Bio Force Ape

[Tupin]

Best game I've ever played. Seriously.

I can't wait until the whole game is released, but I would buy a reproduction of just the demo.

[obesolete]

wowie,

I sacrificed a 16mb thumb drive to the Sinowal virus just to pay this. and i can't even beat it.

WHERE IS MY GRAVIS PAD?

[hybrid0]

infinite energy
SZOYTUVK

[coinheaven]

so is this a real proto, or is someone creating the game from scratch and this is their way of advertising it? i can never tell what is real and what is not in this thread

[TheDomesticInstitution]

so is this a real proto, or is someone creating the game from scratch and this is their way of advertising it? i can never tell what is real and what is not in this thread

The reality is, that it isn't not real. And without knowing the reality of it's validity, there's no way to know that it's not.

[Vectorman0]

so is this a real proto, or is someone creating the game from scratch and this is their way of advertising it? i can never tell what is real and what is not in this thread

[Snapple]

Holy shit, my friend dumped the cart and it wasn't freaking blank. It's a short demo, then it ends with "Bio Force Ape Coming 2009"

I'm hosting the file for the time being so people can check this out.

I don't know where the hell this came from.

http://programmingace.com/downloads/BioForceApeDemo.nes

There had better be more in 2009.

Also John's daughter is a little whore.

[Ed Oscuro]

John's daughter indeed looks farmed out.

:APEROAAAAAR:

[ryborg]

Good demo so far, but I'm stuck. Is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

[kainemaxwell]

This is SO going on my NES Dreamcast disc.

[ProgrammingAce]

so is this a real proto, or is someone creating the game from scratch and this is their way of advertising it? i can never tell what is real and what is not in this thread

PaulB obviously works for SETA, and they're just really late on getting the preview copies out.

And you thought Duke Nukem Forever was a long development cycle...

Good demo so far, but I'm stuck. Is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

You have to jump on top of the fish/eyeball thing and ride it like a horse. Keep flying up until you reach the 2nd level.

[kainemaxwell]

I suck at editing images but I had to give it a go for this thread.

Don't you mean "I Can't Believe it's not Bio Force Ape"?

[MarioMania]

Ok, this game stunk for me....

[kainemaxwell]

Ok, this game stunk for me....

You have no appreciation of the amount of butter, sweat and monies that went into this. For shame.

[DigitalSpace]

I found out that Linda Richman - the host of Coffee Talk - has played the demo. Here's what she thought:



"It was like butter."

[Ed Oscuro]

Ok, this game stunk for me....

You're just mad because you didn't get the hidden achievements. This ROM requires a phone jack equipped NES or some other method to call in progress.

The small enemies taking damage when you punch them standing up, that I could understand...

[obesolete]

i must have been too straight forward, where is all this extra stuff that everyone is talking about?

i just moved forward along and killed everything in my path.

[Icarus Moonsight]

Seems to be a theme. Bio Force is not to be taken lightly. You must reign in your butter smashing urges... Yeah, I'm so full of crap. I did the same thing.

[PapaStu]

I had an apple for lunch.... and I felt the Bio Force powers growing inside me!!!! This game has the power to affect one in real life!

[Bratwurst]

Preview for the box art. Also, his balls are huge.

[Ed Oscuro]

I thought this thread could use some Variant Schwanzer, as if this thread needed Spaceballs references cropping up too...not as good a looking game as I had thought.

[ShinobiMan]

So I take it the REAL Bio Force Ape proto that Paul had never got dumped?

It's a shame when good games go to Heaven.

[PapaStu]

So I take it the REAL Bio Force Ape proto that Paul had never got dumped?

It's a shame when good games go to Heaven.

Have you read this thread at all?

[ShinobiMan]

Ah there we go... I stopped reading about 5 pages in, but looking back I found this:

This thread was fake. He never found a proto, he just faked the whole thing. Many thought it was funny, but I didnt quite see the humor in it. Making many belive that a proto was found, make a fake pic of it being crushed then say its fake.

I really do need to read the entire thread before commenting.

I did check out that fake ROM. Now that was probably the greatest gaming experience I've ever had!

[kainemaxwell]

This could be an Otto Award winner for 2009!