING can happen, and often does [19:29] brb [19:29] *** punkoffgi has quit IRC [19:29] god hostess cup cakes are the best thing ever i could eat hundreds but they only give u 2 :( [19:29] Johnny Turbo declares that The Nails - 88 Lines About 44 Women is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 4m49s as the DJ plays this for the 8 time now! [19:29] hey joe, I still have those 7 left over dp guides [19:29] you know what else is good, is the ho-hos. [19:30] * Kid_Ice listens to "About a Girl" instead [19:30] wow. they didnt go over too well huh? [19:30] ya theyre ok [19:30] they come in packs of three too, so after eating too, instead of disappointment... you get a whole nother ho. [19:30] I don't have a DP guide yet. [19:30] I'll take one! LOL [19:30] nor do i =\ [19:30] I have one, thanks DP! [19:30] me either [19:30] i fot 4 and 5 and 7 [19:30] hooray Pico games! [19:30] 4 and 5 are signed [19:30] as soon as joe hurrys up and dies ill ebay the dp gudes for CASH [19:30] I'll be selling them at the show next year [19:31] okie dokes [19:31] then who will run this forum genius? [19:31] so that makes you a sponsor [19:31] skatpunk [19:31] w00t [19:31] the Mighty Magnor [19:31] *** DPgDanAVC is now known as DanAVC [19:31] ack [19:31] Jet [19:31] hurry up and die? [19:31] haha [19:31] theaveng [19:31] Blake [19:32] how about that last jackass i banned [19:32] robsterman [19:32] Joes a robot anyway [19:32] NOOOOOOO [19:32] Which guy [19:32] no, I've seen him [19:32] damn, i've missed bannings already? thats what i get for trying to be fashionably late. [19:32] that guy who posted in battlezone once [19:32] I'm currious, who was robotnick in alterego fourm [19:32] a sexual robot made from the passion of twelve filipino prostitutes [19:32] i didnt even warn him. i just banned him [19:32] oh, that guy that said. Asshole. [19:32] You're far too ready with that answer, Adam [19:32] twelve is a lot of sucky sucky [19:32] mmmm filipino prostitues [19:33] was it a new guy or an alter ego [19:33] brb [19:33] the "I hate everything" kid? [19:33] PDF: I get random when I don't have the ability to edit my posts [19:33] yeah that one [19:33] I think Citizenwhite said it was a schoolmate [19:33] yeah, that guy ruled [19:33] yep [19:33] or in anycase, SOMEONE said it was a school mate [19:33] he is my favorite banned member [19:33] woo wee [19:33] what a huge channel [19:33] Oh, Jackknife or whateverhisnamewas? [19:33] i think you're right. i didnt think anyone would miss him [19:33] a total if 18 [19:34] too bad I'm going drinking with my friends now [19:34] the battlezone is for political bickering and autobotracigns bad deals [19:34] NOTHING ELSE [19:34] you shouldn't have banned him. Asshole. [19:34] oh ya and prototype bickering [19:34] Evan_Gone: drinking with live friends... pfft [19:34] Jackoff? [19:34] No thanks [19:34] remember, the offer id on the table. [19:34] * Oobgarm winks [19:34] i guess virtual drinking just aint good enough [19:35] what about virtual crack smokinf [19:35] * Kid_Ice listens to "Love Buzz" [19:35] knifeshow [19:35] that's it [19:35] Knew it was something with knife in it. [19:35] i prefer virtual filippino prostitutes [19:35] yeah, that guy! He's my hero! [19:35] So to speak. [19:35] lol [19:35] Kid_Ice:skip two tracks! [19:35] * PDfossils puts knife in table...and gets eaten by a grue [19:35] * nesus_bbl is away, auto-away after 15 minutes, (log\off pager\on) [19:35] *** nesus_bbl is now known as Marky_bbl [19:35] Ya gotta love a guy who ends every post with. Asshole. [19:36] earl i got your cd and have been listening nonstop. best cd i've heard in years :) [19:36] cool burn me a copy for NJC [19:36] earl mad a CD? [19:36] speaking of CDs, that one went out tuesday DP [19:36] you should have it next week [19:36] Cool! [19:36] ... [19:36] thank ya and will do ice [19:36] *made. dear god, I can't spell [19:36] DP you should encourage darwinian power struggles amongst the mods. give each mod a token he can ban anyoen with once. but a mod can only be banned if he has already used his token. watch the hilarity ensued coming soon on FOX. [19:36] what cd? [19:37] sounds like fun [19:37] sorry, Perkar, Daddy's little girl is still a girl...for now [19:37] play games [19:37] =\ [19:37] GAMES [19:37] i should pop in bleach, haven't listened to it in awhile [19:37] nah, it's still AWK time [19:37] its crap [19:37] I could make a mix CD for people, however they'd all be of japanese singers/bands where they are all amiguous about their gender [19:37] if it's not scottish, it's CRAP [19:37] No, the mods should harness the energies of hapless regular users like a bunch of Pokemon or something. At least make a cheesy quasi-anime marketing ripoff outta the deal, not a reality show. [19:38] hah Willie, they busted up drum sets with the best of em [19:38] Gackt, Malice Mizer, Dir en Grey.... [19:38] ya liek see who has the largest army [19:38] no i like the band [19:38] AdamG: funny... that's all my one friend listens too [19:38] Johnny Turbo declares that Malice Mizer - Gardenia is the new NEC Theme song! Groove with Johnny for 5m12s as the DJ plays this for the 3 time now! [19:38] bleach is an overrated crap album in my opinion [19:38] lolita 18, puffyamiyumi, etc etc [19:38] i busted up a drumset too [19:38] puffyamiyumi~! [19:38] and you can invade other forums and install pupper moderatorships [19:38] that was fun [19:38] OK IMO it's better than In Utero [19:38] *** DPggwhunt has joined #vbender [19:38] I listen to straight punk and nerd rock too... I'm varied a bit [19:38] bak [19:38] that chick who does the "sony" thing in every sony commercial [19:39] yOU IS CRAAAAZY [19:39] damn, what's her name [19:39] in utero is a way stronger album [19:39] PUNK [19:39] and it has swimming babies [19:39] crazy? not crazy, but perhaps so mad that it BLOWS YOUR MIND [19:39] err... no "playstation" [19:39] i want access to teh MODS forum [19:39] what I miss [19:39] NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW [19:39] OK, back in a few...almost peak time at work. [19:39] we'll be here PDG [19:39] ... [19:39] PDF [19:39] god DAMMIT [19:39] JFK [19:39] u shopuld ban butta [19:39] ASL? [19:40] JFA [19:40] PDG= POG and PDF's love child [19:40] BMF [19:40] ban butta [19:40] * Evan_Gone fixes himself up a wiskey drink [19:40] butta causes trouble [19:40] KLF..gonna rock ya [19:40] mmm, jack n coke [19:40] hes a communist [19:40] i swear alot [19:40] * AdamG has a virgin screwdriver [19:40] hey, now that i'm thinking about it [19:40] any news on cge2k4 [19:40] i think i got some beam in the cupboard [19:41] Fly yar warriors fly spread your wings and fly into the morning sky, flay yar warriors fly [19:41] i puked and then fell in my puke the week i forgot to make my football picks [19:41] FLAY [19:41] vodka [19:41] I'ce got some Jaeg here [19:41] i finished off my jager the other night... i also vomited [19:41] hehe [19:41] and my friends caught the vomiting on video tape [19:41] real cute [19:41] I bet [19:41] * achika puts jager on grocery list for later [19:41] * Oobgarm vomits [19:41] i once puked up in the air and ate it when it fell back in [19:41] thats one to watch over and over again... fast forward, reverse... slo-mo! [19:42] haha [19:42] * Kid_Ice wretches but nothing comes out [19:42] vodka made me lose the football money [19:42] *** AdamG is now known as Adam_away [19:42] it's not the first time i was caught puking, unfortunately [19:42] there's news dan but it's still classified =) [19:42] oh well as long as dp doesnt win, its ok [19:42] brb, gotta powder my retinas.... [19:42] *** DPggwhunt has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [19:42] ya i gotta powder my lungs or wtf [19:42] BONGS? [19:42] win what... the pick 'em? [19:42] * Kid_Ice listens to "Negative Creep" [19:43] in otherword you have a location but you can't say beacause it's not finalized yet [19:43] yep [19:43] i'll win [19:43] Kid_Ice: \m/ [19:43] i have 'vision' [19:43] beach blanket bongout [19:43] daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more [19:43] im usually drunk [19:43] i tried a 6 game parlay last week [19:43] * Oobgarm fetches drink [19:43] put down 10 bucks to win 500 [19:43] * Oobgarm fetches food as well [19:44] * Perkar cranks up andrew wk - take it off [19:44] drunken game trading- going down in 2.5 hours [19:44] i'm listening to smile.dk [19:44] is this thing broken...is this the 7-minte silence? [19:44] of dance dance revolution "fame" [19:45] *** GWHunter has joined #vbender [19:45] rich [19:45] *** DPguest has joined #vbender [19:45] oi hunter [19:45] Howdy all [19:45] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [19:45] give me back my alcohol [19:45] hey goos will hunter [19:45] berdan, have you been counting? what are you up to [19:45] good [19:45] First time in here [19:46] same here [19:46] hehe [19:46] i just opened schlitz #3. [19:46] me too, actually [19:46] not me, I;ve been to a lot of chats [19:46] me too [19:46] not even a buzz yet [19:46] DPguest: if you type "/nick " you can change your nickname [19:46] 16oz of power [19:46] well you know what that will give you [19:46] haha [19:46] herpes [19:46] the squirts [19:46] the runs [19:46] On my 3rd diet dr pepper [19:46] *** DPguest is now known as SofaKing_ [19:46] pink eye [19:46] shiznits [19:46] sk GUD! [19:46] Gud! [19:46] hahaha [19:46] welcome SofaKing_ =) [19:47] thank you [19:47] i know nothing about him other than that his handle is memorable [19:47] :) [19:47] secondeded [19:47] ahh, this is closely related to the next KId Ice contest...stay tuned [19:47] contest? when [19:47] 15 minutes, yes? [19:47] stay tuned dammit [19:47] thats mine [19:47] yes. [19:47] when is kid ice's? [19:47] let;s say, 8:30ish [19:48] ok! cool [19:48] btw: thanks for the copies of DP joe (I almost forgot about them) [19:48] back [19:48] I've been behind my self [19:48] yer welcome [19:48] yum i found a big chunk of cupcake on my U key [19:49] we've re-deployed forces here and issues will be a little more timely [19:49] (ie: i'm not doing the distribution) [19:49] thats cool [19:49] that means SPEED, baby [19:49] DP runs a meth lab now [19:49] hey joe, when'd you send out the alterego prize pack? [19:49] haha [19:49] the dp empire is nearing 100 'associates' [19:49] it may be time to mobilize, take over another site, something like that [19:50] its kind of