[20:00] darn it.. [20:00] yeah [20:00] as i thought, im outa whiskey.. guess ill be sober.. [20:00] I need em [20:00] i shoulda stopped at the store.. [20:00] sober? uh oh.. [20:00] he'll make fun of us later.. [20:00] lol [20:00] you need FOUR? darn! [20:00] Come on people, I already guzzled 3 beers! [20:00] yeah well i've been home less than 30 minutes! [20:00] Wow Zektor made it to a party [20:00] heh [20:00] *** ClubNinja has joined #VBender [20:01] haha zektor is working on BEING the party *lol* [20:01] I told yah I was comming! :) [20:01] hey kids [20:01] heya [20:01] suuuuup [20:01] howdy! [20:01] yeah but you said you were going to several parties [20:01] hmm.. maybe i should go run to the store real quick like now.. [20:01] Yeah, thats for later....I'll probably cut out of here in 2 hours or so [20:01] greets, clubninja [20:01] haha if you can still drive.. [20:01] goto wolfsons! [20:02] *yawn* i wonder how long i'll last this evening [20:02] wolfsons? umm. six hours to drive to the store? [20:02] haha...didnt know you were THAT far [20:02] how long is the party going on for [20:02] *lol* i'm in maine [20:02] as long as anyone can still type [20:02] I have to step out for a min myself [20:02] come hang out...I'll meet you half way! [20:02] haha! [20:03] that'd be about 11 pm! [20:03] is there a backslash drunk command [20:03] * punkoffgi is drunk [20:03] like that? [20:03] Thats ok...I'll stop drinking at 4am [20:03] you do backslash then me and then the command [20:03] * zektor is loving the comfort of having a beer/food store 2 second away! [20:03] you'll stop drinking at 4am? does that mean you'd drink on the way in the car? [20:03] \punkoffgi is drunk [20:04] * punkoffgi has a store two seconds away too [20:04] it's called IRVING [20:04] hehe [20:04] I never drink and drive...I'll drink, THEN drive [20:04] * Buyatari be back later [20:04] i aint drunk yet! but i'm working on that [20:04] lolzek [20:04] buyatari thats backslash then away [20:04] *** Jon1 has joined #VBender [20:04] howdy jon1 [20:05] =) [20:05] hello ppl [20:05] :) [20:05] is everyone going through the webpage or using an IRC client? [20:05] heeeelllllllooooo [20:05] i'll play official greeter *lol* [20:05] web page [20:05] lol ok [20:05] im irc ignorant [20:05] heya Jon [20:05] going through the webpage [20:05] serendipity? [20:05] yesm [20:05] heh [20:05] cool! [20:05] heya dude [20:05] yesm? *lol* like ma'am? [20:05] wassssssssssssssup! [20:05] its diaz [20:05] mrblaze is racoz/diaz/runawaybus [20:05] yeah [20:06] lol old PSO character name "Seren" [20:06] *** Buyatari has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:06] hey Diaz [20:06] :( [20:06] sup [20:06] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'PSO reunion tour ' [20:06] wuts wit the frown? :/ [20:06] LOL! [20:06] LOL [20:06] Buyatari left [20:06] feel like making faces [20:06] http://inflow.corky.net/mono/monos/ahouse.html [20:06] i *think* he went to the store or something.. [20:06] lol [20:07] hey I downloasded Mess [20:07] cool [20:07] downloaded [20:07] yeah [20:07] heh [20:07] animal house, yeah! i love belushi [20:07] =) [20:07] MESS rules [20:07] :) [20:07] harrier and Sonic [20:07] i think i better go eat something, or else i'll be a party pooper *lol* [20:07] Did anyone here hear that rumor Mattel made in 200 about an Intelivision3 [20:07] heh [20:08] O_o [20:08] i havent eaten yet... just drink! [20:08] drink! [20:08] yeah [20:08] *** digiPRESS changes topic to 'DRINK! ' [20:08] when ps2 came out [20:08] eat cheese doodles [20:08] lol [20:08] lol [20:08] *** Jon1 is now known as watashiwa [20:08] lol [20:08] heh [20:08] j/k [20:09] lol [20:09] haha! [20:09] wow [20:09] *** watashiwa is now known as watahater [20:09] lol [20:09] the inside jokes are a flyin [20:09] heh [20:09] anyway it's good to be here [20:09] yep they are [20:09] * ClubNinja = clueless [20:09] I just dissed my ex girlfriend to stay here and do the toga thing...hah [20:09] lol [20:09] awwwww [20:09] toga! toga! [20:10] shes *ex* so its cool [20:10] heh [20:10] oh ok [20:10] if she's your ex then it's probably ok [20:10] I hated Ex's [20:10] so never hung out with them [20:10] heh [20:10] stupid question [20:10] yeah, they always want the old games you took from them back [20:10] in order to play the emulator games do i need a joystick? [20:11] sorry 'wata', i'm not catching all of this yet - was that directed toward me? [20:11] 'cause you don't... if it was [20:11] yes [20:11] ok [20:11] thx [20:11] lol nm [20:12] *** MrBlaze is now known as outaBooze [20:12] *** stonedgro has joined #VBender [20:12] :/ [20:12] grover? [20:12] jeezus! [20:12] yes [20:12] hi there grove! [20:12] damn [20:12] hey its serendipity [20:12] whoa! [20:12] hey guys [20:12] quite the pso reunion [20:12] its racoz [20:12] lol [20:12] or diaz [20:12] hey racoz [20:12] lol [20:12] if u even remember me, heh [20:12] you guys need to check out [20:13] www.omegahour.com [20:13] i go there [20:13] new one? [20:13] i jus rarely post [20:13] yes [20:13] i told you this was the PSO reunion tour [20:13] ok [20:13] hehe [20:13] heh [20:13] *** outaBooze is now known as MrBlaze [20:13] Nyn will be here in a sec [20:13] *** zektor has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [20:13] wow [20:13] who is punk off girl? [20:13] like old times [20:13] punkoffgirl is me [20:13] =) [20:13] lol [20:13] DP is the bomb! [20:13] =) [20:14] * punkoffgi didnt play PSO [20:14] heh [20:14] brb... [20:14] ah [20:14] ok [20:14] yeah, i also never bothered with the PSO [20:14] weeeeeeee, new colors [20:14] it was a fun game [20:14] i guess that makes us the odd ones out right now *lol* [20:14] how is everyone? [20:14] it's ok theres plently to talk about [20:14] long time no see guys [20:14] doing good [20:14] decent, had my surgery last week, jus recoverin [20:14] =) [20:14] *** Nynaeve has joined #VBender [20:14] *lol* you're talking to the queen of babble, i NEVER run out of things to say [20:15] toggling PS2, DC, Xbox, GC [20:15] hey honey [20:15] it's Nynaeve! [20:15] *blush* [20:15] hi there! [20:15] look! [20:15] hi Nyn its serendipity [20:15] it worked! [20:15] * punkoffgi waves [20:15] Hi!! [20:15] :) [20:15] i am better then nyn [20:15] this is going to be QUITE memorable [20:15] pfft [20:15] hey nyn, we never met, heh =/ [20:15] i was here first!! [20:15] i rule!! [20:15] Hello MrBlaze [20:15] and for the record he does not rule [20:15] heh [20:15] that is my slogon i rule [20:15] i soooooo rule [20:15] since when does the scribe talk? =P [20:15] he TRIES to rule [20:16] i'm playing [20:16] lol [20:16] hehe [20:16] i kno him, and seren, and DP, and alot of ppl, but neva got to meet ya =p [20:16] playing? [20:16] zektor's having 'issues' [20:16] with himself.. [20:16] *lol* [20:16] LOL [20:16] silly [20:16] I forgot how fun it is to keep track in a room full of people [20:16] diaz.. please tell nyn that I do infact rule [20:16] RO-WORLD ROXORS! [20:16] lol! [20:16] oh yeah, i cant have booze anyway -_- cuz my dumb painkillers [20:16] so grover, whatcha been up to? i hear you and nyn are an item [20:16] 4*BLUSH* [20:16] *** digiPRESS is now known as DigiPress [20:16] pain killers? what did you do? [20:17] 4Don't give him ideas [20:17] painkillers might as well be booze [20:17] eeeep!! [20:17] heh, nyn, i do indeed rule [20:17] 4OK, YOU can rule [20:17] XD [20:17] he had surgery, right? [20:17] 4but not Grover [20:17] aha! so i was right [20:17] yeah [20:17] ARGH!!! [20:17] after 4 months off waitin [20:17] oh I hope youre ok [20:17] after surgery- perkisettes, heh [20:17] and she wants me.. but she cant touch this.. [20:17] lol [20:17] *hums horrible song* [20:17] poor grove [20:17] im recoverin, doin decent [20:17] * Nynaeve snickers [20:17] LOL [20:17] great, now i'll have mc hammer stuck in my head [20:17] 4LOL! [20:17] lol [20:17] ack! [20:18] 4Try being in my living room [20:18] cant touch this! [20:18] do do do [20:18] Please Hamma don't hurt us [20:18] *does cant touch this chair dance [20:18] 4my kids were just watching RugRats in Paris [20:18] lol [20:18] 4with the song who let the dogs out [20:18] 4*cringe* [20:18] rugrats! i miss nickelodeon.. [20:18] Peanuts in France is better [20:18] uuggh [20:18] who who who who who let the dogs out [20:18] hehe [20:18] but yes, i do rule [20:18] horrible song [20:18] woof woof woof [20:18] 4oh, right now it's SpongeBob Squarepants [20:18] and yes i am wooing Nyn [20:18] LOL [20:18] lol [20:18] so have you two had ... you know... intercourse yet? [20:18] spongebob! [20:18] o.O [20:18] you're torturing me [20:18] * Nynaeve slaps DP [20:18] my someone is nosy! [20:18] O.o [20:18] *lol* [20:18] o.O [20:18] here, nynaeve [20:18] lol [20:18] uhm [20:18] wow [20:18] * punkoffgi hands nyn my frying pan [20:18] lol [20:18] uh oh! the pan! [20:19] 4WHOOOO lives in a pineapple under the sea [20:19] gah! [20:19] 4whoo hoo! [20:19] spongbob square pants [20:19] So who is getting PSO GC? [20:19] * Nynaeve wields Akiko's Frying Pan [20:19] * DigiPress runs from pan [20:19] i might think about it [20:19] lol! [20:19] uhm... no.. no intercourse [20:19] porous and yellow and absorbant is he [20:19] 4ME ME!! [20:19] 4LOL!! [20:19] i htink i got that back wards... [20:19] ok good Nyn [20:19] lol punkoffgirl [20:19] woah [20:19] bad typing ALREADY? [20:19] dang [20:19] i'm gonna be drunk sooooon [20:19] lol [20:19] *** zekkie has joined #vbender [20:19] oh yeah! [20:19] 4absorbant and yellow and porous is he [20:19] right Nyn??? we havent had intercourse have we?? *wink* [20:20] hey hey [20:20] hi zekkie [20:20] 4ummm [20:20] I'm back [20:20] 4social intercourse [20:20] if nautical nonsense is just what you wish [20:20] *** zekkie is now known as zektor [20:20] 4HAH!! [20:20] ahh [20:20] then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! [20:20] 4thank you punkoffgirl [20:20] social intercourse indeed [20:20] hehe [20:20] i have gotten hugs [20:20] that was bad [20:20] you're most welcome! [20:20] 4my daughter is pissed at me [20:20] lol grover [20:20] 4cause she had the book with all the words out [20:20] why's that? [20:20] why nyn? [20:20] 4but you beat her to it [20:20] tell her i said hi [20:20] 4*grin* [20:20] haha [20:20] =) [20:20] lol [20:21] that's the only reason i miss cable.. no more spongebob [20:21] * stonedgro is loved by Nyn's kids [20:21] *lol* [20:21] 4oops [20:21] 4*grin* [20:21] heh [20:21] =) [20:21] never watched Spongebobinforapples [20:21] 4ding dang it, I never do this. DP said I had to [20:21] ding dang?? [20:21] LMFAO [20:21] * zektor needs to pee out 5 beers [20:21] 4that's RIGHT! [20:21] had to what, chat with us? [20:21] * DigiPress orders pizza! [20:21] LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL [20:21] is it that painful? [20:21] walla wall bing bang [20:21] oh shit [20:21] lololololol [20:21] pizza? pfft... i have SUBWAY!! [20:22] oo ee ah ah ah [20:22] ting tang [20:22] walla walla bing bang [20:22] walla walla bing bang [20:22] 4I had....umm...some sort of mixed veggie and chicken and pasta thing my chef hubby made [20:22] 4YUM [20:22] subway!??! pffft back! BLIMPIE, baby [20:22] >.< [20:22] * punkoffgi spits on Blimpie [20:22] 4oh nice [20:22] 4who's gonna clean that up now [20:22] *lol* [20:22] * Nynaeve looks at Grover [20:22] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o zektor [20:22] not me [20:22] i work at subway =) [20:22] 4cool! [20:22] what is everyone's thoughts on Xbox? [20:23] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'subway is better than blimpie! ' [20:23] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'WHO'S not DRINKING!? ' [20:23] never played it, dunno [20:23] lol [20:23] doh [20:23] oops [20:23] 4Xbox is good to install in a Lexus I heard [20:23] * stonedgro looks back at nyn [20:23] brat!! [20:23] lol [20:23] * punkoffgi readies the frying pan [20:23] LOL [20:23] get a room, you two [20:23] well I like it [20:23] it's impressive [20:23] i'm not impressed with it [20:23] * Nynaeve hands frying pan back [20:23] hmmmm [20:23] ok [20:23] *lol* [20:23] 4I don't have an XBox cause of th games [20:23] Gamecube? [20:23] 4nothing for the kids to play [20:23] my *weapon* of choice [20:23] 4we have a GC [20:23] if she blapped me with the pan, she would be in for it!! [20:23] 4but I still play the Dreamcast the most [20:23] Dreamcast still does me good [20:23] * Nynaeve high fives zektor [20:24] i'm actually disappointed by both the gamepube and the xbox.... i want a ps2 now :P [20:24] i can't afford anything new =P [20:24] dc and ps2 do me fine for now [20:24] 4I want a PS2 too *pout* [20:24] 4I want a good RPG [20:24] i have a ps2 [20:24] 4ding dang it [20:24] ffxi will OWN, heh [20:24] i have a xbox [20:24] i have a game cube [20:24] i love my GBA [20:24] ding dang it, lol [20:24] * Nynaeve decides Grover is SPOILED silly [20:24] The dreamcast's homebrew scene is what keeps me with it now...its just awesome [20:24] i have a dreamcast [20:24] oh yeah, i got GBA to [20:24] anyone play the new Sonic GBA game? [20:24] i have a crush on someone... [20:24] 4How is that Sonic game? [20:24] i haven't gotten any new games since i got my GBA at xmas [20:24] she is 21 [20:24] * Nynaeve ignores Grover [20:25] at times it's hard to pick a system to play on sometimes [20:25] lol [20:25] 4My son wants it [20:25] it's pretty good, although nothing *new* [20:25] ooh, tell me more, grover [20:25] 4it's the one that interfaces with the GC right?? [20:25] GBA went down in price today [20:25] i like her already :) [20:25] did it? [20:25] * Nynaeve pouts [20:25] she never ignores me [20:25] * punkoffgi thinks guys should go after more MATURE girls *lol* [20:25] yes I believe it's at $79.00? [20:25] 4WHOO HOO! [20:25] 4I'm mature [20:25] and she never threatens me with kitchen accessories [20:25] you're not 21, are you? =P [20:25] Anyone ever try that JPG viewer for the DC? It rules...got all my ex's nudie pics on the tv...I can zoom in and out...haha [20:25] what's her phone number? [20:26] * Nynaeve turned 1 yr older on Weds [20:26] 4:) [20:26] woah [20:26] hehe [20:26] 4I'm OLD [20:26] my bday is in a month! [20:26] 1-800-not-nynaeve [20:26] Yes GBA inte4rfaces with GC [20:26] HAPPY BIRTHDAY NYNER! [20:26] 4*takes a bow* thank you DP [20:26] did you get any good presents? hehe [20:26] oh, happy bday nyn [20:26] 4umm....a movie I'm watching tonight [20:26] 4Blade Runner [20:26] :) [20:26] happy B-day [20:26] 4(thank you!) [20:26] mine is next Thursday [20:26] 4and some books [20:26] 4and...some anime [20:26] I'll be 30 [20:26] 4and...a new cd player for my car [20:27] valentines baby!! [20:27] 4which looks purdy on my bookshelf right now [20:27] nyner... from your pic i'm guessing... 27? [20:27] yeah [20:27] go to hell jon, :P lol jokin jokin, happy bday to you to [20:27] * Nynaeve looks at DP like he's nuts [20:27] *** AtariAge has joined #VBender [20:27] hey! [20:27] 4you know how old I am DP [20:27] my best friend's bday is next thursday too =) [20:27] do i? [20:27] cool deal [20:27] 4do you? [20:27] 4I'm 21 [20:27] lucky [20:27] 4I have a 9 yr old and an 8 yr old [20:27] 4*rolls eyes* [20:27] 21 is a mere child [20:27] *lmao* [20:27] *** zektor has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [20:27] lol [20:27] 4I'm 35 now, but I decided to be 36 instead [20:28] umm.. nyn, you started early, eh? heheh [20:28] Good morning.. [20:28] you were born i was playing my Intellivision [20:28] 4it's a nicer number [20:28] *** zekkie has joined #VBender [20:28] heh [20:28] 4LOL! Punkoffgirl, this is a natural high [20:28] lol [20:28] so you're 28 then? [20:28] ahh [20:28] 4I didn't wanna make DP look bad [20:28] *** zekkie is now known as zektor [20:28] this is TONS o fun! [20:28] 4*wink* [20:28] *lol* you dont have to make him look bad [20:28] no more mirc for me... [20:28] he does that all himself =P [20:28] ? [20:28] 4LOL!! [20:29] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o zektor [20:29] i'm so happy there's another female here.. [20:29] last time i was pretty much all by myself =P [20:29] oooOOOoo :) [20:29] atarigirl will be joining us shortly i think [20:29] females are good [20:29] 4:) I need to post more. I just got "ownership" of another site and it took up the past few days [20:29] lol [20:29] darn predators [20:29] lol 'wata' [20:29] what site is that hon? [20:29] * stonedgro needs another girlfriend... someone isnt paying enough attention to me [20:29] yeah when she gets home she said! she's buying some kahlua too mmm hehe [20:29] aww come on sweetness! [20:29] predators? [20:29] :) [20:29] 4wata, it's DigiPiatal [20:29] * DigiPress growls [20:29] 4DP jr. [20:29] * punkoffgi gives DP the "look" [20:29] 4*grin* [20:30] haha [20:30] *lol* [20:30] grrrrrr [20:30] * punkoffgi hands DP a lollipop [20:30] what is everone drinking anyway? [20:30] bud ice [20:30] nothing [20:30] 4nothing *pout* [20:30] nothing?! [20:30] kahlua (jamacia, oooh i wanna take ya..) [20:30] nothing =/ [20:30] regular bud here [20:30] slash/kick slash/kick watahater [20:30] nothing? This is a sin! [20:30] i may make a fool of myself with so many abstainers here.. [20:31] but im stoned up, so its all good =D [20:31] yeah! [20:31] make a fool of yourself, me darling [20:31] me like [20:31] haha! [20:31] I havent smoked weed since 89 I think [20:31] as soon as saitoh is done eating he'll be joining us too [20:31] i end up getting sick every time i try to get stoned, so i don't anymore, its not fun [20:31] PSO reunion! [20:32] heh [20:32] lol [20:32] odd huh? [20:32] quite a coincidence [20:32] 4SaitoH? [20:32] * Nynaeve perks up [20:32] heh [20:32] 4*grin* [20:32] yeah, he's getting his food or something [20:32] well as an old druggy I'm glad I don't touch drugs anymore [20:32] they definately aren't worth the money [20:33] I like prescription medication [20:33] 4amen to that [20:33] abused my body badly [20:33] im stoned on my painkillers not weed, heh [20:33] *lol* [20:33] but im not supposed to drink >_< [20:33] good! dp both sr. and jr. are opposed to drug use :) [20:33] good deal [20:33] mrblaze is recoving from some surgery [20:33] my drug now is emulation :) [20:34] yeah, lol [20:34] I need my rom fix every day :) [20:34] * MrBlaze is hungry [20:34] * punkoffgi is eating subway steak and cheese [20:34] hehe [20:34] *** Sylentwul has joined #VBender [20:35] :/ [20:35] Heya [20:35] 4who's buying the next round, I want a beer now *sigh* [20:35] hi sylent!!!! [20:35] well, i jus go get some leftover chinese food =D [20:35] hey hey [20:35] Hey punk :P [20:35] *** watahater is now known as JonPendra [20:35] I'm actually not drinkin yet [20:35] I'm actually super impressed with how NesterDC is coming along...since I got rid of my nes collection years ago [20:35] *** rajaxy has joined #VBender [20:35] hafta wait till the kids vanish [20:35] well you better hurry up! hehe [20:35] what's up rajaxy? [20:35] ill brb [20:35] 4*grin* same for me Sylentwul [20:36] 4silly kids [20:36] anyone heard from Blakwolf? [20:36] watching a stallone movie [20:36] i think blakwolf posts on digipiatal [20:36] 4not anymore [20:36] is that a darker Redwolf? [20:36] 4:( [20:36] stallone? which one? [20:36] real bad [20:36] 4left 2 days ago I think [20:36] gettin carter [20:36] don't say 'over the top' [20:36] ah [20:36] "aaadriannnnn" [20:36] *lol* [20:36] this one's the worst [20:37] "Mickey loves yah!" [20:37] im back [20:37] ok thx [20:37] I actually have a copy of that, haven't watched it [20:37] *** AtariAge has quit IRC [20:37] just selling it :) [20:37] don't [20:37] not woth ur time [20:37] worth [20:38] * Nynaeve is the best mommy in the world [20:38] *** digisoap has joined #vbender [20:38] 4or so my son says [20:38] * punkoffgi loves kids! [20:38] yo yo sup [20:38] 4*blush* [20:38] 4I just said he can play SSBM [20:38] sup digi! [20:38] * Nynaeve covers ears [20:38] You guys know what, this has ended up being a great day [20:38] I recontacted old friends [20:38] how's that, jon? do tell [20:38] Budweiser salutes Amaerica's police, fire, rescue and public safety workers....coool [20:38] ah [20:39] Americas I meant [20:39] burp! [20:39] Budweiser says "Drink More Beer!" [20:39] lol [20:39] oooh! pizza's here... BRB! [20:39] lol [20:39] ill state this again, canadian beer is better! [20:39] cool....save me 4 slices [20:39] stronger [20:39] lucky son of a ..... J/k [20:39] foster's the best [20:39] German Beer [20:39] in a Stein [20:40] beer is just yucky [20:40] * Nynaeve has Labatts Blue in fridge [20:40] beer has hops and oats tho! [20:40] =D [20:40] beer is the nectar of the gods. [20:40] if i *have* to i drink michelob light =P [20:40] In heaven there ain't no beer.... [20:40] 4single malt is the water of life [20:40] 4YUMMMMMM [20:40] that's why we drink it here...... [20:40] 4LOL!! [20:40] punkoffgirl, it puts hair on your chest! [20:40] i'll goto hell then [20:40] and when were gone from here..... [20:40] hair on my chest? [20:40] :) [20:40] so THATS where it came from! [20:40] what do we have to drink in heaven? wine coolers? [20:40] jaja [20:40] * punkoffgi peers down shirt [20:41] LOL [20:41] all our friends will be drinking all our BEER! [20:41] now Im drunk [20:41] wine coolers LOL [20:41] i dont see any hair! must not be drinking enough beer.. *lol* [20:41] Nighttrain [20:41] :) [20:41] Boones Farm [20:41] 4MAD DOG! [20:41] boones! goodness.. [20:41] 4c'mon folks, you KNOW you like Mad Dog [20:42] i'll stick with my kahlua [20:42] =) [20:42] Kahlua is good [20:42] indeed [20:42] mmm... bacon topping! [20:42] most yummy [20:42] i splurged tonight *lol* [20:42] 4oooh, bacon.... [20:43] * JonPendra is putting Laderhosen on DP [20:43] Damnit....thats ok DP...I'll