T-MINUS 2 DAYS.

EARL ACHIEVES ARCADE NIRVANA, EVOLVES INTO NEW LIFE FORM

At some point over the weekend, I'll probably find an arcade machine I really like, and play it a lot - I mean, a whole lot - until I become one with the machine and evolve into a new form of life - part Earl, part Kickman. This new life form won't be available for purchase on the Expo floor, but you can demo it. If, you know, you really want to.