the yakuza of overweight video game nerds now [19:50] kaine: not yet [19:50] keeps them cigarettes close to his heart [19:50] associates? yo vinne, i did that thing for ya [19:50] they're in boxes in my game room... still working on it [19:50] my newsletters gets PDF'ed first so it can go on the website then Isend out to subcsribers who wanted the paper [19:50] oh, it hought you sent it? [19:50] DP may i reccomend wambabes.com for your next aquisition [19:51] meant to send this week but didnt quite get out [19:51] wambabes works for me [19:51] :o [19:51] oooh. babes. rawr. [19:51] :0~ [19:51] i wonder what ariel is up to these days, that naughty girl [19:51] babes with applesauce on their boobs [19:52] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'TV PARTY TONITE' [19:52] anyone here have video game tattoos? [19:52] she shows up from time to time when im...ahh...surfing [19:52] * achika raises hands [19:52] i think I saw her at the 7-11 [19:52] nice tunehahaha [19:52] *** DPguest has joined #vbender [19:52] surfing what, your desktop wallpaper? [19:52] LOL [19:52] possibly [19:52] hee hee hee [19:52] whoa, i was just going to see if this worked, lota people here [19:52] she's doing videos with candygirl.com (i think that's the domain) [19:53] surprisingly, it works! [19:53] * PDfossils returns to the room with a renewed loathing of his job [19:53] DPguest: if you type "/nick " you can change your nickname [19:53] yeah, i haven't used it since family feud and that was a different pc [19:53] I'm reading the form now so If I'm quiet you know why [19:53] isnt she still doing that messy girl site? not that I would know or anything *cough* [19:53] hey whered pog go [19:53] im getting to that, dave2236 coming [19:53] messy? [19:53] she probably is [19:53] i think she went to smoke [19:53] she quit saying "brb" a few minutes ago [19:53] DP gues who r u [19:53] *** DPguest is now known as dave2236 [19:53] yea i seen that site [19:53] hay [19:53] oi dave. heh [19:53] she covered in food and such [19:53] hiya [19:54] DAVE-0 [19:54] my wife leaves crap all over the place..is that a fetish or something? [19:54] Do any of you still have POGs? I just dug up my small collection... hehe [19:54] ok, dave-0 [19:54] Kid_Ice: yes, yes it is [19:54] that was some good shit. erm. yea. Im gonna shut up now [19:54] get her help! [19:54] nick dave-0 [19:54] *** dave2236 is now known as dave-0 [19:54] wlcebabes.com Wifes.Leaving.Crap.Everywhere. [19:54] I have to get into that then [19:54] there's that pantyhose site too if you're not into jello and pudding on your naked girls [19:54] hahaha [19:54] ok I'm done [19:55] Dan are you Viet Cong [19:55] what about if you like pantyhose left all over the place? [19:55] done with what dan, cigarette? 12-liter of jack daniels? [19:55] hey dave [19:55] 12 liter... ouch [19:55] @kid: probably stick with wambabes then [19:55] yay, parents going on vacation [19:55] yeah, [19:55] For the love of God, I hope that was supposed to be "1/2 liter" [19:55] hahahah [19:55] no, 12. dan's a heavy duty drinker [19:55] hehe [19:55] Dps like ya...1/2 liter...right [19:55] ROFL! [19:55] i finished a 5th once, and i thought i was going to die [19:55] does 1/2 liters like a shot [19:55] what if you like half-filled drinks of warm soda everyhwhere? [19:56] * DanAVC gugals down 1/5th of jack daniels burp [19:56] see [19:56] heh [19:56] he's wacky! [19:56] 1/5 = evening of fun [19:56] shot glasses are the size of regular glases [19:56] actually was done reading the fourms [19:56] I stand corrected. I also stand kinda wobbly just thinking about it. [19:56] if you're into that, $10 a pic of my living room [19:56] * Sothy chugs isopropyl alcohol [19:56] i can't stand up for falling down [19:56] no THAT'S hardcore [19:56] now [19:57] *** INTVGene has joined #vbender [19:57] dude [19:57] good enough for formula 1 its good enough for Sothy... im bleeding from my nipples again [19:57] * SofaKing_ drinks some Kool Aid, : ah never gets old!" [19:57] * DanAVC asks why is the room spinning (and sees a pink polkadoted elephant go by) [19:57] dude [19:57] oi INTVGene [19:57] dave drinks some BLUE Kool Aid [19:57] intygene... right on time for the contest [19:57] hey my man from Canada! [19:57] oi [19:57] yeah. [19:57] blame canada [19:57] pink eye [19:57] if anyone's gotta pee, do it now [19:58] money gets me here.. that's for sure.. anytime for free shit [19:58] im Canadian... [19:58] if i do it now my wife will complain [19:58] * PDfossils puts on his best of Art Of Noise mix to drown out everything outside his office [19:58] art of noise... rock [19:58] * DigiPress has ac/dc on [19:58] good choice [19:58] evenescence is playing now on my PC [19:58] * Perkar still has AWK on [19:58] GIVIN THE DOG A BONE [19:58] yo [19:59] wait...ACDC [19:59] don;t have nothing for you [19:59] *** Adam_away is now known as AdamG [19:59] ahhhh [19:59] nick knack, patty whack [19:59] Dp thought it was a band singing about power supplies [19:59] what I miss? [19:59] ahhhh? [19:59] you missed the strippers [19:59] Now THAT is the sound of someone freshly returned from the taking of a piss. [19:59] power supplies and electronics [19:59] * SofaKing_ starts listening to Viking MEtal, still sipping his Kool-Aid [19:59] http://www.mindsludge.com/cgi-bin/seesongs.pl <-- you can check what i'm listening to at any given moment. hehe [19:59] close PDF [19:59] close [19:59] nothing much just me downing a 1/5 of JD [19:59] * Kid_Ice goes into contest mode [20:00] <'7>' [20:00] * Needle needs suggestions for alcoholic beverages this evening. [20:00] who's ready ... FOR CONTEST OF NUMBER ONE! [20:00] the king of all DP contests is ready [20:00] yaya [20:00] HAAAAAAAAAAAI [20:00] Needle: go for some jack and sour mix [20:00] do eeeeeeeeeeeeet [20:00] no!!!! [20:00] me [20:00] Oh dear [20:00] me [20:00] me [20:00] wait,...YEAH!!!!!! [20:00] Perkar: the lady say "euch" [20:00] I suppose I'm ready. [20:00] puch of extra power! [20:00] moi aussi [20:00] sure [20:00] Needle: =\ [20:00] OK here's how it goes - PAY ATTENTIUON [20:00] eh [20:00] yea. :? indeed [20:00] ATTENTION [20:00] needle: tom collins [20:00] eh [20:00] erm. :/ [20:00] paying [20:00] I am going to give you a URL link to a picture [20:01] quiet, let teh man speak [20:01] the picture has nine game screens on it [20:01] the first letter from each game will spell a word [20:01] it's in order, even - you don't even have to descramble [20:01] but you have to be the first to tell me the word [20:01] if you spell it wrong, you lose [20:01] should we post in channel, or msg [20:01] if you guess wrong, you lose [20:01] you post it right here [20:01] get it? [20:02] got it [20:02] yes [20:02] yea [20:02] as though i'll get it at all... =\ [20:02] yup yup. im golden [20:02] gotit [20:02] and the prize [20:02] Go [20:02] yep [20:02] the prise [20:02] go tit [20:02] *prize [20:02] ready [20:02] jesus [20:02] on a cross [20:02] Wow, we win Jesus? COOL! [20:02] ? [20:02] LOL [20:02] is one of the brandy new colecovision Space Invaders Collection [20:02] i have a friend named jesus [20:02] hehe [20:02] I was told I needed to find him, and here [20:02] finally, my own personal jesus [20:02] ooooh [20:02] I have a coleco! [20:02] and a supercool dp t-shirt [20:02] I could just win him on IRC [20:02] ohhh [20:02] and I want that [20:02] ahhh [20:02] WOOHOO [20:02] cool [20:02] even if you dont have a colecovision, this is really really cool [20:02] ok let's do it [20:03] thats me [20:03] it is cool- i have it! its worth winnin [20:03] * PDfossils <--- has a Colecovision [20:03] i always wanted a CV [20:03] * SofaKing_ does not have a Colecovision [20:03] incentive to buy one [20:03] yes [20:03] heck excitied to see what random games ar ein my contest prize back too! [20:03] here is your picture. remember, i need the secret word, the first letter from the title of each of these games [20:03] http://www.digitpress.com/irc/pic_challenge.jpg [20:03] you can come play it at my house [20:04] haha, i know two of them! [20:04] ROFL! I only know one of them...I'll let you guess which one. [20:04] i know 2 woot [20:04] the picture is 3 by 3, in case youre not seeing it all [20:04] i only know super smash bros [20:04] 3! [20:04] i'm out [20:04] i dont even know more than two of those game hahahah [20:04] I know 3 [20:04] dont give up, i'll give hints [20:04] I didn't know there would be O2 games in there.. [20:05] but dont give any away [20:05] this is tough. [20:05] very [20:05] ya [20:05] indeed [20:05] very tough [20:05] I think I have 5 [20:05] Da. [20:05] I have two [20:05] 3 [20:05] think [20:05] what you think joe will make easy on you [20:05] well if you're a sleuth, you may figure this out with 5 [20:05] i might have 4 [20:06] i only have thee. but they dont really help. buggah. [20:06] the word spells out by reading left to right, then down [20:06] so the letters in the word go [20:06] 1 2 3 [20:06] 4 5 6 [20:06] 7 8 9 [20:06] i think i know 50% of it.... [20:06] I *think* I have 4...hmmm. [20:06] heh just found one of the pics dp used on google [20:06] hehehe [20:06] you all know that kid_ice notoriously wins contests like this - and he's been very quiet [20:06] *** gamerevie has joined #vbender [20:07] i think your time is running out. need a hint? [20:07] yesyes [20:07] we suck [20:07] i need the first 9 [20:07] ha [20:07] wow, this is quite hard [20:07] ROFL [20:07] i'll give you the systems, in order [20:07] 2600, odyssey2, colecovision... [20:07] master system, tg-16, genesis... [20:07] dreamcast, saturn, gamecube [20:08] F. [20:08] that "f" stands for a slightly longer word... [20:08] well that threw me off [20:08] crap [20:08] *** punkoffgi has joined #vbender [20:08] I should know that O2 game.... [20:08] game over [20:08] haha [20:08] it didnt throw you off, you were off before if you didnt know that =) [20:09] memories [20:09] 1 minute and i'll give another hint [20:09] * DanAVC ouch [20:09] that's 8 letters [20:09] 1 minute while i get another beer that is [20:09] ooh, game time eh? [20:09] Can i have the question again since I was late teacher? [20:09] * PDfossils 's lack of knowledge of the 16-bit era weighs heavy upon his shoulders [20:09] AARRRRRRRRRDDDDD [20:09] hrm [20:09] ohho, i got it MIMSCYCSS [20:09] I WIN WOO HOO [20:10] haah [20:10] And you pronounce that...how? [20:10] haha [20:10] MIMSCYCSS...duh [20:10] ok, i need a drink [20:10] damn i cant figure out the dc game [20:11] OH, I know DC game [20:11] I know it haha [20:11] back [20:11] * PDfossils points out, for the record, that Oobgarm ish a pooper [20:11] is it an import [20:11] ok here's a hint [20:11] there are two E's and two S's [20:12] HA I GOT THE s's pdat [20:12] what was the question? [20:12] i got one E and one S [20:12] What's brown and sounds like a bell? [20:12] hehe [20:12] scroll back, it's too complicated to repeat [20:12] she can't... just entered [20:12] oh [20:13] I wasn't logged in, sorry; guess I'll just have to wait [20:13] *** SofaKing_ has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [20:13] um briefly: http://www.digitpress.com/irc/pic_challenge.jpg [20:13] first letter of each game [20:13] spells a word [20:13] tell me the word [20:14] i got the last three letters [20:14] i rock [20:14] wh cant there be a NES game, then I could get at least 2 [20:14] mee toooo [20:14] * PDfossils shrugs, his chances dashed by slumbering through the 16-bit era [20:14] so close..... [20:14] but yet so far [20:14] i will give you another hint [20:14] I give up [20:15] the tg16 game is samurai ghost [20:15] i have no idea what the game is with the red guys on top [20:15] i wish you coulda given a different hint hehehe [20:15] that helped me [20:15] i'll keep giving em until someone guesses [20:16] There are two Es? [20:16] i need the genny game!!!!! give me the genny game!