http://www.yk.rim.or.jp/~mcp/htme/maker.htm

This is engrish at its best. I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes.
My favourite so far is:

NAMCO
The old days were the maker that does not permit other following in Japan.
There is not the image at the present moment regretfully.
By all means and also I am thinking the maker that would like you to revive.