[20:00] *** KidFenris has joined #vbender [20:00] O-K! [20:00] can i change my name to pete [20:00] *** achika has joined #vbender [20:00] Welcome ot our HELL!!!!!! [20:00] * Brooks kicks PROBST [20:00] =) [20:00] i can't use irc anymore [20:00] pete? you didn't read the rules did ya. see off topic [20:00] look, civilization! [20:00] Who needs Cigarettes! [20:00] Here, here. No kicking amongst the inmates! [20:01] *** kaine23 has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:01] * Brooks flips TheWarden a bird [20:01] i like to kick inmates [20:01] Kaine? [20:01] NO ESCAPING KAINE! [20:01] * TheWarden takes the illegal contraband... [20:01] * Heywood runs after him [20:01] fear me for i am pete [20:02] pete, follow the rules [20:02] sorry [20:02] *** Pete1 was kicked by PROBST (PROBST) [20:02] *** kaine23 has joined #vbender [20:02] * TheWarden plans a shake-down of the cells later tonight. [20:02] well we have our Survivors but missing a few "players" [20:02] let's give them until 10 after [20:02] what'd I miss? [20:03] you didnt miss anything. we havent started yet [20:03] ok, comp went stupid for a moment [20:03] * Fat_Ass wiggles flab [20:03] *** jigger has joined #vbender [20:05] * Fat_Ass pees in TheWarden's coffee [20:05] *** Pete1 has joined #vbender [20:05] what so is this going to be a bunch of dick and fart jokes tonight? [20:05] Wow, A DAME! [20:05] wow, a dumbass! [20:05] * Brooks carves Brooks wuz here [20:05] Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free [20:06] READY TO PLAY, PLAYERS? [20:06] RaRR [20:06] Ready. [20:06] I guess [20:06] This is the FINAL immunity challenge [20:06] ready [20:06] *me reads his BIble. [20:06] Do any of you know why the people here are using the names they're using? [20:06] * Heywood smokes a cigarette [20:06] Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies! [20:06] so we don't know who they really are? [20:06] Because someone just watched The Shawshank Redemption? [20:07] * Brooks starts tying together a noose [20:07] KidFenris... very good. [20:07] So here's the game [20:07] * TheWarden takes Heywood's cigarette and lectures him about the evils of smoking. [20:07] Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies! [20:07] One of these "actors" actually APPEARED in Shawshank Redemption... [20:07] * Heywood eyes the warden [20:07] Quite possibly, yes. [20:07] The first one of you who names the person who did that WINS... but wait [20:07] * TheWarden eyes Heywood right back and gives him 30 days in The Hole. [20:07] like Clue, if you name someone incorrectly, you're disqualified [20:08] Get busy living, Or get busy dying [20:08] hah [20:08] You can ask questions to any of them, but you may NOT private message them [20:08] * Brooks sneaks Heywood a cig in a book [20:08] thanks Brooks, got a light? [20:08] To GUESS, just say "I THINK XXX IS THE REAL SHAWSHANK" [20:08] * TheWarden shouts at a poster of Raquel Welch. [20:08] doesnt' have to be in caps, and XXX=the handle on this chat obviously [20:08] GET IT? [20:09] GOT IT [20:09] I understand. [20:09] Achika? [20:09] got it [20:09] Play. [20:09] Are there limits on the types of questions we can ask? [20:09] no limits [20:09] wow [20:09] Get busy living, Or get busy dying [20:09] I like pie! [20:09] * TheWarden thinks he needs to transfer achika to a women's prison... [20:09] and "actors"... I need you to answer every question you're directly asked [20:10] *** jigger has quit IRC [20:10] I can't make it on the outside [20:10] Times like this, I wish I had some smokes. [20:10] Are the candidates required to tell the truth? [20:10] Get busy living, Or get busy dying [20:10] NO [20:10] Jigger's escaping! [20:10] Lucky him. [20:10] figured as much [20:10] it will be up to you to determine if they're telling the truth or not [20:10] Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. [20:10] Ich