make a good ol' Spam sandwich [20:43] laderhosen? [20:43] i dont speak german, matey boy [20:43] 4oh WONDERFUL. Now I have that Spam song in my head [20:43] 4*sigh* [20:43] leather suspender pants [20:43] LOL [20:43] I may get a hosen a little lader [20:43] * punkoffgi is glad she doesn't know any spam songs [20:43] lol [20:44] hosen or hosing? [20:44] hehe [20:44] haha :) [20:44] what the? [20:44] leather suspender pants? what the? [20:44] lol [20:44] kinky [20:44] oh man [20:44] lol [20:44] *** jazzyfox has joined #VBender [20:44] This sheet is getting itchy [20:44] THERE [20:44] 4HAH! [20:44] (takes out camera, begins snapping embarrasing pictrures) [20:44] you gotta be kidding me [20:44] 4tag, Jazzy is it! [20:44] lol [20:44] 4*snicker* [20:45] haha [20:45] whoa [20:45] I don't fit the topic [20:45] damn, jazzy! it's been AGES [20:45] well [20:45] I do [20:45] I WAS drinking [20:45] then came home [20:45] heh [20:45] 4Mr. Jazzy sir...tell us what you have been DRINKING [20:45] woops [20:45] 4I do believe you're pulling a Buffy and are tipsy [20:45] I wish I had some JD [20:45] i knew i was forgetting something.. where's my sheet! [20:45] gotta scoot guys, i'll shoot to be back later, have fun ; ) [20:45] Bass Pale Ale [20:45] later ninja [20:45] 4bye ninja [20:45] coz it's good [20:45] 4OOOH! [20:45] * Nynaeve is WAY jealous [20:45] *** ClubNinja has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:45] * Nynaeve is pouting [20:46] Jazzy!? [20:46] nyner, no alcohol? [20:46] 4I MADE Jazzy join [20:46] Dude! [20:46] *** zek has joined #vbender [20:46] 4no...not yet DP [20:46] 4*sigh* [20:46] 4hubby not home yet [20:46] why wait? [20:46] 4he has the key to the fridge [20:46] * jazzyfox if confused [20:46] 4*snicker* [20:46] ha! [20:46] is [20:46] ban sayshi [20:46] ohh..mirc is working....two of me is cool, no? [20:46] key? *lol* [20:46] Jazzy it's Seren [20:46] oh whoa [20:46] s'ok zek [20:46] yes zek, two of us is awesome [20:46] My wife said hi [20:46] this on efnet? [20:46] yeah jazzy [20:46] :) [20:47] sweet [20:47] *** jazzyfox has quit IRC [20:47] * Nynaeve is so confused [20:47] mirc time [20:47] ok.................. [20:47] most people prefer a REAL irc client over this java app [20:47] but it gets the job done! [20:47] 4jazzy is asking me what the channel name is [20:47] 4ummm [20:47] We'll see if I dont get cut...then I may trust it...for now I'll stay on the page [20:47] 4Nickelodeon? [20:47] java is the tool of the devil. [20:47] 4???? [20:47] it's #vbender [20:47] 4merci buttercups [20:47] ooh [20:47] :) [20:48] *** Cienna has joined #vbender [20:48] what!?! [20:48] there we go [20:48] no way! [20:48] u coulda jus went /nick Cienna :P [20:48] uhm no [20:48] oh o_O [20:48] *** digisoap is now known as digitalso [20:48] damn [20:48] cos that wouldn't have gotten me off the java one [20:48] *** digitalso is now known as digisoap [20:48] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'Phantasy Star Online REUNION ' [20:48] onto my uh usual [20:48] lol [20:48] i see i see [20:48] lol [20:48] copy cat! [20:48] I have yet to play that... [20:48] i did that already but you preempted me [20:48] hehe [20:49] oh [20:49] =P [20:49] sorry lammy-kins! [20:49] *** zek is now known as zektor2 [20:49] only like 3 ppl kno me here :/ heh [20:49] brb... [20:49] la dee dah [20:49] man I was supposed to play DAoC with someone [20:49] but I got home late [20:49] I gotta find them [20:49] ALL YOUR GAMES ARE BELONG TO US [20:49] * Nynaeve wants DAoC [20:49] you're gonna DITCH us? [20:49] 4*sniffle* [20:49] heh [20:50] 4OMG if my son tells me to watch MewTwo beat up Pichu one more time..... [20:50] 4>.< [20:50] u will? heh [20:50] lets see if the power I have allows me to kick my "other self" [20:50] brb gtg [20:50] *** buttasupe has joined #VBender [20:51] awww [20:51] c ya man [20:51] guess not [20:51] darn it.. [20:51] *** JonPendra has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:51] ditched already [20:51] down to 2 ppl knowin me, heh [20:51] hey whats up [20:51] hey hey [20:51] hey dude [20:51] yo yo yo [20:52] how was everyone's week [20:52] this week STUNK! =P TGIF all the way [20:52] friday whoooooooooooooooooo [20:52] ok, I think I'll put my faith in mirc now [20:52] *** zektor has quit IRC (Leaving) [20:53] *** zektor2 is now known as zektor [20:53] ahh [20:53] * punkoffgi has to work tomorrow still.. *sigh* [20:53] :/ [20:53] timing on this chat couldnt be worse... [20:53] i have a big family CHILI cookoff tomorrow [20:53] uh oh [20:53] and fully prepared to drink myself silly tonite [20:53] chili? sweet, ima cousin aint i? heh [20:53] I gotta work too...help nice rite aid customers...hope they dont take a dump on the floor like that last time...bah [20:54] i'm not gonna win without my wits about me tomorrow [20:54] dump?? [20:54] WHO dumped on the floor? [20:54] yeah [20:54] nasty.. eww.. [20:54] *gag* [20:54] some old black lady [20:54] damn [20:54] 4O.o [20:54] just lost my appetite [20:54] its bad in Lincoln Park [20:54] did you make that UP? damn.. [20:54] zektor... not at WOLFSONS? [20:54] no...the rite aid up the road [20:54] damn it all [20:54] whew [20:54] gross OUT [20:54] haha [20:54] *lol* [20:54] i dont go there [20:55] Its good most of the time tho [20:55] it was just an odd thing [20:55] "dont even go there" haha [20:55] i would say its ODD [20:55] i certainly hope it's not USUAL! [20:55] or else id be looking for another job.. [20:55] she just came in with a long dress... [20:55] oh man [20:55] hah [20:55] he's gonna provide DETAILS [20:56] =P [20:56] eat your pizza DP! [20:56] * Cienna is away: (FOOD) [BX-MsgLog On] [20:56] yum [20:56] no more talk about that subject [20:56] hey, if you were eating chili now it would be worse.. *lol* [20:56] ha [20:57] eww [20:57] im definately juvenile *lol* [20:57] at least it wont be wendy's chili [20:57] It could be hormel chili [20:57] in a can [20:57] *** Jon1 has joined #VBender [20:57] gah [20:57] gah! [20:57] hahaha [20:57] my father is partial to frozen chili.. [20:57] uncle bens [20:57] ahaha [20:57] Nyna [20:57] no go [20:58] 4no? [20:58] 4want me to get it for you? [20:58] nah m'lady [20:58] 4what's your id? [20:58] peas and carrots [20:58] Jon [20:58] 4k [20:58] hewwo everybody [20:58] me thinks i might be departing, heh. [20:59] oh, hey again jon [20:59] awwwwww [20:59] another one biting the dust already? dang.. [20:59] lol [20:59] (me was away from screen for sec) [20:59] Seriously tho, Rite Aid over on 202 is very very clean (aside that thing I just said)...DP, come in one day and I'll give you my 20% discount on a forman grill or something....haha [20:59] didnt kno u was back [20:59] i need to go change [20:59] * punkoffgi will be back [21:00] dont change lover [21:00] :) [21:00] *** buttasupe has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:01] pizza and chat do not mix [21:01] 4*sigh* I'm afraid I must leave.... [21:01] That Yu Suzuki gameworks rules...playing it right now [21:01] i'm gonna need to fumigate this keyboard tomorrow [21:01] :( [21:01] yer leavin, nyner? [21:01] nice meetin ya nyn [21:01] 4yeah, hubby en route [21:01] 4and he's not an internet fan [21:01] aww [21:01] 4*sigh* [21:01] hey, take it easy Nyn [21:01] awww. ok! ttys! [21:01] you're leaving already?? [21:01] dang it.. [21:01] *** VGB has joined #VBender [21:02] say hi to hubby for me nyner ;) [21:02] bye nyn, it was nice talking to you! =) [21:02] i HAD to change.. i smelled like a subway sandwich.. [21:02] LOL [21:02] mmmm [21:03] howdy. :0 [21:03] I like subway [21:03] :) [21:03] howdy vgb! [21:03] *** digisoap has quit IRC (Beware the power of SPAM.) [21:03] bet you thought I'd forget...hehe. [21:03] *** Nynaeve has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:03] I have an insurance agent stopping by tonight to look at the place. [21:03] you DID forget, didtcha? i had to remind ya [21:03] he said they might be able to cover me. [21:03] when didja remind me? [21:04] on the board? [21:04] now I have my wife nagging to use the computer! [21:04] ack! [21:04] no jon.... NO NO NO [21:04] LOL! [21:04] Tell her this is a very important meeting [21:04] put her online, let me talk some sense into her [21:04] NOOOOOOO!! [21:04] dont give in! [21:04] lol [21:04] oh, lemme go look. :) [21:04] darn, we're dropping like flies already *lol* [21:04] contest! what are the rulz? [21:04] contest, yes! [21:04] yeah our prize-giver had an emergency and BOLTED [21:04] Yeah, i'm kinda surprised how many people are taking off...but they normally come back later. [21:04] you need to be wearing a toga *lol* [21:04] but we can still do it [21:05] lol [21:05] what was the prize? [21:05] *** SaitoH2 has joined #VBender [21:05] we'll give adams stuff away! [21:05] I'm all ears [21:05] and legs, and arms [21:05] yo saitoh! [21:05] O_O;; [21:05] they'd BETTER come back later.. i'm taking down NAMES! [21:05] you just missed nynaeve [21:05] Saitoh! dude it is Serren! [21:05] saitoh! [21:05] saitoh? the voyeur site? [21:05] hi Saito!! [21:05] we had the whole PSO crew here [21:05] :D [21:05] * punkoffgi waves [21:05] oh yeah, its diaz [21:05] hola [21:05] lol [21:05] ^w^/ [21:05] muwahahahahaha [21:05] * SaitoH2 faints [21:05] *waves fists* [21:05] lol [21:05] o_O [21:05] lol [21:06] I'll burn a 2-cd set of the genesis emulator for the DC as a prize [21:06] oooooooooooooooooooo [21:06] ooh [21:06] dat nice [21:06] so, who's wearing a sheet then? [21:06] =P [21:06] lol [21:06] adams got stuff to give away too [21:06] * SaitoH2 kicks DP in the balls for quoting him wrong [21:06] * punkoffgi just realized she doesnt HAVE any white sheets! [21:06] it's *shakes fist* [21:06] i did 2 months ago, that count? [21:06] LOL! [21:06] heh [21:06] you wore a sheet two months ago? [21:06] only if you have a photo of it.. [21:06] * VGB test [21:06] hehe [21:07] i'm NUDE [21:07] <==has no sheets [21:07] O_O;; [21:07] >_< [21:07] did not need to know............ [21:07] * punkoffgi peeks between DP's legs [21:07] just how naked are you DP? [21:07] i can hardly tell.. [21:07] *lol* [21:07] STARK raving NUDE [21:07] jk [21:07] eating pizza, drinking beer, in the nude [21:07] ^w^ [21:07] * VGB throws a flaming goat turd toward Punkoffgirl and then shoots it like a piece of skeet...splattering it all over her and her video game collection. [21:07] yup [21:07] are the cats watching [21:07] LOL! [21:07] umm.. ewww.. [21:07] * punkoffgi is too poor to have a VG collection [21:07] I'm playing gunstar heroes on my "genesis DC compilation" now.... [21:08] hope they don't puke [21:08] hm, yep time to go, [21:08] lol [21:08] ha! [21:08] * VGB gives Joe an apron and rubber gloves...along with some Oxyclean to clean it up for ya. [21:08] no way blaze [21:08] nice meetin y'all, and talkin to old friends [21:08] thanks, vgb [21:08] lol [21:08] ok... [21:08] welcome. [21:08] we need Hentai Saturn games! [21:08] bye blaze!! *sigh* [21:08] catch ya later! [21:08] c ya =) [21:08] hey, i'll be back later on...gonna go clean a bit before this guy comes over. [21:08] *** MrBlaze has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:08] hasta [21:08] you're gonna miss the virtual oral sex [21:08] ahhh [21:08] o well [21:08] *** QOF has joined #VBender [21:08] the oral sex??? [21:08] clean up the poop? [21:08] more for me [21:09] hallooooo QOF [21:09] yeah, DP is offering his services *lol* [21:09] well, it's not that perrilous [21:09] hallo hallo [21:09] kris? [21:09] yep [21:09] Actually, I'll also throw in a 7 cd set of a complete mame romset (as of v0.57) [21:09] :) [21:09] well HELLO [21:09] wowsers! [21:09] :) [21:09] :D [21:09] I forgot all about this [21:09] doh! [21:09] forgot! [21:09] shame shame [21:09] wowsers? hehe I LIKE IT! [21:09] yeah, yeah, I know :) [21:09] lol [21:09] =) [21:09] Inspector Gadget stuff Saitoh [21:09] so who's naked? :) [21:10] lol [21:10] go go gadget ARMS! [21:10] you don't want to know [21:10] haha [21:10] heh heh [21:10] Go Go Gadget Penis! [21:10] its too COLD to be naked! =P [21:10] gadget penis? NOW yer talkin! *lmao* [21:10] i'm completely nude kristine [21:10] LOL [21:10] lol! [21:10] got your webcam viewer on? [21:10] ut! [21:10] OMG! [21:10] nah [21:10] oh stop with the ut already :) [21:10] good thing [21:10] so happy I dont have one [21:10] haha! [21:10] you dont want to go blind *lol* [21:10] lol [21:11] I love webcams :) [21:11] UT squared! [21:11] oy [21:11] lol [21:11] * rolls eyes * [21:11] me had lots of beer [21:11] I'll bet :) [21:11] wanna borrow my frying pan, kristine? hehe [21:11] lol [21:11] I'm on #11 man... [21:11] hee hee, no thanks, I've got a taser around here somewhere [21:11] Wife bothers Seren to get off Comp [21:11] pfft! 11 was around 6pm... i remember it well [21:12] haha [21:12] well i dont remember it really, but it was a long time ago [21:12] back Wench! [21:12] yer all a bunch of DRUNKS! so NYAH!! [21:12] I havem [21:12] *** DanTheMan has joined #VBender [21:12] oops [21:12] I didnt start until 7:30...give me time! [21:12] hellooooooo Dan [21:12] I haven't had any beer......yet. [21:12] Hey [21:12] oh wait! I forgot I had wine coolers from New Years left over! [21:12] brb [21:12] lol [21:12] saitoh... No.... Beer.... ? ... ? [21:12] hehe [21:12] what the hell? [21:12] its a tragedy [21:12] Owns a Cnadian hat [21:12] has the entire world gone completely mad? [21:13] stop the presses [21:13] i have beer.....not drinking it yet though. [21:13] who is that? [21:13] ? [21:13] who is who? [21:13] lol [21:13] who are you? [21:13] stop the press, who is that? <==line from movie [21:13] lol [21:13] Ok, so the person with the best toga pic will get a 2-cd set of the contriversal "genesis emulator for the DC" AND a 7 cd set of the full v0.57 mame romset [21:13] yuck...wild fuzzy navel [21:14] eww [21:14] peach is nasty [21:14] peach ANYTHING [21:14] now I know why it was left over [21:14] thats all I can contribute :) [21:14] i wanna win [21:14] indeed a good idea Zektor but nah I do not Toga [21:14] peach is nasty [21:14] *lol* [21:14] DP youre half way undressed for Toga [21:14] yup [21:14] lol [21:14] what, are you looking in his window? [21:14] =P [21:15] gimme prizes [21:15] DP, you cant win...no Digitpress employess allowed :) [21:15] but you should have to wear Beer labels instead of a sheet [21:15] gah! [21:15] lol [21:15] what/??? [21:15] darn it [21:15] haha [21:15] * punkoffgi takes off sheet [21:15] oooo [21:15] oooh [21:15] *lol* [21:15] for that you may win [21:15] finally [21:15] oooh...wait, she's a chick [21:15] haha! [21:15] never mind :) [21:15] <==has beer now ^w^ [21:15] thats okay kristine, i dont discriminate *wink* *LOL* [21:16] lol [21:16] lol [21:16] ooooooh [21:16] haha! [21:16] uh-oh, now look what you've done [21:16] me too [21:16] i think i need a babysitter *lmao* [21:16] don't get dp all excited now :) [21:16] yeah, his poor heart.. [21:16] hehe [21:16] I'm not worried about his heart... ;) [21:17] i think i already passed out [21:17] what day is it? [21:17] Saturday [21:17] your birthday [21:17] dammit! [21:17] ready to unwrap your present? *lmao* [21:17] ooh! what's my present?! [21:17] yes please [21:17] lol [21:17] * punkoffgi ties red bow around zektor [21:17] there ya go! [21:17] bwahaha [21:17] erm [21:17] haha! [21:17] uh [21:17] that'll calm him down better than a cold shower =P [21:17] *** DanTheMan has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:18] lol, true :) [21:18] also, before I forget, the genesis DC emulator discs (2 of em) were entirely put together my none other than me...so you cannot download this collection anywhere [21:18] *shrinkage* [21:18] darn [21:18] if it shrinks much more.. [21:18] *lol* [21:18] LOL! [21:18] zektor, what do we have to do to get it? I joined in a little late [21:18] be the best toga [21:18] if it shrinks any more it might get confused with the washington monument [21:18] grr [21:18] ah, ok [21:18] send a pic to DP [21:19] gotta find my camera...brb [21:19] if it shrinks anymore, you mean the washington monument on the COIN [21:19] pfffft [21:19] you should know better [21:19] i *should*? =P [21:19] hehehe [21:19] of all the SILLY things to say [21:19] *** CaptainFa has joined #VBender [21:19] hi capn!! [21:19] hallooo cap'n! [21:19] Have no fear the Captain is here :) [21:19] hey cap [21:19] * punkoffgi waves wildly [21:19] Hey all [21:19] lol [21:19] woo hoo! [21:19] hehe [21:19] Id wave right back if I knew how lol [21:19] the calendar creator [21:20] do backslash then me then the action [21:20] I take full credit for the creation of the Battlezone DP lol [21:20] *Blushes [21:20] *** Sylentwul has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:20] Lets try that again lol [21:20] *lol* the "wannabe" creator you mean.. hehe.. there isnt' a calendar yet! [21:20] \me blushes [21:20] yet [21:20] AHHHH [21:20] dammit, where's my cable connector? [21:20] nope [21:21] thats forward slash [21:21] try the slash the other way, capn [21:21] do backslash [21:21] * CaptainFa blushes [21:21] AH [21:21] sames as question mark [21:21] AHAH [21:21] there ya go! [21:21] * punkoffgi applauds [21:21] * CaptainFa bows [21:21] Ok wife pressured me a little too much [21:21] * punkoffgi dances [21:21] aww [21:21] NOOOOOO [21:21] I must go but will be back my fellow friends [21:21] * punkoffgi wipes away tear [21:21] lol [21:21] o.....hay... [21:21] Ill chat with you all soon [21:21] * punkoffgi hands out tissues [21:21] darn it [21:21] Thank you Thank you [21:21] :) [21:21] * DigiPress kicks stone [21:21] bye bye jon [21:22] * CaptainFa take one [21:22] lata [21:22] HONK! [21:22] *** Jon1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:22] *** AlanD has joined #VBender [21:22] Thanks I needed that [21:22] i thought jon would NEVER leave [21:22] * punkoffgi dodges capns boogers [21:22] 'lo all [21:22] hi alan! =) [21:22] now we can have some FUN [21:22] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'take off all your clothes ' [21:22] greets, alan! [21:22] Break out the beer! [21:22] no pics of me in a toga I'm at work gaurding your country :) [21:22] lol [21:22] thanks CHIEF! [21:22] hehe... what, they dont give you free sheets? [21:22] all right, I found the cable! Pic's coming in a few minutes [21:22] I just got home from work and Im too tired to wear a sheet [21:23] wha...? [21:23] too TIRED to wear a sheet? [21:23] punk: actually they forgot to even get me sheets today :) [21:23] (thanks for not wearing a toga - not thanks for guarding our country) [21:23] :) [21:23] where is the effort in that? hehe [21:23] * punkoffgi hands alan a sheet [21:23] <==isn't removing clothes [21:23] there [21:23] now you have clean bedding at least [21:23] <==is a prude [21:23] hehe [21:23] lmao tank top will have to do, I have to get up early so I plan on hitting the hay after this [21:23] thanks :) [21:23] * punkoffgi takes off saitos clothes anyway [21:24] tank top? where are the photos? *wink* hehe [21:24] afk message traffic to go thru brb [21:24] o_O;; [21:24] rotflmao [21:24] tank top? Nooooooooooooo [21:24] Im naked and eating cheese doodles [21:24] no one is supposed to know! [21:24] Next two things I have to get a digital camera and a web cam [21:24] cheese doodles stain your skin a funky yellow.. [21:24] * punkoffgi peers at the birthmark on Saito [21:24] True but oh so fun to lick off [21:24] what IS that? [21:25] it looks like Elvis! [21:25] Now you tell me! I just dropped on on my...umm... [21:25] are you gonna put that in your mouth now? =P [21:25] Zektor your on your own [21:25] I just ate it [21:25] lol [21:25] umm.. [21:25] well.. [21:25] *** MrRetro has joined #VBender [21:25] haha [21:25] five second rule? [21:25] *lol* [21:25] Wow you can eat yours!!! Jesus I feel so small all of a sudden [21:25] you're bad :) [21:25] hahahah [21:25] eat yours.. [21:25] oh boy [21:25] this is fun [21:25] Wazzup [21:26] I am very athletic [21:26] howdy mr retro! [21:26] I can't Im not that bloddy flexible. [21:26] and flexible too, i'd say [21:26] Exciting Friday night for us all, eh? [21:26] yes yes! [21:26] Either that or incredibly lucky [21:26] wait.. i thought he ate a cheese doodle.... [21:26] haha [21:26] =P [21:26] :p [21:26] back no new wars [21:26] hey, i PLANNED this for my friday night, so nyah! hehe [21:26] Ok, everybody stop pickin on me [21:26] :) [21:26] zektor, i have to know [21:26] does it REALLy look like a cheese doodle? [21:26] Forget it after work this is the perfect way to relax [21:27] maybe you should see a doctor [21:27] Mine does ;) [21:27] lol [21:27] that's just NOT right! [21:27] hehe [21:27] We're all a bunch of Video game nerds!!! heh heh [21:27] :-) [21:27] Well, its like a cheese doodle maxxed about 700% in size [21:27] Are you kidding the curve is definitely a plus [21:27] yeah.. uh huh.. [21:27] * punkoffgi rolls eyes [21:27] its curvy [21:27] if its yellow, its wrong [21:28] OH YES THE OPENING OLYMPIC CEREMONIES!!! [21:28] its not yellow anymore [21:28] anymore? [21:28] I'm watching Martha Steward on foon network [21:28] I cleaned it [21:28] food [21:28] owies my feets hurt [21:28] haha [21:28] Im bad and drunk now [21:28] cleaned it.. what, soaked it in bleach? [21:28] dang.. [21:28] i thought that was good and drunk.. =P [21:28] So exciting when they introduce countries that brag about having had electricity for a whopping 10 years [21:29] that too... [21:29] I'm back...what channel is the Olympics on? [21:29] NBC [21:29] damn it, my tv sucks [21:29] * zektor rubs punkoffgirls feets [21:29] I just had to see the WTC flag [21:29] * punkoffgi doesnt watch tv [21:29] YOu play games but dont watch TV [21:29] *** QOF has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:29] oooooooooooooooooooook [21:29] * punkoffgi thanks zektor [21:29] *** QOF has joined #VBender [21:30] i wore new shoes to work today.. bad idea when you're on your feet 8 plus hours.. [21:30] nope [21:30] what do yah do? [21:30] i dont watch tv [21:30] Thats alaways a good time to break in new shoes [21:30] i work at subway sandwich shop [21:30] always* [21:30] *lol* well the other pair i have are really uncomfortable [21:30] HEY WAIT!!! [21:30] i have a year old pit bull who prefers my shoes for chew toys [21:30] I wore new underwear today, bad idea when your on you ASS for 8 hours! he he [21:30] * DigiPress finally done with pizza [21:30] so i only had one pair left.. [21:30] Do you know ......... [21:30] *** ArielA has joined #VBender [21:30] * CaptainFa shakes with anticipation [21:30] not likely [21:30] I work at rite aid like I said b4...I know what the 8 hour standing thing does...its bad [21:30] damn gotta run must chew some ass one of my guys just returned from AWOL [21:30] ariel? [21:30] JARED?!?!?! [21:30] areally?? [21:30] its not [21:31] Ariel?? [21:31] no i dont know jared *lol* [21:31] :) [21:31] *** AlanD has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:31] not her ip but nice try [21:31] Hi boys! [21:31] he did come to maine last fall tho *lol* [21:31] hello, sir [21:31] but he didnt make it to our subway [21:31] lol I saw your Maine list I added my own Florida one hehe [21:31] i like blimpie better [21:31] Who you calling sir Joe? You should know me better than most. [21:31] BLIMPIE [21:31] yeah i read that, but it doesnt count the spring breakers or the disneyworld vacationers! [21:32] * punkoffgi spits on blimpie again [21:32] ariel, you're on AIM with me, so one of you is an imposter [21:32] DP Im shocked what no Boars Head? [21:32] I usually goto the blimpie in west paterson, or 8the subway in little falls [21:32] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'BLIMPIE BLIMPIE BLIMPIE ' [21:32] lol [21:32] blimpie rules [21:32] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'Hit DP with a frying pan and win a prize! ' [21:32] * CaptainFa shakes head [21:32] subway is a poor mans blimpie [21:32] CLANG! [21:32] kiss my @$$ [21:32] hehe [21:32] ha! i ducked [21:33] Blimpie, yum, quality meats :-p [21:33] twice [21:33] step on his foot first [21:33] hey DP, which e-mail do we send the pics to? [21:33] I may go to the #121 soon... [21:33] that always works [21:33] uh oh [21:33] Blimpie: For those who settle for less [21:33] she knows the damn technique [21:33] yay! [21:33] * punkoffgi high fives capn [21:33] *** ArielA is now known as CX2K [21:33] * CaptainFa gets her down low [21:33] damn straight i do [21:33] hi john [21:33] lol [21:33] i didnt win the title of virtual mistress for nuthin *lol* [21:33] Had to try. :) [21:33] is this the real ariel [21:33] HA [21:33] *** jeff has joined #VBender [21:34] hey, you're the virtual wife, I'm the virtual mistress! [21:34] yeah, might have worked if you TOLD me first [21:34] john in baaad [21:34] whoops [21:34] hi all [21:34] *lol* [21:34] Hey Jeff [21:34] i've been drinking, thats my excuse [21:34] yes yes ladies, don't fight [21:34] DP, which e-mail do we send the pics to? [21:34] unless you plan on ripping each others clothes off [21:34] * punkoffgi rolls eyes [21:34] in which case, please fight very much [21:34] * rolls eyes too * [21:34] not where YOU can watch =P [21:34] that would be cool :) [21:34] look how they get nuts Joe when they think another woman is moving in. [21:34] yeah i konw [21:34] *know [21:34] you boys keep dreaming [21:35] i'm crowd control [21:35] switch on the webcams [21:35] kristine and i are on the same team [21:35] DP so what do you think about selling the calendar at the Classic Gaming Expo this year? [21:35] heh heh [21:35] doh! [21:35] hehehe [21:35] that again.. [21:35] i put up those shields around the crotch area [21:35] Joe, wanna have the pics sent to you or me? [21:35] either, zek [21:35] which leave the ass area vulnerable.. [21:35] lol [21:35] i'm not without my tricks! [21:35] Calendar? [21:35] mmm don't i konw it [21:35] Alright alright punkoff we'll let it drop...for now [21:35] *know [21:35] ok, send all pics to zektor@optonline.net [21:35] beer kicking in [21:36] =P [21:36] are you doind beer bong [21:36] zektor's givin away some great stuff! [21:36] ha [21:36] beer FUNNEL! [21:36] last chance to win! [21:36] last chance? [21:36] me and DP will arrive at a winner conclusion when me sober up [21:36] says who? [21:36] no [21:36] ah, crap...hold on! [21:36] i thought we were all gonna vote! [21:36] no beer bong here rajaxy - same ol bottle stuff for me! [21:36] =P [21:36] yeah let's vote [21:36] * jeff looks for frying pan [21:36] so it's kristine against.... who? [21:37] ariel [21:37] * punkoffgi holds up frying pan [21:37] its right here [21:37] kristine? [21:37] hmph. [21:37] lets vote for kristine's best picture! [21:37] *** Atar1G1rl has joined #VBender [21:37] *lol* [21:37] ooh [21:37] hi laura! [21:37] *** ianoid has joined #VBender [21:37] a competitor [21:37] haha! [21:37] ok, I'll upload them to a site that the mods will only know, we will look at them, and judge...k? [21:37] heh [21:37] jeez laura, how far from your job to home? [21:37] Hello! The party can start now :) [21:37] Hey looks who's here the famous Atar1g1rl hehe [21:37] yay! [21:37] now i have someone to be on my side =P [21:37] I'm here, I'm at work, get used to it. [21:37] what, I was the only one that did it? [21:37] she wont get in a bikini either [21:37] sup IAN? [21:37] In CA traffic, an hour away, plus a stop at the store for drinks! hehehe [21:38] Punk never say never [21:38] word up! [21:38] lol [21:38] No bikinis! [21:38] i can and WILL say never to a bikini! [21:38] so there! nyah! hehe [21:38] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'BIKINIS and BOOZE ' [21:38] I see that Punk is not dead. [21:38] * punkoffgi sticks tounge out [21:38] Alright Ill wear one if yall do [21:38] :P [21:38] lol [21:38] right back at ya babe lol [21:38] yeah i'm wearing mine already [21:38] punk is alive and kicking.. or swingin a frying pan hehe [21:38] its polka dot [21:38] ROTFLMAO [21:38] Eek!! [21:38] punk' [21:38] i'll just go with the booze [21:38] I'm blind! [21:38] where is the photo of THAT i wanna know [21:38] ah! [21:38] hahahah! [21:38] punks not a bikini [21:39] in your inbox sweetie [21:39] DP you'll be our cover shot! [21:39] BINGO [21:39] my inbox? why isnt it here in person? [21:39] punk is a onepiece from 1963 [21:39] Problem solved case closed NEXT [21:39] Hey, now I have to bust out my bikini? This is alot of work... [21:39] *fox whistles at DP* [21:39] * DigiPress drives to maine [21:39] punk is my dog collar [21:39] *lol* [21:39] Hopefully some of these ladies will be busting out of their bikinis at CGE. [21:39] dog collar? don't they sell those at target now? [21:39] umm.. [21:39] yep [21:39] Punk is so mainstreem [21:39] too bad i can't make it to CGE haha [21:39] * CaptainFa changes into Homer [21:39] So I miss anything good from the first hour of the party? [21:40] they will, daddy big [21:40] only if you think of it as a fashion statement [21:40] CGE is so good it hurts [21:40] "Think un sexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts..." [21:40] its also all the way across the country from me [21:40] yeah, so? [21:40] Philly Classic!!! [21:40] hey cx2k - atar1g1rl will be joining us at E3 this year [21:40] WOOHOO!! [21:40] Is there some rule I don't know about that predicates that all internet chat turn to porn chat? [21:40] unsexy thoughts? just think of DP in a bikini *lol* [21:40] :-) [21:40] so no swear words [21:40] oh yeah!!!!! A new party girl! [21:40] unspoken rule [21:40] what????/ [21:40] Ianoid little known fact lol [21:41] Is punk girl or atarigirl in CA? [21:41] you kidding me? [21:41] Atari [21:41] im in maine [21:41] All regualr on the street chat turns to porn chat in a given time frame [21:41] yup I be in CA [21:41] Punk is in the "We gots Indoor Plumbing!" State [21:41] Oh yeah, the source of the why people in maine are almost in Canada [21:41] i gotta get ready to get to the pubgo see some ladies [21:41] * punkoffgi is lonely in maine [21:41] see you guy later [21:41] Im in the "Ask about our Grandchildren State" [21:41] we're 'sponsoring' her visit to e3... gonna be fun [21:41] oh! [21:41] what? indoor plumbing.. pfft. [21:41] * zektor is lonely in Wayne [21:41] * Atar1G1rl pats punkoffgirl on the head [21:41] g'night rajaxy [21:41] lol [21:41] Atarigirl you ever go to the games meetings? anyone else in Cali? Plug plug plug [21:42] NYC [21:42] *** rajaxy has quit IRC (Leaving) [21:42] They are great. We're just organizing one. Are you in Southern cal? [21:42] Who's in NYC? [21:42] * punkoffgi smiles at Atar1G1rl [21:42] Retro what part? I was from the Bronx before I moved down here for college [21:42] Yeah I'm out in San Dimas [21:42] duuude [21:42] Queens here [21:42] *lol* [21:42] Bronx to NYC? Big stretch. [21:42] heheheee [21:42] And john is in Valley Stream [21:42] I'm sitting here silently in the corner [21:42] queens is good...I used to get my pc parts there [21:42] Make the trip homegirl. We meet somewhere in LA zone- or have you before? [21:43] kris, whatcha doin? [21:43] got those pics for me? [21:43] I just send ya a pic...didn't you get it? [21:43] share with the rest of us!! [21:43] Queens: Birthplace of the Bulletproof Vest [21:43] lol [21:43] * Atar1G1rl waves at Kristine [21:43] to me or zektor? [21:43] * QOF waves back! [21:43] * punkoffgi dances in a circle [21:43] both [21:43] hmmmm [21:43] your digitalpress@email one [21:43] I never could do IRC gestures [21:43] hey, i'm here for a few more minutes. :0 [21:43] :) [21:43] got QOF's pic...who else? [21:43] Joe you have about 5 emails addys, eh? [21:43] * punkoffgi gets dizzy and falls down [21:44] aha! got it [21:44] LOL! [21:44] c'mon, I don't wanna be the only person to send a pic! I'll never hear the end of it! [21:44] * CaptainFa offers a hand to punkoffgirl [21:44] opening... [21:44] * VGB kicks punkoffgirl while she's down. [21:44] woah [21:44] lol [21:44] Anyone else get the Tron DVD yet? [21:44] * ianoid dances along the prescribed arrows that his dancing game dictates [21:44] darn circles [21:44] what is this pic? [21:44] QOF...why no full body shot :) [21:44] @_@ [21:44] Joe, I thought you had one of these ladies set up for CGE? [21:44] I only have a small mirror in the bathroom :) [21:44] wooo! [21:44] yes what a weird movie [21:44] hehe [21:44] *pant* [21:44] nobody else is here to take the pic [21:44] share pic share pic share pic! [21:44] You know, the whole jumping out of the ake routine. [21:44] cake [21:45] i dunno zektor, who's gonna beat THAT!? [21:45] hey, i didn't see the pic...post again please. :) [21:45] DP, don't you DARE replace my photo pic with that one! [21:45] i dont have a digi cam.. *sniff* [21:45] lol [21:45] even me in my bikini... [21:45] upload it up load it! [21:45] I dunno...she has very nice hair [21:45] lol, no way kris! [21:45] hee hee [21:45] DP you were warned dont make punkoffgirl get the frying pan out [21:45] lol [21:45] oop [21:45] nice hair? [21:45] and a cute face.... [21:45] so is anyone gonna repost the link? i'm outta the loop here. :( [21:45] who are you talking about?!? [21:45] likewise [21:45] :) [21:45] nice hair..I'm in desperate need of a haircut [21:45] there was no link [21:46] QOF [21:46] thank you kristine! [21:46] im pestering for one [21:46] whatever photo everyone is talking about. [21:46] * Atar1G1rl is confused [21:46] VGB YOUR OUT OF THE LOOP! I didnt know there was one [21:46] she wins [21:46] haha [21:46] I lose [21:46] Join the club Atari [21:46] I'm the only one that sent a toga pic! [21:46] * punkoffgi likes being a loser [21:46] *lol* [21:46] oh, the toga thing...hehe. [21:46] my computer is too old for a scanner or a camera [21:46] If she is the only one to send a pic, she wins [21:46] well its up to you now, laura [21:46] maybe I should take one...I'm almost certain to win. :) [21:46] hee hee, go for it! [21:46] you only get one shot at this [21:46] why is it only up to laura? [21:46] what's the prize again? [21:46] Ha! [21:46] you boys better get off yer buns [21:46] DP's collection [21:46] this was NOT a girls only contest!! [21:46] * CaptainFa strips to buff [21:46] oh yeah [21:46] READY [21:46] man, too many first names of people not listed on the right [21:47] well it is NOW [21:47] lol [21:47] oop.. [21:47] laura = atarigirl [21:47] * Atar1G1rl is coming down with a virus... no feel like costume tonight [21:47] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'boys against girls ' [21:47] kristine = QOF [21:47] L8R boys and girlz, I'm outta here [21:47] *** MrRetro has quit IRC [21:47] email pics to zektor@optonline.net [21:47] Later Retro [21:47] nude preferably [21:47] awww... [21:47] should I try to take a pic of my tattoo? [21:47] :) [21:47] yeah! [21:47] contrast injection system 3, please [21:47] where is it? ;) [21:47] yes please! [21:47] Zek mine too? You want Glossies? [21:48] on the back of my shoulder...not like Ariel's! [21:48] oooo...i'm finally getting a larger apartment...so I can finally get all of my arcade cabinet projects finished up! [21:48] Yay! [21:48] so laura, what'd you buy to drink? =) [21:48] I want a MAME cabinet sooooo bad [21:48] Gots me some Raspberry Hard Lemonade [21:48] Fast to drink and get schnockered [21:48] doh! what happened to kahlua? hehe [21:48] i wanna see yer tattoo QOF [21:48] Too pricy... ;) They only had big bottles [21:48] me 2 [21:48] yikes [21:48] ok, brb [21:49] I decided to go south of the border [21:49] i splurged on one meself.. but the littler one [21:49] Yes, I think that we should all get to see it. :) [21:49] TEQUILLA [21:49] I got a tatoo of a larger penis on my crotch. It's a conversation starter for sure. :) [21:49] big bottles of Kahlua are very expensive *pout* [21:49] THis thing on? [21:49] VGB LMAO [21:49] haha [21:49] no poop, thirty bucks or more! [21:50] Yah... no can do until payday {7 more days, thank goodness!} [21:50] i get paid every week, thank god.. i really can NOT budget for two weeks [21:50] Best I heard from Down Periscope: "A navy man with a tattoo of Welcome Aboard on his penis" [21:50] lol [21:50] heheee [21:50] oh, did everyone here...my unit was called up and sent to Camp X-Ray only 32 days after I was out of the Marine Corps!!!! Phew! [21:50] EEK! [21:51] atarigirlie... [21:51] whatz camp xray? [21:51] Punk we switched over to 2 weeks a couple of months ago :( [21:51] heh [21:51] Thing is, I'm still considered "inactive reserve"...which means that if the sh*t really hits the fan, I can still get called up. [21:51] two weeks is bad [21:51] Your telling me [21:51] atarigirlie.... [21:51] Yes?? [21:51] i want a pic in that dp t-shirt. after your virus issue [21:51] Okey dokey [21:51] Not that Ive seen a dime of it, Jason Wilson is taking all money lol [21:51] did you puke on it? [21:52] are you a refluxaphile Joe? [21:52] ariel's yesterday's news [21:52] Huh? [21:52] Bah! [21:52] *lol* [21:52] we can tell where his brain gets all its direction from.. [21:52] we need some new blood in the "fhm of video game sites" [21:52] LOL [21:52] heheheeee [21:52] lol [21:53] punky, i have enough pics of you to last a years worth of pictorials [21:53] I once ate a mosquito [21:53] * zektor is waiting for QOF's TATTOO! [21:53] Ill keep my mouth closed on that one I dont wanna get in trouble [21:53] lol [21:53] Remind me never to send you that pic of me dressed up in a Princess Leia slave outfit I made myself and wore one Halloween. [21:53] hey, do you have ANY idea how hard it is to take a pic of your own back?! [21:53] LOL [21:53] I dunno...never tried :) [21:53] I can imagine its a bit tricky QOF [21:53] gimme a couple of minutes... [21:54] ok.. [21:54] I think I pulled something :) [21:54] waiting... [21:54] LOL [21:54] :) [21:54] *** Sniderman has joined #VBender [21:54] g.g.g [21:54] I took 20 pics and only one looks ok...let me load up photoshop [21:54] Now talk about being a fanatic, Im actually considering getting a Captain Falcon tattoo [21:54] Greetings kids. Forgot about the party! [21:54] lol [21:54] ehh...send all 20 [21:54] Hey Snider [21:54] hehhee [21:54] forgot!? [21:54] lol [21:54] is snider here? [21:55] OK, OK, so I'm watching the folk's dog tonight and got caught up throwing the ball to him... [21:55] he's hiding in the corner [21:55] VGB! 'Sup? [21:55] Looks like the whole crew's here tonight. [21:55] With a few new additions :) [21:55] and we've got naked pictures of kristine even! [21:55] :) [21:56] I didnt get those! [21:56] eh? [21:56] erm... oh [21:56] Geez...I misse the photo shoot! I must've missed getting the memo! [21:56] yeah... we DONT have naked pictures of kristine then [21:56] :) [21:56] Does anyone have nude photos of me yet? [21:56] the girls are still waiting VGB [21:56] Damnit DP dont joke like that here I got all worked up for nothing [21:56] no..please...no! [21:56] :) [21:56] lol [21:56] eh? naked photos?! [21:56] gahhhh [21:57] LOL [21:57] you evil, evil man [21:57] naked is good [21:57] haha! [21:57] *** jeff has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [21:57] you're naked under the towel, right? [21:57] yep [21:57] oooh [21:57] it doesn't really matter...when i'm naked my fat covers everything anyway. :) [21:57] zektor, what's your e-mail again? [21:57] I have x-rated vision [21:57] zektor@optonline.net [21:57] DP I won't dignify that with an answer [21:57] his email is digitalpress@email.com [21:58] * CaptainFa adjusts towel [21:58] :) [21:58] night guys [21:58] Night stoned [21:58] night grover! [21:58] Night SToned. [21:58] sorry we didnt get to chat much [21:58] mail is being sent... [21:58] see you all later.. [21:58] * zektor hits "send and receive" every two seconds [21:58] *** stonedgro has quit IRC [21:58] thought he'd NEVER leave [21:58] who was stonedgro? [21:58] ? [21:58] he was a PSO teammate! [21:58] ahhhhhhh [21:59] we had six of 'em in here at one point [21:59] ahh [21:59] PSO? [21:59] ok [21:59] phantasy star online [21:59] didn't recognize the name :) [21:59] ahhhh [21:59] hurry up, mail [21:59] amazing how 'bonding' that game was [21:59] hehehee [21:59] SO, what's the topic - other than nekkid-ness? [21:59] ever play Ultima Online? [21:59] still no tattoo email? [21:59] just sent it [21:59] ahh [21:59] i still keep in touch with the 6 or 8 'regulars' [21:59] i didnt get it! [21:59] Im still into Starcraft all these years hehe [21:59] we are gonna be getting the new UO next week- yay! [21:59] help! [21:59] my mail is broken! [22:00] nice [22:00] Argh...on-line gamers.... [22:00] * Atar1G1rl snickers at DP [22:00] * CaptainFa stands up and puffs out chest [22:00] who's gonna be plaing FFXI online? [22:00] Something wrong with online games? [22:00] oooh mail! [22:00] Atari, what shard do you play? [22:00] Dont make me go to the Battlezone [22:00] lol [22:00] that a tiger? [22:00] :) [22:00] yep [22:00] I've got an addictive personality. Last thing my wife needs is yet another time-wasting hobby. [22:00] cool [22:00] sorry for the poor quality [22:00] it looks good [22:00] I'm gonna be a newbie, no shard yet :( [22:00] I'd disappears for weeks/months... [22:00] @_@ [22:00] play great lakes...I'm on that one :) [22:00] kristine wins [22:01] Cool!! [22:01] lol [22:01] Snider when SC first came out I didnt see daylight for nearly 2 weeks [22:01] I am a proud grandmaster miner [22:01] lol [22:01] lol [22:01] how did you get into that angle - on a webcam? [22:01] I used to work at Babbages. SC's all anyone talked about for months... [22:01] kick arse! I don't know what I want to persue yet [22:01] digital camera [22:01] I think if we dont get any onther contestants, she's gunna win. Come on people! [22:01] I'm double-jointed :) [22:01] with a mirror? [22:01] damn [22:01] I can imagine and WCIII is coming out soon [22:01] Atari, if you need any help let me know :) [22:01] yeah, with a mirror [22:02] Another time when Ill drop off the face of the earth [22:02] * punkoffgi needs another drink [22:02] No chance of a frontal shot eh? :) [22:02] heh, NO [22:02] but thanks for asking :) [22:02] * CaptainFa slides her a beer across the bar [22:02] I didnt think so [22:02] lol [22:02] oh, are we getting drunk tonight also? [22:02] Man, am I missing nekkid photos? CRap. [22:02] * QOF getting about Punkoffgirl kicking her ass [22:02] Very cool, I'll tell Michael that we should go for Great Lakes, then. :) We are gonna have an UO wedding after our real wedding. You can come watch! [22:02] oh, excellent!! [22:02] * punkoffgi scratches head [22:02] who's kicking whose ass? [22:02] Tonight....in the morning.....in the afternoon.....Its always a good time to get drunk [22:03] I'm too tired to kick anyone's ass...so it's not me. [22:03] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'WE'RE DRUNK ' [22:03] lol [22:03] Regis' next gameshow: "Who's in Need of an Ass-Kicking?" [22:03] I just got this impression of POG kicking my ass over the naked pics [22:03] maybe it's my ass that's getting kicked. [22:03] lol [22:03] QOF's shots are good...she's gunna win if we dont get more participation. Email your pics to zektor@optonline.net NOW [22:03] woah [22:03] now i'm in a fight? [22:03] dang [22:03] what did i miss when i was letting the dog out? *lol* [22:03] no, no, no...I don't wanna fight! [22:03] QOF, okay if is end your pics to punkoff? [22:03] *I send [22:03] hee hee, ok [22:03] good typing *lmao* [22:03] k [22:03] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP is drunk ' [22:03] she has nothing