Games You're Embarrassed To Tell People You Own

**Ed Oscuro** · 10-18-2003, 07:28 AM

There's a couple CD-i titles I haven't listed on my GameTZ page, like the Vegas boxing one and some football game. I've also got a copy of Tomb Raider 3 + the guide where I should have an original copy of Metal Gear Solid and its corresponding guide.

Still, I have very few things to be embarassed about :)

**lionforce** · 10-18-2003, 08:20 AM

A few weeks ago my little ten year old sister and myself sat down and beat Piglet's Big Game for the GC, and I am proud to say that we both enjoyed the game thoroughly, excellent graphics but very very simple gameplay even for a ten year old

**swlovinist** · 10-18-2003, 08:33 AM

Extreme Sports with the Bernstein Bears.......I am trying to complete the list from EGM 150.....20 of the worst games ever......Missing only five from the list.....Fight for Life comes to mind for the Jag......yep, its that bad

**omnedon** · 10-18-2003, 08:41 AM

Might Morphin Power Rangers for the Genny.

It came in a lot. No really. It did.

**Dire 51** · 10-18-2003, 05:43 PM

"Richard Simmons Scary Town"...

Okay, what company's marketing department has the least amount of brain cells? Get them on the horn, they'll snag this lucrative license!

**Sotenga** · 10-18-2003, 05:46 PM

That's not funny. That's rage inducing.

Actually, it is funny.

But rage inducing.

**scooterb23** · 10-18-2003, 09:00 PM

Extreme Sports with the Bernstein Bears

Oh man, I want this game...seriously...I love collecting cheesy games like this.

I know there is a Sesame Street Sports game I have to buy as well.

I just bought Backyard Baseball 2003 for my PC, best baseball game since Baseball Stars on the NES.

Something keeps pulling me towards the N'Sync game as well, but I've resisted so far (I wish it was a remake of Journey Escape though...)

I don't think I'm embarrassed about any of the games I own...I like Stunt Race FX a lot...

Pokemon Snap is my favorite N64 game...

I don't know, I'm not ashamed of any games I have.

Now, maybe next week when I go to get BMX XXX for the Gamecube (new $10 at EB) then I'll be ashamed of a game...

**weasel2htm** · 10-18-2003, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Dire 51

"Richard Simmons Scary Town"...

Okay, what company's marketing department has the least amount of brain cells? Get them on the horn, they'll snag this lucrative license!

That's not funny. That's rage inducing.

Actually, it is funny.

But rage inducing.

I had to Laugh out lout when I read it what scares me is someone might try it.. If that game Is released I would probabley get off of the Digit Press Christmas Card List and on the "other" list. Did anybody see him on Whose Line, what a fruit cake. (weasel2htm does full body shake)

**Sotenga** · 10-18-2003, 09:23 PM

I had to Laugh out lout when I read it what scares me is someone might try it.. If that game Is released I would probabley get off of the Digit Press Christmas Card List and on the "other" list. Did anybody see him on Whose Line, what a fruit cake. (weasel2htm does full body shake)

YOU SAW THAT EPISODE?!?!?

I have never laughed harder in my life. That was beyond priceless.

**scooterb23** · 10-18-2003, 09:31 PM

That was the funniest single episode of any show, ever.

Just thinking about Richard Simmons' interpretation of a jetski makes me laugh

**Ed Oscuro** · 10-18-2003, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by omnedon

Might Morphin Power Rangers for the Genny.

It came in a lot. No really. It did.
:embarrassed:

I hear that was actually a decent fighter on the SNES.

@ Richard Simmons Scary Town

OMG ROFL

Yes, every day I work I can go see somebody making fun of Richard Simmons. It's in an arcade game, too! WELL, it's actually three old Win95 PCs hooked up to a server, and it's got a laserdisc for a main TV. I call it an arcade game because I've seen the message "ATTRACT MODE" on it, rofl.

Anyhow, the questions are all trivia stuff about my favorite cereal company and such, and the Cook Dude gives you the answers in his funny theatrical way. For whatever reason the question (Nutrition Facts for the category) about "What's the most important breakfast of the day" is answered in the following way:

"Okay, here's a clue. You're standing in (sarcasm here) Cereal City, USA, all about Cereal blah blah blah.(/sarcasm)

Then it gets interesting. I forget the exact words but he says something about healthy food and then he finishes up the question saying something about "eating bon-bons on the couch all day might lead to a date with Richard Simmons."

ENTER

RICHARD SIMMONS INPERSONATION!

(guy does some clap over his head and "Come on everybody!")

He says "...I don't know" with the voice of :P added. yes, I've been working there over two years and I only realized what he was doing yesterday.

(edit: had to add the ... to "I don't know," gives you a better idea that was probably not in the script :P)

**Dire 51** · 10-18-2003, 09:54 PM

**weasel2htm** · 10-18-2003, 10:42 PM

Ohh did I ever See that episode

I have it captured to my computer, takes up a full gig of space needless to say I need to play with my capture card settings and find a lower quality to capture in. PS I LMAO on that episode. But I so feel sorry for the cast esp. Wayne.

Dire51 I bet you had now Idea the bucket of worms you helped open by your comment (and remember this is your KIDS game)

I wonder if this thread will make it into the Archives, we've certanly have milked as much fun as possible out of it (like the whose line cast improvising the playboy channel or something). I wonder what Mr. DigitPress has to say about all this.