@ [20:16] hahaha [20:16] yes, 2 e's and 2 s's [20:16] i gots the genny game [20:16] i've got 5 i think [20:16] fucker [20:16] * PDfossils scratches his increasingly hairless thunderdome [20:16] ive got 6 [20:16] *** gamerevie has quit IRC [20:16] both E's and both S's =\ [20:16] ive got the last 5 [20:16] damnit i need those [20:16] too bad I dont own a master, tg16, or a saturn [20:17] you already know where the tg16 game is and its name tho [20:17] I have neither e [20:17] i have one EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [20:17] yeah, but I'm slow [20:17] hinthinthinthinthintni [20:17] hahaha [20:17] give me a math problem [20:18] teamsters? [20:18] ooh [20:18] me? [20:18] not quite [20:18] crap [20:18] but you are warm [20:18] was that my one guess? [20:18] GAMESTERS [20:18] unfortunately you're also eliminated [20:18] BERDAN [20:18] yep [20:18] winner [20:18] well I thought I knew three turn out I only got one [20:18] god damn [20:18] damn [20:18] ahhh soooo cloooseee [20:18] THANKS ADAM [20:18] Doh [20:18] oh msn [20:18] *** DPgueHurs has joined #vbender [20:18] nice one will! [20:18] well, the 5 i had i had right [20:18] just typed in 'game' :( [20:18] d'oh! [20:19] here's the solution: [20:19] Gas hog... [20:19] damn [20:19] had the sters [20:19] Alien invaders plus [20:19] if I knew that damn first game I would have had it, heh [20:19] I knew the O2 game...and that was about it [20:19] Monkeyshines [20:19] Enduro racer [20:19] Samurai ghost [20:19] i didnt know that was a fucking word [20:19] Trouble shooters [20:19] Expendable [20:19] Radiant silvergun [20:19] Super smash bros melee [20:19] good game! [20:19] two words: buzz kill [20:19] isn't the CV game Monkey Academy? [20:19] yes [20:20] thanks dp...fun! [20:20] *** DPgueHurs has quit IRC (Client Quit) [20:20] yeah... Monkeyshines is a O2 game :) [20:20] i have a feeling my chances for the rest are equally as dismal. hehe [20:20] i got 5 out of 9. not too shabby. [20:20] i thought 3 was DK JR Math..doohhh! [20:20] i thought the first was moon patrol [20:20] i said colecovsion [20:20] ahah [20:20] That was what I thought too at first, Kid [20:20] *** hurstDPgu has joined #vbender [20:20] mee too [20:20] not bad considering i only knew two games. hahahaha [20:20] Thought the first was moon patrol...I was doomed [20:20] i thought the first was mon patrol too [20:20] me too [20:20] what the hell dreamcasr game has mike tyson blowing shit up [20:20] clearly not moon patrol [20:20] hehe [20:20] WILL: email me your shipping address, congrats! [20:20] Expendable [20:20] thats what Ithiought 3 was too something with donkey king [20:20] oy [20:20] I had the 'mes' then kinda by powers of deduction though it had to be "games" [20:20] now you say so [20:20] i scoured vgmeseum for gas hog. i somehow found it on the first click [20:21] i thought Expendable was Contra SS [20:21] good going Willie [20:21] it was either expendable, or cannon spike [20:21] well, my shift is over, if everyone is here at 11 I'll be back [20:21] what was the last game again [20:21] i've got another contest lined up for later [20:21] i thought zero gunner 2 at first [20:21] See ya achika [20:21] *** achika has quit IRC [20:21] ttryin to write it down mine looked likemadbsg--s [20:21] pure luck [20:21] kid ice contest @ 8:30 [20:21] What'd he win? I wanna know if there's anything I can steal :) [20:21] though i was expecting mister sniderman to assist, he had two contests too [20:21] tradebait [20:21] maybe he's the late show [20:21] * Kid_Ice goes to the fridge [20:22] brb smoke [20:22] yeah, I need to steal that SIC from wberdan, lol [20:22] I thought it was "mammaries" for a brief, fleeting, horrible moment. I must've been thinking of something else. [20:22] lol [20:22] * punkoffgi snickers [20:22] haha [20:22] * PDfossils says no more [20:22] what's so "horrible" about mammaries, earl? [20:22] hha [20:22] *** hurstDPgu has quit IRC (Client Quit) [20:22] ill have it to trade probably.... [20:22] absolutely nothing [20:22] i like em big n juicy... [20:22] moon patrol/alien invaders plus/monkey something/motorcycle something... i can see "mammaries" forming [20:23] don't trade your mammaries [20:23] hehe [20:23] uh.. juicy? you into those pregnant chicks or something? [20:23] I thought the first one was Megaforce, actually. [20:23] * PDfossils shrugs [20:23] wberdan: you should give me first trade rights, since I gave you 8 letters [20:23] pre-birth [20:23] lol [20:23] oooh yea. squirtin all over. sexuh. [20:23] err... post-birth [20:23] brb [20:23] you gave me three letters i needed [20:24] now the great part? I had 2 letters [20:24] i can't believe i didn't have expendable off the bat... i've played the crap out of that game [20:24] I knew sper smash bros...WOO HOO for e [20:24] Now I'm sorry I said anything...that train of thought just went right over the railing and into the ravine [20:24] LOL how'd you figure that out of two? [20:24] you need to spend more time on the site =) [20:24] guessing at what the titles -might- be [20:24] knowing there were 2 e's and 2 s's [20:24] i knew monkey academy and smash brothers (or super mario.. i didnt know what the name was [20:24] i never would have figured that out. i'm horrible on the spot [20:24] The 2 Es really threw me off...I just kinda gave up and went back to work there...LOL [20:25] kinda just guessed that the beginning was the word "game" [20:25] "ers" was it for me [20:25] i knoew smash bros and radiant off the bat.... expendable came once the consoles were determined [20:25] i had mario as an M for the longest time. [20:25] guessed that atari game was gravitar... was it? [20:25] gas hog [20:25] close enough [20:25] hahaha [20:26] I had Trouble Shooter as a B for a while too, since its japanese name is Battle Mania. [20:26] oh well [20:26] * Kid_Ice returns from fridge, disheveled [20:26] im gonna pee on ur shirt [20:26] i need another schlitz after this [20:26] whose shirt? [20:26] please tell me ur drinking schlitz ice [20:26] gravitar?! [20:26] you should turn in your prize [20:26] haha [20:26] hahaha [20:27] ugh.. schlizt. that stuff STINKS [20:27] schitz regular [20:27] haha [20:27] I had notepad up for messing around and tryign to work out missing letters [20:27] *** sniderman has joined #vbender [20:27] schlitz ice is the most vile shit ever [20:27] schlitz i mean [20:27] whew [20:27] there's Tim! [20:27] am s rs [20:27] eam se rs [20:27] ames ers [20:27] lames ers [20:27] tames ers [20:27] "schitz"? [20:27] team [20:27] 9 alcohol tastes like syrupy beer piss [20:27] hamsters? [20:27] that was my thought process. I only knew two letters [20:27] thought you bailed for a sec there mister snider! [20:27] Cripes, thought I'd never get here... [20:27] bak [20:27] o2 game.... i thought .... must be alien something.... then i looked up the motorcyle game in the dp guide after joe said it was for the SMS and that confirmed the word 'game' for me [20:27] * Sothy bukkakes snider [20:27] haha [20:27] OK contest time! [20:27] tim, change your font color! [20:27] the prize is,,,, [20:28] Running late from work...wife made a big-ass dinner I was obligated to eat...couldn't get her off the phone... [20:28] piss time [20:28] white font nice [20:28] Better color? [20:28] ....a Game Boy color R-Type [20:28] oooh [20:28] no good [20:28] (Y) @ R-Type [20:28] it's yellow [20:28] damn. I want a big-ass dinner. the more ass, the better. [20:28] howdy Tim [20:28] uh.. not really [20:28] yay [20:28] you have to answer one question [20:28] white and yellow are bad on white backgroud [20:28] use black [20:28] What be the question, Kid? [20:28] you all use white backgrounds? [20:28] anything really dark [20:28] it's easy if you think about it [20:28] Oh, my background's black. Hang on... [20:28] mIRC is white [20:28] you get one guess [20:28] MY EYEEEESS!!!! [20:28] WTF DOOD [20:28] *bleeds* [20:29] *** Quin has joined #vbender [20:29] oi quin [20:29] contest question coming in... [20:29] 3 [20:29] 2 [20:29] Howdy Quin. [20:29] 1 [20:29] Look, sothy, BLOOD! go for it, boy! [20:29] How's this then? [20:29] good tim [20:29] meh [20:29] hello everyone [20:29] better tim! [20:29] what kind of beer am I drinking? [20:29] schlitz [20:29] very halloweenie [20:29] Pabst Blue Ribbon [20:29] heinekin [20:29] natural light [20:29] Miller Lite. [20:29] bud [20:29] * PDfossils shrugs [20:29] schlitz ice [20:29] Ok, I'm working with orange on black BG. Wheee! Halloweeny! [20:29] Molsen [20:29] hehe [20:29] kid ice is running his contest [20:29] wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong [20:29] oh shit [20:29] My own urine. [20:29] bud ice. [20:29] I know it, you said it earlier [20:29] none!!! [20:29] d'oh [20:29] its like candy corn on ur computar screen [20:29] kool aid [20:30] mgd [20:30] think! [20:30] * PDfossils evidently isn't paying very good attention [20:30] DAMN IT I KNOW THIS [20:30] * Oobgarm isn't either [20:30] i just got