verstehe. [20:10] Come on, send 'em all down. I wanna see 'em lined up, just like a pretty little chorus line. [20:10] isn't an online conversation kind of impersonal for this kind of challenge? [20:11] Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies! [20:11] prison is impersonal [20:11] * kaine23 tries to remember this movie the 2 dozen times TNT showed it in 1 weekend [20:11] * TheWarden starts organizing a chain gang to clear shrubs. [20:11] get busy living, or get busy dieing [20:11] * Skeet wants some suds. [20:12] What the fuck you care, new fish? Doesn't fucking matter what his name was. He's dead [20:12] I'm not getting any younger here [20:12] @the Warden: where was the movie filmed? [20:12] *** jigger has joined #vbender [20:12] dammit i never could figure out these damn computers [20:12] U can't escape jugger! [20:12] Didn't do it! Lawyer fucked me! [20:13] I hate this hellhole. [20:13] who stole my smokes while i was away [20:13] At an old prison on the northcoast. In OHio, as I remember. [20:13] I hate you too jigger. [20:13] i liek pie [20:13] * Fat_Ass whistles suspiciously [20:13] * Brooks heads up to the library [20:13] jigger is ecsaping [20:13] * TheWarden seperates skeet and jigger [20:13] * PROBST checks watch [20:13] where my darn smokes [20:14] Pete, who played Hadley? [20:14] @Warden [20:14] hurry up people before this place goes on Lockdown! [20:14] clancy brown [20:14] ? [20:14] Warden, what happened after the old librarian was relased from the prison? [20:14] he got herpes i tell you what [20:14] kid clancy brown [20:14] He eventually hung himself, as my records show. [20:15] I don't think my manager likes me [20:15] Herpes?! From who. [20:15] I saw it, Pete. [20:15] I don't like you. [20:15] you, you sicko [20:15] That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass [20:15] stop rapin everyone jackass [20:15] Prison life consists of routine, and then more routine [20:16] Heywood, could you name some of the other films you've been in, if any? [20:16] At least I got nudie playing cards! [20:16] you still owe me for those [20:16] This could take awhile [20:16] =) [20:16] It's my life. Don't you understand? IT'S MY LIFE [20:16] great I'll be dead when it's over [20:17] So will I. ;) [20:17] what did this probst asshole go to prison for [20:17] 30 DAYS IN THE HOLE!!! [20:17] ha! [20:17] * Brooks coughs [20:17] HEYWOOD, you owe kidfenris an answer [20:17] he's probably typing it [20:17] get busy dieing or get busy living [20:17] i was asked a question? [20:17] he's typed a lot of other stuff already [20:17] can they post in color please [20:17] I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. [20:17] what you call me [20:18] warden, what were the names of the 2 title characters? [20:18] Easy peasy japanesey [20:18] Easy peasy japanesy [20:18] hey [20:18] Heywood, could you name some of the other films you've been in? [20:18] Bordello of blood, ommm, Rosewell [20:18] omen [20:18] heywood jablowme [20:18] haha [20:18] Hahahah [20:18] Red and Andy. GOt files on 'em here somewhere... [20:18] I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man. [20:19] The Warden, same question. [20:19] I think that's obvious. [20:19] The warden has always been here [20:19] always [20:19] watching [20:19] I appeared in The Men in Black. [20:19] As whom warden? [20:20] Tommy, the Photomat clerk [20:20] haha [20:20] Brooks, how about you? What are some of your movies? [20:20] If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. [20:20] Tenper temper. [20:20] * Fat_Ass farts [20:20] Easy peasy japanesey [20:20] SURVIVORS - just to keep you on the right path. You're trying to guess who here actually did appear in the movie [20:21] The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple. [20:21] Everyone in this chat