to worry about :) [22:04] lmao [22:04] *** Sothy has joined #VBender [22:04] Good one POG [22:04] Hey Sothy! [22:04] hellow [22:04] Hey SOthy [22:04] woah [22:04] howdy [22:04] i must be slow tonight or something [22:04] * punkoffgi wants to buy a clue [22:04] Sothy...you the same as Soth222 on my board? or is that someone else? [22:04] greets sothy! [22:04] no im not soth 222 [22:04] Buy a vowel instead or would you rather solve? [22:04] hi sothy! [22:04] hey dp [22:04] I spend ll day typing on the computer. I come home. NOw look what I do in my spare time. *sigh* [22:04] soth222 is an imposter [22:04] hi [22:04] umm.. no i really need a clue please [22:04] Yep ok that Tequilla kicking in about now [22:04] lol [22:05] i am CCCP_Lord_Soth on counter-strike.net forum im a mod [22:05] I think cap was referring to you changing the topic [22:05] Well, at least Video Game Torah stopped posting. LOL [22:05] lmao! [22:05] sothy is the 'original' sothy [22:05] no, QOF, i meant the whole fight thing.. [22:05] QOF right on the money! [22:05] i really missed something.. [22:05] oh I'm sorry...that's my fault [22:05] Wow I can honestly say I feel out of place here lol [22:05] afk brb [22:05] *** Sniderman has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:05] I turn around for two minutes and now everyone is in a fight? huh? :0P [22:06] you're telling me! [22:06] i didnt even know i was! =P [22:06] you down with OPP? [22:06] why ya outta place, capn? [22:06] 8This color is awesome [22:06] lol [22:06] i went to let the dog out and, dang.. [22:06] hehee [22:06] DP and zektor were talking about my pics and I just had this image of you stewing in the corner about it [22:06] no no no [22:06] I down with Opie [22:06] yellow is BAAAD [22:06] hahah! [22:06] oh no [22:06] Ahhh just that whole new kid in town thing hehe [22:06] 9ok here [22:06] AAACk [22:06] im the jealous virtual wife now? [22:06] better than yellow [22:06] hee hee [22:06] green is better [22:06] Catching on fast though ;) [22:06] *lol* [22:06] c'mon virtual wife and mistress. only a matter of time before you both dump me and hook up w/each other [22:06] A local church group decided to do a song to the tune of "OPP" called "You Down With GOD?" [22:06] 9:) [22:06] well now! [22:06] made me wanna puke. [22:06] so might as well get along [22:06] * punkoffgi rolls eyes again [22:06] :O ooooo this suddenly got very interesting [22:07] heheheeee [22:07] Elaborate DP please Im all ears [22:07] lol [22:07] heh, I'm willing to try anything at this point [22:07] I think I spilt my beer [22:07] ha! [22:07] *lmao* [22:07] i KNEW it [22:07] :) [22:07] * QOF drinks another wine cooler [22:07] well, i just broke up with my boyfriend this week.. [22:07] ;) [22:07] * CaptainFa sucks in gut [22:07] me too. :) [22:07] Really? [22:07] * QOF giggles [22:07] I never had a boyfriend [22:07] * CaptainFa REALLY sucks in gut [22:07] *lol* [22:07] they're great! [22:07] you had a boyfriend? but .... our ... rings... [22:07] REALLY? [22:07] 9She couldnt cook my meals right she had to go [22:07] especially when they give good backrubs. :) [22:07] lol DP [22:07] HAHAHAA [22:07] oooo...backrubs [22:08] * CaptainFa breaks out Massage License [22:08] I LOOOOOOVE backrubs [22:08] See Im even certified! [22:08] i need a foot rub [22:08] * DigiPress prepares QOF tattoo rub [22:08] my footsies are owies [22:08] *lol* [22:08] if somebody can give me a good backrub I'm theirs for life [22:08] LOL!! [22:08] prepare yourself [22:08] My old roomate was studying to be a Massage Therapist [22:08] you're a perv, dp :) [22:08] :) [22:08] Man, I loved when she had homework [22:08] I'd prefer to get rubbed somewhere else though! [22:08] Hello!! [22:08] Massage Therapist: The study of feeling someone up [22:08] VGB :O [22:08] more toward the high shoulders and neck. :) [22:08] I do really good backrubs. That is another addition to the grand prize for best toga. I will give you a phenominal backrub, as long as you are of the opposite sex [22:08] Bad girl! [22:09] hey zektor, where do ya live? ;) [22:09] * CaptainFa takes off Toga [22:09] heheh [22:09] new jersey :) [22:09] d'oh [22:09] Shoot Zektor you had me going [22:09] i think im getting totally lost here [22:09] yeah, you near by? [22:09] damn [22:09] shoot [22:09] * VGB puts on a raincoat and a pair of tube socks [22:09] 9some guy came in the store when i was working and said he was from the therapy place down the block and offered me 90% off. [22:09] hey im not THAT far from jersey.. hehe [22:09] lol vgb [22:09] 9i declined. [22:09] woah [22:09] he wanted you bad, sothy [22:09] *lol* [22:09] tee heee [22:09] 9ya it was weird [22:09] still do. :) [22:09] POG no place is far enough from Jersey lol [22:09] sothy, change colors. my eyes... BLEEDING [22:09] On to wine cooler number two [22:10] ok, drive out...I'll pay tolls :) [22:10] ok this [22:10] *lol* [22:10] k [22:10] that's a little better sothy [22:10] You know why Jersey is called the Garden State? [22:10] woo hoo! road trip! [22:10] pretty colors! [22:10] We grow smoke stacks here [22:10] why? (i have to ask..) [22:10] They couldnt fit "Petrochemical and Refinery Stae on the license plate [22:10] captain because they produce so much manure [22:10] State* [22:10] lol [22:10] That's a proposal that no girl can turn down..."come have sex with me and I'll pay for the toll fees". [22:10] there was no sex proposal! [22:10] * CaptainFa gets change [22:10] (unless i missed that part..) [22:11] zektors got some MOVES [22:11] I'll have sex for boxed rarity 8 games [22:11] or better :) [22:11] LOL [22:11] it's the backrubs, gets all the girls *wink* [22:11] * VGB takes off tube socks and puts on a pair of swimmers goggles [22:11] You go girl! [22:11] I didnt say sex...maybe some oral.. [22:11] lol [22:11] * CaptainFa again breaks out Massage License [22:11] lol [22:11] * punkoffgi checks lock on chasity belt [22:11] you holdin out QOF? i was only gonna get a boob flash for river patrol? pffffft [22:11] :O [22:11] bwahaha [22:11] sorry :) [22:11] * CaptainFa gets jackhammer [22:11] brb [22:11] You have to pay to drive on george bush jr. road. hes not making friends. also its a road not a bridge. [22:11] * VGB takes off rain coat and replaces it with a sports bra and a large band-aide. [22:11] * DigiPress is holding punky's chastity belt key [22:12] * punkoffgi runs for cover [22:12] * CaptainFa lunges for the key but misses [22:12] * QOF breaks out the video camera for future Internet sales [22:12] * punkoffgi screams helplessly like all girls in cheesy horror movies [22:12] ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! [22:12] * VGB looses his bandaid and trips on himself...quite painfully I might add. [22:12] QOF man that was priceless [22:12] Unfortunately, all I have is a broken NES to trade for a boob shot...guess that aint gunna happen [22:12] :) [22:12] so... anyone here like VIDEO GAMES? [22:12] lol [22:12] * CaptainFa grins and growls....runs after Punky [22:13] what are those? [22:13] lol [22:13] ha! [22:13] boobs? [22:13] you shot who in the what now? [22:13] * punkoffgi looks down shirt [22:13] ill do some barnyard movies for an adventurevision [22:13] they're jugs of lard that hang from a woman's chest. [22:13] * CaptainFa looks down shirt [22:13] so THATS what those are [22:13] LMAO [22:13] barnyard? [22:13] I thought they were jugs of milk? [22:13] Sir the private says he lost boobs a couple of months ago sir! [22:13] my mom has some cows and sheep and chickens.. [22:13] They just don't coat pans as well as Crisco thugh. [22:13] ewww.. jugs of milk ;P [22:13] lol [22:13] yeah but they're lots of fun with baby oil *wink* [22:13] MMMMMmmm Milk [22:13] *lmao* [22:14] Got Milk? [22:14] * QOF thinking of ways to exploit these sexual perversions for money [22:14] hey qof [22:14] i'll go in with you [22:14] we'll start a 900 line [22:14] *lol* [22:14] Ahhhh the sex in the air......Boobs....Baby Oil......Farm Animals [22:14] hehehee [22:14] *** Kaine23 has joined #VBender [22:14] whoo! video game sexual fantasy line! [22:14] 1-900 baby oil barnyard [22:14] * VGB propositions every girl on the board for a loose copy of E.T. [22:14] we'll corner the market! [22:14] LOL! [22:14] Can I call for hints and tips? [22:14] If you would like to hear a cow Moo press 1 [22:14] who you wanna be, Lara Croft or Jill Valentine? [22:14] I wanna be a phone sex goddess, too!! [22:14] Lara Croft [22:15] Press 7 to hear a duck quack [22:15] i love angelina jolie hehehe [22:15] Press 9 to rub the goat [22:15] lol, oh yeah, forgot about the movie :) [22:15] okay laura, you're in too! [22:15] Yay! [22:15] the girls of DP [22:15] *lol* [22:15] *** newcoleco has joined #VBender [22:15] It shows, you have a small claque of game geeks, drooling over your every byte [22:15] Calendar coming soon [22:15] * Sothy presses 9 [22:15] wow, everybody's showing up now [22:15] lol [22:15] hello! :) [22:15] take care everyon...I just popped the top on a bottle of Canola oil and popped in a movie about Amazonian women...topless tribeswomen I might add. :) Take care all. [22:15] DP's drunk again? [22:15] lol! [22:15] later vgb! [22:15] bye vgb! [22:15] c ya [22:15] You have pressed 9 Sothy...... [22:15] oh, wait, keep it G rated for the French Canadian [22:15] allo kane old matey boy [22:15] *** VGB has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:15] hahah! [22:15] Please stay on the line a Goat will be with you shortly [22:16] yo [22:16] * DigiPress gets another beer [22:16] baaaaa [22:16] all operators are currently busy [22:16] BaaaaaaAAAhhh [22:16] damn goats keepin me on hold [22:16] damn [22:16] *Drives in with a beer truck [22:16] they are eager and ready to assist you [22:16] please hold on the line [22:16] QOF beats me to all the good lines [22:16] Your masturbation is important to us a goat will be with you shortly [22:16] ;) [22:16] great minds think alike :) [22:16] lol [22:16] * ianoid cracks a virtual one [22:16] * Atar1G1rl covers her nose [22:16] Alright Im lining up another Tequilla shot whos in?!?!?! [22:16] see, you beat me to that one! [22:16] hehehe [22:17] :) [22:17] im at work i may have to hit the x button at a moments notice [22:17] I'll do a body shot! [22:17] * Kaine23 drives into the room with a beer truck [22:17] OK [22:17] *** Cafeman has joined #VBender [22:17] YEEEEEEEEHAW! [22:17] who's first? [22:17] Who wants some?? [22:17] Come on...one more shot [22:17] * punkoffgi wishes she had a camera *lol* [22:17] hi cafeman!! [22:17] Me!! [22:17] need beer [22:17] Jesus anyone watching the Olympics? They have a 3 hour opening ceremony and they wonder WHY they dont get ratings? [22:17] hey all [22:17] although i dont think we have any specific policy towards goat porn on the clock [22:18] towards or against? =P [22:18] the Olympics? What're those? [22:18] Girls rule DP chat board. Story at 1am. [22:18] Sothy its actually deductible on your W2 [22:18] are there still oily naked greek guys involved? [22:18] mmm [22:18] my refund will be huge [22:18] is there a code for the Olympics to get past the Opening Ceremonies? [22:18] i like greek food.. [22:18] *lol* [22:18] Kaine yeah its called Escape the Boredom [22:18] phew, I thought you were gonna say greek MEAT for a sec [22:18] * CaptainFa Irish heart is wounded [22:19] Kaine, it's l, r, l, r, u, d, u, d, a, b, START [22:19] that too, qof [22:19] hey, im international, baby! hehe [22:19] lol [22:19] Send me one more pic QOF....try to get a full body pic in [22:19] i'm a mutt [22:19] naw [22:19] lol, sorry, mirror's too small :) [22:19] captain it may be a coronory from 57 gallons of whiskey [22:19] (Irish Accent) Would you like to see me leprechaun [22:19] * Kaine23 gets DP more drunk then usual [22:20] *** PerryRhod has joined #VBender [22:20] Set the camera on auto, step back and let it take the snapshot [22:20] lol Sothy [22:20] Thats also refundable [22:20] <- proud Dutch girl...famous for boys sticking fingers in dikes [22:20] hi [22:20] hey PR [22:20] I just got here myself [22:20] woah [22:20] I just got this thing, I still can't figure out how to work it [22:20] *lol* @QOF [22:20] yeah [22:20] * Kaine23 falls alseep from the Olypmics [22:20] hey cafe, how are yah? [22:20] mom said that to me once :) [22:20] * CaptainFa goes into Coma from the Olympics [22:20] *** AlanD has joined #VBender [22:20] about what? [22:20] hehe [22:20] i always figured that kid was a dumbass i woulda just shoved a stick or something in that dike hole [22:20] zek - mellow right now [22:21] Alan, whaassssup [22:21] * QOF watching patch adams for some bizarre reason [22:21] :) [22:21] Quick Poll: Would you rather A: Watch the Olympics [22:21] it's better the the Olympics? [22:21] the reason: Monica potter [22:21] back again ass properly chewed out by the Chief ;) [22:21] mom said the boys and dikes thing...had no idea what she said either :) [22:21] B: Count your fingers [22:21] C: Watch grass grow [22:21] WHen I was 21...I had some very good beer... [22:21] Hi Cafe get my note on the eproms? [22:21] D: Watch Paint Dry [22:21] yep [22:21] Or E: Have mind numbing animalistic sex [22:21] interesting method of acquiring them [22:22] *Lmao* [22:22] i like your mom already! [22:22] look my navel grow [22:22] aren't they all the same anyhow? [22:22] zektor, what's new with you? [22:22] lol, mom's a trip [22:22] lol [22:22] Cafe: yup but it certainly is much much cheaper [22:22] i cant vote till i know what color paint [22:22] my mom is always saying "jaime!" in that shocked tone of voice.. [22:22] 8test [22:22] eww [22:22] no YELLOW! [22:22] failed [22:22] 9test [22:22] no yellow! [22:22] bad yellow bad [22:22] test [22:22] Sothy your choice of Tickled Pink or Navy Blue [22:22] thats better [22:22] Three [22:22] yellow...hurts...eyes [22:22] 7test [22:22] back in black, baby [22:23] hahah! [22:23] acdc [22:23] 7thats fine [22:23] Well, I'm drunk and trying to get people to send their toga pics up for the big prize. QOF is the only one so far [22:23] ill go with the pink cuz it starts red and as it dries it gets lighter, actually quite fascinating. 2nd choice is the sex thing [22:23] i dont have a camera... [22:23] draw something! [22:23] sex and pink? what?!?! *lol* [22:23] Sex thing second jesus! [22:23] a stick figure? [22:23] haha stick figure art! [22:23] *** Kaine23 has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:23] ill draw a kitty [22:23] Sex last Cant miss that grass grow [22:23] <^-^> [22:23] *** Kaine23 has joined #VBender [22:24] i KNEW i shoulda gotten film for my polariod, i could have always scanned it tomorrow.. hehe [22:24] brb Have to go drain the dragon just thought Id share [22:24] here kitty kitty kitty... [22:24] drain the dragon? that's a new one... [22:24] TMI capn [22:24] HA [22:24] he can dream, right? [22:24] =P [22:24] gotta work they might not like me running around in a toga at the base while on duty :) [22:24] *lol* [22:24] You can always enter your pictures tomorrow...but there will be a cut off date. DP? [22:24] better than choking the chicken though [22:24] they might on the other hand.. [22:24] DP is gone to have a smoke [22:24] ahh [22:24] rubbing the bishop [22:24] mary palm and her five sisters [22:24] 7:-) [22:24] Off Topic Question : Someone here have seen "Yatta!" video-clip? [22:24] * Cafeman doesn't own a toga since that "animal house" episode [22:25] I don't have a toga, but I have a Sheik's tent made out of my cubicle so I can sleep at work. [22:25] TOGA! TOGA! [22:25] woah [22:25] tents are cool =P [22:25] "pitching a tent" [22:25] haha [22:25] UGH DP cant smoke in his own house? [22:25] ba dump bump! [22:25] Smoke!? What a Sean Kelly thing to do! [22:25] japanese comedy doesnt do it for me [22:25] i think he choses not to.. [22:25] * CaptainFa lights one [22:25] * punkoffgi is all out of cigarettes already! [22:25] Smart choice. Smoke is soo refreshing. [22:25] * QOF doesn't smoke [22:25] * Kaine23 lights DP and passes hima round [22:25] hehehehe the advantages of being single [22:25] I don't allow smoking in my apartment [22:25] * QOF never gets breaks either [22:25] God Im ready to cry lol [22:25] lights DP?!? [22:25] too smelly [22:26] lol! [22:26] It masks the smell of other things... [22:26] Atari open your mind [22:26] Kooch! [22:26] oh my, silence for ten seconds! [22:26] I am a smoker, but even I think it stinks when it is all over my clothes and stuff. Ick! [22:26] i tried the smoking outside thing last winter.. didnt work for long. [22:26] Think about it second hand smoke is worse than a cigarette.....Ive never heard a better reason to light up....That second hand shit will kill you! [22:26] * zektor is afk for a minute [22:26] Ouside the ice cave? [22:27] may i suggest a link for those who want to see "Yatta!" video-clip? [22:27] outside the outhouse [22:27] Funny I smoke yet I cant stand the smell of smoke like in someones car or their apartment [22:27] newcoleco= Request Denied [22:27] Oh my god, levae it to the French Canadian to say something pertaining to video games! [22:27] *lol* @sothy [22:27] lol [22:27] yatta? [22:27] dont' pick on poor daniel! [22:27] Save us Daniel! [22:27] back from the lions den, even.. [22:27] *** Kaine231 has joined #VBender [22:28] * Kaine231 passes out smokes to all! [22:28] Is Yatta a Seinfeld based video game? Or is that Yadda? [22:28] 7we are two frenchies here! [22:28] lol [22:28] * CaptainFa grabs one [22:28] Bon jour. [22:28] Sorry I only smoke American Spirits [22:28] Bon nui. (sp?) [22:28] Comment allez-vous? [22:28] 7salut comment ca va? [22:28] I tried to say more words than "hello" and "bye" this time... i reach my goal! Yeah! :) [22:28] bon soir [22:28] 7DOH! [22:28] Spirits are good [22:28] hehee [22:28] yatta means the noise you make after ejaculation in japanese [22:28] American Spirits: Great big taste...Little Wompom [22:28] It's hard to get one in edge wise [22:28] woah. [22:28] Ja ja ja... [22:28] omg [22:29] those japanese are perverts [22:29] Sothy oh you mean OHHHHHHHHH SHIT IM CUMMING!!!! [22:29] kik [22:29] A word that is,Newcoliel [22:29] Newcoleciel [22:29] ya like dat [22:29] * Kaine231 passes DP around [22:29] ahh..that feels better [22:29] Sorry couldnt help it [22:29] lol [22:29] what the.. [22:29] * QOF takes a hit off of dp [22:29] why are you passing DP around?!? [22:29] *lmao* [22:29] * Atar1G1rl accidentally drops DP [22:29] hello? [22:29] Japanese: OHHHHHHHHHH SHIDO ASA OOOOOOOOYY [22:29] I will "post" here a Yatta link in a few seconds. [22:29] DP's dah sh*t [22:29] he's drunk, he gets what he deserves :) [22:29] * punkoffgi chugs down DP [22:29] whoops [22:29] You're being smoked DP. [22:29] turn your back for a second [22:29] *** Kaine23 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [22:29] 7hi! [22:29] smoked, or drank? [22:29] * Kaine231 lights up DP for punkoffgi [22:29] woops [22:29] *lmao* [22:29] although in your case captain its more like "OHHH GODD IM COMI... ZzZzZzZzZzzZ.] [22:30] hello perryrhod [22:30] http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=yatta [22:30] HAHAAA [22:30] you're evil sothy [22:30] Wow, I'm SO loaded here at work. Wow, I get a contact high from all the working people. [22:30] DP, the cut off date for toga pic entries? [22:30] 7Hi DP! [22:30] Sothy I dont disagree [22:30] ;p; [22:30] cut off DATE? i was thinking HOUR [22:30] I can't stop the song Yatta in my head! [22:30] ;) [22:30] * Kaine231 passes out a cigar next [22:30] :) [22:30] eww [22:30] yo DP [22:30] stinky cigars [22:30] * punkoffgi holds nose [22:30] ahh...many people wanna get them in tomorrow [22:30] 7newcoleco: take a pill... [22:30] depends... is atarigirl playing now? [22:30] No thanks I ahte cigars [22:30] Hate* [22:31] i wanna win, damn it! [22:31] 1 Tequilla 2 tequilla 3 tequilla floor! [22:31] nah, not unless you count that old halloween pic.. hehehe [22:31] *lol* [22:31] Anyone for a hit of DP again? [22:31] its toga themed tho.. [22:31] heh "ah hates cigars" [22:31] I gotta send my pic in [22:31] as it stands, QOF will win [22:31] halloween? whats the costume? [22:31] not a toga [22:31] she''s the only pic entry! [22:31] How much does a halfway descent digital cam cost anyway? [22:31] I can't get to your link thru this stupid java window Daniel. I'll have to look later. [22:31] 4 tequiula 5 tequila 6 tequila dead asian whore! [22:31] Atari for you Ill be in the buff lol [22:31] I say Kristine wins, bathtowel down [22:31] its not the cost of the camera [22:31] its the cost of the new computer [22:31] *lol* [22:32] give kristine the prize [22:32] wha, did those pics get passed around?? [22:32] she certainly didnt hesitate [22:32] hehe [22:32] no [22:32] lol [22:32] phew [22:32] no Q [22:32] pic? [22:32] only punkoff got 'em [22:32] Just bought one, with my easy payment plan I should have it paid off before we send a shuttle to Jupiter [22:32] I suppose i can post a message in the Off Topic Section of the ezboard retrogaming. [22:32] my camera cost about $250 [22:32] they are safely stored in the toga partition [22:32] .. about yatta! [22:32] Coleco please do :) [22:32] would someone with broadband watch the yatta video for god sakes [22:33] my computer is too old, no PCI slots for cameras.. [22:33] *** AlanD has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:33] get a mavica [22:33] I have Broadband [22:33] * Kaine231 buys punkgirl a new ocmputer [22:33] Someone post it [22:33] I can watch it tomorrow at class...broadband there [22:33] Do post it. I would like to look at it. [22:33] usb slot, pog! [22:33] dont i wish [22:33] no [22:33] oh wait, never mind...old computer [22:33] i meant usb slots [22:33] *lmao* [22:33] Sothy hates