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Thread: Hey guys, the DS sucks. It's a piece of garbage.

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    Default Hey guys, the DS sucks. It's a piece of garbage.

    I'm so glad people like this have the ability to share their opinions. Really, I think the internet will bring about the end of the world.

    Really, you can look it up folks. I heard it on the news.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...216376043&q=ds

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    DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. The tubby fellow in the video is delivering pure comedy with a straight face, something many tubby fellows do. This is not an actual opinion, it is a satire of the PSP fanboys. Take it seriously at your own risk.

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    ROTFL


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    Someone posted this on PSP Updates yesterday and I think it's supposed to be a joke. Nobody can be that stupid.

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    I dunno man, 12 minute long joke and keeping a straight face the whole time? If it were written, sure, but if it's a joke he's one hell of an actor, because I believed the "fat dumbass" shtick he had going the whole way through.

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    Quote: "Why would anyone pay $300 fo a DS?"

    Agreed. WHY WOULD someone pay $300 for a system thats $130 you fat dumb piece of shit???

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    I stopped watching it after 2 minutes. I don't mind an intelligent debate but this guy was just a complete moron.
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    That has got to be a joke

    I not, then he is the biggest idiot EVER!!!!! period the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain nintendo
    That has got to be a joke

    I not, then he is the biggest idiot EVER!!!!! period the end.
    lol this dude, needs a hobby...maybe he can get a gf...lmao
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    You guys, its a joke making fun of PSP fans.

    He talks about how he dropped the PSP and it was fine, and how he dropped the DS on a trampoline, when it wasn't bouncing and it broke.

    It's a fact. Look it up.
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    I like when he said check the facts, after he said the gameboy has been out since 87, and then he said the DS is $300. And then that it had poor battery life. What a moron.
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    Its almost too mean to compare GTA:Liberty city stories to games like nintendogs

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    Talking with Jon is always supposed to be a joke.

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    Haha. Everyone laugh at the common PSP fan that thinks because it has better graphics that makes it better. Hmm... Now which one has better sales.

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    Guys it's true. You can play your PSP while it's plugged into the wall.

    It's a fact, look it up.

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    wut a moran.
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    But I just turned if off after a minute because it stopped streaming, most likely because my computer got bored with it just as I did. Even if it is a joke it's a waste of 12min video space on the web. He should have done something a bit more amazing than looking like a stumbling emo guy that needs some lessions in public speaking, or speaking in general. I somewhat feel sorry for the guy because he created one of the most boring videos I've seen in awhile that tries to prove a point or make a joke. Least he could have done was put a firecracker in some game systems and blow them up, or drop a shopping cart from a 5 story building. WHHHoooo, fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker T
    Guys it's true. You can play your PSP while it's plugged into the wall.

    It's a fact, look it up.
    Yeah my DS can do that too. This guy is just stupid. The DS can play media all you need is This.

    Look it up.

    This dude also gets all his facts from the news and radio, great sources.

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    Well he just said the 1 thing he needed to say that proves he is a commoner, the DS is for kids.

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    Guys, this is so obviously a satire of PSP fanboys. It's funny how you guys can get so hot and bothered about something that you can't see that it is a joke. "ZOMG sumbudy is talking nasty about my DS!!!"

    My favorite quotes:

    "They have two screens on everything."

    "The DS has nothing new. The PSP has all kinds of new features on it."

    "DS. Who knows what that stands for? I dunno, and I know a lot of stuff about the DS."

    "The gigaflop is garbage, folks."

    "They say [the DS] is portable, but here's the thing. You have to plug it into your wall to charge it. You can't just charge it while you're walking down the street. What's up with that?"

    "You can play the PSP while it's hooked up to the wall. It's true. I've done it before."

    "[The PSP's] speakers can play music for a whole warehouse if you know what you're doing. ..It's a fact. Look it up."

    "The PSP is going to work as a controller on the Playstation 3. The DS is not going to work as a controller... on the Playstation 3. Look it up."

    And he keeps making reference to not having any first hand knowledge of the DS, therefore citing sources such as the radio.

    If the trampoline joke doesn't give it away for you, maybe you need to go outside for a few minutes.

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    I know it's supposed to be joke, I just didn't find it all that funny. I get it's supposed to be tongue in check, but all it proves that it's all in the delivery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghouls N Ghosts
    1987 rofflespotatoechipz!!!
    I knew he was wrong about the year.

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    Wow, and I thought I knew what stupidity looked like. Yeah, I saw the jokes, but it left me wanting to go away from the comp while it played. As I have better things to do, I just turned it off.

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    Very obviously a joke put out there by a fat guy in dire need of some attention.

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    I thought the seriousness of it is what made it so funny, and all those fake off the wall facts. That and the fact that I know people who act like that, only they're not usually joking.

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    Who wants a 19 year old system anyway?

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