up to take a pee [20:30] dos equis [20:30] Stroh's [20:30] little kings [20:30] old style [20:30] sam addams [20:30] old english [20:30] Corona [20:30] Labatt Crystal [20:30] st. ides [20:30] labatts [20:30] OK, unlimited guesses...until 8:33 [20:30] tequiza [20:30] Bear Whiz Beer [20:30] what time is it now? [20:31] 8:30 [20:31] 8:30 [20:31] 8:34 [20:31] 666 [20:31] 3 minutes [20:31] coorls lite [20:31] 7:32 [20:31] is it something that comes in a 40oz? [20:31] guinness [20:31] newcastle [20:31] red dog [20:31] 2 minutes [20:31] colt 45 [20:31] Root beer. [20:31] leinkugeys red [20:31] st pauli girl [20:31] king cobra [20:31] killians [20:31] OE [20:31] Dik Ice. [20:31] guiness [20:31] BLACK LABEL BEER [20:31] DMANIT I KNOW WHAT LETTER IT STARTS WITH [20:31] smirnoff ice [20:31] sam addams [20:31] O'Douls. [20:31] PBR, MGD, PDQ [20:31] mikes hard lemonaid [20:31] out of a urnal [20:31] old style [20:31] lol sothy [20:31] urnal? [20:31] ri-goddamn-diculous [20:31] coors [20:31] pabst blue ribon [20:31] coors light [20:32] isopropyl alcohol. [20:32] busch [20:32] labatts blue [20:32] icehouse [20:32] Molson Ice [20:32] ZIMA! [20:32] coors [20:32] Tuckermans [20:32] brickhouse [20:32] coors light [20:32] * PDfossils snickers [20:32] dophin semen ice [20:32] gearys? [20:32] oobgarm is the winner!!! [20:32] mikes hard lemonade [20:32] busch [20:32] lol soth [20:32] busch? [20:32] ick [20:32] :rocker: [20:32] Of course. [20:32] was it icehouse? [20:32] icehouse...oobgarm PM me your adress [20:32] shithouse [20:32] tastes like rust [20:32] wtf is icehouse [20:32] a brick one [20:32] really, really bad beer [20:32] Mmmmm....rust. [20:33] ok, guess what kind of cookie, i am eating? [20:33] it's cheap as hell tho [20:33] fig newton [20:33] congrats oobgarm [20:33] spooge cookie [20:33] * Oobgarm bows [20:33] let's not [20:33] *** kaine1 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [20:33] bukookie [20:33] chips ahoy [20:33] pop tart [20:33] Wouldn't it be great if there was a brick shithouse? And someone was brewing *really great beer* in there while having a piss? [20:33] tim, we ran the first contest! berdan won it [20:33] ^^ a Keystone ad that never made it [20:33] Holy shit. I take a nap, and all this happens??? [20:33] oh wait thats what I'm eating [20:33] Heh. [20:33] haha [20:33] davidbrit: good time to take a nap [20:34] * Kid_Ice puts Chaos AD in the CD player [20:34] sepultura? [20:34] It was unavoidable. I had a stomach full of pizza and wings. [20:34] yah [20:34] refuse! resist! [20:34] sweet [20:34] goo take another one at 8:58 [20:34] haha [20:34] Pizza and wings'll do it. [20:34] Pizza with wings? What, bird pizza? Ick. [20:34] Kid_Ice: FUCK YEAH [20:34] *clears out throat* WAR FOR TERRITORY [20:34] Kid_Ice: REFUSE/RESIST [20:34] flying pizza [20:34] Ever had a chicken club 'za? Good eatin's. [20:34] i need to try that [20:34] BIOTECH IS GODZILLA [20:34] *lol* I think this is where I left earlier [20:34] Yeah, that way they don't have to bring the pizza to your table. It just flies out. [20:35] staring to burn...starting to bleed [20:35] sweet [20:35] god-zilla! rawwwwwwr!~ [20:35] I'd like to munch on a wlakie-taco. [20:35] walkie-taco, rather [20:35] Oh no. There goes Tokyo. [20:35] * Kid_Ice bang head...hard [20:35] RAWRRRR..SMASH [20:35] I've got Teddy Grahams, and that's about the next best thing to a Walkie Taco. [20:35] dammit, now i want to listen to that cd [20:35] * PDfossils <--- is quite sure he's missed something here [20:35] but i'd have to go in the other room =\ [20:35] teddy grams with vanilla frosting [20:35] i could go for some taco bell about now. [20:36] sniderman look http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/10-17-03-movies/Kanzune_saturdaynight.jpg [20:36] i'm sick of thees [20:36] me too [20:36] They make frosted Teddy Grahams? Or is that a custom upgrade? [20:36] refuse! re..sist! [20:36] After the next contest, I'm gonna make a run for Cafe Wal-Mart [20:36] frosted, henor, regular, and cinnamon [20:36] henor? [20:36] cinnamon with vanilla or honey and vanilla [20:37] honey [20:37] Just saved it to my desktop. Itchy zombie goodness! Thanks Soth! [20:37] poop [20:37] aha [20:37] anyone here need a vectrex? [20:37] sorry, I'm just so excited [20:37] yap [20:37] who you callin' honey, darlin'? [20:37] I do actually [20:37] yes [20:37] henor = whats left of the teddy after theyve gone through the grinder. not unlike headcheese. [20:37] Just sold mine wberdan! [20:37] wberdan: need a gamecube? :D [20:37] yes, if just for the controller [20:37] nope, got one [20:37] you only need controller huh [20:37] honey teddy grams, there babe [20:37] I want a Vectrex for Sta Castle [20:37] Star Castle [20:37] http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/10-17-03-movies/Reo_28days.jpg [20:37] oh, okay darlin poopy pie [20:38] thats one kinda zombieish too [20:38] Star CAstle is quite good on the Veccy. [20:38] I don't know why, but "henor" just sounds obscene for some reason. [20:38] wberdan: what do you want for the vectrex? [20:38] yeah its ok [20:38] :) [20:38] run a contest Willie [20:38] DO IT WILLY give ito peer pressure [20:38] heh [20:38] dunno, i hate to sell those online, cause of all the shipping and stuff- [20:38] perr pressuere peer pressure [20:38] hahahah [20:38] best excuse in the book [20:38] jesus i cant type [20:38] * punkoffgi is hot [20:38] very [20:39] We could told you THAT. [20:39] coming to Game Nite W? [20:39] * PDfossils ducks [20:39] ha! [20:39] * punkoffgi blushes [20:39] * sniderman agrees that POG's a cutie-patootie. [20:39] i meant temperature, but thanks [20:39] uh, i dont think pog can make it- that means i cant [20:39] sheet [20:39] we're siamese twins [20:39] Man, those new Walkie Taco magazine ads are about as stagnant as the product base. [20:39] crack that whip [20:39] yes [20:39] Yeah, I'm doing two double shifts at work that weekend. Signed up for them the morning before we found out about Jersey [20:39] It's like they're trying to do the 3D0 sort of ad campaign all over again. [20:39] lol [20:39] shittyu [20:39] Speakin' of zombie goodness: [20:39] war for territory! [20:40] http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/ [20:40] But this time, it's "I don't know. The little needle stops moving at 25." [20:40] good tune [20:40] zombie goodness... i watched resident evil movie last night [20:40] hehe [20:40] Whoops, don't think that's a click-link. [20:40] * Sothy smashes a bokshelf with his huge erection [20:40] dah duh dah duh dunt dunt dunt duh [20:40] hahaahahaha [20:40] * Oobgarm oogles erection [20:40] bokshelf....stores boks [20:40] sepultura [20:40] * Oobgarm is in awe [20:41] I see your erection, and raise you two cold, pointy man nipples. [20:41] ... [20:41] Heh. [20:41] * sniderman is watching Transformers the Movie. Right Friggin. Now. [20:41] lol [20:41] * PDfossils is quite sure he shouldn't be seeing this [20:41] crap, i almost spit milk out my nose oobgarm [20:41] i see your nipples and raise you kobe bryants underwear [20:41] Optimus! Nooo! Don't die! [20:41] I see your pointy man nipples with an eroticly shaven taint [20:41] *** scooterb has joined #vbender [20:41] Scootah! [20:41] ... I truly can't believe I just thought of that [20:41] wasabi [20:41] I see you a taint and raise you one "Twat-o". [20:41] hey, jeff, was it you that shared a room w/joe in philly? [20:42] * Sothy folds [20:42] yah [20:42] Okay, I fold too. [20:42] ow [20:42] I love when optimus mows down 5 decepticons [20:42] [20:42] next month here in SF, theres a theatre playing The Transformers Movie on a Saturday at midnight. I must go. [20:42] heh... it's El Suave [20:42] ok [20:42] when you know a conversationmhas been taken to far: use of "taint" [20:42] willie & i were trying to remember [20:42] and not in the verb usage [20:42] Transformers Midnight Movie? Bitchin'. [20:42] Except for 'taint. That's a totally different story. [20:42] i dont know what a taint is [20:42] for those unknowing [20:42] It's a vagina. [20:42] bah, the only movie worthy of midnight showings is Rocky Horror [20:42] hard to remember that night [20:42] no its not [20:42] I should be optimus for halloween [20:42] taint = chode [20:42] it's not? [20:42] What's a Vah-geen-er? [20:43] * PDfossils <--- must admit to never having seen the Transformers flick [20:43] chode? [20:43] oh good to kniw [20:43] the taint is that bit of skin between your genitals and your asshole [20:43] Isn't it that freaky little bit of skin between the scrotum and the anus? [20:43] the taint is the fleshy part of your body between the genitals and the poophole [20:43] bingo [20:43] Yeah, that thing. [20:43] oh. huh. [20:43] WINNAR [20:43] under the balls [20:43] fooooo [20:43] also known as the "guch" [20:43] * sniderman points at PDF and screeches like Sutherland in Body Snatchers. [20:43] grundle [20:43] yeah [20:43] hahaah! [20:43] that's what i was thinking of, grundle [20:43] ROFL [20:43] *** Perkar is now known as TwatBurge [20:43] bundle of grundle [20:43] *** flukeoff has joined #vbender [20:43] I get that a lot from the ladies. [20:43] dammit! doesn't fit [20:43] *** TwatBurge is now known as Perkar [20:43] *** supabutta is now known as taintface [20:43] Flukestah! [20:44] haahaah [20:44] hello everyone [20:44] Anothaflook [20:44] flukkake [20:44] Damn, we gots quite a crowd in here tonight! [20:44] Old age is best defined as the percentage of your body taken over by taint tissue. [20:44] this is no fluke [20:44] up to a whopping 24! [20:44] dare I ask who taintface is? [20:44]                                     [20:44]                                     [20:44]                                     [20:44]                                     [20:44]                                     [20:44] well im impressed [20:44] Damn Soth. That was impressive [20:44] chode [20:44] no, not the squares again! [20:45] Gotta forgive me Tim...I was playin' Apple II games like they were about to go out of style...I didn't have much to do with the Transformers era. [20:45] *** flukeoff is now known as flukkake [20:45] hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [20:45] * sniderman is using the DP Jave Lounge and can't do cool things. [20:45] You watched Robotech at least, right? [20:45] We can't have nice things. [20:45] I should add a /goatse command to xchat. [20:45] i used to have a script