Frenchies. [22:33] :) [22:33] i have pci [22:33] but no USB [22:33] * Kaine231 passes out [22:33] you can get a USB board for pretty cheap [22:33] and i killed my sound card when i tried to install a PCI to USB card.. [22:33] ok never mind :) [22:34] so is the contest OVER? [22:34] frenchies.. click [22:34] When the final? date for entried are set, and a winner is chosen, I'd assume the non pornographic pics will be posted :) [22:34] i'm of french canadian origin.. so there! =P [22:34] It is over [22:34] 7Sothies hate Frenchies???...where are those Frenchies? I don't see them [22:34] * QOF jumps up and down in orgasmic joy [22:34] 7;-) [22:34] Them's fightin' words [22:34] pornographic??? i missed those! [22:34] Togagraphic [22:35] hey wait, I'm French! [22:35] kris would be tough to beat anyway... even if the other ladies were game enough to compete [22:35] * CaptainFa wakes up [22:35] I say make it over tomorrow at 10pm [22:35] french canadian makes sense cuz if a woman is gonna be that hairy at least live in a cold climate where its usefull [22:35] * Kaine231 doesn't want to see DP porn though [22:35] Someone say porn? [22:35] haahahaha [22:35] you flatter me [22:35] * Atar1G1rl pulls out her blaster [22:35] LOL [22:35] uh oh [22:35] oh shit [22:35] * CaptainFa ducks [22:35] * QOF ducks [22:35] * punkoffgi pulls out frying pan [22:35] :0 [22:35] lets go laura! [22:35] JESUS [22:35] =P [22:35] * QOF pulls out taser [22:35] * DigiPress hides behind capn [22:35] * CaptainFa runs [22:35] Frying pan with Laser Sighting? [22:35] Not me! [22:35] lol [22:35] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL! ' [22:35] CHARGE! [22:35] * punkoffgi sounds trumpet [22:35] YIYIIYIYIYIYI [22:35] brb [22:35] * CaptainFa jumps in the Blue Falcon [22:36] This new topic is quite true here. [22:36] *POW* [22:36] * QOF gives the Xena yell [22:36] *ZAP* [22:36] * DigiPress throws ian in front of oncoming horde [22:36] I get out of work at 9:30 tomorrow, and all picture emails in by 10pm tomorrow are it...none later. Is that ok DP? [22:36] 7:-O [22:36] * CaptainFa floors it [22:36] CLANG! [22:36] * QOF does a triple backflip [22:36] * CaptainFa sees pretty pretty stars [22:36] HUMAN SHEILD! [22:36] * punkoffgi throws boomerang frying pan at IANOID to get him from behind! [22:36] Wow who knew that a frying pan to the head wouldnt hurt [22:36] * CaptainFa drops [22:36] * Kaine231 calls Buffy [22:36] * DigiPress throws charred ian body aside, grabs kaine as next shield [22:36] * QOF flys a hundred feet into the air and plants her foot onto ianoid's jaw [22:36] 7DUH! [22:36] uh, kaine then instead of ianoid :) [22:37] * Kaine231 dodges DP [22:37] * CaptainFa charges Falcon Punch [22:37] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'IANOIDS DOWN! ' [22:37] * Kaine231 becomes the dragon Bahamut [22:37] * QOF pulls out her vorpral sword +3 and summons leviathan [22:37] * Atar1G1rl sneaks up on DP and grabs him, holding him hostage for ransome [22:37] goddamnit I type too slow [22:37] What did I say? I mean, I'm happy to be getting attention, even if it's as a floppy carcass. [22:37] *lmao* [22:37] i cant even stop laughing to type [22:37] * CaptainFa grabs AtriGirl [22:37] * DigiPress elbow-drops atarigirl [22:37] * punkoffgi pulls atari girl up [22:37] rally girls! [22:38] * Kaine231 lights up DP and passes him around again [22:38] 7shit that look like a combat game [22:38] 7here [22:38] * QOF yells "Get your hands off her before I hang your balls from my rearview mirror!" [22:38] * CaptainFa charges Falcon Punch again...... [22:38] * zektor 's swartz is bigger than yours! [22:38] * punkoffgi pulls out police nightstick [22:38] That would imply touching someones balls. [22:38] * Atar1G1rl sees stars [22:38] i'm not afraid to use this! [22:38] Which is not at all OT. [22:38] * Cafeman hides under guitar case [22:38] * CaptainFa pulls out "his" night stick [22:38] * DigiPress bonks punkoff and atarigirls heads together [22:38] Im not afraid to use this [22:38] In fact I prefer it [22:38] lo [22:38] lol [22:38] OOOHH put that nasty thing away Captain! [22:38] * punkoffgi attacks with TICKLE TORTURE! [22:38] This is a video game chat room disguised as a porno chat room disguised as a Street Fighter Text adventure. [22:38] * Kaine231 tickles atarigirl [22:38] * QOF stamps her foot over being ignored [22:39] * punkoffgi powers up forcefield [22:39] * QOF pouts [22:39] That's it! The next generation of next generation game should be a text adventure! [22:39] * QOF whines [22:39] 7:-))) [22:39] * Cafeman just figured out who "QOF" is [22:39] * CaptainFa poses "Show me a move" and winks [22:39] * punkoffgi pulls QOF into the fray [22:39] * Atar1G1rl runs up to QOF and whispers plans of action [22:39] Final Fantasy XI: The Text Years [22:39] 7YEAH! [22:39] what about me?!? [22:39] *lol* [22:39] * DigiPress intercepts whisper plan [22:39] Who is QOF? [22:39] * QOF grabs punkoffgirl [22:39] * CaptainFa listens intently [22:39] See what happens when you get video gamer's drunk? [22:39] * Atar1G1rl retuens the elbow favor [22:39] 7that would be great! [22:39] * punkoffgi blasts DP ears with sonic sounds [22:39] screw 256 bit systems, go to text adventures [22:39] * DigiPress blocks whisper with atomic pile driver [22:39] * punkoffgi goes for the low blow [22:39] QOF = Queen of the Felines :) [22:39] yes [22:40] * Atar1G1rl stomps on DP's foot [22:40] lll [22:40] * CaptainFa unleashes a falcon hadoken at AtariGirl [22:40] Super Mario Text. [22:40] * punkoffgi kicks DP in the shins [22:40] * DigiPress uses time travel device to halt the birth of atarigirl, negating foot stomp [22:40] * zektor is hanging out with Scott Adams playing "Pirates Cove" [22:40] Tony Hawk Text Skater [22:40] damn [22:40] lol! [22:40] I'm your FATHER dammit! [22:40] that was mean [22:40] I posted a new topic in the "off topic" section about Yatta! [22:40] * punkoffgi breaks DPS time travel device [22:40] doing doing [22:40] ewwwwwww [22:40] LOL [22:40] I miss something here? [22:40] LOL DP [22:40] is that incestual? [22:40] *lol* [22:40] Apparently DP is my dad [22:40] * CaptainFa dares someone to hit him by posing again [22:40] is it? [22:40] Mortal Textbat [22:40] :p [22:40] newcoleco -- oui [22:41] * CaptainFa realizes no one is up to the challenge [22:41] Way [22:41] Zut! [22:41] * punkoffgi uses kickboxing moves learned last summer on capn [22:41] * DigiPress explains to daughter the meaning of family loyalty [22:41] * Atar1G1rl runs and hides from shame [22:41] I gotta go guys [22:41] * Kaine231 explains to DP how to light up [22:41] * CaptainFa groans after getting hit [22:41] uh, enjoy the pics! [22:41] DP you have a daughter? [22:41] * punkoffgi pulls out atarigirl's birth certificate and proves DP is a FRAUD! [22:41] Mortal Sluts [22:41] WooHOO! [22:41] I'll use them later QOF! [22:41] DUH! [22:41] heh heh heh [22:41] She's old if she's on this chat thing. [22:41] * DigiPress goes back in time and corrects birth certificate [22:41] * Atar1G1rl laughs at DP and points! [22:41] * punkoffgi knows DP can't go back in time [22:42] * ianoid does somthing [22:42] * CaptainFa recovers and throw weights he lifted over the year [22:42] * QOF tells DP to go on Maury Povich for a DNA test [22:42] * DigiPress knows punkoff girl is in wrong dimension [22:42] * punkoffgi tells atarigirl her real father is... [22:42] * Atar1G1rl knows DP is just a big ole liar [22:42] DARTH VADER!! [22:42] I KNEW IT!!! [22:42] * Kaine231 burns DP's birth certificate, negating him [22:42] * CaptainFa realizes he is the only one fighting [22:42] * DigiPress knows kaine doesnt even really exist [22:42] * punkoffgi gives a big ole bronx cheer [22:42] * CaptainFa lights a smoke and thinks about it [22:42] * zektor says /me is used to much [22:42] dp doesnt have one [22:42] YEEEEEEEEEEHA! [22:42] he was too old [22:42] no paper [22:42] * QOF laughs at captainfa fighting with himself [22:42] *lol* [22:42] * Atar1G1rl takes over the board as the only last known "heir" of DP [22:42] * newcoleco say... nothing [22:42] * ianoid tries to think of easy to type comeback [22:42] * Kaine231 thinks /me is not [22:42] * DigiPress uses freeze ray to stop future shenanigans from dp board girls [22:42] * CaptainFa wonders WTF is going on? [22:42] * punkoffgi thinks Capn fight with himself on a daily basis.. or at least a body part.. [22:43] * CaptainFa applauds Digipress and tosses a smoke to him [22:43] * QOF jaw drops open [22:43] * punkoffgi claims DPs collection first! [22:43] * Kaine231 lights up a cig and sits with punkgirl wondering what's going on [22:43] * CaptainFa knows punky isnt far off [22:43] * DigiPress does german suplex on frozen dp board girls [22:43] * ianoid contacts Adult Adventures for new rising starlets to be recruited for video game themed porn movie [22:43] * QOF fights with punkoffgirl for collection [22:43] * PerryRhod eat my socks [22:43] A text porn! [22:43] * zektor says drink hearty...I'm, off to the american legion to get cheap beer [22:43] * punkoffgi shows DP that those frozen bodies were only a scam! [22:43] * QOF rips off clothes [22:43] :-))) [22:43] * punkoffgi fights off QOF [22:43] * ianoid sits around work waiting to go home [22:43] we're on the same team! [22:43] * Atar1G1rl runs around and picks everyone's pockets while the battle ensues [22:43] did you rip off MY clothes? *lmao* [22:43] oh yeah, I got confused :) [22:43] * CaptainFa grabs punky and qof and does a noggin knocker [22:44] CLANG! [22:44] * QOF rips off everyone's clothes [22:44] LOL!!!! [22:44] * punkoffgi uses frying pan on capn [22:44] im NAKED! [22:44] * QOF says ouch [22:44] ripping off clothes? I'll have to return very soon! [22:44] * CaptainFa poses in his beautiful glorious nudity and realizes..... [22:44] * PerryRhod have it's eyes popped out of his head [22:44] Kinda drafty in here [22:44] * DigiPress suddenly passes out [22:44] * ianoid feeds punkoff fried clams causing acute indigestion, incapacitating her for hours [22:44] * CaptainFa "Damn I feel a draft" [22:44] * QOF hands punkoffgirl her towel [22:44] ...nn...nnn...naked? [22:44] * punkoffgi headlights are on [22:44] *** chrstns27 has joined #VBender [22:44] g.g.g [22:44] *boing* [22:44] * punkoffgi realizes QOF handed her a washcloth instead [22:44] * DigiPress is frozen [22:44] lol! [22:44] DUH! [22:44] * Atar1G1rl thanks QOF and quickly covers up her "peep" parts [22:45] * QOF waves hand in front of DP's face [22:45] * CaptainFa wonders when QOF will give him back his clothes [22:45] * punkoffgi laughs at PEEP parts [22:45] * CaptainFa realizes its a cold night [22:45] * QOF burns captainfa's clothes [22:45] later people...its been...umm...interesting? I guess that is the word! [22:45] Punky lol [22:45] Uh oh [22:45] * punkoffgi looks at capns shrinkage in the cold [22:45] * Kaine231 lights a cig for punkgirl [22:45] cya zektor [22:45] lol [22:45] * QOF giggles at captainfa [22:45] * CaptainFa hides peep part and blushes [22:45] this is too much fun [22:45] * QOF points at captainfa [22:45] peace, love, and hairgrease! [22:45] * punkoffgi knows capn doesn have much to hide, hands HIM the washcloth [22:45] :) [22:45] * QOF is getting quite interested with captainfa [22:45] love anda peace! [22:45] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'punkoff girl admits defeat! ' [22:45] * CaptainFa takes it gracefully [22:45] *** zektor has left #vbender [22:46] * CaptainFa blushes again [22:46] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP HAS LOST! ' [22:46] * QOF eyes up captainfa [22:46] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'girls submit bodies to dp board guys ' [22:46] * Kaine231 wonders what DP has lost [22:46] good evening all [22:46] * ianoid took her out with fried foods, which by the way are high in cholesterol [22:46] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'boys keep dreaming ' [22:46] hello there [22:46] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'naked dp board girls go off in chains ' [22:46] * Atar1G1rl sknickers at captain [22:46] * CaptainFa rushes to go change [22:46] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP boys have small peep parts ' [22:46] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'game over for dp board girls! ' [22:46] oh it's Christian, still trading his score from last year! [22:46] well it's very messy here! [22:46] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'not much to see here ' [22:46] LOL!!!! [22:46] * QOF looking at porn on the Internet [22:47] * CaptainFa notices QOF looking [22:47] yes [22:47] well that's true [22:47] * QOF blushes [22:47] *lol* [22:47] oh god [22:47] i think im gonna pee my pants [22:47] * punkoffgi runs for the outhouse [22:47] I feel like in my high school SEX 101 [22:47] nah joe and i sold most of that [22:47] ha! we win! [22:47] way to go gents [22:47] * CaptainFa decides to stay put in all his (GOD ITS FREEZING) naked glory [22:47] You hella don't win! [22:47] it wasnt even much of a battle! [22:47] * ianoid makes only video game related comment in hours [22:47] * punkoffgi wonders if capns parts will ever come out of hiding [22:47] later all [22:47] *smokes victory cigarette* [22:47] that's only because I'm drunk [22:47] *** Cafeman has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:47] * punkoffgi is the queen of the playground crotch kickers [22:48] * CaptainFa notices punnky and Atari looking and laughing [22:48] lol [22:48] hhhheeeeYA! [22:48] yeah looks like i missed the game part and caught the bent part of this [22:48] * CaptainFa looks at his own peep part [22:48] So...how about those NE gamesS [22:48] * punkoffgi drops DP [22:48] vid..e oh! Ga...yme? [22:48] * PerryRhod you've got mail [22:48] * CaptainFa still stands unable to find a worthy opponent [22:48] * DigiPress slide tackles punkoff [22:48] game? [22:48] DP's drunk! Time to arrange some trades! [22:48] mail? [22:48] * punkoffgi tickles DP under the arms and gets loose! [22:48] * CaptainFa wonders who will get him a change of clothes [22:48] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'girls submit in lopsided battle with dp males ' [22:48] * PerryRhod yes..... [22:48] * Kaine231 trades DP's clothes with punkgirl's [22:48] lol [22:48] * Atar1G1rl realizes that it is getting more difficult to type [22:49] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'dp males are submissive ' [22:49] hey DP, if you still wanna do that calendar you've already got my pic ;) [22:49] * CaptainFa finds males winning the battle with easy [22:49] Toga Battle [22:49] * DigiPress trades kaines clothes with atarigirl [22:49] QOF is the Centerfold!!!! [22:49] All too easy. [22:49] ease* [22:49] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'game over, dp girls! bwahahaha ' [22:49] * CaptainFa high fives DP [22:49] na na nananana, na na na nana na na naaaaa [22:49] * DigiPress thinks is it really over already? [22:49] * Atar1G1rl looks down at ugly new clothes [22:49] high five brothers [22:49] Huh? [22:49] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'you wont get your calendar now ' [22:49] hey hey [22:49] are the girls still here? [22:49] goodbye [22:49] * CaptainFa knows it is and reassures his friend [22:49] "angel is the centerfold" theme :) [22:49] WHAT NO CALENDAR [22:49] Woohoo! [22:49] It would be a great calender- if there were three monthsin the year [22:49] * CaptainFa bows and admits defeat [22:49] No calendar for you! [22:50] * punkoffgi is very smart [22:50] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'see nude dp board girls in march dp pictorial ' [22:50] i said i fight below the belt [22:50] * Atar1G1rl is the Calendar nazi [22:50] * CaptainFa pleads for calendar [22:50] Christian: it has been this infantile the whole time I've been here [22:50] * QOF getting nervous over towel pic [22:50] slurp! [22:50] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP boys have wet dreams ' [22:50] Towel pic? [22:50] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'calendar titled 'battered women? or dp board girls' ' [22:50] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP boys sleep on couches ' [22:50] yeah, the pic I sent DP and zektor of me in a towel [22:50] * DigiPress needs to find a worthy competitor [22:50] yeah it was that way last time...i showed up @130am very sloppy [22:50] *lol* [22:50] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'dp girls sleep naked ' [22:50] * CaptainFa willing to fight with women for sake of calendar [22:50] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'dp girls sleep naked while DP boys sleep alone ' [22:51] so... anyone play atari ever? [22:51] * Kaine231 wonders what naked girls and video games have in common [22:51] * Atar1G1rl uses the force to lift DP into the air and throw him against the wall [22:51] * CaptainFa hits DP with a Falcon Punch on the blind side [22:51] peek a boo poker! [22:51] bubble bath babes! [22:51] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'dp boys sleep alone while dp girls sleep beaten ' [22:51] cathouse blues! [22:51] yeah [22:51] yeah those are ok [22:51] bachelor party! [22:51] ever play space invaders? [22:51] i suppose i should try and hype my upcoming trademeet...should ther be any new englanders here [22:51] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'at least dp girls can get beaten.. the boys do it themselves ' [22:51] yes [22:51] Alright I have to check out that Yatta thing [22:51] im from maine! [22:51] I finally got to see that video game futurama episode [22:51] LOL!!!!!! [22:51] * CaptainFa laughs at Punky as if he cares [22:51] lol [22:52] * punkoffgi knows Capn does all his own beatings.. [22:52] I like cheese [22:52] * Kaine231 calls Jay & Silent Bob [22:52] cheese is good [22:52] the boys do it? [22:52] boston..feb 23...lotso junk to trade and silly controller stunts [22:52] especially ezcheese! [22:52] Cheese, glorious cheese [22:52] Ceez Wiz [22:52] mmm...cheez-whiz! [22:52] Chezz Wiz* [22:52] ah, I can't spell [22:52] * CaptainFa asks Punky whats wrong with that [22:52] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'please check your togas at the door ' [22:52] well [22:52] Cheez Wiz....surfer food [22:52] * Atar1G1rl thinks Perry has had too much to drink [22:52] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'dp girls subpoena'ed.... "are those real?" authorities ask ' [22:52] Its someone I love lol [22:53] its Cheez-Whiz [22:53] * DigiPress files nails [22:53] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'the boys would like the chance to find out if they're real.. ' [22:53] Christian: Plug lost on drunk horny lot. I tried to hype the SC4 meeting coming up. [22:53] Alright kiddies its been fun but this Captain has to work tommorrow [22:53] awww [22:53] say it aint SO [22:53] 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer... [22:53] * punkoffgi cries [22:53] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'the boys find out while dp girls lie unconscious ' [22:53] alright kiddies, but the ianoid has to work right now [22:53] ianoid send me an email on it [22:53] but...but...you're naked! [22:53] its coming along well, we even have canadians coming down..a trademeet first [22:53] lol [22:53] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'dp boys busted for illegal drug use in girls drinks! ' [22:53] I am too drunk to comprehend now [22:53] A naked email? [22:54] * CaptainFa wonders how co workers will feel about him showing up naked [22:54] sned porn ASCII art then [22:54] naked email?? [22:54] Canadians! You just lost any chance of actually getting people to come! [22:54] where do i sign up? [22:54] do i have to pay? [22:54] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'punkoff girls fingers are tired... i wonder why ' [22:54] * punkoffgi invites capn to come to subway naked [22:54] * Atar1G1rl can't stop laughing [22:54] I can't believe I'm the only one who sent a toga pic [22:54] they're "french" canadians [22:54] where????? [22:54] hey dp, we're into vibration, remember? :) [22:54] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'punkoffgirls fingers wouldnt be tired if she could be satisfied ' [22:54] kris: you win, BIG time [22:54] yeah [22:54] * CaptainFa thinks "Is this a dream" [22:54] where????? [22:54] we're all for analog *lol* [22:54] atarigirl: where do I get email of yours? [22:55] lol! [22:55] * CaptainFa thinks "No it couldnt be because thats my boxers [22:55] * punkoffgi dances with atarigirl [22:55] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'punkoffgirl doesnt know satisfied .... yet ' [22:55] oops, yesh [22:55] grranimal@hotmail.com [22:55] * Kaine231 rips DP [22:55] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP cant find the hole.. still ' [22:55] Weee! [22:55] Alright work calls [22:55] aww [22:55] * Atar1G1rl getting dizzy from dancing [22:55] grranimal? wasn't that a stuffed animal line? [22:55] Night all its been fun :0 [22:55] i dont want you to GOOOO [22:55] :) [22:55] *sniff [22:55] bye capn [22:55] good night! [22:55] * QOF slamdances with punkoffgirl [22:55] * CaptainFa blows kisses [22:55] bye! [22:55] good night! [22:55] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'dp found three holes, used 'em ' [22:55] nite laura! [22:55] * CaptainFa poses for sake of women throughout the land [22:55] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'too bad they were on a bowling ball.. ' [22:55] !!! [22:55] sorry about the elbow drop [22:56] :) [22:56] * CaptainFa realizes its awfully cold [22:56] laura aint leavin! [22:56] silly [22:56] captain is leavin [22:56] Night :) [22:56] *** CaptainFa has quit IRC (Leaving) [22:56] * punkoffgi