Required viewing: Mars Matrix PRO REVIEW #2

[Ed Oscuro]

Also a public service message about why you shouldn't use the insulting word "vert__ontal."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhFYV4-pBQ

Warning: Some small profanity, but it's worth it.
Edit #4: aw shit, there's a few offensive things in there, oh well! Just stop it before the 2:20 mark, or so...and pick it back up a bit later

[Ed Oscuro]

Okay, here's a review more appropriate for all ages:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6oOaHdSmzc

Just so y'all know, it might sound like he's going on about one or two irrelevant details but they're actually spot on discussions of important issues.

[Soviet Conscript]

Also a public service message about why you shouldn't use the insulting word "vert__ontal."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhFYV4-pBQ

Warning: Some small profanity, but it's worth it.
Edit #4: aw shit, there's a few offensive things in there, oh well! Just stop it before the 2:20 mark, or so...and pick it back up a bit later

that guy shouldn't be allowed to review anything but shotguns and rodeos

sorry, i just can't get past the accent. i can't comprehend someone with that accent would be playing a video game rather then shootin varmits or ridin the tractor

[BHvrd]

It's like a choose your own adventure book, where you're in some time machine and you getsent back to some dinosaur age, you gotta come out with a high score and survive too.

that is a bit of a ....stretch, lol.

[Ed Oscuro]

that guy shouldn't be allowed to review anything but shotguns and rodeos

sorry, i just can't get past the accent. i can't comprehend someone with that accent would be playing a video game rather then shootin varmits or ridin the tractor

Hey shouldn't you be out eating some borscht and sandviches? SILENCE LIBERAL HEATHEN!

p.s. the voice is intentional

[Soviet Conscript]

Hey shouldn't you be out eating some borscht and sandviches? SILENCE LIBERAL HEATHEN!

p.s. the voice is intentional

lol, the ironic part is i'm not anything like your typical american liberal, despise most of them really.


you sure the voice is intentional? its not you is it?

*sigh* i'm just going to shut up and go back to oppressing upstart former soviet republics.

[Ed Oscuro]

Man I miss being able to put :lol: emotes in by hand.

That's not me, but he gives a clue in the first linked vid where he's talking about his voice. In any case I thought they were funny, especially the second one (and in that one, the ending is probably the funniest part).

[Drexel923]

Funny stuff.

It sounds like if Kamino started to play DC shooters after drinking some Zima and Peppermint Schnapps.

[Kid Ice]

Check out his "no shield" videos. I haven't played MM in a while but it looks to me like he completes the 3rd level without reflecting or absorbing any shots. Wow.