Yes, I do think you are apparently that simple. Here's your post:
"That's a little odd. How hard would it be to find the person sending the chat 65 feet to 300 feet away. Hmm... is it Jill in the pigtails or the creepy looking dude in a trench coat tapping away on the DS?"
If you weren't "serious", your post wouldn't have a reason to even exist. Don't blame others for your failures.