**Dire 51** · 10-18-2003, 10:54 PM

I had no idea this would happen, true. Of course, if they did really want to make a game out of this, they could include the robotic Richard Simmons.

**weasel2htm** · 10-18-2003, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Dire 51

I had no idea this would happen, true. Of course, if they did really want to make a game out of this, they could include the robotic Richard Simmons.

Robotic Richard Simmons, now that is disturbing. That would be like if Liveracci and Micheal Jackson had a kid together.

Sitcom Idea Two unlikely roomates: Richard Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne

"What the &#@$% is worng with your voice?" "Shaaarrrooonnn I'm in ^&%^Hell!"

**josekortez** · 10-18-2003, 11:17 PM

I swear I had no idea that thread would go so horribly wrong when I started it the other day. I apologize.

In fact, I'm more embarrassed that I started this thread than I am that I played the N'Sync game...

If this thread were an ancient totem, I would smash it or hurl it into a bottomless pit to save the earth from succumbing to the possibility of even thinking about any highlights in Richard Simmons' career.

**weasel2htm** · 10-18-2003, 11:38 PM

I'm sorry! I never Intended my joke to get this out of hand either though I've enjoyed it! It's been funny as can be though, you can't deny that. I just joined DigitPress the other day I didn't plan on making my mark this quickly. If it makes you feel better I own a couple of *NSync CDs (one of which is setting next to kid Rock and Linkin Park. Another is Next to POD Nickelback and another Kid Rock.

**josekortez** · 10-18-2003, 11:50 PM

No problem, Weasel. Welcome to digitpress.com!

Actually, I'm glad to have a hot topic. It's nice to be popular. It doesn't happen to me as often as I'd like...

**Dire 51** · 10-19-2003, 12:31 AM

The origin of the robotic Richard Simmons:

Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr. Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son. Watch.
Homer: Bart, you're coming home.
Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead. Do your worst.
Burns: "Do my worst", eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
[a door open and said robot walks out]
Simmons: Come on, big boy! Shake that butter off those buns.
[a speaker pops out of its head and plays "Shake Your Booty"]
Homer: Aah! [runs away]
Simmons: Come on, come on, girls! Shake, shake, shake!
Burns: Smithers, it's out of control!
Smithers: I'll take him out, Sir!
[cocks shotgun, blasts it in the head]
[the hole closes up a la T2 and the dancing resumes]
Simmons: [slowing down] Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake...
Smithers: His ass is going to blow!
[they all run in the house]
[the robot explodes, its head landing far away]
-- Some new footage from 1F16 ("Burns' Heir"), "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"

**hezeuschrist** · 10-19-2003, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Flack

At work the other day someone said, "I saw a Mary Kate and Ashley game at Best Buy." Another guy said, "you probably go shopping at the mall in it or something." Then I said, "no, you race jet ski's around in a circle and play vollyball and ..."

It was too late. I knew I had said too much already.

Flack

Hahaha, I've actually played that game.

I don't own any games I'm ashamed of. Every game I own either kicks ass, or is a good game. I refuse to own a game I won't play... I tell people I'm a bit of a game collector and if they scoff at me, fuck them.

**Sotenga** · 10-19-2003, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by Dire 51

The origin of the robotic Richard Simmons:

Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr. Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son. Watch.
Homer: Bart, you're coming home.
Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead. Do your worst.
Burns: "Do my worst", eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
[a door open and said robot walks out]
Simmons: Come on, big boy! Shake that butter off those buns.
[a speaker pops out of its head and plays "Shake Your Booty"]
Homer: Aah! [runs away]
Simmons: Come on, come on, girls! Shake, shake, shake!
Burns: Smithers, it's out of control!
Smithers: I'll take him out, Sir!
[cocks shotgun, blasts it in the head]
[the hole closes up a la T2 and the dancing resumes]
Simmons: [slowing down] Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake...
Smithers: His ass is going to blow!
[they all run in the house]
[the robot explodes, its head landing far away]
-- Some new footage from 1F16 ("Burns' Heir"), "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"

My appendix comes close to exploding from laughter every time I see that part.

**weasel2htm** · 10-19-2003, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dire 51

The origin of the robotic Richard Simmons: "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"

I think y'all have probably figured out that I have not seen that episode I have nothing against the simpsons, I just don't watch them.

I kinda feel sorry for the people try to keep the thread on-topic.

Originally Posted by Ed Oscuro

Yes, every day I work I can go see somebody making fun of Richard Simmons. It's in an arcade game, too!

Where does this guy work anyway????

**Sotenga** · 10-19-2003, 02:54 PM

Okay, to redirect the topic here: I have a Sesame Street game for the NES. I forget which one. I haven't played it in ages. Why I continue to hold on to it, I know not.

**weasel2htm** · 10-19-2003, 03:00 PM

I've got some Pokemon games (N64 Staidium and Yellow for GB)and was addicted to the TV show for about a year Stopped watching about after the Johto Journeys were done. Don't know how I could stand that show now.
an could imitate a few Pokemon successfully Pi-Ka-Chu!

**tssk** · 10-20-2003, 01:08 AM

Strawberry Shortcake Musical Matchups on the Atari 2600.

I win.

And yet I lose.

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