Most un-intentionally funny moments in games?

**Charlie** · 03-02-2003, 01:52 AM

What do you think the most unintentionally funny moments are in video games? I've got a few that come to mind...

1. The first time I actually saw Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em on my friend's emulator. Having owned Custard's Revenge, I thought I held the high mark (or low mark) in video game pornography. I was wrong.

2. When the pig commits suicide in Illusion of Gaia for the SNES. One of the most cheesely mellow dramatic scenes in video game history that had me busting a gut when I saw it.

3. Seeing "I fell asleep" while playing Metal Gear for the first time when I, was like, 8, I laughed so hard I fell off the bed and broke my leg when I landed on my dip-shit brother's rollerskate. Well, I guess you had to be there.

**Kid Ice** · 03-02-2003, 12:20 PM

Without question, the voice acting in Castlevania SOTN. Especially at the beginning. It helps that they made the voices 10 times louder than the rest of the game. And the dialogue!

the kid

**davidbrit2** · 03-02-2003, 02:35 PM

Play Club Drive for the Jaguar. The physics engine will have you in stitches. And play the arcade version of Punisher, or the Genesis version at least. The violence is so excessive and straight faced. It makes for great morbid comedy.

**Bratwurst** · 03-02-2003, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by davidbrit2

And play the arcade version of Punisher, or the Genesis version at least. The violence is so excessive and straight faced. It makes for great morbid comedy.

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs by Capcom, arcade. The way those fat guys laugh and explode when you hit them with a bazooka cracks me up everytime.

**Charlie** · 03-02-2003, 03:46 PM

House of the Dead 2 has the worst voice acting of all time.

"My. God."

**Retsudo** · 03-02-2003, 03:49 PM

the thing that made me laugh is when I saw the coach giving his boxer a Blowjob in between rounds in the nes game RING KING.

**Queen Of The Felines** · 03-02-2003, 06:06 PM

The first time I plowed my car into the cow in Race Drivin' had me laughing so hard I nearly wet myself. I wasn't expecting it to moo in pain like it did!

Kristine

**davidbrit2** · 03-02-2003, 07:03 PM

Ooh, I forgot a good one. The final enemy of Bionic Commando for the NES is shown in a deadpan portrait that looks exactly like a hybrid of Bob Newhart and Adolf Hitler. That's about one of the funniest sights in an NES game.

**CrazyImpmon** · 03-02-2003, 07:09 PM

Ice Climber and 2 players is a guarranteed pants wetter. I can't remember if it was level 14 or 16 but try getting up while knocking down your oppoment. The first time I played this with my brother I had to pause the game so both of us could catch out breath from laughing so hard.

**Six Switch** · 03-02-2003, 07:31 PM

Shooting a guy while he was running in Halo,he just kinda falls to the side while moving.And killing Captain Keys in Halo.

Both are good fun

**Kid Ice** · 03-02-2003, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Charlie

House of the Dead 2 has the worst voice acting of all time.

"My. God."

"Don't come!"

**GENESISNES** · 03-02-2003, 08:26 PM

my friends and i would fall on the floor laughing our a**es off when running down guys in the tank in Goldeneye for n64. heh. MWAAAAA!!

and also, we turned on the slomo and stuff, so we could see them fall down dying in slo mo

**E Nice** · 03-03-2003, 08:54 PM

The boss fight against Krang in NES TMNT 3. THe first time my sister and I made it up to Krang this goofy music started up, Krang's theme, setting the mood and after awhile Krang got enough damage that he split in two parts. His top half would float in the air while his torso and legs would run on their own, kicking us. We both burst out laughing at that sight.

**threeoclockhigh** · 03-03-2003, 11:16 PM

Probably the older games that have totally unrealistic combat, then again, some games today do, too. Like for instance, Guerilla War or the Punisher for the NES. You know where you have to pump an enemy (HUMAN enemy) completely full of lead before you even stop them. The last guy in Guerilla War is some HUMAN dictator and you got to shoot the bastard probably 50-60 times with your gun or nail him with about 40-50 grenades. Same with the Punisher. You face a guy in a ninja outfit and the Kingpin in a leisure suit and you need to shoot them with a full burst of your machine gun for probably 3 or 4 consecutive minutes, maybe 300 rounds, on top of hitting them with grenades and rocket launchers over a dozen times. Maybe it's just me but I always found that amusing......for all it's faults Dick Tracy (NES) was slightly realistic, considering you would need only one or two shots or could just flatten enemies with a few punches.

**briskbc** · 03-04-2003, 12:44 AM

I'd have to say the voice acting in Resident Evil.

**brandver3** · 03-21-2003, 01:50 PM

"Its some... Kind of ....Monster!!!!"
And everyones fave,
"....the master of unlocking...."

The dubbing for Mega Man 8 anime cut scenes. Dr Light sounds like Elmer Fudd.

**Dahne** · 03-21-2003, 06:31 PM

Metal Gear Solid, when you're crawling around in an air vent surrounded by enemy soldiers and Master Miller starts rambling about field mice.

Also, the end. Liquid Snake loses a fist fight, falls a couple stories, gets shot with a machine gun a few dozen times, gets in a car crash, and he's STILL just fine.

**Blackjax** · 03-22-2003, 11:05 AM

"...but, through this arm... I LIVE ON!!!!"

**stonic** · 03-22-2003, 11:26 AM

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**Ruudos** · 03-25-2003, 02:47 AM

"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a BAD enough dude to rescue the president?"

**Rogmeister** · 04-06-2003, 05:02 PM

I have to second the voice-acting in the first Resident Evil. It's not just the bad lines but the people they hired seem unable to even pronounce correctly the simplest words. I remember the woman saying "Barry, where have you been?" and she pronounces been like "bean". I need to go play it again now, just for those moments.

I also remember Microleague Baseball for the Atari ST computers years ago. There was a bug in it that occurred once in awhile where, when the players would field and throw the ball, you'd see the diving animation from them you usually got from a batter when he was being hit by a pitch.

**SoulBlazer** · 05-26-2003, 09:07 PM

I KNOW it's past, but.....

I still crack up when I think about the intro to Zero Wing.

**Nature Boy** · 05-27-2003, 09:42 AM

That's easy. Watching Kurt Cameron take a stab at FMV in "The Horde" on 3DO. There's FMV cheese, and then there's FMV cheese with Kurt Cameron!

**Tempest** · 05-27-2003, 10:25 AM

Final Zone II for the TurboGrafx CD. The voice acting it in was o bad they had to have been reading off scripts they had seen for the first time. Not only were they reading it slow and without inflection, but the dialoge was just bad. Stuff like "Oh... there you... are. I'm going... to... have... to kill... you". I couldn't stop laughing. Thank god the game was short.

Tempest

**zmeston** · 05-27-2003, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

That's easy. Watching Kurt Cameron take a stab at FMV in "The Horde" on 3DO. There's FMV cheese, and then there's FMV cheese with Kurt Cameron!

Quite sadly, I know that his name is KIRK Cameron, not Kurt. And I found the FMV in The Horde (a top-ten 3DO game later ported to the Saturn and PC, but never the PS1!) unoffensive -- certainly not good, but not gawd-awful, either. There was at least an attempt at production values, which is more than can be said for most FMV of the era.

-- Z.

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