thrashes around with QOF behind the scenes [22:56] *lol* [22:56] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'punkoffgirl is warmer than a bowling ball ' [22:56] eh? [22:56] ah [22:56] * QOF kicks in a speaker [22:56] doh! [22:56] * Kaine231 lights Dp up and passes him to punkgirl [22:56] * punkoffgi pulls atarigirl into the pit! [22:56] ooohh the pit! [22:57] my HOME away from home [22:57] the pit? [22:57] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'Dp's lost his marbles.. holes in his underwear.. ' [22:57] I'm afraid! [22:57] the MOSH pit baby! [22:57] you're not talking about the straightdope board, are you dp? [22:57] Oh yeah!! [22:57] * punkoffgi slams around [22:57] DP had marbles? [22:57] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'holes in underwear are punkoffgirls only hope ' [22:57] no i wasnt actually [22:57] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'yeah she hopes she might find something in ONE of them with her magnifying glass ' [22:57] * Atar1G1rl booty-bumps QOF and punkoffgirl [22:57] ah, ok...didn't think so, but you never know :) [22:57] * Kaine231 wants some too! [22:57] * punkoffgi grinds [22:58] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'punkoffgirl is blind ' [22:58] * QOF thinks Atari is flirting with her [22:58] * Atar1G1rl winks at QOF [22:58] ooh [22:58] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'and DP isnt big enough to substitute for braile dots ' [22:58] * QOF is a little too drunk, if you catch my drift ;) [22:58] wow suddenly i feel like i'm 13 years old [22:58] * punkoffgi wants in on this! [22:58] braile dots? [22:58] lol [22:58] * Kaine231 bumps Atarigirl [22:58] this what aol chats are like? [22:58] heeee [22:58] pretty much :) [22:58] *lmao* [22:58] * QOF starts doing the limbo [22:59] * Atar1G1rl bumps Kaine231 a little too hard and knocks him down [22:59] what aol chats? [22:59] Sorry! :( [22:59] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'dp paints braille on punkoff with various love juices ' [22:59] oof [22:59] * Kaine231 chills with atarigirl [22:59] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'punkoffgirl doesnt know what to say ' [22:59] * DigiPress wants more pizza [22:59] hoo boy [22:59] mmm pizza [22:59] i need another drink [22:59] * Atar1G1rl asks Kaine231 for a smoke [22:59] me too! [22:59] no one talk i don twant to miss anything *lol* [22:59] I wish I had more to drink [23:00] punkoffgirl+DP=tru luv [23:00] * punkoffgi laughs at Atarigirl [23:00] where's the booze, kris? [23:00] what kind? [23:00] I drank it all :) [23:00] * PerryRhod have a rage of GT3... [23:00] *** chrstns27 has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:00] hehee [23:00] all I had was three wine coolers [23:00] * PerryRhod go play with his joystick [23:00] punky and i are soulmates :) [23:00] I have two more to go... [23:00] One down, 10 to go. [23:00] * punkoffgi wonders what QOF is like with hard stuff... [23:00] Atari, what kind? [23:00] dp is my bestest buddy! [23:00] heh, you really dont wanna know :) [23:00] last time I was drunk I ran around outside topless [23:00] *lol* yes i do! i need a partner in crime [23:00] Raspberry Hard Lemonade wine coolers [23:01] i love that story QOF [23:01] please tell it again [23:01] yes, I know you do :) [23:01] :) [23:01] * Kaine231 gets Atarigirl a smoke [23:01] LOL! [23:01] umm.. is it cold where you are? [23:01] heh, yeah :) [23:01] Strippers do strip [23:01] woah.. [23:01] * Atar1G1rl bums a light from Kaine123 [23:01] see, every new years eve... [23:01] can we hang out? *lol* [23:01] * Kaine231 lights atarigirl up [23:01] yeah yeah [23:01] Want a clove? [23:01] Happy new tits? [23:01] girl nights out! [23:01] my friends have a tradition where at midnight the guys stip to their boxes and run around outside... [23:01] clove, yeah! [23:01] no kidding! [23:01] Cloves are ill [23:01] * DigiPress huddles around campfire with QOF [23:01] oh man [23:01] i really should get to CGE this year *lol* [23:01] so instead of stripping to my underpants I ripped off my shirt and ran around [23:02] You MUST find a way Jaime!!! [23:02] From Maine? Isn't that an international flight? [23:02] * Kaine231 lights Atarigirl a clove instead [23:02] almost! [23:02] dang it [23:02] expensive [23:02] another guy missed it so I lifted up my shirt and said "Here's your damn tits!" [23:02] hahah! [23:02] the end [23:02] Tips accepted? [23:02] she'll be there! [23:02] * punkoffgi knows she'd like hanging out with Kristine [23:02] *** chrstns27 has joined #VBender [23:02] * Atar1G1rl coughs as she remebers she doesn't like cloves anymore [23:02] how old are you, poggie? [23:02] 23 soon to be 24! [23:02] atari, wha tkind ya smoke? [23:02] mmm... 23 [23:02] youngin [23:02] Christian, you aren't so bored by this that you came back? [23:02] *lol* [23:02] lol, I'm 30 [23:02] i'm 24! [23:02] * punkoffgi checks, nope no diapers [23:02] nice and old [23:03] mmmmm.... 30 [23:03] hehehe [23:03] Time for kids [23:03] HA! [23:03] yeah, just hitting my sexual maturity ;) [23:03] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'if it moves, DP will do it ' [23:03] lol [23:03] nah something got messed up when i had a few other windows open.. [23:03] Tick tock tick tock [23:03] * Atar1G1rl dread her 28th birthday in June [23:03] kids for who?!? [23:03] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'yeah, that's pretty much true ' [23:03] aol and java irc bad mix [23:03] 28 is soo ripe [23:03] i got a dog last year, so i dont need kids [23:03] lol! [23:03] mmmmm... 28 [23:03] I don't want 'em either [23:03] DP will do a dog, huh? [23:03] don't think I can have them anyway [23:03] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DP will do anything on legs ' [23:03] erm [23:04] Oh, I meant 82. I'm a geriatraphile [23:04] how about a vacuum cleaner? [23:04] * Atar1G1rl giggle uncontrollably at her own joke [23:04] *** Sothy has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [23:04] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'if 'anything on legs is up to it', yeah, true ' [23:04] vacuum cleaners are on wheels tho.. [23:04] * Kaine231 pets atarigirl [23:04] PETS?@?@ [23:04] no PETTING! [23:04] *lmao* [23:04] on, off, with without legs [23:04] you can put it on a chair, then it'll have legs? eh? eh? [23:04] HA! [23:04] hehehehe [23:04] I wish I had my Guy called Bob book [23:04] ciao [23:04] By Perryro [23:04] nite perry R! [23:04] bye [23:04] Perro [23:04] i'd like you to meet my two friends, neil and bob [23:04] got a smoke? [23:04] *lol* [23:04] bye! [23:04] peter penguin was BRILLIANT [23:05] By Danial [23:05] good nite everybody [23:05] *** PerryRhod has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:05] toodles! [23:05] * Kaine231 notices this chat degenerated [23:05] Just call me Wilma Wonderer [23:05] mountain man... pretty damn good too [23:05] Degenerated from? [23:05] it degenerated a long time ago [23:05] it has to have a high point to go down.. [23:05] lol [23:05] Seemed like it started low enough [23:05] its early still [23:05] I wasn't there for the start [23:05] damn it's cold in here [23:05] bottom has yet to be reached! [23:05] ok kids, my fiancee wants to take advantage of my drunkedness now [23:05] Nipply [23:05] we dont talk about GAMES until after midnight [23:05] NOOOO!! [23:05] Finaceer? [23:05] * punkoffgi grabs laura [23:06] Financier? [23:06] I guess I should go :( [23:06] have to get the booze out of the system first [23:06] you can't LEAVE!! [23:06] i'll have to check the transcript...you guys have reached aol room status now [23:06] nooooooo [23:06] games?! [23:06] awwwwwwwwwwww [23:06] What is the Lucky Luck last song lyrics? "I'm a poor..." [23:06] * punkoffgi hangs head [23:06] * QOF sniffles [23:06] * Atar1G1rl hugs punkoffgirl [23:06] * Atar1G1rl hugs QOF [23:06] * Atar1G1rl gives DP a stern glare [23:06] Definitely. I dictated the chat room rule of degeneration to sex chat earlier [23:06] * punkoffgi cries with QOF and waves sadly to Laura [23:06] newcoleco... i give up [23:06] * Kaine231 wants a hug too! [23:06] * QOF blows nose in punkoffgirl's hair [23:06] yep, shes drunk [23:06] * QOF apologizes [23:06] * Atar1G1rl hugs Kaine123 and thanks him for the smoke! [23:06] *lol* [23:06] * ianoid hugs noone because he's at work [23:07] * punkoffgi wipes it on atarigirl [23:07] well at least there are no porn links floating in this room [23:07] * Kaine231 hugs atarigirl [23:07] eewww [23:07] there something to take with you! [23:07] *Lol* [23:07] LOL!!! [23:07] except that ariel thing but thats "special" [23:07] maybe now your fiance with leave you alone! [23:07] You mised the link to Daniel's new game- it's almost as bad as his prono breakout! [23:07] lol! [23:07] I'll talk you all later! [23:07] hehee [23:07] porno [23:07] bye laura!! [23:07] come to CGE Jaime!! [23:07] bye! [23:07] lol [23:07] * punkoffgi waves wildy [23:07] bye!!! [23:07] nite laura [23:07] * QOF waves too [23:07] * Atar1G1rl waves! [23:07] Check out SC$ [23:07] SC4 [23:07] will do! [23:07] * punkoffgi started the wave!! [23:07] :) [23:07] * Kaine231 eats [23:07] *** DigiPress changes topic to 'laura bows out of contest - dp wins ' [23:07] *** Atar1G1rl has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:07] whoo, Simpsons are on! [23:08] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'the contest aint over yet ' [23:08] * ianoid makes mental note: TV's and computer DO mix [23:08] i think im getting carpal tunnel.. [23:08] damn you , moderator! [23:08] * QOF already declared herself the winner [23:08] haha! [23:08] *** chrstns27 has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:08] * punkoffgi agrees with Kristine [23:08] Simpsons, mmm. [23:08] you already won kris [23:08] * Kaine231 is Chris! [23:08] * QOF is the only one with balls, so to speak [23:08] when did zektor leave? lol [23:08] a while ago [23:08] * punkoffgi looks under kristines toga for balls [23:08] nope, i dont see any [23:09] no way [23:09] * QOF wonders what punkoffgirl is doing down there [23:09] yeah i think we scared him off [23:09] * ianoid notes chat roster shrinking to diehards and diehard lurkers and drunk tired DP biatches [23:09] biatches? [23:09] lol [23:09] * punkoffgi resents being called a biatch! [23:09] biatchnizi [23:09] whatta mean tired? I woke up at 11am! [23:09] and who says im tired? [23:09] hehe [23:09] and who says i'm shrinking? [23:09] valentine day... et je suis seul. [23:09] biznatchi [23:09] oh the joys of being unemployed [23:09] oh waitaminit... [23:09] Daniel- what was your dirty breakout game called? [23:09] i wish i was unemployed [23:09] et je suis seul yourself! [23:10] valentines day...pfft [23:10] BUSTIN' out [23:10] V-day sucks goats [23:10] i have spongebob valenties cards! [23:10] I wish I was wishing I was unemployed [23:10] hehe [23:10] no you don't...I have no money for video games! [23:10] spongebob! w00t [23:10] YES! BUSTIN; out! [23:10] got a job interview lined up on wed [23:10] i dont have money for videogames anyway =P [23:10] ianoid - Bustin-Out [23:10] where ya gonna work QOF? [23:10] SCores? [23:10] spongebob! I need cable! [23:10] me too [23:10] i miss spongebob [23:10] I have no idea..career services at school lined it up [23:10] so i bought spongebob cards for v day hehe [23:11] I was like "uh, ok, can you at least tell me where it's at?" "well, I'm not sure" [23:11] Deja Vu: 98 hot girls and 2 ugly ones... [23:11] Which are you? [23:11] you dont even know WHERE your interview is? [23:11] maybe its for the CIA [23:11] it's at the school [23:11] I just don't know where the job is! [23:11] stupid school [23:11] lol! [23:11] what the ? [23:11] *lol* it could still be for the CIA [23:11] it could be in Canada for all I know [23:11] * Kaine231 needs a girl [23:11] well we need to relocate you [23:11] but we cant tell you where or we'd have to kill you [23:11] * QOF needs a girl too ;) [23:12] lol [23:12] * punkoffgi is a girl....errm.. [23:12] lol! [23:12] * Kaine231 talks to QOF [23:12] kaine, you have eligible chicks all around ya [23:12] * QOF likes making punkoffgirl nervous ;) [23:12] *lol* honey, you're FAR from making me nervous.. [23:12] lmao! [23:12] if you know what i mean.. [23:12] hahahaha [23:12] can i watch please [23:12] * QOF pictures DP falling over [23:12] twenty bucks [23:12] i wont make any noise [23:13] um...hi punkgirl... [23:13] just an occasional squeal [23:13] he'd bounce back up fast [23:13] * QOF figures dp is gonna give us new nicknames [23:13] I'm too slow to write an answer... i suppose i'm not ready to chat in english... [23:13] like a pogo stick [23:13] *lol* [23:13] lol [23:13] it's okay daniel! [23:13] * punkoffgi ponders new nickname.... [23:13] * QOF claims "drunken bisexual whore" [23:13] *** anyaleeta has joined #VBender [23:13] ya know.. it says there are other people in here, but why are there only like umm. four of us talking? hehe [23:13] after changing my hard work avatar into an ass-face, anything is possible at this point [23:13] * Kaine231 offers smokes to all [23:14] * punkoffgi hides face [23:14] lol [23:14] i told you it was only temporary! [23:14] hehe [23:14] i wanted to share the pic =P [23:14] 1hey whats up [23:14] * DigiPress is insulted [23:14] hello anyaletta! [23:14] * punkoffgi strokes dps "ego" [23:14] we're just here getting silly [23:14] ooh [23:14] lower [23:14] 1really [23:14] hi anya. smoke? [23:14] lower? [23:14] * Kaine231 tickles punkgirl [23:14] * punkoffgi gets on knees [23:14] *lmao* [23:15] 1depends why? [23:15] "oh gee, i dont know, ive never done it in PUBLIC before" [23:15] I will not be able to talk to you in person... i'm too slow in english... it's terrible. [23:15] its okay daniel =) [23:15] you're doing a pretty good job [23:15] * Kaine231 wants an "ego" too? [23:15] * QOF tells kaine to get away from her [23:16] * Kaine231 cries and flees room [23:16] aww [23:16] * punkoffgi snuggles up to Kristine [23:16] * QOF feels bad...a little [23:16] hi anya [23:16] * QOF wraps her arms around poggie [23:16] * QOF hopes she doesn't mind being called poggie [23:16] you are fine with me but i think i'm not ready... maybe next time. [23:16] *lmao* [23:16] * Kaine231 cries in corner [23:16] easier to type :) [23:16] * punkoffgi doesnt mind, kristine can call me anything [23:16] 1i live in a place called the tipton home and its kinda like an orphans home i have been here a year and havent chatted in a while i really miss it so would some one please talk to me [23:17] hey are you two naked yet? [23:17] we ain't telling [23:17] dammit its getting late [23:17] LATE?!?!? [23:17] he's pissed [23:17] * punkoffgi thinks DP is an old fogy [23:17] i must go now... bye! [23:17] bye! [23:17] * punkoffgi whispers in kristines ear [23:17] bye [23:17] good night daniel! [23:17] bye daniel!! [23:17] thanks for coming by [23:17] hi anya, what's up? [23:17] * QOF giggles in delight [23:17] 1hey [23:17] 1not much [23:17] 1you [23:18] * QOF nudges poggie and points at dp [23:18] good nigh everybody! [23:18] nm [23:18] good night! [23:18] *** newcoleco has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:18] 1thanx for sayn some thing [23:18] * punkoffgi whispers in QOF's ear again and giggles [23:18] * Kaine231 passes anya a smoke [23:18] * Kaine231 talks to DP [23:18] 1kewl [23:18] * QOF gives poggie a quick smooch then glances at dp [23:18] have we met, anyaleeta? [23:18] 1i dont think so,why? [23:18] * punkoffgi gets Dp's attention then nibbles on QOF's ear [23:19] * QOF slowly moves her hand down pog's body [23:19] just curious! i didnt recognize your name... [23:19] have you been to the boards before? [23:19] now if you'll excuse me, i have to put my hands down my pants now [23:19] eww [23:19] lol! [23:19] * punkoffgi pulls QOF's hands lower [23:20] * QOF starts kissing pog's neck [23:20] good god [23:20] damn I'm good! [23:20] * Kaine231 hands DP the videocamera [23:20] * punkoffgi licks down QOF's neck [23:20] * QOF wonders where dp's wife is [23:20] * QOF throws off towel [23:20] * punkoffgi quickly turns QOF's mind to other things.. [23:20] * DigiPress wonders where dp's wife is [23:20] *lmao* [23:20] lol [23:21] * punkoffgi throws off washcloth [23:21] g. g. g. [23:21] * QOF goes down where she's never been down before!! [23:21] wow!! [23:21] that's it, game over! [23:21] now THIS is a chat [23:21] * punkoffgi shows QOF the ropes [23:21] * punkoffgi has a tounge ring *lol* [23:21] this may very well be the finest moment in dp history [23:21] * QOF gently reminds pog that she used to live with three lesbians ;) [23:22] I am SO going to hear about this later [23:22] * punkoffgi has been with three girls [23:22] *lmao* [23:22] oh GOD [23:22] the transcript [23:22] eep [23:22] *lmao* [23:22] woohoo! [23:22] uh -oh [23:22] that's on the books [23:22] :) [23:22] dirty dirty dirty. [23:22] i KNEW i forgot something.. [23:22] *lmao* [23:22] although I did used to live with three lesbians :) [23:22] I think I'll got browse Atariage message boards [23:22] yawn! [23:22] lol [23:22] see ian? staff membership has it's *privileges* [23:22] I can get better porn with a credit card [23:22] they weren't all at the same time =P [23:23] lol [23:23] lol [23:23] damn, i've only just been with one [23:23] lol [23:23] can i win then? [23:23] *lmao* [23:23] I've been with several girls. Many to be exact [23:23] any guys? [23:23] yeah, you win...I already won the toga contest :) [23:23] =P [23:23] uh... [23:23] lol [23:23] I never heard about the Jan 6 party. Is there a transcript to be exact? [23:23] jan 6 party? [23:23] I wasn't there so it's probably boring [23:23] yeah [23:24] lol [23:24] No girls ugly enough to be considered guys, no. Although one was Canadian [23:24] close enough ;) [23:24] on the board it's in punkoff's sticky topic - in the main forum [23:24] what jan 6 party? =P [23:24] that was december! [23:24] Like I care. Did Adam show up with friends? [23:24] jan 6 was your annual vg party [23:24] OH! [23:24] see? [23:24] thats what i meant ian [23:25] it wasn't directed at you [23:25] you're talking about the NY party [23:25] Yeah [23:25] Wilma Wanderer [23:25] * Kaine231 thinks DP needs to get some [23:25] adam showed up, but the 'friends' thing ... i don't know [23:25] * ianoid thinks ianoid needs some worse [23:25] * DigiPress thinks dp needs to get some - does not argue - takers? [23:25] * punkoffgi signs up first [23:25] * QOF really needs to get some...sexual peak, ya know [23:25] * Kaine231 needs some more [23:26] * punkoffgi signs QOF's name after [23:26] * ianoid not at home to ask wife if he's getting some [23:26] lol [23:26] * ianoid where he can be denied as well [23:26] *** Sothy has joined #VBender [23:26] sothy's back! [23:26] i love you punky [23:26] hellow [23:26] :) [23:26] sexual peek [23:26] aw, he missed all the fun! [23:26] my arse [23:26] greets sothy [23:26] aww.. i wuv you too [23:26] lol [23:26] sorry my career comes first [23:26] Sothy! The canadians left, rejoice! [23:26] woo [23:26] Who is Sothy anyway? [23:26] and why do I care? [23:26] who is sothy? [23:27] who IS sothy? [23:27] where have you been, man? [23:27] im the one with the car you know the guy with the hair [23:27] 'death incarnate' [23:27] in his own little world [23:27] Ah, yes, now I remember [23:27] i had customers [23:27] the one I ran over in GTA3! [23:27] they stand in front of the counter and act like its my job to talk to them [23:27] big 'n veiny [23:27] is the mission I'm on right now [23:27] remember that one joe? [23:27] i drive a diablo sa [23:27] *** SaitoH2 has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:28] *** DigiPress has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:28] do I smell? [23:28] lol! [23:28] * Kaine231 is here with women [23:28] Where'd they go? [23:28] hmm [23:28] kaine how much [23:28] to be alone with themselves? [23:28] *** DigiPress has joined #VBender [23:28] * ianoid ponders returning to actual work [23:28] where'd ya go man? [23:28] i remember, ian! [23:28] Digipress is a lying, no good, [23:28] stupid fingers [23:28] oh hi digipress! [23:28] LOL [23:28] scribe... if you'd be so kind [23:28] hey dp im gonna win that ms space fury [23:28] hard to type with one hand and hit the right buttons... [23:28] YES MASTER [23:29] one hand?? [23:29] *** TheScribe sets mode: +o DigiPress [23:29] *lol* [23:29] thank you boy [23:29] punkoff's other hand got frost bite in the course of the chat and now cannot be used for eternity [23:29] Cold up 'dere [23:29] What's that a-boat? [23:29] heh [23:29] up where [23:29] Maine [23:29] *ahem* i was talking about DP logging off... =P [23:30] heh heh heh [23:30] oh up there like on the map... [23:30] we're an 'item' [23:30] * ianoid decides rude comments are better than no comments [23:30] :o [23:30] * ianoid decides the topic hasn't been changed in too long [23:30] *** DigiPress sets mode: +o ianoid [23:31] give it a title brother [23:31] if only I knew how [23:31] slash topic blank text [23:31] *** ianoid changes topic to 'Vampiros Lesbos ' [23:31] what i dun even get a !v [23:31] lol [23:31] Ah, something new to put on my Curriculum Vitae! I program in IRC now! [23:31] * Kaine231 eats [23:32] yeah [23:32] Right next to McDonalds and Coffee House [23:32] * DigiPress goes out for a smoke [23:32] * ianoid threatens to leave if you guys keep beating up on him [23:32] Ms. Space Fury Colecovision CGE Exclusive [23:32] * ianoid threatens to leave if you guys don't start beating up on him again [23:32] $63.00 [23:32] when does the auction end? [23:33] 2 days [23:33] Hasta la pasta bar with the sneeze guard [23:33] wow, I actually might win [23:33] you want