Bio Force Ape

**Ze_ro** · 10-31-2005, 12:24 AM

Whatever you do, make sure you don't dump the pieces into the garbage, otherwise they'll be worthless.

--Zero

**Mia D** · 10-31-2005, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Tower of Infinity

You say this like downloading roms is a mere "preference" but in reality pirating games is a purposefully deviant lifestyle choice that is an affront to all good $2000 game-buying butter fatties everwhere and should be stopped at all costs.

I sense sarcasm.

NO WAY

**Ed Oscuro** · 10-31-2005, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by paulB812

I'm going to celebrate Halloween now by absorbing the souls of wandering children if you'll excuse me.

Stay a while, amazing sir

**jajaja** · 10-31-2005, 03:05 AM

When I went to bed last nite this thread had 3 pages. Woke up this morning it had 8 lol. And as said, wtf is going on? Someone offered you only $800 for it? Pfff, they know it worth much more. If its really destroyed.. ah well, sux, but we didnt know it excisted a cart anyway. Atleast you only payed $3 for it

**paulB812** · 10-31-2005, 07:31 AM

Just to get everyone on the same page this whole thing was fake. I set out to see if I could fool people and did so well I had to make a concerted effort to drag people to the light. I thought for sure the fart so powerful it garbled graphics was going to be it but apparently some guys still believe I smashed the potentially last copy of Bio Force Ape in existence.

And this was a week after that Zelda III mess. Hopefully this will be a powerful lesson to all of you not to be so sure of yourselves in the future.

About the comment asking why I didn't scam someone for thousands of dollars, I only use my super powers for good, not evil. Okay, that's subjective. To some third world pot-bellied kid I'm probably the worst villian ever, but I'm okay with that.

Anyway, I've shed about 5 pounds just from laughing this week. Game on!

**Griking** · 10-31-2005, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by paulB812

Game on!

Sounds familiar..... Someone we know? :P

**Garry Silljo** · 10-31-2005, 08:27 AM

The fart didn't throw me off because I thought the graphics garbled because the game was still not quite finished. I knew it was fake when the Butter Monster appeared though. At that point it was too obvious, to me at least. It was definately a fun ride though.

**DreamTR** · 10-31-2005, 08:52 AM

That's a pretty damned great elaborate hoax!

**omnedon** · 10-31-2005, 09:20 AM

Best thread ever Joe.

*claps*

**ProgrammingAce** · 10-31-2005, 10:14 AM

Well, you had me fooled... I thought the text for the butter monster looked off, but couldn't really put my finger on it.

Uh, but I only have one question... Where did the butter monster's original image come from?

**TheRedEye** · 10-31-2005, 10:58 AM

Yay Joe!

**captain nintendo** · 10-31-2005, 10:58 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha x_x

I just saw this thread and said WTF !!!
8 pages long ? I gotta read it. And read I did

Best half hour wasted ever !

Seriously great way to get Monday going

Thanks Joe ! (or who ever)

Game on indeed.

**adaml** · 10-31-2005, 11:59 AM

If you manage to get the cart cobbled back together using spit, duct tape and butter, be sure to let us know what the end of the game is like.

Butter

Butter

Butter

Butter

Butter

Parkay

**classicb** · 10-31-2005, 12:16 PM

what a great post Joe. I have to atleast post something now in this legendary thread. It was a great read.

**lendelin** · 10-31-2005, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by paulB812

Just to get everyone on the same page this whole thing was fake. I set out to see if I could fool people and did so well I had to make a concerted effort to drag people to the light. I thought for sure the fart so powerful it garbled graphics was going to be it but apparently some guys still believe I smashed the potentially last copy of Bio Force Ape in existence.

And this was a week after that Zelda III mess. Hopefully this will be a powerful lesson to all of you not to be so sure of yourselves in the future.

About the comment asking why I didn't scam someone for thousands of dollars, I only use my super powers for good, not evil. Okay, that's subjective. To some third world pot-bellied kid I'm probably the worst villian ever, but I'm okay with that.

Anyway, I've shed about 5 pounds just from laughing this week. Game on!

Yesterday I stumbled upon this thread, and after the first page it was very clear that this is a hoax, and after two pages it was clear that it was a sarcastic parody of offered fake prototypes.

After the Zelda 3 proto scam I just can't believe how easy it is to fool people. It is a mix between being naive and wishful thinking. It is amazing that people believe what they want to believe discarding common sense and life experience.

In the meantime I think if someone goes on ebay and put in bold letters "this is a scam, I want your money and please bid on the item if you like to get scammed," some people would still actually bid on that thing a couple of hundred dollars and convince themselves that maybe this is not a scam after all.

The lies we fell for easily are the ones we tell ourselves.

**rayearthknight** · 10-31-2005, 12:27 PM

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**TheRedEye** · 10-31-2005, 12:36 PM

This is the best Joe-posted thread that Joe has ever posted, thank you Joe. It's so great that Joe took time out of his schedule of building his store and not posting on these forums to create a really elaborate and time-consuming hoax. Thank you Joe.

Why do we think this was Joe again?

**Kroogah** · 10-31-2005, 12:47 PM

Yeah, this guy is in South Carolina. Unless Joe spent time between setting his store up to travel to a computer in South Carolina where he could make these posts, it ain't him.

And yeah, where the HELL did the butter monster images come from?

**Ed Oscuro** · 10-31-2005, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by classicb

what a great post Joe. I have to atleast post something now in this legendary thread. It was a great read.

[Guiness Guys pic]
http://www.pickledvellum.com/bioforceape.gif

Haha, I even have the Guiness LE pack with those guys on the cans of stout...couldn't drink the stuff, though, it made me ill.

Very much unlike this thread! ROffelZ S++ RANK would read again.

Also,

@ the guys saying "oh we knew this was a hoax since..." Sure ya did. Well, maybe that's a sign that DPers are getting more socially aware..?

**SoulBlazer** · 10-31-2005, 01:12 PM

Bah. I thought it was a hoax but I was really lost with all the posts going here and there.

**jajaja** · 10-31-2005, 01:25 PM

Where did you get the screenshots from?

**Tower of Infinity** · 10-31-2005, 01:50 PM

Hey, that was an awesome hoax! Thanks, man! I get your point about offering fake protos!

**rayearthknight** · 10-31-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by jajaja

Where did you get the screenshots from?

A lot of them can be found here: http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...ch&sa=N&tab=wi

**NE146** · 10-31-2005, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by paulB812

Hi,

I found this at a yardsale while visiting relatives in Carson, California. The plain label caught my eye in a pile of Nintendo cartridges, for 3 dollars I thought why not. After doing some searching online am I right to assume this game has not been released?

Here are pictures:

http://photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/

Paul

I'm guessing it's fake.

**jajaja** · 10-31-2005, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by rayearthknight

Originally Posted by jajaja

Where did you get the screenshots from?

A lot of them can be found here: http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...ch&sa=N&tab=wi

Ye, i checked google picture search, but there are some pics that arent there. Like when he jumps out of the mining cart. I guess I can find them if I google alittle.

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