that let me play artillery duel with people in irc [20:45] hey are there any MAME people in here? [20:45] thundercats, thundercats, HOOO!!! [20:46] Watched it, kinda hemmed and hawed over it...shrugged it off, really. [20:46] sell me the MvC baord [20:46] davidbrit: no, no you shouldn't [20:46] MAME? What's that? [20:46] lol [20:46] (: Virgin Lolita Girl Last Night go to BAR. Pizza man FUCKED girl to toilet.All of there blood.See you Photo visit=>> http://pizzasex.nigx.net :) [20:46] The Real Ghostbusters rocked. [20:46] Now, Star Blazers...Star Blazers rocked. [20:46] I like looking at the member photo page [20:46] BRB [20:46] ghostbusters was good [20:46] just the Iscandar arc [20:46] Pretty much everything Ghostbusters related kicks ass. [20:46] And *I* missed out on Star Blazers. Heard I've missd a good thing too. [20:46] Blazing Star is a quality shooter [20:46] *** Rak00Nlad has joined #vbender [20:46] Yep, that was the best part of the show, Kid. Session Start: Fri Oct 17 21:04:25 2003 [21:04] *** Now talking in #vbender [21:04] *** Topic is 'Canada's in the HOUSE!' [21:04] *** Set by punkoffgi!jamoreau@d-216-195-155-212.gwi.net on Fri Oct 17 20:54:55 [21:04] *** wberdan has joined #vbender [21:04] I was making a full size one, but the button designed sucked, to say the least. [21:04] woooooooooooooooooooooo [21:04] j0'z h3r3 [21:04] *crash* [21:04] So I've got my midget sized Radio Shack project box PNM controller. [21:04] j0'z h3r3 [21:04] my pc is being a little bitch [21:04] lol [21:04] I thought joe left room before [21:04] that sucks. you should have bought a bunch of those stupid dome lights [21:04] Yeah. [21:04] yeah [21:04] Give it time, and it shall blossom into a big bitch. [21:05] I couldn't find the right size, though. [21:05] PDF. Holy poop-steaks. I just set a quarter on the marquee and got dibs on first game. ;) [21:05] Actually doesn't Happ have them? [21:05] poop-steaks? [21:05] Happ's got the beatmania buttons... [21:05] tim did you run "GAME NUMBER TWO" yet? [21:05] The real buttons? Yeah, but they're like $20 each. Ugh. [21:05] poop steaks? youre making me hungry! [21:05] NO [21:05] |o| <----watch out everyone...stray TIE Fighter...(sorry had to do it...) [21:05] Yes. Poop-steaks. Deal with it. [21:05] No, Game Two not run yet. [21:05] flukkake: http://www.bemanistyle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2376 [21:05] at least it's not TUBE STEAKS [21:05] There's the controller mod. [21:05] It's totally non permanent, and takes maybe 10 minutes tops. [21:06] Scooter, I think I can nail it before it reaches that small moon. [21:06] how 'bout a contest for "we who are not as others" [21:06] cool...I got your back [21:06] kid ice needs a new color [21:06] No, *I* have next contest, thank you very much. [21:06] I told him that already [21:06] ice blue [21:06] i have colors stripped... i see everything in black & white baby [21:06] ok snider [21:06] this time let me win [21:06] that would make me "we who are the same as others" [21:07] I've yet to play a game of "Game ON" with anyone. [21:07] No, AdamG, I suggest a new strategy...let the WOOKIEE win. [21:07] its just hard to read [21:07] Tonight, WE PLAY! [21:07] ohh alright already! [21:07] RAWRRRW [21:07] WHEEEEEE [21:07] peeeeeeeeeeee [21:07] brb [21:07] I PLAY HARD... errm [21:07] i need an odyssey1 [21:07] pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop [21:07] oh shit [21:07] You too eh? I got a damn nice "card holster" for 'em though. [21:07] I'm going to lose [21:07] Dp acceot the file dood [21:07] my latest attempt at rebellion...failed! [21:07] And, since we're on the Internet - you know, all that info - cheating is ALLOWED! [21:07] sothy that shit didnt work [21:07] adam, well work together [21:07] Jeff can't play until he changes his font to a DARK color [21:07] do i gotta open up a certain port on my router [21:08] I suck at trivia. More specifically, Trivial Pursuit. [21:08] you woną't get my OD1 Willie..heh, heh, heh... [21:08] i dunno [21:08] Friday October 22 1992 [21:08] we still wont win, but... [21:08] oh well [21:08] http://www.robrob8.com/download/pranks_rc_pussycatsong.asp [21:08] best fuckin song ever [21:08] only like 2 megs [21:08] BRESTE VER [21:08] Should we play now? [21:08] never say never sly! hahah [21:08] ye yes [21:08] GO GO GO! [21:08] Let's get it on! [21:08] (so to speak) [21:08] heh [21:08] wow so you modded the official konami controllers? [21:08] * scooterb runs away crying... [21:08] Lake Superior! [21:08] Meteor! [21:08] do they not work very well? [21:08] the king of all DP contests (except the last one) is ready [21:08] Yeah, they work even better. [21:09] yes please [21:09] Even better than the arcade controls. [21:09] really [21:09] Let's play. [21:09] I GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO EVERYONE KNOWS THIS IS THE CONTEST TEXT. OK? [21:09] Your fingers don't get all sore from playing one handed. Heh. [21:09] OMFG [21:09] I haven't gotten good enough to need a mod yet I think [21:09] ok [21:09] i think the bold helps too. heh [21:09] oh sure [21:09] WE'RE GONNA RUN 12 QUESTIONS FROM THE GAME ON DECK. [21:09] deal [21:09] david u talkin bout dead or alive volleyball? [21:09] Unless you do Era Nostalmix Another one handed. That always hurts. ;) [21:09] but eventually I'll probably need to. sounds like a good mod [21:09] FROM EACH CATAGORY. [21:09] me gets his deck [21:09] not in YELLOW [21:09] Oh lord [21:10] I am SO gonna lose [21:10] LOL [21:10] AHH [21:10] pee pee [21:10] WHOOPS. BUMPED THE TEXT COLOR THING. [21:10] each category is "Stuff AdamG knows" [21:10] i hate colors damnit [21:10] OK tim [21:10] AT 12 QUESTIONS, MOST CORRECT WINS. [21:10] * Kid_Ice pauses music [21:10] * dave-0 turns up music [21:10] AND YOU *CAN* USE THE INTERNET IF NEEDED. [21:10] heh [21:10] Google on standby [21:10] SO THESE'LL BE TOUGH ONES. [21:10] oh man...I have to get online now... [21:10] what is the internet [21:11] What is this internet of which you speak, human? [21:11] Bring it! I am GOOGLE MASTER! [21:11] FIRST QUESTION COMING UP.... [21:11] uhh when? [21:11] THIS COMPANY PRODUCED DISHASTER AND I WANT MY MOMMY FOR THE 2600. NAME IT. [21:11] zimag [21:11] Zimag [21:11] zimag [21:11] kid ice i cant even see your text. or gw hunters [21:11] KID ICE QUICK OUT OF THE GATE AND GETS IT. [21:11] whats with the white text [21:12] *** Retrieving #vbender info... [21:12] ZIMAG [21:12] BIT CORP [21:12] damn [21:12] nintendo [21:12] Digipress, move to black background [21:12] sony [21:12] CORRECT ANSWER: ZIMAG [21:12] bak [21:12] I'm so boned [21:12] Rockstar [21:12] one for the kid [21:12] * Perkar will lose this one [21:12] wow..i feel dumb [21:12] NEXT CATAGORY: NEO-CLASSICS [21:12] and every other one... heh [21:12] SEGA [21:12] konami [21:12] lol [21:13] WHAT NES GAME HAD FABIO ON THE BOX? [21:13] MICROSOFT [21:13] don't you want a question first? [21:13] Ironsword [21:13] Ironsword [21:13] iron swor [21:13] ironsword [21:13] shit [21:13] ironsword [21:13] A BOY AND HIS BLOB [21:13] I knew that [21:13] fabio dirt bike challenge [21:13] NEEDLE GETS IT WITH IRONSWORD. [21:13] ironswrd @ [21:13] 2 [21:13] woot woot! [21:13] 2 [21:13] 2 [21:13] i could see the game, but didn't know the name... =\ [21:13] CALIFORNIA RAISINS [21:13] 2 [21:13] I know it, cant type...fat...enough [21:13] FUCK I KILL [21:13] I Can't Believe It's not butta [21:13] does spelling count? [21:13] hehe [21:13] i shouldn't bother. heh [21:13] Wasn't that unreleased Soth? [21:13] lets buzz in [21:13] NOPE. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TYPE IROMARERD [21:13] it was a tengen [21:13] BUZZ [21:13] Iron maiden! [21:13] I'm finally pissed I took shop instead of typing [21:13] eternal darkness [21:13] OK [21:13] me too [21:14] NEXT CATAGORY: MODERN ERA [21:14] oh, it was definitely released... it was advertised in every comic book ever [21:14] SUPER MARIO 72 [21:14] halo [21:14] penis [21:14] penis stab [21:14] lol [21:14] hahahahahaha [21:14] ...wow [21:14] sothy wins [21:14] ya [21:14] Little bit of penisynchornicity there [21:14] that's a scary thought [21:14] like docking [21:14] NAME THE DISPOSABLE ASSASSIN IN A CERTAIN SATURN GAME [21:14] penis thrust [21:14] scud [21:14] scud [21:14] scud [21:14] scud [21:14] scud [21:14] fuck! [21:14] spud [21:14] BALLS [21:14] SOTHY GETS SCUD! [21:14] damn sothy [21:14] Sonic [21:14] christ [21:14] ????? whts a saturn? [21:14] WINNAR [21:15] WOOPENSI STYAB 2K [21:15] a winnar is yuo! [21:15] PENIS [21:15] I TOLD YOU SOTHY WINS [21:15] here comes a 12 way tie [21:15] * Perkar apparently has an IQ of -6 [21:15] WOW, THAT WAS DAMN FAST. [21:15] no kidding! [21:15] That was an easy one. ;) [21:15] NEXT CATAGORY: iN THE ARCADE [21:15] im feelin the kahlua [21:15] sothy, do you type with one hand or two? [21:15] yayayayayayay [21:15] arcade? fuck. [21:15] my toes [21:15] tron [21:15] one! did i get it? [21:15] arcade rulez yo [21:15] oooh, I might get this [21:15] Yes, but if it's feeling you, you've had too much [21:15] Drinks! That's what I need [21:15] Especially if it's fondling [21:15] I knew I was forgetting something [21:15] WAIODOHWAD [21:16] maybe it's not the drink but the cat you're feeling [21:16] boo belly [21:16] woo wee [21:16] LOL! [21:16] no wonder it likes you rubbing it's belly.. that's not it's belly [21:16] pussy [21:16] time to play pool [21:16] pocket pool [21:16] boo [21:16] pocket pool? [21:16] hah [21:16] HEH. WHAT ARCADE GAME COMES LAST ALPHABETICALLY ON klov.COM? SPELLING COUNTS! [21:16] haha [21:16] :p [21:16] zaxxon [21:16] Zektor [21:16] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [21:16] zzttzzxx [21:16] ZZZYYYZZZZXXX [21:16] zzzzz [21:16] ZZYZX [21:16] Zookeeper [21:16] zzzap? [21:16] woah [21:16] zzyyzzxx [21:16] Or something like that [21:16] too much action [21:16] :p [21:16] zzap 280 [21:16] Something like that. [21:16] zzyzzyxx [21:16] I hope. ;) [21:16] Zzyzzyxx [21:16] Zzyzzyxx [21:16] oooh [21:16] zzyzzx road [21:16] ADAMG GETS ZZYZZYXX [21:16] did I get that? [21:17] YES~! [21:17] dammit! [21:17] there is such a place [21:17] ya great drinking gamwe wtf [21:17] w00t [21:17] lame [21:17] D'oh! [21:17] * Perkar cries [21:17] Zzyzzyxx [21:17] scooter was first wasn't he [21:17] A.P.B [21:17] I didn't spell it right :( [21:17] spelling counts [21:17] hoh wait [21:17] * dave-0 a place where I get an answer right does not exist\ [21:17] HEH, THAT WAS TO SEE WHO WAS SURFIN' THE NET THE FASTEST. [21:17] speling counted on that one? [21:17] YUP. HE NAILED THE SPELLING. [21:17] you said before that spelling didn't count [21:17] :p [21:17] it's in the question [21:17] Aa Eikou No Koushien [21:17] i win then [21:17] but in the question he said spelling counted [21:17] 1/2 point each [21:17] IT DID ON THAT ONE. THAT'S WHY i SAID SPELLING COUNTS. [21:18] But I knew that one...I just overdid the ZZZZZZZZs, that's all. :p [21:18] THAT QUESTION ONLY. ;) [21:18] FUCK!!!!!!! [21:18] no thanks [21:18] ooh! ha [21:18] pog losesss [21:18] I knew that...it was on a Cinciclassic quiz a couple years ago...couldn't spell the damn name then either... [21:18] next [21:18] i didnt read that far [21:18] lets keep this party rollin. [21:18] brb again [21:18] EIFbfdjwsIEjEIRUOIOIOIOIOP [21:18] minus one point for POG :P [21:18] LOSAR [21:18] HEH. NEXT CATAGORY IS HODGE PODGE. [21:18] WTF [21:18] GOODIE [21:18] ok hodge us [21:18] pfft, i'm not even playing [21:18] stfu [21:18] Socrates [21:18] Next category is "Shit I don't know." Session Start: Fri Oct 17 21:29:21 2003 [21:29] *** Now talking in #vbender [21:29] *** Topic is 'Captain Novolin owns you :p' [21:29] *** Set by Evan_Gone!