may or may not have even SEEN the movie [20:21] What are you, fuckin' geologist? [20:21] The Majestic [20:21] Behind the Planet of the Apes [20:21] Note when I say "appeared in the movie" that it may very well - and likely was - a small, cameo-type role [20:21] gettin behind apes is fun [20:21] I agree. [20:22] Brooks, who were you in the movie? [20:22] shut up skeet [20:22] which movie? [20:22] You shut up! [20:22] * jigger slaps skeet [20:22] The Shawshank Redemption. [20:22] * Fat_Ass dances a jig [20:22] warden who were u Shawshank? [20:22] Don't make me come over there and beat the pissout of you, it'll be worth the week in the box! [20:22] What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey shit? [20:22] * jigger kicks fat ass in the ass [20:22] the librarian [20:23] your mom has a nice box thats for sure [20:23] These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways [20:23] Fat_Ass, who were you in the film? [20:23] Unnamed role. Extra on the set. [20:23] Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt! [20:23] * Heywood is always that good [20:23] * TheWarden throws Pete into the deepest, darkest hole. [20:23] Another note: just because a person here is using a name from the movie doesnt mean they actually played that part [20:23] I played an unnamed prisoner [20:23] pete, who were u in Shawshank? [20:24] What scene, Warden? [20:24] Kaine... are you typing in WHITE? I can't see your text [20:24] What scene, Fat_Ass? [20:24] haha [20:24] In grey. [20:24] yeah, white [20:24] Not very helpful, now is it? [20:24] Street scene in town after Brook's release. [20:24] I DANCIN' LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! [20:24] pete [20:24] I can't see kaine's text [20:24] multiple scenes, mess hall and chaingang stuff [20:24] Who on the street? [20:24] ANd Red's [20:24] now? [20:24] white is cool [20:24] can u see me now? [20:25] Kaine, change your text or I'll beat you. [20:25] I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged [20:25] whew... bright bright blue i can barely see it [20:25] Kaine, change your text or I'll beat you. [20:25] god [20:25] Any lines, Warden? [20:25] skeet: what scene were you in? [20:25] * Brooks hands Kaine his noose [20:25] probst, this good? [20:25] OK kaine [20:25] who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. [20:25] bad [20:25] Nope. Just a walkin' body. [20:25] who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. [20:25] now i can't see pete's text!! [20:25] Fats, any lines? [20:25] i can't see pete either [20:25] Everyone, CHANGE YOUR TEXT COOR TO BLACK [20:25] It's best that wat KidFenris. [20:25] *COLOR [20:26] SKEET! WHAT SCENE WERE YOU IN? [20:26] warden, where did the warden keep his bible? [20:26] What about those who use DP's java thingy [20:26] achika: I actually did a few walkbys in the prisonyard scenes. [20:26] Jigger, hows 'bout you? What scene(s)? [20:26] Carried it with me all of the time. [20:26] There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret [20:26] i'm using dp's java applet [20:26] One of the "crew" to say. [20:26] BLACK BLACK BLACK [20:26] Right. How you 'spect to do that, get new books in here "Mr. Dufresne-if-you-please?" [20:26] Where did u put it end of the day? (the bible I mean) [20:26] I said "buzz off" [20:26] skeet, it's ok [20:27] when you stood next to red, what side of his were you on? [20:27] In my safe. (?) [20:27] * Skeet shakes his head. [20:27] Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so. [20:27] im everywhere [20:27] how about no black, since I'm using the JAVA version, and the background it black [20:27] * kaine23 gets warden a cookie [20:27] I didn't stand next to Red, I literally walked by. [20:27] achika you're fine [20:27] * TheWarden likes pie instead. [20:27] if this is gonna be a problem seeing one another's text we