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    Default Best non-Nintendo Wii commercial ever.


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    From G4 no less! Very funny.

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    The humour was... a little obvious. It wasn't bad, though. But it did conjure up some nasty images! I mean, when I get my Wii... the first thing I want to do is play Metroid Prime 3, not make love to the damn thing.
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    I guess I don't get it. I would only be picking between the lesser of 2 evils according to that commercial. I want to put a bullet in both of their heads.
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    the 360 is like the amateur girl next door?


    Not porno hot...


    But you dont have to be drunk to fuck it...

    I mean... wait...


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    While Sothy dislodges his joint from his 360, which he gave ruffies!!! [Shame on you sparky :P ] Let me say one thing... If I open the box of my Wii and the she-Wii pops out... I'll have a lot of explaining to do to my wife. Hopefully she will understand, you know, distribution errors and all.

    I thought it was funny, tasteless, but still funny.
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    Were there no attractive women to play the part of "nintendo console"?

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    "Have you even heard of....the Blu-Ray!?" "IT'S THE FUTURE!"

    That made me chuckle. Nice vid.

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    this kinda seems like this in the real world in my mind.

    sony slinging all this crap out and nintendo is kinda saying, what ever just touch me.

    and then i say, yea BABY YEA! and then i go away

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    Isn't this the girl who wanted to be excepted because she couldn't grow rich full breast like the other girls, so she decides to go down on the entire football team that year in High School, got wasted, and was found puking under the basketball bleachers? Yet when she went to Cancun, she was rejected for a part in "Girls Gone Wild" so Nintendo came to her and said "I'd hit it"

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    I believe that is the girl.

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    I bet Reggie wasn't kicking ass when he met her...
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    You would ALL tap the Nintendo broad.

    And 99% of you would tap the PS3 chick too.

    Admit it.


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    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sothy
    You would ALL tap the Nintendo broad.
    She looks like shes already been tapped too much.
    Sloppy 350ths?

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    Remember Sothy, Push is the arbiter of morality 'round here.

    Me thinks you protest too much Push. Maybe if it were Seanbaby he'd be interested. lol I keed, I keed!
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