~dkljf@am008.housing.umanitoba.ca on Fri Oct 17 21:19:14 [21:29] Paperboy Testicle [21:29] *** punkoffgi sets mode: +o DigiPress [21:29] daily news [21:29] ass [21:29] *** Retrieving #vbender info... [21:29] Dead Tree Daily [21:29] Oooowhoa whoa whoa, tainted news, tainted news [21:29] *** DigiPress sets mode: -t [21:29] daily blab [21:29] daily sun [21:29] GO FIND A SCREENSHOT IF NEEDED. [21:29] daily sun! [21:29] the daily sun [21:29] daily chronicles [21:29] Sorry, new wave flashback there. [21:29] band [21:29] aDAM GETS DAILY SUN. [21:29] news times [21:29] thankee [21:29] Point 3~! [21:29] good one [21:29] whew [21:30] make the questions harder... [21:30] damn i had the box in my hand [21:30] i never got fired so howd i know [21:30] Do something like "How do you spell Dave's middle name?" [21:30] Harder?!? [21:30] THERE ON THE DEMO SCREEN, SHOWS AN ISSUE OF THE DAILY SUN WITH THE PBOY'S PHOTO! [21:30] welcome [21:30] u rewarded thast they suck at peaperboy [21:30] D'oh [21:30] MORE QUESTIONS PLZ [21:30] * AdamG sighs a breath of relief [21:30] * PDfossils <--- is tryin' to do this without the 'net [21:30] DAILY SUN [21:30] RATS! [21:30] DAMMIT! [21:30] ... [21:30] HODGE PODGE IS NEXT CATAGORY... [21:30] lol [21:30] yes harder...heh, heh,heh [21:30] i have to pee [21:30] harry potter erotic fiction [21:30] brb [21:30] Make with the hidgery podgery. [21:30] IN WHAT MOVIE MIGHT YOU SEE "KING VIDIOT?" [21:30] best seller [21:31] ren & stimpy? [21:31] mario bros [21:31] mario bros [21:31] sMB [21:31] mario brothers [21:31] Wizard [21:31] Wizard something or other [21:31] t2 [21:31] joysticks [21:31] Bah [21:31] The Wizard [21:31] joysticks [21:31] last starfighter [21:31] Schindler's List [21:31] YUP, IT WAS JOYSTICKS, PERKAR! [21:31] debbie does dallas [21:31] debby does dallas [21:31] WOOHOO [21:31] damn [21:31] heh [21:31] OMG [21:31] fuck you sothy [21:31] Perkar beats me to the google shuffle [21:31] no u [21:31] biatch [21:31] haha [21:31] stupid idiots think alike [21:31] ur mom [21:31] NEXT (AND LAST) CATAGORY: NAME THE GAME [21:31] stuped Kazaa downloads...keeps me from Googling at maximum efficiency... [21:31] ur gramma [21:31] don't gues the next one..;.dont spoil it for me! [21:31] pirate! [21:32] hide the salami [21:32] ass greaz [21:32] Polybius [21:32] xevious [21:32] A GLASS PITCHER SUCKS UP PUDDLES AND SPITS H2O AT WANDERING FIRES IN A MAZE GAME. [21:32] hymen blast ex directors cut [21:32] GUZZLR [21:32] ER [21:32] hahahahahhaahahahahhaahah [21:32] Dah [21:32] GUZZLER IS RIGHT, PDF! [21:32] heh [21:32] nice [21:32] WOOHOO! [21:32] gratz to whoever the hell won! [21:32] I played that last week, yet flubbered again [21:32] w00t [21:32] congrats Adam G [21:32] I gots teh guzzlah [21:32] It sure as hell wasn't me. [21:33] i win [21:33] i suck =\ [21:33] pdf guzzles alot u c [21:33] ....this is the first time i've EVER won a contest ever. wow. [21:33] Okay, time for the Friday night DDR geek-off. [21:33] STAY TUNED FOR THE RECAP AND A *SPECIAL SUPRISE!* [21:33] I'll be back later. [21:33] ooohh..surprise! [21:33] POINT RECAP: [21:33] ha...you win NOTHING Adam [21:33] unless the "Special Surprise" is a "AdamG doesn't win" clause [21:33] adam gs prize is anal from a babboon [21:33] Ah, that'll be the bukkakes... [21:33] SOthy LOL! [21:33] POINT EACH: PERKER, INTVGENE, NEEDLE, SOTHY, SCOOTER [21:33] YAY I scored...first time for everything... [21:33] green disease [21:33] TWO POINTS EACH: PDF, KID ICE [21:34] are there runner up prizes? =\ [21:34] lol [21:34] GREEN DEATH [21:34] the slugs will eat us all! [21:34] Jo! Run! [21:34] i shold get a pitty prize [21:34] MAggots, Adam, maggots. [21:34] AND...FIRST PLACE WITH 3 IS ***ADAMG***! [21:34] d'oh, maggots [21:34] And GIANT SKEETERS [21:34] vANNA WHITE, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON! [21:34] baboon anal [21:34] vanna is in the toilet [21:34] * AdamG solders anus shut [21:34] * Kid_Ice throws crown to floor in disgrace [21:34] lol [21:34] She's IN The toilet? [21:34] * buttakake bukkakes vanna [21:34] i dunno abuot you, but i ain't ever gonna solder my anus shut [21:35] Who forgot to put the goddamn seat down? [21:35] * dave-0 picks up crown and puts it on [21:35] yipes [21:35] kid ice pickit back up burger king aint made of money [21:35] babboon anal jokes just keep getting better over time... [21:35] Why do I always end up being the only girl here? [21:35] hehe [21:35] i invented baboon anal [21:35] ADAM, PM ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I'LL GET A PRIZE TO YOU. [21:35] lol [21:35] because sothy is a slut [21:35] i thought needle was a girl [21:35] Because you don't fear us.........as much as the others do, POG [21:35] AND...HERE'S THJE SPECIAL SUPRISE.... [21:35] butta eats shit with a spatula [21:35] Joes' a girl!!!! [21:35] Yeah, scarily enough, I know most of you pretty well [21:35] sure do [21:36] EVERYONE WHO SCORED DURING THE GAME WINS A FREE COPY OF THE THRIFTIN' CARD GAME RELEASED AT CGE! [21:36] got the spatula from spatula city! [21:36] No, Joe's ALL man ;) [21:36] WOOHOO! [21:36] YAY!! [21:36] spatula city? [21:36] Groooooveh! [21:36] yyAAYYY!!! (uhh, what the hell is that?) [21:36] yes [21:36] For all your spatula needs. [21:36] spatula city [21:36] SO, PERKER, INTVGENE, PDF, KIDICE, NEEDLE, SOTHY, ADAM, AND SCOOT, PM YOUR ADDRESS TOO! [21:36] buy 5 get one free [21:36] ACT NOW [21:36] like a point or did we have to have sex [21:36] on it, thanks! [21:36] secks [21:36] mansecks [21:36] lol [21:36] I'm done yellin' now. [21:37] Socks. [21:37] neat! [21:37] PM sent :) [21:37] * dave-0 cries, at least I got a crown [21:37] Don't worry, Dave, you'll be Miss America SOME day. [21:37] * Oobgarm punches dave-0, steals crown [21:37] SWEET [21:37] that was a BK crown...but enjoy [21:37] * Sothy launches nuke at crown [21:37] * Oobgarm stands on table, waving hands in air at everyone [21:37] balance a nuclear warhead on yer forhead [21:37] give me back my damn crown, I'll trade i for a Mario/ DH [21:38] Crap, I gotta do something work related now. [21:38] * punkoffgi stops nuke with breasts of steel defense [21:38] yikes [21:38] my eye [21:38] * PDfossils just kinda blinks [21:38] WHOA [21:38] Top that. [21:38] * punkoffgi dusts hands off [21:38] sothy [21:38] PM sent =) [21:38] brb smoke time. dont have contests without me [21:38] ? [21:38] wut [21:38] smoke rock [21:38] nm [21:38] sup [21:38] then Sothy sticks his peepee in oobgarms eye [21:39] penis stab [21:39] so what did adam win? [21:39] with butta's face [21:39] * dave-0 picks up crown and rules teh masses [21:39] vagina dandruff [21:39] anal leakage [21:39] i went to hs with a kid whose nickname was buttsauce [21:39] I made sure to note that I won "Not Babboon Anal" [21:40] OK, here comes the lame part, enjoy [21:40] lol [21:40] my..my...such language here...:P [21:40] *** ianoid has joined #vbender [21:40] haha [21:40] We had a kid whose name was dylan, that everyone called dildo [21:40] but i wanted babboon anal =( [21:40] speaking of dildos, hi Ian [21:40] see what I mean? [21:40] *lol* [21:40] ian! [21:40] then his name was ass drip [21:40] and plenty of other variations [21:40] LOL!!! [21:40] Man...remind me to stay *off* of POG's good side...ROFL [21:40] well well if it isnt my arch-nemesis IANOID [21:40] good side? [21:40] I'm not really here. [21:41] hi dink [21:41] i mean, ian [21:41] Where are you, at work? [21:41] d-bag [21:41] On Mars? [21:41] Jaimie, take off your strap on, and unmount Willie. [21:41] Or was it a philosophical question? [21:41] ha ha ha funny guy [21:41] I'm at home, but I just got home, so I need to eat and blah blah [21:41] So I won't respond much here. [21:41] thats an extra bitch slap you get next year [21:41] Blah...blah? [21:41] how bourgeiouse [21:41] Adam won a DP Psychopedia and a copy of Outlaw VolleyBall Red Hot [21:41] (Y) [21:41] *** hezeuschr has joined #vbender [21:41] sweet~! [21:41] ahoy! [21:41] hehe, i already have an outlaw volleyball red hot =() [21:41] * Kid_Ice goes to make dinner [21:41] kind of [21:42] Hezeus! [21:42] sup hezeus [21:42] Yeah yeah Ian, better hurry off, I hear your wife crackin' that whip [21:42] think i'll hide a camera when pog and willie comes here...LOL!!! [21:42] six pack in hand, im set to go [21:42] right on [21:42] hahaah [21:42] beastmaster [21:42] let me go check my stash for the 10pm contest [21:42] speaking of beastmaster.... how come that movie is never on [21:43] hm that's odd [21:43] its on lifetime [21:43] Thought someone said Beast Wars for a second...heh heh...there's a funny story there [21:43] all of my internet went down except for you guys [21:43] I have a six pack of bottled water...close enough?? [21:43] i wonder if it's some kind of natural refridgeration function that my breasts are usually colder than the rest of my body at any given time [21:43] headlights? [21:44] lol [21:44] you gotta keep the milk fresh [21:44] hahaha [21:44] * PDfossils ejects a large quantity of root beer from his nostrils [21:44] yeah, but i'm wondering if that happens on PURPOSE, for a biological reason, or if my body is just like, the new wave of the future [21:44] haha [21:44] nothing worse than trying to osmose curdled milk [21:44] haha [21:44] so, how much root beer can nostrils hold PDF?? [21:44] *** buttakake has quit IRC [21:45] I think that was pretty much the whole cup there...now i just need to stop coughing [21:45] gotta run, see you next time all :) [21:45] LOL [21:45] See ya Sly [21:45] Sorry, Earl, i'll warn you next time [21:45] piece [21:45] c ya sly [21:45] sinuses will be good for the winter at least [21:45] Ciao, sly! [21:45] bye sly [21:45] bye Sly (hey that rhymed too!) [21:45] chow all :O) [21:45] see ya [21:45] It was the "gotta keep the milk cold" thing...whoever said that, THANKS for almost killing me [21:45] clic [21:45] *** Sly-DC has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:45] Death by root beer. Such a way to go. Probably a waste of root beer too. [21:46] Don't worry PDF, they'll get you next time ;) [21:46] was it IBC? [21:46] that's good stuff [21:46] That was me, Earl :D [21:46] Barq's? [21:46] *** kuli has joined #vbender [21:46] or nate [21:46] keep the milk fresh [21:46] baumeister? [21:46] Nope, it was Sam's Choice...only the finest...is something I can't afford. [21:46] sams is good [21:46] still not bad by any meqans [21:46] *means [21:46] what the fuck is thriftin [21:46] just wondering how many people here are die hard cub fans (I know the lost nlcs to the marlins) [21:46] get a big 2 liter from wall mart for $.69 [21:46] *** ChunkofCo has joined #vbender [21:46] not afford to eject through your nostrils at least [21:46] my dog is having nightmares [21:46] It's a rummy game, kuli...a card game. Y'know. [21:47] pl [21:47] Cubs fan in mourning here :( [21:47] ok [21:47] me too [21:47] no shit dare sb [21:47] wake him up [21:47] I won't mention my favorite sports team [21:47] *** flukepery has joined #vbender [21:47] YANKees [21:47] for fear that my prize will include a babboon [21:47] scooter, at least we went farther then anybosy expected [21:47] parents gave me some 140 proof rum here [21:47] DETROIT TIGERS! [21:47] LIONS REPRESENT, WHAT WHAT. [21:47] I did wake him up, but he keeps having them when he falls back asleep [21:47] hahahaha [21:48] i'm still upset that the tigers didn't break that all time loss record [21:48] I wore all my Cubs clothes yesterday...should have seen all the looks I was getting. Most were along the lines of "Should we tell the poor bastard they lost??" [21:48] lol [21:48] OP ME [21:48] * kuli has tigers hat on [21:48] IT PUTS THE LOTION ON [21:48] *** ReYo has joined #vbender [21:48] ;) [21:48] cubs lost??? [21:48] ITS SKIN [21:48] my gf wore my yankees shirt into work today [21:48] dave-0: where you been [21:48] I'm going out tomorrow to get a green turtleneck, headphones, wire-rim glasses and Cubs hat for my Steve Bartman Halloween costume :( [21:48] she thought she was going to die [21:48] im sorry, Adam [21:48] :-P [21:48] lol [21:48] cant read white text asshats [21:48] i have kick ass prizes for the 10pm contest [21:48] heh [21:49] I wore my Yankee shirt today... :) [21:49] yeah tats a good costume idea [21:49] 12 minutes to go [21:49] i had a final already and an essay due [21:49] do they kick enough ass to put me in a coma? cause that would rule [21:49] i forgot to come in earlier, three hours behind most of you guys [21:49] saves em for when iim drunk and molesting the vilcan raven figurine [21:49] I think some of the guys from this season will be gone for next season [21:49] KICK ASS [21:49] did i miss any good prizes? [21:49] let's start kinda early... [21:49] playoffs will get better rating than the series for the first time ever [21:49] we gave away a 1999 buick before [21:49] GWHUNTER [21:49] change your TEXT [21:49] i would like to direct your browsers to the dp headquarters cam [21:49] http://www.digitpress.com/webcam.htm [21:49] lofton will be one of them since patterson will be back [21:49] I gave away my virginity. [21:49] DP if u were a chick id do u i swear [21:50] to what? [21:50] the salvation army [21:50] to something other than WHITE [21:50] Form of...a water buffalo! [21:50] good tax refunds for virginity [21:50] we can't read it w/out highlighting it [21:50] ...? [21:50] it's a room [21:50] im watching teh cam [21:50] sweet curtains dude. [21:50] empty room [21:50] its empty now... [21:50] I see dead people.... [21:50] This better stay PG.. [21:50] bring the sluts for sale in. [21:50] lol [21:50] people not in 3rd word countries use mirc whith white background [21:50] *** qof has joined #vbender [21:51] Nobody's home.... [21:51] QOF! [21:51] jesus! [21:51] Hi Kris :) [21:51] finally! [21:51] special effects [21:51] QOF! [21:51] AAAAH [21:51] FLASH [21:51] let there be light [21:51] Yes, Oobgarm, my son? [21:51] bring the sluts for sale in. *** qof has joined #vbender [21:51] Krissy! [21:51] i thought thatw as a chick calender [21:51] stupid freakin' java window [21:51] it is I thought was picture of polar bear in a northen exposure [21:51] hola kris! [21:51] hehehehehe [21:51] I saw that room :) [21:51] did I miss anything? [21:51] oh te ligts are on [21:51] ahaha Qoffy [21:51] * Sothy nibbles [21:51] who's the chick on the wall [21:51] is that a barometer? [21:51] nice barometer there! [21:51] lol [21:51] i bet its kate [21:51] some asian bimbo and yes thats a barometer [21:52] you'll NEED those keen eyes [21:52] An air conditioner in the window? In Jersey? In OCTOBER? [21:52] barometer, thermometer [21:52] look at all that porn.. [21:52] the airconditioner is on off! [21:52] my air conditioners are in and I'm further north [21:52] what are you all looking at? :( [21:52] because in the 10pm contest you shall have to identify games passed before this very camera [21:52] oh my [21:52] enhance.....enhance...enhance...enhance...MY GOD ITS POG [21:52] wut camera [21:52] i wager that i will LOSE during this coontest [21:52] Oh dear. [21:52] HA! [21:52] "coontest" lol [21:52] what sothy said [21:52] coontest? [21:52] just kiddin, I'm gonna be Miss America [21:53] Except he wouldn't call me an asian bimbo, but nice try [21:53] i am happy tonight, gamestop had 5 metalslugX's for 9.99 [21:53] dp ur not gonna host in ur underoos i hope [21:53] man, am I going to have to stop downloading porn??? [21:53] ( i don't think ) [21:53] i mean [21:53] let me show you the first, smaller of two prizes to be given at 10 [21:53] i hope u host in ur underoos [21:53] Cunky: I hate you, my store has... 1 [21:53] i need link [21:53] sothy: how tall are you? [21:53] woah [21:53] they were all sealed new [21:53] http://www.digitpress.com/webcam.htm [21:53] Oh crap. Lost the cam. (My computer, no probs on DP's end. Heh, "end.") [21:53] 6 ft 6 [21:53] there's.... something [21:53] 9.99 new? [21:53] ooooh [21:53] megaman [21:53] What the heck? [21:53] it's 19.99 at my store :( [21:53] mega man [21:53] My god...it's THING!!! RUN!!!!! [21:53] mega man [21:54] scroll! [21:54] can i SEE [21:54] I hate dialup [21:54] 15th anniversary [21:54] Uhhhh...15? [21:54] Mega Man 15??? [21:54] *** flukkake has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out) [21:54] brand spankin new wall scroll [21:54] nice scroll [21:54] 15th anniversary megaman [21:54] 15th anniversary [21:54] yay finally [21:54] Where's Vanna? [21:54] *** flukepery is now known as flukkake [21:54] i need to see link plz [21:54] what he said [21:54] I remember that wall scroll :D [21:54] sho enuff it be! [21:54] is that ALL porn in the bg? [21:54] ack [21:54] take your shirt off! [21:54] sweet, i want the blue bomber hanging n my room [21:54] hahahaha [21:54] * scooterb takes shirt off [21:54] take your PANTS off [21:54] joe you need a shave [21:54] someone give me the link to see or ill spray 9mm into the crowd [21:54] * PDfossils can't look [21:54] * dave-0 shirt is already off [21:55] oh, you were talking to Joe...I'll figure out this thing yet :) [21:55] ok my arm is tired [21:55] I did already sothy [21:55] pay attention, jesus [21:55] http://www.digitpress.com/webcam.htm [21:55] OK JOe, now arch your back and lick your lips for us. [21:55] this might sound weird but my internet is down right now [21:55] :p [21:55] * Oobgarm is not wearing any pants [21:55] ty [21:55] \ [21:55] THANKS POG [21:55] it's a 15th anniversary mega man canvas hanging thingy [21:55] *lol* You're welcome [21:55] Man, there's just no sense in me showing up for these things sober is there? [21:55] wall scroll i think its called [21:55] ty is internet acronym for thank you i say it when dude gives me ammo [21:55] wut [21:55] that's just the sucky part though [21:55] give us the full force of 12x filipino passion, Joe [21:55] let me show you the KICK ASS part [21:55] * dave-0 gives sothy box of hollow points [21:55] I love you Sothy [21:55] * Kid_Ice decides that a half bag of Doritos, a week old "Stewie's Chewies" muffin, and another Icehouse will make a fine dinner, and returns, beaming [21:56] Joe's gonna show us his ass? [21:56] * qof is currently eating six-hour old clam chowder [21:56] eww [21:56] does it refresh or wut [21:56] iceshouse... uuuuggggghhhhhhhh [21:56] crime fighters 3 pack [21:56] it doubles as a pocket vagina? [21:56] vrime fighter 3 [21:56] * flukkake is cursing his internet connection dying on him [21:56] Joe, what'd you do with that porn? [21:56] ok... [21:56] Crime Fighter? [21:56] crime fighter 3 [21:56] ahhh, its getting bigger [21:56] WoW! What is it? [21:56] It does Sothy. [21:56] hey...I'm in the HOUSE [21:56] Mobsters...lobsters? Huh? [21:56] I missed it. [21:56] it's 3 games in one. don't ask me what three tho [21:57] SMB/DH/WCTM [21:57] i dont see anything, except an empty room [21:57] I...uh...don't know what Crime Fighters 3 is. I'm saddened by my ignorance. [21:57] rime githers 3? [21:57] crime patrol [21:57] I see Crime Patrol. And that's it [21:57] one of them is Crime Fighter [21:57] dino crisis [21:57] three games i cant read [21:57] crime patrol, who shot johnny rock [21:57] crime patrol [21:57] crime patrol [21:57] cmon [21:57] monster Jamm Ass 2 [21:57] crime patrol [21:57] drug wars [21:57] ahh... [21:57] * Kid_Ice finally unpauses Chaos AD [21:57] crime patrol, dino, jummy rock 2 [21:57] Ah! DVDs from Digital Leisure of Crime Patrol, Johnny Rock and...something else! [21:57] Dung Wasps? What's the one in the middle? [21:57] Crime Patrol Drug Wars Who Shot Johnny Rock!! [21:57] crime patrol, dino, jimmy rock 2 [21:57] rug wars? [21:57] Oh