to be beaten? [23:33] you can pay for that, you know =O [23:33] i think i lost my underwear.. [23:33] Only like before, but I gotta go. And I wouldn't pay more than airfare [23:33] im going to win it and then trade it for pain killers and beef jerky [23:33] lol [23:34] Check your butt crack [23:34] DP, do you see it? [23:34] Check her butt crack [23:34] YOU check my butt crack [23:34] we'll work out the fee later [23:34] dp is smoking [23:34] Hmmm... [23:34] Here's a roll of toilet paper [23:34] Corn [23:34] Hmmm... [23:34] Lesse here... [23:34] bugs? [23:34] Underwear- but I doubt these are yours... [23:34] plugs? [23:35] hair plugs? [23:35] butt plugs! [23:35] so THATS what they did when i passed otu.. [23:35] oooh, toys.. [23:35] Hmmm. This- well, I can't say what I just found up there in front of the kids... [23:35] Here it is! I didn't know you wear Victoria's Secret Silk? [23:35] did you find that stick anywhere? [23:35] ive been meaning to have that removed.. [23:35] And what's this- SIZE 14? Is this some kind of joke? Man, you eat well in Maine... [23:36] *burp* thanks, whats for dessert? [23:36] The stick, well, you could call it a stick if you were creative... It was a kind of device... [23:36] oh so THAT's where it went! [23:36] The batteries were corroded so it must have been up there for some time... [23:36] * punkoffgi hands device back to QOF [23:36] * QOF runs to the sink [23:36] ian question [23:36] i'll buy you some new batteries [23:36] But I always wash with bleach, so you can use it again on your friends! [23:36] *** anyaleeta has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:37] remember seans last year...? [23:37] Grodi to the max! Like omigod! [23:37] ew [23:37] Sean's wha? [23:37] Party? [23:37] yeah [23:37] *** Kaine231 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [23:37] as long as you scrape the chunks off its cool [23:37] IT was... fun. I was there two years ago, I missed the last one [23:37] we were playing some game that was really early in developmen [23:37] you made some comment about the game... [23:37] save me the chunks, tho.. im working on some art.. [23:37] Atari 2600 Spin the Bottle? There were no chicks, so I didn't participate [23:38] something like 'here's the game - now i'm on, now i'm off' [23:38] dammit, think man [23:38] Man I remember nothing. [23:38] maybe a jaguar game [23:38] I dismember mama. [23:38] Interesting. Bells ringing. Wait, that's normal for me. [23:38] i wanted to quote you in the guide. it might have been a 2600 game [23:38] atari 2600 drinking game every time to hear a beep or a pixelf flashes white you take a swig of overproof corn whiskey [23:39] Faaaaaack! I just don't remember all the funny things I say. You'll have to contact my fan club. [23:39] Once I start one. [23:39] or if anything flickers on the screen [23:39] can i be the president? [23:39] im your number one fan [23:39] *** ianoid changes topic to 'President Punk Off ' [23:39] all right folks, I gotta get up early for class tomorrow [23:39] YEAH! [23:39] so I must bid adieu [23:39] i get first dibs on all the crusty undies [23:39] awww [23:39] i think sean will remember [23:39] kristine.. [23:40] *sniff* [23:40] * QOF takes a bow [23:40] i'll miss you! [23:40] =) [23:40] * QOF gives pog a french kiss :) [23:40] mmm...tongue ring [23:40] * punkoffgi licks lips [23:40] Alright folks, I'm leaving with the stripper. I have to go back to work and then go home in 2 hours so I can go to the flea market tomorrow. [23:40] g. g. g. [23:40] mmmm [23:40] wine coolers! [23:40] hee hee, damn wine coolers [23:40] lol, nite ian! [23:40] Nitey nite kids. [23:40] *** ianoid has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:40] I must say good night myself [23:41] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'where's the party?!? ' [23:41] * QOF gives everyone hugs [23:41] *sigh* [23:41] if you must [23:41] * punkoffgi wipes tears away and puts on brave smile [23:41] ah, send me an e-mail..we'll continue in private ;) [23:41] hey sothy! when do you SLEEP? [23:41] bye everybody! [23:41] *lol* [23:41] bye bye!! [23:41] * punkoffgi waves [23:41] bye QOF [23:41] dp, burn those pics! [23:41] lol [23:41] nite [23:41] no way! [23:41] *** QOF has quit IRC (Leaving) [23:42] DP [23:42] and then there were five.. but two arent talking.. [23:42] really just three [23:42] im still at work [23:42] so i cant sleep [23:42] wow he can do complex math too! [23:42] john's been idle for hours [23:42] aha! [23:42] =P [23:42] MAGIC THE GATHERING CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE STORE TILL MIDNIGHT [23:43] when i check in in the morning i see the sothy posts, you're like the night watchman [23:43] all the cool people r doin it [23:43] *lol* [23:43] lol! [23:43] ya im usually on around 11 to 4 am [23:43] yikes [23:43] thats like when i was unemployed.. i slept from 8am to 5pm [23:43] cool. someone's gotta mind the store [23:44] well if i dont have to be at work till 4pm i sleep till 3 [23:44] i love to sleep.. i can never get enough.. [23:44] i can never get enough either *wink* [23:44] is there a prize for the last person at the toga party [23:44] saw that comin a mile away dp [23:45] yeah, i [23:45] i'm .... [23:45] *lol* and thats why i cant get enough sleep [23:45] MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS! [23:45] last person eh? *lo* [23:45] darn typos [23:45] behold the unholy majesty [23:45] glad you could see it coming. otherwise you're just retarded [23:45] i'm all about sledgehammer wit [23:45] uh.. yeah [23:45] well... sledgehammer, anyway [23:45] first you have to set him up real nice and stable like [23:46] then point out the opportunity [23:46] and then tell him what to say [23:46] THEN he's a real corker [23:46] lol! [23:46] =P [23:46] DP your really an amiga that is plugged into the worldwide net and have achieved self awareness admit it [23:46] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'DPs one liners, get em while they're hot ' [23:47] whatever that means, yeah, i admit it [23:47] an amiga? [23:47] i'm too drunk to reason against it [23:47] that means he's a CHICK! [23:47] AMiga [23:47] amiga= spanish for female friend [23:47] i should have said Mattel aquarius [23:47] *lol* [23:47] AI? [23:48] got a real name sothy? [23:48] i'd like to talk to his programmer.. there are a few bugs to be worked out.. [23:48] Randy [23:48] hi randy! [23:48] omg hi [23:48] nice meetin ya [23:48] my "real name" is jaime if anyone cares hehe [23:48] i dont care [23:48] :) [23:48] *clong* [23:48] is that pronounced jamy [23:48] ow [23:48] yes [23:48] im not spanish i was just showing off =P [23:48] so its not HI may *lol* [23:49] JAIMAY [23:49] hesssus [23:49] right o! [23:49] *lmao* [23:49] i AM god! [23:49] darn ambi whatever name... [23:49] ambiguous [23:49] *lol* [23:49] ambidextrous [23:50] all i could think of was "its pat" [23:50] you missed the 'meat' of the party sothy [23:50] what was the meat [23:50] but there will be a transcript *gulp* hehe [23:50] pork chicken...beeef? [23:50] we had a battle! [23:50] girl vs guy fight and lots of lesbianism [23:50] damn i missed it [23:50] good unlcean fun [23:50] *unclean [23:50] * punkoffgi pulls out boomerang frying pan [23:50] yikes [23:50] i was only showing him my weapon, take it easy *lol* [23:50] * DigiPress warms up time machine [23:50] cool so basically i started the battle with my hairy armpit joke and split before the fireworks [23:51] hairy armpit joke? darn i missed THAT one! [23:51] well i must have missed that too [23:51] *lol* [23:51] something about hairy women [23:51] but who knows. the slightest thing will set these chicks off [23:51] *ahem* [23:51] ya there wound real tight [23:51] they're belligerent [23:51] one of "these chicks" is still present [23:51] thank you VERY much [23:51] see what i mean [23:51] * punkoffgi crosses arms and puts nose in the air [23:52] i like communistpimp's view on it [23:52] what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes [23:52] cp69? [23:52] ya [23:52] doh [23:52] yeah i read that =P [23:52] whats the PUNCH line again? [23:52] HAR DE HAR HAR [23:52] :) [23:52] lol [23:52] i hope your beer goes FLAT and SKUNKY [23:52] so there [23:53] awwww c'mon honey... teasing [23:53] =P *bronx cheer* [23:53] ya that was a little harsh [23:53] to wish my beer flat... [23:53] it could have been worse [23:53] i drank something called bull ice the other night [23:53] i still smell it [23:53] ohmygod [23:53] i know that! [23:53] *lmao* [23:53] it comes in fortys around here [23:53] hahaha [23:54] * punkoffgi looks at empty cup [23:54] i tried it cuz i never saw beer with like 9% alcohol before [23:54] all this free time to drink.. [23:54] *gag* [23:54] dont you know that cheap beer is bad? [23:54] my new rule is if a bottle of beer costs less than a smilirar size bottle of water...stay clear [23:55] good idea [23:55] hard way to learn tho [23:55] ugh [23:55] im mainly a whino though like boones farm [23:55] boones! haha i havent drank that in AGES [23:56] straberry hill foreverrr [23:56] hehehe [23:56] i always think the beatles song when i drink it [23:56] dp r u still awake [23:56] no [23:56] strawberry fields, good song! [23:57] i like "martha my dear, martha my love" *lol* [23:58] darn message board is dead.. [23:59] is it? [23:59] yes [23:59] darn thing [23:59] (*&#$&#(*$ [23:59] gah [23:59] stupid ezboard [23:59] no kidding [23:59] its the white man [23:59] it keeps giving me a dumb error [00:00] *** chrstnsct has joined #VBender [00:00] keepin us down? [00:00] i toiok in a cosmic spacehead today for sega [00:00] weird camerica carts [00:00] uo wif hope [00:00] down with dope [00:01] looks like i missed everyone [00:02] *** chrstnsct has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:02] *** chrstnsct has joined #VBender [00:03] yeah [00:04] everyone left early [00:04] the wimps [00:04] its only midnight here...thats early [00:04] same here [00:04] (maine) [00:04] hey what's up coleco chris [00:05] drinking white russians watching public access [00:05] ahhh. the perfect friday nite! [00:05] ahh the life [00:05] mm white russians [00:05] its a drink its a dessert..and it goes with camels [00:06] camels!! [00:06] yes indeed.... speaking of which, i do believe i need a refill [00:06] *lol* [00:06] i need a refill of cigarettes [00:06] camel lights and kahlua here =P [00:06] just refilled the vodka myself... [00:07] now that everyone's gone, my drinks dont last so long =P [00:07] ianoid left? i was gonna try and hit him up for a trade [00:07] hah yeah he took off not that long ago, actually [00:07] he's my trade idol [00:08] i'm a poor mans ianoid [00:08] he's a trading monster, isnt he? [00:09] i have heard his trade pile is the size of my collection [00:09] ah wait that sounds like penis envy..i digress [00:09] *lol* [00:09] where in maine punkoff? [00:09] penis envy and video games.. you came to the right place! [00:09] gardiner [00:09] bout ten minutes from the capital [00:10] hmm...hey thats a big state, i hardly ever get out of boston [00:10] who was better with the ladies mario or luigi? discuss. [00:10] but you know uh "go pats" eh [00:10] *lol* boston? yeah i can understand why you cant get out, heck its hard enough to drive IN there [00:11] *lol* yeah i went to the bar on sunday, what a scene! [00:11] mario definately, no discussion involved [00:11] luigi was just in the shadows [00:11] he had a serious case of mario envy [00:11] luigi had bigger shoes [00:11] yeah but when they are donewith that big dig people will come here just to drive in our futuristic tunnels! [00:11] bigger shoes=smellier feet [00:11] i'm a wario man myself...wheres the love for wario [00:12] but wario is like evil mario [00:12] yeah! evil mario [00:12] i dont have a fatal bad boy attraction myself [00:12] =P [00:12] untill the tunnels collapse in the great meteor impact of 2024 and sky turns black and the seas turn to blood and boild away [00:12] 2024? are we placing bets? [00:12] mario started out as evil then he went soft [00:12] he wasn't REALLY evil! [00:13] thats why he couldnt continue that way [00:13] =P [00:13] he had dk in that cage, i think he had a whip too [00:13] he started out rescuing chicks from monkeys [00:13] he didnt have the heart (or is that didnt not have the heart..) to be evil [00:13] dk jr he was a prick in that game [00:13] huh? how so? [00:13] no he was justified the ape was the evil ones [00:13] oh wait [00:13] nevermind =P [00:13] bad ape [00:14] he caged the ape and denied a son his father sniff sniff [00:14] look what the ape tried to do to HIM in DK! [00:14] *lol* [00:14] he had rabies mario had to be the man in that situation sometimes life is hard [00:15] rabies.. rabies drove him to capture the girl and throw barrels at poor, ocassionally hammer wielding mario? [00:15] i'm not really sure what the hell he was up to in dk 3 something with bug spray? [00:15] * punkoffgi reminds self never to get rabies [00:15] dk3 was in his college years no ask no tell [00:15] eh? [00:15] experimentation [00:15] everyone goes thru it [00:15] there was no mario in dk3 [00:15] =P [00:15] it wasnt until he tripped on shrooms that he saw the way of the peaceful warrior [00:16] mario was too in dk3 [00:16] no no wait [00:16] whos that with bug spray? [00:16] mario does NOT advocate drug use! [00:16] stanley [00:16] one of nintendo's orphaned characters [00:16] stanley? wtf? [00:16] he sucked ass [00:16] play it, you'll see [00:16] thats what happens when you dont go italian *lol* [00:16] it's not mario... it's... STANLEY [00:16] got it on nes somewhere [00:16] no wonder he was orphaned.. [00:16] yeah i have it on my mae cab and it blows [00:17] mae [00:17] yeah really [00:17] mame [00:17] what a dick stanley was [00:17] not unlike that prick nester [00:17] i like dk3 though, more than dk jr [00:17] man, luigi is SUCH a wimpy guy on game cube [00:17] * DigiPress needs gamecube [00:17] i've only played it in the store =P [00:18] only good games i see on it are ones available on psx2 as well [00:18] i like how he use a gameboy like a compass in that game [00:18] i think they should have gone more a la ghost busters with the lasers instead of vacuum [00:18] or a shotgun [00:18] particle accelarator hello [00:18] with spinning blades at the end [00:18] *lol* [00:18] i couldnt remember the name of the weapon [00:19] to get GHOSTS? [00:19] you cant hit GHOSTS with a shotgun! [00:19] worked for conker [00:19] luigi's a dumb ass [00:19] those were zombies [00:19] thats different [00:19] *still havent gotten by that part* [00:19] zombies, ghosts .. let god sort em outr [00:19] zombies have bodies [00:19] ghosts do not [00:19] elementary science [00:19] yeah just your typical undead hierarchy [00:19] i was sick that day [00:19] that was my whole point [00:19] any cleric could tell you that man [00:20] they made luigi such a pussy.. =P [00:20] where do mummies figure into that? [00:20] zombies are at the lowest end of the undead chain [00:20] mummies are over zombies [00:20] mummies are really high. just below vampires [00:20] but vampires are below liches [00:20] mummies have more intelligence [00:20] than zombies i mean [00:20] no question [00:21] thats how you rate em [00:21] mummies have a curse backing up their undead rage [00:21] zactly! [00:21] zombies are just brain dead flesh cravers [00:21] when you get into wraiths vs. ghouls thats where i get all fucked up on the hierarchy [00:21] if you love me you'll let me eat your brains [00:21] i still say wraiths are more powerful [00:21] ghosts are above mummies though, for certain [00:21] of course, thats a no brainer hehehe [00:22] i think it's zombie/skeleton/ghoul/ghast/wraith/mummy/ghost/vampire/lich [00:22] there ya go [00:22] here endeth the lesson [00:22] *lol* [00:22] take notes, there WILL be a test later [00:22] skeletons only outrate zombies because they're harder to stop [00:22] well they also move faster [00:22] i think wraiths are higher than mummies tho.. [00:23] and you have to hit them with blunt instruments [00:23] they're not bound to a mortal frame [00:23] disembodied hands are pretty cool [00:23] ala evil dead [00:23] *lol* [00:23] tjat [00:23] that [00:23] is just a PIECE of a zombie. even lower on the chain [00:23] yeah but they're cool still [00:24] definitely cool [00:24] however that evil dead game sucks [00:24] im trying to remember this tv show we used to watch.. [00:24] like THING. the coolest one on the addams family [00:24] does it suck! i have it and havent opened it yet [00:24] there was one episode about a disembodied hand.. [00:24] and another about tattoos coming to life.. [00:25] dang it.. [00:25] whats that show? [00:25] yeah its very resident evil styled but with less action [00:25] search me [00:25] ah wait [00:25] i cant remember [00:25] horrrible camera and control [00:25] friday the 13th the series? [00:25] was it? [00:25] i knew it was like a big title rip off series.. [00:25] but that doesnt quite ring a bell.. [00:25] very possibly... was it a 90's show? [00:25] oh i dont know *lol* i always do this to myself [00:25] well yeah [00:26] or very late 80s [00:26] could be it [00:26] before that everything is a blur =P [00:26] actually the main characters in that show owned a cursed antique shop [00:26] stephen kings golden years? [00:26] YES! [00:26] that IS it! [00:26] and their job was to reclaim all the cursed items [00:26] right! [00:26] i think thats it! [00:26] yup [00:26] woo hoo [00:26] you got one hell of a good memory [00:26] i like the song [00:27] just watch a lot of that kind of thing [00:27] and people would go in and buy stuff from diff people [00:27] and then the curse of each item would be acted out [00:27] oh wow [00:27] i cant believe that [00:27] *lol* [00:27] not always [00:27] they didnt BUY the cursed items in that shop [00:27] no no no [00:27] i liked the 80's twilight zone [00:27] sorry i didnt mean to make it sound like that [00:27] ? [00:28] itd always be someone getting something like buying it [00:28] i liked the new twilight zone too! i wish they'd re-run them somewhere! [00:28] yeah the new twilight zone is where i saw the episode about kids being able to trade in their parents [00:28] that one stuck the most for some reason hehe [00:28] just press this button, a million dollars will be yours and some one you have never met will die [00:29] that and the one w/the kid w/the super powers and he takes away his sister's mouth [00:29] haha! [00:29] wait that's twilight zone the movie [00:29] what is? [00:29] the sisters mouth one [00:29] was it? [00:29] yup [00:29] trust me on this [00:29] well i watched it on tv anyway =P [00:29] that movie was cursed [00:29] in the end its just the little boy and the woman, like his babysitter [00:29] and he ended the whole word except for them [00:30] my sister and i grew up watching every piece of horror and sci-fi we could lay our hands on [00:30] that explains a lot.. =P [00:30] yeah but that episode from the movei was nothing compared to the original twilight zone it was based on [00:30] THAT was classic [00:30] rod serling: TVs coolest smoker, i mean watch the intros he's puffing like james bond [00:30] okay, it must have just been the episode i watched then [00:30] i grew up watching every whore i could too [00:31] i have no response for that [00:31] my response is to please fix the board dp [00:31] i could be a smart ass and say, did your sisters know they were looking.. =P [00:31] i mean YOU *lol* [00:31] man im drunk [00:31] i cant even make fun of people right [00:31] ahhh and i would be devastated had i any siblings :) [00:32] yeah the board did seem to be down... [00:32] she couldve said your mom and her lovers as a substitute [00:32] i mean, in a pinch that could work [00:32] but im really not mean anyway so i cant do it right =P [00:32] yer mean ;~( [00:32] yeah me either [00:32] yo momma [00:32] =P [00:33] yo momma so fat, before god could say let there be light he had to tell the fat bitch to move her ass outta the way [00:33] ha! [00:33] i know a lot of yo momma jokes =P [00:33] diss and dissmissed [00:34] yo momma like a doorknob.. everyone gets a turn [00:34] my momma just thought it was weird that i had a collectors guide to video games..sigh [00:34] yo momma gives more rides than greyhound [00:34] where have i heard that one before?... oh yeah. EVERYWHERE [00:34] yo mommas like a freezer everyone put their meat in her [00:34] yo momma so fat *classic* when she sits around the house, she REALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE [00:35] where's kaine with his witty repartee when you need him? [00:35] *** SlyDC has joined #VBender [00:35] haha [00:35] *hands dp a smoke since kaine isnt here [00:35] want a light? [00:35] *lol* [00:35] a little late there, sly! [00:35] hi Joe! [00:35] *grabs lit cig from punkoff* [00:35] yep, i know [00:35] i thought dp was john [00:36] sigh i have to smoke out in the cold... [00:36] lol [00:36] *lol* [00:36] "shoves lit cig in DP's face [00:36] take taht [00:36] that [00:36] he's always callin me john for some reason [00:36] good god [00:36] wha? [00:36] ouch! [00:36] good ol john [00:36] *lol* [00:36] not you per say.. [00:36] * DigiPress sets fire to punkoffgirl, warms hands in bonfire [00:37] * punkoffgi grabs DP in bearhug while on fire [00:37] ahh... that soothes this darn winter chilll [00:37] ooh [00:37] slydc, see you at the tradememt? [00:37] bearhug? ok! [00:37] meet\ [00:37] Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said [00:37] Christ: i don't think so.. [00:37] "sorry we don't do curtains" [00:37] my car need brakes real soon [00:37] christ! [00:37] and