Panzer's punctuation, spelling, and syntax are all pretty busted. Plus, he's really stretching to fit some of those words into his posts. He sounds like a 1st semester English major at a community college. I'm guessing that he's read about 25 pages of Faulkner, didn't understand a lick of it, and thinks that tossing a whole mess of adjectives and poorly constructed similes & metaphors into his posts will impress.
He's mildly amusing, but not enough to hold my interest.