DRUG WARS [21:57] DRUG WARS [21:57] whew you got it [21:57] Drug wars! Cool! [21:57] rugburn? [21:57] I thought it was Dung Wasps! [21:57] who shot jimmy rock 2 [21:57] it's a 3-pak for your DVD player [21:57] crime patrols, drug wars, jimmy rock [21:57] 2 [21:57] Dead meat? [21:57] oh [21:57] damnit [21:57] PDF, lol [21:58] I love the Digital Leisure DVDs! [21:58] the three games hezeus said [21:58] DRUG WARS [21:58] hjahaha great name [21:58] guy in ski mask behind window [21:58] nice box set [21:58] Or maybe Dung Wasps 3: The Final Poop [21:58] are these ports of the LD-type arcade games? [21:58] essentially? [21:58] they are [21:58] sothy, you funny [21:58] my page isn't reloading [21:58] Dung wars? [21:58] dude. I need to change my pants [21:58] * dave-0 busts through window and steals prizes...pantsless [21:58] they are the arcade games on your dvd player [21:58] amazing, eh? [21:58] sweet [21:58] i can only imagine then how good they are [21:58] I still haven't opened the Drug Wars you sent me last year Joe... [21:59] now i'm wondering with your bad eyes... how can you possibly win this game [21:59] I like 'em! A LOT. [21:59] i need drug wars [21:59] Infotainment [21:59] I need drugs [21:59] because i'm going to run a few games past this very webcam [21:59] wheres your alcohol qof? [21:59] I've been looking for Dung Wasps forever man. [21:59] OK. [21:59] everyone needs drugs, QOF [21:59] its the American way [21:59] don't have any :( [21:59] you will need to tell me what they are [21:59] cocaine? do i win cocaine? [21:59] drugs are bad...mmmkay? [21:59] you should hold up gun cleaning patches so everyone knows ur cool [21:59] I have drugs. they're generic xanax, but still [21:59] * PDfossils DCCs QOF some Advil [21:59] THAT would be a prize! [21:59] they count [21:59] Allrighty. [21:59] thanks Earl :) [21:59] oh, they also suck, so dont ask me to sell 'em [22:00] *** GWHunter has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [22:00] first person to name three of them (first) wins [22:00] it's EZ [22:00] pfft, I'm on dialup, I quit :P [22:00] Can do, chief boss. [22:00] haha [22:00] *** flukkake has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 182 seconds) [22:00] woo ho for 200k connection [22:00] woo and yay [22:00] I smell pot. [22:00] 2000k [22:00] Empty Room Quest! [22:00] Fluke was done in by a machine that goes PING! [22:00] *** punkoffgi sets mode: +o qof [22:00] big ups to my boys and girls in DP land [22:00] prepare your eyes [22:00] dial-up here too, it just sucks that im blind... [22:00] with downloads I think I'm scoring about 14.4... [22:00] ... QOF~! [22:00] when did you come in? [22:00] Super Asian CHick on The Wall....Bros.! [22:01] uh, about ten minutes ago? [22:01] haha [22:01] ROFL! [22:01] wow, i suck! [22:01] im dial up also [22:01] Barometer Duel!! [22:01] i am going to show a pic in front of the cam in t minus 30 seconds [22:01] welcome really really late! [22:01] BIG UPS I SAID [22:01] actually, that's 'broz' [22:01] 33.6 [22:01] :) [22:01] *** GWHunter has joined #vbender [22:01] first to identify gets the first point [22:01] 3 points wins [22:01] TACO [22:01] 28.8 [22:01] oh man, my typing skills are gonna rape me [22:01] Puttin' on the Ritz? [22:01] ARM! [22:01] you have to tell me the game and the system [22:01] 8.1 hot hits [22:01] Super Joe's Armpit Bros. [22:01] youre reaching lol [22:01] ready? [22:01] JOE! [22:01] lol [22:02] When you go where you don't know where to go to [22:02] let's see'em! [22:02] i wanna win somethin' :-D [22:02] doom [22:02] doom 32x [22:02] doom 32x [22:02] doom 32x [22:02] doom 32x [22:02] doom 32x [22:02] http://www.digitpress.com/webcam.htm [22:02] Doom [22:02] wow [22:02] I suck [22:02] what they said [22:02] POINT sothy [22:02] Doom 32X [22:02] damn! [22:02] yayaay [22:02] That reminds me. [22:02] 32X Doom to be specific [22:02] damn dial-up! [22:02] damn [22:02] my god that was slow [22:02] I'm boned. [22:02] awww [22:02] I'd like to see a Quake hack called Food Fight 2 [22:02] the refresh rate blows [22:02] my lag fuxd me. [22:02] boner [22:02] DAMN [22:02] ready? [22:03] yes [22:03] Damn, I'm still waiting for the refresh! [22:03] READY [22:03] 2600 Malagai! [22:03] no kidding [22:03] Croc [22:03] saturn croc [22:03] croc [22:03] bang [22:03] croc [22:03] damn! [22:03] croc satirn [22:03] croc saturs [22:03] holy crap [22:03] croc saturn [22:03] Croc [22:03] NOW I see it [22:03] croc [22:03] croc: legend of the gobbos [22:03] DAMN DAMN [22:03] CROC [22:03] POINT adamg [22:03] shit [22:03] crotch [22:03] whew [22:03] I have no chance. [22:03] CROC for the Saturn [22:03] It's a game about Ray Kroc, founder of McDonald's! [22:03] NOW i can see it! [22:03] and now, I will fail to do anything for the rest of this game [22:03] COOL! [22:03] ready? [22:03] never saw that one... :) [22:03] He just died [22:03] And the cam boots me a again. [22:03] In San Diego there's a Kroc Salvation army with a skatepark [22:03] 4a player [22:03] Indoor in San DIego! [22:03] fuzzy [22:03] 4a flyer [22:04] 4a player [22:04] 4A Flyer [22:04] 4a flyer [22:04] 4a flyer [22:04] heh [22:04] just died like 20 years ago [22:04] aha [22:04] there's a game up? [22:04] system [22:04] can anyone see what im typing [22:04] 4A Flyer for the VCS? [22:04] 4a flyer saturn [22:04] Gah...BRB [22:04] Ah, Willie, you've called me out [22:04] I can Tim [22:04] I see ya Tim [22:04] 'no [22:04] ya snider [22:04] don't you have to name the system? [22:04] CV 4A flyer? [22:04] TI994A? [22:04] ok, this one isn't even loading for me [22:04] It was Joan Croc that died recently in her 70s [22:04] ti99 4a flyer [22:04] say it [22:04] there it goes [22:04] 4A Flyer for the INTV? [22:04] dave-o POINT [22:04] SAY MY NAME! [22:04] WOO HOO [22:04] damn [22:04] ian [22:04] INTELLIBOX [22:04] ah, so that's a ti99 cart [22:04] 4a flyer for the ti [22:04] now I know [22:04] I'd like to see it :( [22:04] ready? [22:04] *** sniderman has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [22:05] and i dont have any beer! can this get worse? [22:05] lol [22:05] bring it [22:05] genesis barbie [22:05] *** ianoid has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [22:05] barbie gen [22:05] barbie supermodel [22:05] shit [22:05] typed too slow [22:05] genesis barbie [22:05] barbie nes [22:05] barbie [22:05] POINT adamg [22:05] :( [22:05] damn [22:05] fuck, it's loading slow for me [22:05] genesis varyibe [22:05] barbei [22:05] i think adam is gonna beat us all [22:05] i completely missed it lol [22:05] adam has a good connection and unfortunately good game skills [22:05] genesis arbie [22:05] Genesis Barbie Supermodel [22:05] I think y'all are going to kill me [22:05] BARBIE [22:05] KSHGIUEAHRIU [22:05] this has him in the lead, he has 2 points [22:05] Window Air Conditioner [22:05] good game skills? it';s larger than life for god's sake! [22:06] lol [22:06] this is true [22:06] ready? [22:06] GO [22:06] WATCH OUT [22:06] steady... [22:06] uhh [22:06] space spartans [22:06] DONT FALL! [22:06] m network game [22:06] air raiders [22:06] 2600 air raiders? [22:06] air raider [22:06] mnetwork air raiders [22:06] atari arir raiders [22:06] air raiders atari [22:06] shit [22:06] MAir Raidrrd [22:06] 26000 air raides [22:06] air raiders 2600 [22:06] air raiders 2600 [22:06] POINT QOF [22:06] WTF did I just type? [22:06] air raiders [22:06] woot! [22:06] crap [22:06] LOL [22:06] 2600 air raiders [22:06] forgot the system [22:06] damn i type slow *LMAO* [22:06] air raiders 2600 [22:06] nice PDG [22:06] ... [22:06] OAIhdo [22:06] i'm gonna have a heart attack [22:06] MAir Raidrrd [22:06] god DAMN it [22:06] dont forget to tell me the game AND the system [22:06] this on the spot stuff isn't for me [22:07] 2600 [22:07] air raiders 2600 [22:07] My refresh rate is slightly off when he shows the game... [22:07] ready? [22:07] steady... [22:07] hatris tg-16 [22:07] tg16 hatriz [22:07] hatris [22:07] hatris tgfx16 [22:07] not exactly [22:07] you suck Adam ;) [22:07] jesus [22:07] damn you adam [22:07] where is it? [22:07] hu-card hatris tg16 [22:07] hatris pc-engine [22:08] POINT adamg [22:08] lol [22:08] ahhhhh [22:08] hatris intellivision [22:08] oh poo [22:08] damn! [22:08] the trick question [22:08] exit [22:08] ratris tgfx16 [22:08] hatris, pc engine [22:08] man that was slow [22:08] hatris [22:08] werohi [22:08] it was blurly [22:08] let me go buy a new computer to win this stinkin game [22:08] adam's a winner [22:08] *** AdamG is now known as Moogle-8 [22:08] Should have gone from across the room on that one :) [22:08] * Moogle-8 levels up [22:08] *** Moogle-8 is now known as AdamG [22:08] that's it...I'm switching to Earthlink... [22:08] imports u suck [22:08] * Perkar cries [22:08] * qof kicks AdamG in the nuts [22:09] * AdamG drops to the ground and cries like a schoolgirl in a dress [22:09] *** Oobgarm has quit IRC ( tired) [22:09] * hezeuschr violently tries to steal AdamG's ring [22:09] middlefinger joevision [22:09] * PDfossils is still chuckling over his "MAre Raiders" answer [22:09] finger [22:09] LOL! [22:09] could be [22:09] *** Oobgarm has joined #vbender [22:09] nice finger [22:09] i saw that [22:09] ??? [22:09] big meanie [22:09] caption this 10/17 [22:09] I'm contacting the FCC [22:09] how many millions of times has he stuck that finger up his nose do you think? [22:09] or in his butt [22:09] that finger? [22:09] 789 million times [22:09] *** WiseSales has joined #vbender [22:10] not as many times as I've stuck my finger up his nose. ;) [22:10] *** Oobgarm has quit IRC (Client Quit) [22:10] or in buttas [22:10] now, I had to get that last one, my email is tg16dude@yahoo.... [22:10] that air conditioner sucks! [22:10] *** kuli has quit IRC (Quit: ircN 7.27 + 7.0 for mIRC (2002/01/10 00.00)) [22:10] You know, all the time I've been a member and I've never been to one of these. [22:10] when's the next show? [22:10] my leg itches...stupid healing tattoo [22:10] ? [22:10] nice job adam [22:10] thanks [22:11] watdidja gt for a tattoo? [22:11] I would like to thank Comcast, and Opera for fast refresh abilities [22:11] *** bigpunk has joined #vbender [22:11] http://www.gee-min-ee.com/cattat1.jpg [22:11] NOOOO I got 2nd like 3 times [22:11] adam get the wall scroll for that? [22:11] I didn't think of opera until the last one. [22:11] hola [22:11] adam you have 2 points? [22:11] ustedes mujeres! [22:11] 2 point