Originally Posted by
Kid Ice
You've got a point there.
I think instead of simply beating someone up, I'll drop everything I'm doing now, and focus all my energies and resources on ruining the life of a teenage boy (or preferably a grown man posing as a teenage boy). First, I'll hire a couple young toughs to make him enter himself in a Street Fighter 3 tournament at the store. Then I can teach him how to play Street Fighter 3 by smashing his fists directly against the glass of the TV screen. As he does this I will howl with laughter. Then I'll buy Nick dozens of stores to create a Next Level franchise.
(btw the baby's sick again so it's possible none of this crap will happen)