i have no $$$ [00:37] christ? [00:37] *lol* [00:37] not christ please not the jesus thing again [00:37] i thought I was jay zeus! [00:38] hahah [00:38] hows the job hunt going, sly? [00:38] Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her [00:38] not been loking since i've gone back to school [00:38] taco bell doesnt require a drug test *wink* *wink* [00:38] *lol* [00:38] neither does subway [00:38] i'm so drunk i have to look outta one eye or everything is in threes and fours [00:38] you dont need brakes, boston is uphill from cananda [00:38] :) [00:39] hahah [00:39] * punkoffgi covers DPs one eye [00:39] umm.. [00:39] that doesn't sound right, does it *LOL* [00:39] my one eyed wonder eel? [00:39] at least you didnt cover his brown eye [00:39] eel? [00:39] you can 'cover' it [00:39] *lmao* [00:39] no one seems to want to go with me to Boston [00:39] i HATE driving in boston... [00:39] sigh i cant even spell canada...curse you demon vodka [00:39] its like russian roulette... get in the wrong lane and you're screwed [00:40] i tried vodka and crystal light once [00:40] Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. [00:40] nah i'm not in the downtown part [00:40] you dont even notice the nasty taste.. the vodka covers it up [00:40] lol [00:40] yep [00:40] yo mommas so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion [00:41] wtf is up with the message board? [00:41] can i FIRE them? [00:41] i so want to fire their asses [00:41] it let me in.. finally.. [00:41] i think if the off topic moderators had their shit together this wouldnt happen [00:41] oh.. no wait.. its a "previously cached copy" [00:41] sothy, DUCK! [00:41] darn browser.. [00:41] :) [00:42] im too drunk to swing the frying pan, but i wont forget [00:42] everybody here discussing booze, beers and burps or what ? [00:42] hmm so far the trade meet looks to be all massholes with a few RI people...whats up ME and VT and NH [00:42] not burps [00:42] duck? where's the duck? does it want some bread crumbs? *lol* [00:42] done and done [00:42] and NJ [00:42] *lol* [00:42] you forgot sex [00:42] and the virtual battle of boys vs girls [00:43] sex...hummm [00:43] hummmmm.. hummer? *lol* [00:43] you're the only girl here... [00:43] now [00:43] and a discussion on whether mario had penis envy of kong [00:43] but not earlier [00:43] no, it was luigi having penis envy of mario [00:43] ahh [00:43] or chris having penis envy of ianoid [00:43] i thought it was sothy having penis envy of ME [00:43] ofsorts.. [00:43] lol [00:43] =) [00:44] yes i envy the coloring [00:44] you remember the coloring too? [00:44] yo mommas so fat, her nickname is "damn" [00:44] woah [00:44] i want a racing stripe too! [00:44] sothy saw DP's dick? [00:44] i never got over the phallic nature of "joystick" [00:44] i'll have to post that one on the board.. [00:44] saw and memorized, apparently [00:44] *lol* you either, eh? [00:45] they called it the joystick because of the position of the rudder controls in a spitfire in ww2 [00:45] and the name stuck [00:45] *lol* and was passed on to other, better, things.. [00:45] punkoff knows where my fire button is [00:46] ok i can see the stick part but where did joy come in? [00:46] * punkoffgi fingers DPS button.. [00:46] no wait [00:46] because it was positioned inbetween the pilots thighs [00:46] that doesnt work [00:46] lol [00:46] in the "cockpit" [00:46] is it saturday yet? [00:46] so what, did it vibrate inbetween their legs and give them joy or what? [00:46] its been saturday for forty three minutes! [00:47] and it controlled "thrust and trim" [00:47] no joystick had already been a slang term for COCK [00:47] cockpit.. joystick.. [00:47] cocks were called joysticks first? [00:47] yes [00:47] good bit o trivia to know.. [00:47] =P [00:48] then the controls in a spitfire were positioned such that it got the term joystick like a cock and it stuck to video game controls later [00:48] which tigervision game title describes your penis [00:48] was that in leonard herman's book? [00:48] HISTORY CHANNEL IS MY FRIEND [00:48] marauder [00:48] umm.. i dont have a penis? [00:48] they dont say cock on history channel tho [00:48] how about "donkey kong"? [00:48] king kong [00:48] jawbreaker [00:49] springer? [00:49] king kong? [00:49] lol! [00:49] they ALL do! [00:49] sixteen candles "long duck dong" [00:49] ohhhhhh jawbreaker [00:49] except maybe miner 2049er... [00:49] king kong is a game? i missed that one.. [00:49] fudge miner [00:49] there's a dildo called king dong at our local "adult" shop.. [00:49] :0 [00:49] i just got king kong its a game and its blue [00:49] king kong is a crappy ripoff of 'you know what' by tigervision [00:49] threshold! [00:49] dammit [00:49] they're all sexual innuendoes [00:50] what's wrong with that? [00:50] "root" beer tapper [00:50] pong [00:50] pong? [00:50] isshh!! [00:50] pong? [00:50] that would be a dull sex life.. [00:50] you have to have A LOT of imagination! [00:51] back and forth - works for me [00:51] so SLOW tho [00:51] pong is the noise of ballas smacking on the back of a ... [00:51] a lot of imagination and something to keep you busy on the side. [00:51] yep, nice and slow [00:51] slow and steady [00:51] wait wait theres nothing sexy about "river patrol" [00:51] rhythmic... [00:51] i dunno [00:51] it should be 2 balls and 1 stick, not the inverse [00:51] hahaha [00:51] maybe a pee fetish [00:51] anatomically modified [00:52] river patrol... probing thru the waters? [00:52] firing missles? [00:52] lol [00:52] probing the raging moist channels for signs of the target [00:52] there ya go! [00:52] see! you can twist anything to mean sex! [00:52] polarsis? [00:53] polaris [00:53] ipolaris [00:53] hello [00:53] submarines! [00:53] unleash your hot load into the target and pull the stick back [00:53] torpedos! [00:53] of course - all sex at tigervision [00:54] finding springer was better than some of the sex i have had actually [00:54] *** Scarpad has joined #VBender [00:54] scarpad! my old nemesis [00:54] im sorry, chris *lol* [00:54] Oh Really? [00:54] how strange that our paths would cross in this way [00:54] en garde! [00:54] ohho! [00:54] nah it was a great score...long story [00:54] * DigiPress slashes scarpad across the shins [00:55] Back away from that Joystick...slowly [00:55] blood! eek! [00:55] * punkoffgi faints [00:55] * DigiPress jabs foil into scarpads nose [00:55] Joe is talking "french!" a premiere! [00:55] * DigiPress licks blood from tip of foil [00:55] =) [00:55] ewww.. [00:55] john doesnt talk french [00:55] well he said "en garde" [00:55] john isnt here [00:55] that's French [00:55] so! my arch nemesis. what brings you here? what fiendish plot have you come to carry out? [00:56] aha! you falter [00:56] The Utter Domination of the digital world...nah just bored [00:56] my chance to STRIKE! [00:56] * DigiPress stabs scarpad in kneecap [00:56] *** punkoffgi changes topic to 'fencing lessons here ' [00:56] take this time to imagine the sound of a bulldog eating mayonaise from the jar [00:56] i'm smelling a new game here... [00:57] HHit me inthe knee will ya... hope you wearin a cup... [00:57] SCARPAD! defend yourself... or die [00:57] Scarpad's Revenge! [00:57] * DigiPress strikes scarpad's heart [00:57] Scarpads revenge! woo hoo! [00:57] woah [00:57] that didnt last long [00:57] game over [00:57] is there a continue button? [00:57] dp doesnt go for the foreplay [00:57] There's always a continue button! [00:57] * DigiPress pulls a gun out and fires into scarpad's brain - just in case [00:58] have at you! [00:58] thats just.. wrong! kick a man when he's down.. [00:58] where in heck are you hiding all those weapons? [00:58] once degitisez, Scarpad will live fovever! (ohno) [00:58] must be wearing carpenter pants.. [00:58] you mean KILL a man while he's down [00:58] oups! [00:58] *** Scarpad has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:58] made a mistake! [00:58] bwahahaha! [00:58] i am once again victorious! [00:58] that fiend! [00:58] that ne'er-do-well! [00:59] felled by my swift blade [00:59] *** DPsurfer has joined #VBender [00:59] and yet... he shall be back. for this is a battle for the ages [00:59] hahah [00:59] he thinks he's sneaky [00:59] Ah ha...surprised you ! [00:59] dp surfer... YOU!? [00:59] i prefer the silver surfer.. [00:59] i thought you were riding some waves off the coast of tibet? [01:00] gah! curse you! [01:01] * DigiPress stabs dpsurfer in heart, though he's not quite sure who he is [01:01] one so chivalrous as i must take precautions! [01:01] evil lurks at every turn! [01:01] uh oh [01:01] UT! [01:01] he got into the rubbing alcohol.. [01:02] dp surfer is scar, silly [01:02] didnt you see his ISP when he logged in? [01:02] i did! but i chose to ignore it because i am CHIVALROUS! [01:02] umm.. but he's not a girl [01:02] i shall leap into battle! [01:03] or stumble drunkenly.. [01:03] * DigiPress stands on dpsurfer's bloody head [01:04] "i shall protect this world!" [01:04] hey, thats MY head! ow, get off! [01:04] do you ever get that feeling you're being watched... [01:04] *pokes DP surfer* wake up! [01:04] he dead [01:04] nope... [01:05] who won the fight.. i slipped out for a smoke [01:05] you HAVE to poke em.. they always do that in the movies [01:05] *** DPsurfer has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:05] scarpad was reincarnated as dp surfer [01:05] is there no warrior MIGHTIER than i? [01:05] yes: Cosmo! [01:06] gah! accursed cat! [01:06] my dog can kick your butt any day [01:06] poor surfer [01:06] or your nuts.. [01:06] he's good at jumping up on guys and hitting the crotch 9 times outta 10 [01:06] my dog will hump your leg into submission [01:06] if he uses his "special waepon", you're doomed! [01:07] lol [01:07] my dog doesnt have one [01:07] it was removed when he was 6 months old [01:07] you know what they do now?? [01:07] ow [01:07] they cut out the nuts and LEAVE THE SACK!!! [01:07] this chat is 50% penis %50 game [01:07] don' wanna know... [01:08] is that twisted or what.. [01:08] i think i need to go to bed *lol* [01:08] and 50% swashbuckling! HO! [01:09] * punkoffgi covers mouth politely as she yawns [01:09] oh rip the shirt how cliche, suppose you want me to walk the plank now [01:09] go to sleep little girl. the guardians shall protect you [01:09] rip the shirt? huh? [01:09] *Lol* [01:09] little girl? [01:09] i'll teach you yet, daddy.. [01:09] thats an ancinet cheeh and chong thing [01:09] please, before you come to harm. hide under your blankie [01:10] i shall remain on watch [01:10] =) mmm.. warm blankies.. soft pillows.. [01:10] sleepy.. [01:10] * punkoffgi takes off clothes [01:10] g. g. g. [01:10] damn... [01:10] no webcam... [01:10] g.g.g [01:11] *lol* i can sleep "au natural" tonight, the guys wont be here to work on the house in the morning [01:11] in 8 hours from now i'll be raiding the frozen wastes of greater bostons flea markets [01:11] g.g.g.g.g.g.g [01:11] 8 hrs from now i'll be getting ready to go to work *sigh* [01:11] securing the gaming past for all of tomorrows [01:11] yes, work! salt of the earth, backbone of society [01:12] maker of sandwiches for all [01:12] mmm... backbone [01:12] don' come here for flea markets [01:12] *lol* [01:12] there all frozen-up [01:12] or paying too much for saturn games it all depends [01:12] yes, its chilly! [01:12] i discover a new one this week it should be good [01:12] how about -16 degrees ? [01:12] a new one? of what? [01:12] im in maine, so we're probably not TOO far from that [01:13] buried in the heart of bostons baddest blackes neighborhood, where no ebay seller dare tread [01:13] flea market i think [01:13] a question: [01:13] yes a flea called "my moms heart flea mart" [01:13] my moms HEART?!? [01:13] i kid you not [01:13] how many are supposed to attend to the reunion in Boston ? [01:13] how.... charming.. [01:14] *** newcoleco has joined #VBender [01:14] salut Dan! [01:14] we should see around 20 or so nerds here [01:14] salut [01:14] good! [01:14] welcome back daniel! [01:14] alright, nitey nite boyos! [01:14] re-yo Dan! [01:14] depending on how many walk their talk all the way to my house [01:14] nitey nite my love [01:14] * punkoffgi takes unclothed behind off to bed [01:15] purr [01:15] good night pkgirl! [01:15] SlyDC : Tu ne parlais plus sur Yahoo... je voulais voir si tu étais en ligne. [01:15] bye! [01:15] *** punkoffgi has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:15] goodnight [01:15] Dan: talk english [01:16] i'm still on Yahoo Messenger [01:16] ok [01:16] say something! [01:17] pitstop! [01:17] be back in 2 [01:17] ok [01:17] gettni late daniel, i'm gonna retire [01:17] * Cienna is back from the dead. Gone 9 hrs 51 min 31 secs [01:17] i'm drunk and sleepy [01:17] i see... well, good night! [01:17] *** Cienna has left #vbender [01:18] nite all! [01:18] *** DigiPress has quit IRC [01:18] well we have lost our leader people it looks like last call [01:19] a last beer before we all go ? [01:19] or vodka? [01:19] no beer for me... thanks! [01:20] anything that's alcoolic [01:21] i'll do! [01:21] and i'll try my best to go see you in Boston [01:21] ok let me know, we have some good stuff planned [01:21] even if i have to hichick [01:22] err [01:22] ha dont do that, its not that amazing [01:22] I think i miss something important... Boston? [01:22] you go by the book of the road right? [01:22] yeah i'm a trade meet here (boston) [01:22] book? [01:22] and in march, a trade meet here in Montreal [01:23] hitchhike..nm [01:23] sothy thanks! [01:23] :) [01:24] 8Asda gsfg ghgjur rhrhg ff bdbd [01:24] march? [01:24] hmm maybe at philly..funds depending [01:24] yep, in March [01:24] Philly is at the end of April [01:25] our Club's reunion is in March [01:25] the end of april is the beginning of march so say cunfucious [01:25] July and November of each year. [01:25] i've seen your site, looks like a good active group [01:26] with 65 members ? i hope so! :) [01:26] LOL!! [01:26] do you know boreal? [01:26] Yannick ? [01:27] yeah i think so [01:27] boreal@sympatico.ca ? [01:27] ya i know that fool an he owes me fify bucks! [01:27] thats him [01:27] lol [01:27] then it's «Yannick [01:27] he's a good guy [01:27] he's always at each reunions [01:28] yeah we used to trade but now its hard for him to find anything i dont have..the curse of collecting [01:29] thats why i started collecting those tiger handhelds i see those everywhere but never games i dont have [01:29] yup, especilly he's living in a dead-zone [01:29] i still trade for zellers games but thats about it [01:29] maybe ill just gor for a guiness book of world records "man with most copies of madden 94 on sega genesis" [01:30] and i have some rare and weird stuff to trade [01:30] lol! [01:30] hey sothy are you the guy collecting all the rpgs? [01:30] yar [01:30] that be me [01:30] you still want that aquarius dungeons and dragons? [01:31] id be interested mebbe [01:31] i think i already had and sold one of those [01:31] treasures tarmin? [01:31] yep [01:31] ill trade ya a madden 94 [01:32] i hate madden, in all his forms [01:32] :) [01:32] me too...burn them all!!! [01:32] he is the curse of thrift store game hunting [01:32] thats the only game i ever find madden 94 goodwill $5 [01:32] 5$ ? [01:32] too much1 [01:32] hashg [01:33] yeah $5 loose! [01:33] it should be 10 cents maximum [01:33] who wants them ? [01:33] 15 with instructions [01:33] no one [01:33] and he said the patriots should go for overtime [01:33] that bloated gas bag [01:34] he eats children [01:34] kick him... [01:34] er..no wait! [01:34] he *might* blow-up! [01:34] aarrgghhh!!! [01:34] ace hardware, walmart, rent a center all have life size cardboard maddens [01:35] pieces of madden everuwhere...good grief!! [01:35] id drill a hole in the mough and put a distended goat penis hanging out. [01:35] but anyways if you should want that game...email me i value it @ $5 trade [01:35] thatd be cool to see in wal mart [01:36] cool remind me on the board [01:36] im at work [01:36] heh, heh, heh...good idea! [01:36] got another rpg for trade today--- eye of the beholder dungeons and dragons snes [01:36] i got that and the super famicom one [01:37] ill take a final fantasy 2 for nes off yer hands [01:37] i think i have that one boxed too [01:37] heh it doesnt have a box [01:37] its a bootleg [01:37] oh you mean snes [01:37] ohhh wait i was thinking of zelda [01:38] i do have FF boxed [01:38] gah [01:38] just pullked [01:38] but i digress [01:38] 23 inch hair from my mouth [01:38] i got a sealed conkers bad fur day TRADE FO RPGS [01:39] hmm i want that game but i have been waiting for the price to drop [01:39] found it 10 bux thats why i got it [01:41] check this old link out, its outta date but it has some decent trade stuff on there [01:42] gametz.com/user/christianscott.html [01:44] ok, now my turn to hit the sack... [01:44] so long fellows! [01:45] good night all [01:45] *** chrstnsct has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:45] *** SlyDC has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:47] good night! zzzzz [01:47] *** newcoleco has quit IRC (Leaving) [02:00] *** Sothy has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [05:05] *** Charlie1 has joined #VBender [05:06] LMAO [05:06] Not many people here [05:06] Damn... had I know there would be a virtual bender, I would have faked an injury at work or something [05:07] I would like to thank god and the acadamy [05:07] I know, that sorta came out of nowhere [05:07] Stablewars.com [05:07] Repeat after me: Stablewars.com [05:07] I didn't hear you [05:07] Digital Press is a fine publication [05:07] FOR ME TO POOP ON [05:07] hahahaha [05:08] Bet you didn't see that coming [05:08] Drink Sprite [05:08] OK, that was uncalled for. My appolgies [05:09] Today, while walking down the street, I tripped. But I got back up. True story. [05:09] Wow, this is really boring. [05:09] Thankfully, nobody shall ever see me acting like an idiot here. [05:09] Unless that bungalospank @TheScribe is taking notes [05:09] Which thankfully I don't believe he is [05:10] CX2K is likely asleep [05:10] Or dead. [05:10] I'm leaning towards dead at this point [05:10] Wow, it's really quite in here [05:10] You could almost here a pin drop [05:11] Speaking of which, I heard that DP's girlfriend says that when DP wants to have sex, it would be more pleasurable if she actually did have a pin drop in her. [05:11] As opposed to his tiny organ [05:11] *** mrhaboobi has joined #VBender [05:11] Ah yes, DP: Free and wild [05:11] Hey, someone is actually here [05:12] I've been chatting to myself for about ten minutes [05:12] good eveninh [05:12] err evening [05:12] One of those days eh? [05:12] Appearntly, I missed out on the Virtual Bender [05:12] yeah ditto [05:12] oh well next time maybe [05:12] What's your excuse? [05:13] no excuse its like 11 pm here, so was busy with the tv until now:) [05:13] 11PM? Where the heck are you? [05:13] It's 2:10 AM and I'm on the west coast [05:13] NewZealand [05:14] ah ha [05:14] So, what's your handle at the DP board? [05:14] yup im fromthe future its saturday nightalmost sunday here [05:14] :) [05:14] Mrhaboobi [05:14] you? [05:14] oh... well obviously I'm Charlie the Big Dog. Paragon of Virtue, Man among Boys, God among Men [05:15] And I had to work all day [05:15] im just new to the board really, just started to post over the last few days. Mainly spend time on newsgrou [05:16] ahhh yes its friday ther... so whats your main interest to collect [05:16] I started a while ago... never got into the Newsgroup thingy... I used to hang out at rec.sports.wrestling long ago though [05:17] I collect Nintendo Products mostly, although I have a lot of everything else to [05:17] ahh right.. im into the famicom gear, but also big time in the pc engine and turbo grafx [05:17] i also dabble in most everything, arcadia/tunix being a system ive almost complete [05:18] I'm not close to completing anything except the N64... which is considered the worst machine at the DP board [05:18] still thats quite a few games for that system, and theres still alot of the system that id like to pick uo.. [05:18] err i mean up [05:19] I think I'm like... 20 away from a set [05:20] im struggling trying to collect the turbo grafx stuff, it was never released in my country so i have to rely on evil bay and thats expensive [05:20] 20 away.. thats pretty good [05:20] I'm impressed if you're collecting TG16 where you live... even if you use Ebay [05:20] im about 3 or 4 awau from the arcadia [05:20] I don't collect forign stuff at all [05:21] yeah tg16 is one of my fav systems, im desperately trying to get a contact in the US that can help me get games, i think i got one earlier this evening [05:21] yeah collecting from over seas is damn hard, not to mention the price :)... [05:21] DP, the guy who runs the board, has every TG game... complete [05:21] is this place normally dead or plenty of people? [05:22] During the "Virtual Benders" It's packed but nobody talks about Video Games at all [05:22] yeah ive talked to joe... im hapefully doing some trades with him.. but hasnt emailed me back for a while.. he took a photo of his collection for me [05:23] ahh ok cool, so not everyone is a collecting geek without anything to talk aboyt :) [05:23] He seems pretty level with me... I haven't traded with him personally yet but I plan on doing so [05:23] ok well im outta here for now.. time to check ebay and then hit bed.. [05:23] catch ya later. [05:24] later... good luck [05:24] *** Charlie1 has quit IRC (Leaving) [05:24] *** mrhaboobi has quit IRC (Leaving) [07:32] *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat Feb 09 07:32:13 2002