Really Bad PlayStation Games!

[Jasoco]

I have TONS of crappy PSX games I didn't buy to play. I even have Hooters: Road Trip, V.I.P. and Irritating Stick. I've come close to buying Steel Harbinger many times and have the Saturn version of Criticom.

I don't think Hexen sucks. Actually, I have both the Saturn and PSX version. I just find the PSX one hard to control given the default controls, and the shitty controller.

[blitzchamp]

Spice World. *vomit*

I rented it at Blockbuster, because at the time, I found the Spice Girls to be so bad that they were amusing. I even went to see the movie with a friend and got a good yuck. However, the "game"... if you can even call it a game... is SO bad... you cannot get any kind of twisted enjoyment out of it. Even if you love to play bad things, this will still be too bad of a game to play.

It's one of those games where you make a music video. I know Britney Spears did a game like that, I think. Except you don't DO anything. You take ten minutes, put together a shitty video with pointless dance steps, and then you're done. There's no goal. There's no reward. There's no challenge. There's not even any creativity involved, like a Mario Paint or some such.

My mind felt... numb afterwards. Probably the only time I voluntarily took a game back to Blockbuster days early.

Yeah this game was terrible, the extra video that exists in the game is longer than the game itself which is pointless and basically this game was just easy money for the Spice Girls with no worries about how good it actually was.

I can't believe no one's mentioned Dragonball GT: Final Bout, the only fighter that takes 3 seconds to turn around in.

I was really excited when I got a free copy of this a few years ago and then after I got it I almost instantly wanted to give it back. The best part of the game is the intro clip, it's more entertaining to watch that clip over and over then to play that game.

Anyway, there was just one Playstation game I can think of that really got on my nerves... Irritating Stick. This title had two strikes against it already... it was designed by the creators of that Neo-Geo misfire Shinoken, and it was based on a Japanese game show so obnoxious it makes even Regis Philbin and Jeff "Rectal" Probst seem pleasant by comparison. The third strike was a combination of hideous graphics, simplistic gameplay, and the world's most nerve-wracking soundtrack. What's most pathetic is that a similar game was released on the Neo-Geo, and it was five times the game Irritating Stick was despite being made for a much older system.

I bought Irritating Stick for five dollars. To this day I still wish I had my five dollars back.

Oh man I hate Irritating Stick, it's the worst game on the PS imo. I played it once in a demo cd for the PlayStation Underground and it was awful, any slight touch on the controller and you were zapped and had to start all over again.

[The 1 2 P]

The Crow: City of Angels sucks balls. Instead of the undead badass from the comics(and partly from the movies) you are instead refined to a slow moving test dummy that constantly gets shot over and over again before you can ever get close enough to kill your enemies.

The Incredible Hulk was also pretty bad. I can't think of anything good about this game. The Hulk himself was rather gimpy in it. This one should have stayed on the cutting room floor.

[Smashed Brother]

Steel Harbinger immediately comes to mind *shudder*

Cybersled was quite awful on the PSX. The first (and only) time that I played split-screen with a buddy was spent in fits of laughter as we slowly chased each other around the circular battle arena with a raised platform in the middle.

Pretty much any Acclaim game from '96-'97 qualifies for this list.

[Aussie2B]

Looking bad on my old posts in this topic, it makes me sad that there was once at point in which my life had not been tainted by Bubsy 3D. Now I can say that it's the only correct response to this topic.

[Demon_Attack82]

What about Cosmic Race?

[PC-ENGINE HELL]

If it wasn't mentioned before, Nightmare Creatures 1 and 2. Hated both of them. I know they had a fanbase though back then.

[The 1 2 P]

Looking bad on my old posts in this topic, it makes me sad that there was once at point in which my life had not been tainted by Bubsy 3D. Now I can say that it's the only correct response to this topic.

Whats even more amazing is that a mere two years after Bubsy 3D they would go on to create one of the greatest(and grossly underrated) Playstation franchises of all time: Syphon Filter. Somehow they went from making a triple "F" game to making a triple "A" game.

[Baloo]

Crow: City of Angels.

[xDanx]

Bubsy 3D-infamously poor

Baby Universe-Possibly worst than bubsy

Street fighter the movie game-Tried to rip off mortal kombat but failed miserably,although its the last appearnace of the actor of Bison (forget the name)

All 3rd party ps1 games-You know the ones my pony,puzzle hunters,101 dalmations,the really really bad cheap ones you could get for literally a few pounds,or as i like to call them "Bargain Bin Scum"

[TheShireGamer]

Ok, this game I picked up because I thought it looked cool. The game I picked up god knows how long ago is Shadow master, I dont know if you guys know this one, but I hated it with a passion after my first run through it. The controls are extremely sloppy and are probably theworst part of the game, everything else is ok for PSX, but the controls makes everything suck even worse, dont pick this one up!

[jefis]

Tomb Raider 3 - Controls are terrible. Very shitty game.
Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed - terrible driving game
RC Stunt Copter - Terrible controls

[EColeman24]

Tales of Legendia and Rascal Racers come to mind. In Tales of Legendia I was done once the pig started dancing and gives the "recipe" for toast >.<

[kedawa]

Defcon 5 was pretty awful. Trying to have any fun with this game will get you killed, and playing it 'right' is about as much fun as folding laundry.

[buzz_n64]

I love the original Blaster Master so much, but Blaster Master: Blasting Again sucked so bad! Horrible loading times, bad camera angles, bad viewing distance,and most importantly, not fun.

[Compute]

There's a reason 2Extreme sucked: it predates button-mashy trick-doing games. If you remember the original espn xgames psx game (release title, baybeee) it sucks compared to that. xgames 1 was a pretty good racer, imo, even though you didn't have tricks.

I remember begging for Kileak: the dna imperative because my mother would not buy me games. Man that was disappointing.

Destruction Derby was cool but I hated the load time..it took like 3 minutes to load every race.

I seem to remember a 3Dish megaman game that was not very good..