should relocate [20:27] pete, i still can't read it, neither can anyone on MIRC [20:27] SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT [20:28] what color do oyu want me in [20:28] dumb ass [20:28] what color [20:28] better [20:28] damn you got dissed by probst [20:28] wow.. red [20:28] Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so. [20:28] Heywood, what scenes were you in? [20:28] brooks, what did Andy and co drink on the rooftop with the guard? [20:28] You all need to listen. [20:28] What's your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk? [20:28] beer [20:28] me? [20:28] only scene i was in, was with 2 ladies, ohhhh yeaaaa [20:29] What were they doing on the roof? [20:29] Leave me outta that roof scene! [20:29] re-tarring it [20:29] What do you look like, Skeet? [20:29] let that mother fucker burn [20:29] We don't need no water! [20:29] * TheWarden thinks about having the roof retarred again... [20:29] i do [20:30] im thirsty as hell [20:30] I let myself get a little scraggly to say (my word) to fit in. [20:30] can i get a beer over here [20:30] I was in a lot of scenes.. you will need to be more spacific [20:30] @thewarden: What day were your taxes due? [20:30] Otherwise, no disfiguring marks or anything. [20:30] Skeet, what other flicks have you been in? [20:30] April 15th, like everyone else. ;) [20:30] brooks, how did andy sneak the dirt fromh is tunnel away from suspecsion? [20:30] ^his [20:30] If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here, every one of you will visit the infirmary [20:31] * jigger farts twice [20:31] i wil brb [20:31] More bits... here and there. [20:31] Name one. [20:31] Movies that didn't take off... donnie darko for one. [20:31] * TheWarden locks Pete out of the prison. [20:31] jigger: do you smoke in the movie? [20:31] hid it in his sleeves and let it go out in the prison yard [20:31] I suggest you see it. [20:31] i smoke crack rock m'am [20:32] I put dirt in the warden's coffee maker [20:32] what other movies did Red star in Warden? [20:32] Oh? Do you have a bigger role in that, Skeet? [20:32] Who were you in Donnie Darko, Skeet? [20:32] Nah, I like these bits, they just walk bys, but you get just enough to say, "Look it me!" [20:32] i have to leave [20:33] Red? Deep Impact, KIss the Girls, Outbreak, The Electric Company. ;) [20:33] What scene were you in? [20:33] nuthin' big about Skeet [20:33] shut up skeet [20:33] On the set, my trailor was too small! [20:33] pete you cant go no where [20:33] the catering was good though [20:33] warden, what else has andy starred in? [20:33] *** Pete1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:33] A random adult in the school [20:33] Pete's escaping! [20:34] Andy was also in...uh...The Hudsucker Proxy and...uh...Howard the Duck. [20:34] Another one bits the dust. [20:34] bits [20:34] learn to spell moron [20:34] * Brooks tries to lasso Pete with the noose [20:34] * TheWarden sounds the alarm after Pete. [20:34] Hey fool, leave me alone! [20:34] gimme your smokes [20:34] * Fat_Ass laughs his ass off! [20:34] before i stab you [20:34] it's just like being IN the movie! [20:34] Except only ONE PERSON HERE really was [20:34] I wonder who it could be? [20:35] movies pay well [20:35] * TheWarden orders his cheif guard to take Pete into the prison yard and shoot him. [20:35] Me too. [20:35] I tell ya what, that cinematographer was a hack! [20:35] * Brooks grabs knife and holds it to PROBST's throat [20:35] Hey, let's play a game to find out! [20:35] gah! [20:35] U could barely see me most of the time! [20:35] game? [20:35] let's call lex, he owes Jeff a knife fight! [20:35] nice, a fight [20:35] ill take bets [20:35] I got $20 on that fight [20:35] the coffee on the set was pretty bad [20:36] I blame PROBST for it [20:36] Okay, now. I want each of you to tell me what you liked most about appearing in Shawshank. [20:36] the money [20:36] the $$$$$$$ [20:36] You know, the prisonguards were much more modern than they looked. [20:36] Cool being in a movie that was nominated for the Oscar. [20:36] the hookers were nice too [20:36] err prisonyard [20:36] the brief 15 minutes of fame [20:37] * PROBST wipes fake blood from neck [20:37] the nights were miled [20:37] But anyway [20:37] WHERE's THE SWEET MEAT?! [20:37] What state was the movie filmed in, guys? [20:37] somebody stab skeet already [20:37] Come on, send 'em all down. I wanna see 'em lined up, just like a pretty little chorus line. [20:37] Hey Achika, take off your top! [20:37] Brooks, what was red doing when he was relased? [20:37] We saw that one already, heywood. [20:37] * Brooks stabs skeet [20:37] Ohio, and no, don't stab me. [20:37] thanks brooks [20:37] OK, I'll answer. Ohio [20:37] here's a carton of smokes [20:38] you know what, probst this is fucking bullshit [20:38] give up achika? [20:38] I can say it as many times as i want :) [20:38] Temper temper [20:38] What city was the prison closest too? [20:38] Hoo. [20:38] no, it's fucking bullshit that I'm getting hassled cause I'm a fucking girl [20:38] warden, what was andy carving? [20:38] Easy there doll face [20:38] she's a little touchy for such a sweet peace [20:38] Between Columbus and Cleveland. [20:38] fuck you too brooks [20:38] ooh i see [20:38] Millsboro I believe [20:39] achika, fuck me please? [20:39] well it's a prison movie, no place for a girl [20:39] Leave her alone, fer chissakes. [20:39] It's been a long time. [20:39] but one of these "actors" is a girl too [20:39] @kaine: chess pieces, little figures, etc. [20:39] play fair for crying out loud! [20:39] Hey kidfenris, gets some balls man [20:39] damn [20:39] ooohhhhh [20:39] A BIG city, now. Cleveland, Dayton, Columbus, Cincinnati. [20:39] I got 'em heywood. Need to borrow some? [20:39] why you got extra in your mouth [20:40] I might, it's pretty lonely in here 8) [20:40] C'mon. You musta been to a big city when you were on the set. [20:40] you know, I really don't care if one of the 'actors' is a girl [20:40] Mr. Kaine, I never answered your question [20:40] yes, please answer it NOW! [20:40] OUTWIT. OUTLAST. OUTPLAY [20:40] Red was narrating a scene when he got out of prison [20:40] Akron? [20:40] it's not supposed to be easy. if yo'ure offended, take a wild guess [20:40] * kaine23 stuffs probst in a closet with pete [20:41] Ah. Here we go. Mansfield, OH. Good ol' INternet. [20:41] I think being on an island is harder then being in this stinking hole [20:41] Brooks, thanks I meant what was his char doing [20:41] sorry for mistake [20:41] i havent worked in 2 years [20:41] You mean being in this whole for forty minutes, Heywood? [20:41] Hole. Whups. [20:41] holy shit [20:41] ohhhh [20:41] haha [20:42] you know Andy spent a year in the hole [20:42] andy's a loser [20:42] Is the person who played in shawshank Skeet? [20:42] Andy spent 6 months, not a year. [20:42] ouch, no nudie cards? [20:42] red was being set up in brooks old apartment [20:42] Didn't do it! Lawyer fucked me! [20:42] to make it outside [20:42] NO. Skeet is not the correct guess [20:42] I could do six months standing on my head [20:42] *** achika has quit IRC [20:42] hahha bye bye Achika :P [20:43] uh oh down to 2 [20:43] Down to 2 players [20:43] * TheWarden sounds the alarm for yet another escape. [20:43] by young lass [20:43] skeet might as well leave [20:43] shut up probst no one asked you [20:43] brooks, what did u do in the movie? - [20:43] Skeet is shizdriver@ool-43508501.dyn.optonline.net * Take a guess [20:43] Skeet on #vbender [20:43] Skeet using irc.Qeast.net The HATE server [20:43] Skeet has been idle 39secs, signed on Tue Oct 15 19:11:21 [20:43] Skeet End of /WHOIS list. - [20:43] Fine! [20:43]